HAHAHA: Vadge Falls On Her Ass!!
I raise my mug of Sanka this morning to the rain gods, because without them, Vadge would've never fallen on her Hulk ass last night in Rio. Guy Ritchie totally paid someone off to make that happen. When bitches fall, I immediately laugh and point. I can't help it. When Vadge falls, I immediately screams "hallelujah" and air hi-five whoever made this hotness happen. It's the little things in life.
Skip to about the 0:35 mark in the video below to see Vadge's nut-cracking ass hit the floor. I'm surprised the stage didn't fucking collapse into a million pieces after her kryptonite butt cheeks pummeled it. If her memaw ass took off those heartard sunglasses, she might fucking be able to see the damn water on the stage. Make it rain again!
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Bush got shoed, Vadge falls....Happy Holidays people...Santa
OMG, this was taken down. Sadness. I would pay to see that no talent skank eat it.
THIS is what Christmas is all about, people. Thank you to the heavens and God above for that, AND for the proof positive (as if anyone needed any) of the pre-recorded, lip and guitar sync'd concert. And to think she prides herself on being such a "professional". HA! what a has-been fraud. and ohhhhhh the irony of her wipeout on the day the Material Man walks off with the biggest payday in divorce history. LOVE IT!
ooof...at what point does the vadge fall? the noise that's supposed to be her singing, i can't stand it...
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I just hope her crotch critters survived the fall.
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Elton John was right. She lip syncs. The voice level was constant, as if the mic wasn't moving all over the place as she fell.
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Man, even without the slip-n-trip, all the idiotic flailing around makes her look like a retarded monkey that drank a case of beer.
Submitted by iammrkrunk on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:24pm.
Ha..To bad she didn't break her hip...damn Boniva
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And Barbie: On that recovery, I love the way she kicks her legs up while she is on her ass, like it's part of the routine. In the words of Pee-Wee Herman, "I meant to do that!"
Ha..To bad she didn't break her hip...damn Boniva
That is not the first time she has fallen on her ass this tour,i remember a vid being posted a few weeks ago too.I do not like her at all but her recovery is great,a total pro in both videos.
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I agree with you. I'm disappointed of Madonna that she recently reunited with her on stage.
I love watching someone prancing around like they are hot shit and then falling on their ass. Priceless. She is one disgusting fuckpig.
Watched till she slipped, I got my money's worth!
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Fucking pro, how she handled it. I agree with Dignity 4 Sale. I happen to think she's the best entertainer ever, I admire her strength and drive and self-discipline.
I will always be inspired by this woman, I couldn't care less what she's like in person. Most celebs are @ssholes anyway.
I watched about half of it with the sound off.
I haven't seen anything so amateurish in a long time.
I'm clearly the only one here to say this.
But I loved the performance.
The woman's got a hell of a lot more talent than these younger twats today making orgasm noises that's supposed to pass for music.
I mean give the woman some credit people, did you see Britney's "come-back" performances in Europe?
Now there's someone who REALLY needs to retire!
That was almost as good as George Bush getting a shoe thrown at him. But I laughed harder at George Bush. Madonna is starting to look like Dee Snider of twisted sister.
You would think she'd use her AARP discount and buy a damn MedAlert necklace already.
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She is probably on adderall or ritalin. I bet her pupils are huge. Well, at least we know she reads the blogs and tabloids because it seems to have gotten back to her; the talk about her hands that is. Remember when she was so delusional a few years back and had no idea how horrible and old her hands looked? She knows now and sports the gloves. Now if she would only stop with getting her silver hair dyed brown at the roots...
I pity that hot b!tch in the pic holding the umbrella. Whatever he is being paid, is not enough :|
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Submitted by Mickflash on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:52pm.
Is that Dee Snider?
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Haha! She does look like DS
We get it Madonna, you like kissing girls. You're cool. Now move on.
Is that Dee Snider?
I didn't say you were stupid, I said that you were acting stupid. But since you didn't understand that, NOW I'm saying you are stupid.
I know it's a crappy cell phone recording or whatever, but yeeechh!! She looks and sounds just awful, and it's all dancing and extras with no substance at all. She really, really needs to quit doing this.
Goddamn, she looks like shit. Does she look at her nasty veined arms and actually think she is sexy? Ridiculous outfit too.
My ears, my poor ears. And how much are people paying to hear that caterwauling again?
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She fell in Rio, and a tsunami was reported in India. Coincidence? I think not.
"Aint funny bastards. Its like an old granny slipping on ice!"
Yeah...a vain, Botoxed, money-grubbing, egotistical, vein-armed, Barbie-plastic granny. Now THAT shit's funny.
MK....you rock. LMAO bc I had to look at it without music (although I doubt it constitutes as that) and I almost banged my chin on desk. Yes, I like sitting that close to my desk...it makes people stay away from me.
But seriously, she really needs to quit this mess. She looks like a Granny Tranny Wreck.
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God,those hideous veiny arms! Looks like something you see in nightmares.
Was that singing, or was someone raping a cat?
Was that singing, or was someone raping a cat?
Madonna's not an AWFUL performer..she does have an X factor (look at me usin' loon language!;p). I even heard her sing dry in an interview not too long ago and I was like, hey - you can sing, bitch. (Note: I'm not tryna say she's Maria Callas or anything)
But the fact is that she works too hard. So every damn show you see is a show of her exhausted ass riding on a single, frail vocal chord. Please bitch - take a nap and eat something and get back to me.
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Aint funny bastards. Its like an old granny slipping on ice!
Madge kissing the "Like a Virgin-era Madonna" is symbolic of how much she really is in love with herself.
And everyone on the stage just seems to be going through the motions, like it's just a dress rehersal or something. No one seems very enthusiastic. I definitely wouldn't be willing to spend tons of money on a show like that.
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Ha, ha, ha!!! Watching SheHulk fall on her ass is the perfect gift! Thanks MK!
She's a joke...always has been.
She's really a terrible performer and singer.
THAT HAT!! THOSE ARMS!! MY EYES!!
Memo to Vadge: R-E-T-I-R-E or you're gonna break a hip.
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I did notice the lip-sync moment. So pathetic for someone who's asking shitloads of money for her "live" concert. But I always knew Madonna can't sing to save her life. Someone told me Madonna uses one of her singers to double her voice live, he even made me listen to a live performance and you can hear the chick singing in the back and Madonna's ugly live "singing" mixed. The woman has a voice like Madonna, but she sings much better. I still think that's a rip-off.
Anyway, I like her old songs better and I'm not a concert-goer so I don't give much of a rat's behind. There will always be people who will pay money to see untalented performers.
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Screw the fall, what about the performance? What in God's name was going on there? It looked like a bunch of drunk grandmas had been messing around in the fancy dress box again. Seriously, people pay top dollar for this bunch of crap? Do they all have learning disabilities? Madonna has been a disaster of epic proportions since the end of the Music album. It can't go much further downhill than this. She makes Britney look like a world-class entertainer. So wrong!
NOOOOOOOO, I cant take another pic of her acting like she plays the guitar and is a musician. I'd do a raindance every day if it'd mean she'd tumble. She's more arrogant than even Chris Martin. If Jelly Bean writes a bio, I hope he tells all, unlike her bro Chris who had no surprises.
I'm old enough to remember when this annoying bitch was fat with hairy pits and wore cheap ugly clothes and tons of stupid rubber bracelets. I couldn't understand the fascination with her as she couldn't sing worth a shit. At least back then she didn't have that all so self-important attitude. I wish she would just disappear. She's a hideous excuse of a human being. I feel nothing but pity for Guy Ritchie and think A-Rod must be the stupidest mother fucker on the planet to get his shit twisted up with her. The man has horrible taste in puntang.
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I'm a few years younger than she is (5) and I know if I took a dive like that, I would be sorer than shit the next day. My guess she is going in for a fucking hip replacement today!
Running around playing dress up and yelling into a microphone doesn't make me want to go to a concert. The fall didn't stop her vadge thrusts though, professional on her part.
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WTF was going on there?
It's karma!
Sort of like those bitchy old grandmas who give everyone attitude at the grocery store then get squarshed by the automatic doors then fall on their old wrinkly asses as soon as they get out.
WTF was she doing playing the guitar in the rain, much less dancing around like a 'tard? Mother Nature doesn't care how roided up your ass is, she'll still fry it if given the opportunity.
She sounds like she looks. HORRIBLE. Who's paying to see this craptastical show?
One day, when I was 8, I saw this really old lady walking in the mall with 6+" heels on. The floors were tile and she fell in front of me. I laughed out loud at her 75 year old ass for trying to be 30. Then I felt bad about laughing. I feel the same way watching Madge in this video.......except the feeling bad later part.
Madonna sez "WHEEEEEEE!!!"
heehee!!!
a mil smiley faces. seriously bitch wasn't doing anything but walking, not dancing. I'm thinkin the prop hands greased the stage a little just to ensure a fall just in case the rain didn't do the trick. you know she ain't payin them shi.t
Why does anyone like this cuntrag anymore?
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