HAHAHA: Vadge Falls On Her Ass!!
I raise my mug of Sanka this morning to the rain gods, because without them, Vadge would've never fallen on her Hulk ass last night in Rio. Guy Ritchie totally paid someone off to make that happen. When bitches fall, I immediately laugh and point. I can't help it. When Vadge falls, I immediately screams "hallelujah" and air hi-five whoever made this hotness happen. It's the little things in life.
Skip to about the 0:35 mark in the video below to see Vadge's nut-cracking ass hit the floor. I'm surprised the stage didn't fucking collapse into a million pieces after her kryptonite butt cheeks pummeled it. If her memaw ass took off those heartard sunglasses, she might fucking be able to see the damn water on the stage. Make it rain again!
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The mic wasn't even at her mouth and the singing continued. Lies.
that just made my day. stupid bitch
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This is all a natural process of the universe it all happens for a reason it's a gift to you Madonna and something you can learn from as a questioning human being in an ordered cosmos.
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Help me!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FELL!!
anyone who likes this pathetic bitch's music should be shot
Lovesit!!
She's disgusting. She looks animatronic. That robot chick in Canada has more femininity than this bony, used up piece of trash.
Sanka? Mk, you're better than that. Life is too short for Sanka.
Hey man if people are stupid enough to pay $300+, wouldn't you charge that kinda money too? I know I would.
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Taquitos go in one end and they explode out the other.
Yikes. Bitch needs to call it quits already!
The only talent she has lies in media manipulation. Her entire career is based on it.
People paying good money to see Mum-Ra and her bionic arms prance around obviously need to be brought in to bolster the economy as they clearly have money to waste!
--thanks awfully--
I swear the only performer who actually sings is Tom Jones.
50 isn't old. But if Madge doesn't actually SING and pretends to "play" the guitar, what's the point to seeing her show?
Hilarious! I just watched it without the sound on (at work) and she looks like she's just escaped from the asylum - what a mentalist!
Does she think she's the Slash's talentless, uglier, bitchier sister?
Aha ha ha ha!
Thanks for the time on the video to watch, MK.
I want Material Girl Madonna back for Christmas!
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Dick happens! - MK
ROFLMAO! Serves that no-talent no guitar-playing, pubenoodle right!
I can't believe people are paying that kind of money to watch her lip synch. The voice track never missed a beat when she fell on her ass. What a crock.....
Drama!!
Heeeeyyyyyy!!
I am the only one here so far. Lazy asswipes I work with are all late.
Gives me some D time :)
☻ I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun ☻
what a lovely video, i d like to share it with my friends at ==========sugarbabymeet.com =============
This gave me the 1st genuine laugh I've had today. Thanks, MK!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I'd still do her six ways to Sunday. I've never had a piece of gristle.
i refuse to watch at work for fear of laughing hysterically out loud...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Seriously, who is still paying to see her? She needs to get out of the leotards and into the retirement home. Never mind that she still charges hundreds of dollars for tickets when she's richer than God.
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Gosh, that´s an ugly performance!
LMAO! That's what her evil old ass gets. That's a hint that your granny ass should not be dancing and on a stage. Give it up already granny.
Do they ever use her legs as the Jaws of Life?
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I she trying to say that Britneys not her?
Does Wayne Flowers know Madame has gone solo?
To those who always ask, "Who would pay $100+ to see Britney's concert?"
Well...at least it's not Madonna's lol. This musclebound harridan is looking seriously beat. She would die if she ever ceased to believe she's being 'provocative'...even though she hit that point around 1994. Go back to your crypt now, thanks ho. Even the gays have ditched your ass.
Let's see Slash did the top hat in the 80's. That Four Non Blondes chick did it in the 90's. Hmmmm.
Very original Madge. Really a woman your age could catch pneumonia with no more clothes than that. A nice polyester pantsuit and a scarf would be more appropriate.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
I just saw that Britney doc last night where Madonna gives Britney advice. Yeeeeaaahhhh. Madge, you're a slow motion car crash yourself. And her FACE!!!!!! Does she think that's subtle "work"? She's getting that same Madame the Puppet face they all get. Her and Vivica Fox will be twins in five more years.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
i hope she broke something...her sticky and sweet tour is SHIT COMPLETE S-H-I-T
Nice. First bush dodges shoes and now Vadge falls on her ass. Next someone with hurl dog turds at Heidi and Spencer!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
sandman hit it right on the nail. Nice playback there, Madonna!
"I don't agree with that in the workplace."
LIP SYNCHING!!!!!!!!!
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i like how she quickly remembers to hold the mike up because the voice track didn't miss a beat.
i also like how she can kiss & sing at the same time.
who pays to see these lame lipsynched acts anymore?
it is weird when you think about how much money these idiots are spending to see a 50yr old clown prance around mouthing the words into her hairbrush.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:19am.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, that's straight up evil. I LOVE IT!
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
What a trooper! Glad she didn't break a hip. I haven't been to a concert in some time, but I bet it's annoying when, based on what I see on YouTube, everyone in the first 30 rows holds up a cell to record stuff.
HA HA HA!
LMFAO!
Thanks for making my day MK!
Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:21am.
I love watching people fall. It makes my day.
I know! The look of surprise on their face is priceless! ;)
I can't spare 6+ minutes of my life for Madonna.
I absolutely hate when she poses with the guitar, though.
It's not that funny. She falls, stands up, and continues. HAHA how funny...NOT!
Kinda sexy, actually.
HA HA! @ricki lake, I love you. We were writing our comments at the same time! :)
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
WHY DOES SHE ACT LIKE SHE CAN PLAY THE GUITAR?!??!?! SHE CAN'T PLAY THE GUITAR!!!!
This no-talent skank learnt 3 chords in like, an hour, and think she knows something. I can't stand it/her.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
God,
I'm so tired of seeing this hag's reanimated corpse in this ridiculous futuristic Circus ringleader outfit. The fact that she's constantly pretending she knows anything about playing a guitar beyond two chords also makes me want to punch this swamp creature in the face. Put this bitch back in her tomb, where she belongs. Thanks.
Signed,
The World
Oh jeez, look at her trying to look all badazz by having her guitar hang so low. Pfft.
Is the guy holding the umbrella rolling his eyes? "How f****n' long is this song?" I'm sure he's thinking.
At her advanced age the bones are brittle. I hope she had on her medic-alert bracelet.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
I love watching people fall. It makes my day. I point and laugh too and then everyone glares at me.
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erm also NOT gangsta.