BABIES! BABIES! BABIES!
It feels like every time I blink, a human baby enters the world to eat my food, drink my water and breathe my oxygen. I was curious about this and so I Googled it, dumb fuck. Apparently, a baby is born every half second. That means like 100 babies popped out of vaginas while I was writing those three sentences. I shouldn't have researched that shit, because now I'm hyperventilating at the thought of gazillions of BABIES crawling the streets, looting the grocery stores for mushed-up carrots and attacking chichis for titty milk. This is the future.
Anyway, Naomi Watts has given birth to the newest member of the child army. Her spokesbitch told E! News that Naomi shot out a baby boy yesterday. This is her second son with Liev Schreiber. Their first kid, Alexander Pete, is a little over a year old.
We don't know the name of their newest kid, but I'm assuming it will be something pretty normal since Liev and Naomi don't strike me as attention whores who will give their kid an effed up name so they can be "oh-so-different" and shit. I know, what kind of celebrities are they?!
Personally, I think the should name him Jet Girl in honor of Naomi Watts' role in her greatest movie of all time: Tank Girl.
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Hey pearly, here's an account of the dangers of overpopulation-perhaps too much information though :)
http://e360.yale.edu/content/feature.msp?id=2041
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:49pm
No, apparently her dr doesn't care; he even told her she could take pain killers.
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Pain killers? And she's already a smoker, no less....ugh.
I betcha she's lying, actually.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:49pm
No, apparently her dr doesn't care; he even told her she could take pain killers. I was always under the assumption Tylenol was the strongest thing you should take...
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Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:44pm.
Question for all the mommies out there: if you were pregnant and already had children and your new dr. told you it was ok to smoke and drink caffeine even though all your other drs. said it was bad, would you do it?
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NO! I'd start saying that other doctor was an idiot!
But there's a way that it's not that simple...
High stress during pregnancy is actually a leading cause of ADD and other behavioural disorders. So - if she's used to it and she tries to cut it out cold-turkey she could cause her blood pressure to shoot through the roof - not cool.
HOWEVER, I would hope a doctor would encourage a woman to cut down and phase out such things over a longer period. Smoking causes all kinds of disorders and caffeine sucks the calcium out of both of you. Believe me - my mom did that with my little sister and she's hot mess from birth.
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Submitted by YesIownPanties on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:31pm
Is it just me or is little Adolf scary looking?
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Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:44pm.
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hmmm...oh HEY! Maybe her doctor is my old prof working on a subversive way of curbing population growth :D
-- ok OK leaving now for real, quit yer size 10 shoe pitchin'!
i have no idea what the gang-lol- is but why didn't the person filling out the birth certificate object?
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Submitted by YesIownPanties on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:31pm.
Speaking of fucked up kid names:
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12/holland_township...
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Oh, for Christ's Sake.
WHY is the stupidest asshats on the planet are the ones that BREED?!
... And what's that Ecology 101 term for hitting the environmental wall population-wise? Wasn't paying enough attention in lab in college when they did that petri dish experiment where bacteria eat themselves out of existence. Anyway, prof's point was that that is exactly what is happening now with humanity's refusal to combat the breed-breed-BREED hardwiring.
oookay, and with THAT cheery thought I leave you to tend to my tuna casserolcrock ^_^
Question for all the mommies out there: if you were pregnant and already had children and your new dr. told you it was ok to smoke and drink caffeine even though all your other drs. said it was bad, would you do it? I work with a lady who is doing that and it pains me everytime I see her come in from the 'butt hut' at work while drinking a Coke...
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Hey whores!
Totally off topic but I need advice and quick...
How long does alcohol stay in your system?
I have a new Pain Doc Im going to tomorrow and if they do a urine test I dont want to get into trouble. Its just best not to have anything in your system or they wont take you. Tonite is our Christmas party and Id like to have a few drinks!
Sorry to crash your thread, I just saw some resident DListers here that I thought would help me out!
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Submitted by YesIownPanties on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:39pm.
And Warlocks or whatever that bike gang's name is?
I've got nothing bad to say about Naomi or Liev, so congrats to them!
in lehigh valley that is....lancaster is amish country and i don't know much about that area other than that.
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sheeps....
yep....
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Submitted by YesIownPanties on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:31pm.
Speaking of fucked up kid names:
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12/holland_township...
Holy crap! What a messed up fambly. "Aryan Nation"? Not to be rude, but isn't there a lot of meth in Lehigh Valley? Or is that Lancaster?
... I'm just trying to wrap my Kanye-addled brain nuggets 'round "a baby is born every half second."
That's a shitload of baby poop.
That movie w/ Viggo - the one he was nommed for the Oscar - that was good
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Axl, check them out. Heavy, serious stories, and well done IMO.
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Speaking of fucked up kid names:
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12/holland_township...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:16pm.
To be fair, I have seen neither. I hated the Ring.
Submitted by flossyb on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:02pm.
Liev looks thrilled.
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Ha ha ha! Liev looks likes he's looking for the nearest exit!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WC02eZeBhw
and my personal fave:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTLj_3R0-2g
I think Naomi can act.
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Submitted by RealiTEE on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 4:10pm.
Nicole's going to play catch-up I'm sure.
==She can't act, so she may as well. She might have a few menstrual cycles left before menopause.
I disagree Axl...have you ever seen "The Painted Veil", or "We Don't Live Here Anymore"? She was excellent in both.
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I always got the "desperate" vibe from NayNay. But congrats anyway! Maybe motherhood is the best job for you, cause you suck as an actress.
I like them as a couple, and they are not attention whores....all the best to them.
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Nicole's going to play catch-up I'm sure.
It's the socks that are the prob - what the hell - why red socks when there's no other red in his outfit? I like these 2 a lot - a little norm in Hollyweird - but for fuck's sake I HATE it when parents dress their kids in stuff they'd never be caught dead in. You know neither of them would buy their coffee in than outfit they're mkaing him sport.
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What the fuck kind of shoes are they making that kid wear?
...well, at least they're not Crocs, I guess...
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"ANYWAY"?
MK! C'mon! "ANYWAY?"
"Anyfetus"
"AnyUmbilicalCord"
"AnyAfterBirth"
Sheesh. SLACKER!
Really. I'm a babyaholic and I'm all celebrity babied out, myself! Ack!
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What's wrong with the little boy? He looks more than confused.
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no more babies!!!
God, that woman was pregnant for half a decade. Congratulations to them.
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Liev looks thrilled.
Three fingers up!
How about Tee Watts?
Aww I like Naomi so congrats to her and Liev.
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