Monday, December 15th 2008

HAHAHA: Vadge Falls On Her Ass!!

I raise my mug of Sanka this morning to the rain gods, because without them, Vadge would've never fallen on her Hulk ass last night in Rio. Guy Ritchie totally paid someone off to make that happen. When bitches fall, I immediately laugh and point. I can't help it. When Vadge falls, I immediately screams "hallelujah" and air hi-five whoever made this hotness happen. It's the little things in life.

Skip to about the 0:35 mark in the video below to see Vadge's nut-cracking ass hit the floor. I'm surprised the stage didn't fucking collapse into a million pieces after her kryptonite butt cheeks pummeled it. If her memaw ass took off those heartard sunglasses, she might fucking be able to see the damn water on the stage. Make it rain again!


Source: Made In Brazil

Posted by: Michael K


Creemy's picture

The mic wasn't even at her mouth and the singing continued. Lies.

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that just made my day. stupid bitch

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The Fly's picture

This is all a natural process of the universe it all happens for a reason it's a gift to you Madonna and something you can learn from as a questioning human being in an ordered cosmos.

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Lor's picture

anyone who likes this pathetic bitch's music should be shot

Hockey fan's picture

Lovesit!!
She's disgusting. She looks animatronic. That robot chick in Canada has more femininity than this bony, used up piece of trash.

putas's picture

Sanka? Mk, you're better than that. Life is too short for Sanka.

Salem13's picture

Hey man if people are stupid enough to pay $300+, wouldn't you charge that kinda money too? I know I would.

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Yikes. Bitch needs to call it quits already!

justice's picture

The only talent she has lies in media manipulation. Her entire career is based on it.

People paying good money to see Mum-Ra and her bionic arms prance around obviously need to be brought in to bolster the economy as they clearly have money to waste!

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Green Is Good's picture

I swear the only performer who actually sings is Tom Jones.

50 isn't old. But if Madge doesn't actually SING and pretends to "play" the guitar, what's the point to seeing her show?

SairSair's picture

Hilarious! I just watched it without the sound on (at work) and she looks like she's just escaped from the asylum - what a mentalist!

Sugaroo's picture

Does she think she's the Slash's talentless, uglier, bitchier sister?

EvilShoe's picture

Aha ha ha ha!

Thanks for the time on the video to watch, MK.

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Sugaroo's picture

ROFLMAO! Serves that no-talent no guitar-playing, pubenoodle right!

rukiddingme's picture

I can't believe people are paying that kind of money to watch her lip synch. The voice track never missed a beat when she fell on her ass. What a crock.....

Migraine Sally's picture

Drama!!

Heeeeyyyyyy!!

I am the only one here so far. Lazy asswipes I work with are all late.

Gives me some D time :)

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dramaqueen365247's picture

This gave me the 1st genuine laugh I've had today. Thanks, MK!
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Snarkley's picture

I'd still do her six ways to Sunday. I've never had a piece of gristle.

letinstar's picture

i refuse to watch at work for fear of laughing hysterically out loud...
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Mawy's picture

Seriously, who is still paying to see her? She needs to get out of the leotards and into the retirement home. Never mind that she still charges hundreds of dollars for tickets when she's richer than God.
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Mädchen's picture

Gosh, that´s an ugly performance!

Bda's picture

LMAO! That's what her evil old ass gets. That's a hint that your granny ass should not be dancing and on a stage. Give it up already granny.

Buggerem's picture

Do they ever use her legs as the Jaws of Life?

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Its SP bitch's picture

I she trying to say that Britneys not her?

Green Is Good's picture

Does Wayne Flowers know Madame has gone solo?

ricki lake's picture

To those who always ask, "Who would pay $100+ to see Britney's concert?"

Well...at least it's not Madonna's lol. This musclebound harridan is looking seriously beat. She would die if she ever ceased to believe she's being 'provocative'...even though she hit that point around 1994. Go back to your crypt now, thanks ho. Even the gays have ditched your ass.

loozer's picture

Let's see Slash did the top hat in the 80's. That Four Non Blondes chick did it in the 90's. Hmmmm.
Very original Madge. Really a woman your age could catch pneumonia with no more clothes than that. A nice polyester pantsuit and a scarf would be more appropriate.

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

I just saw that Britney doc last night where Madonna gives Britney advice. Yeeeeaaahhhh. Madge, you're a slow motion car crash yourself. And her FACE!!!!!! Does she think that's subtle "work"? She's getting that same Madame the Puppet face they all get. Her and Vivica Fox will be twins in five more years.

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cuntygolightly's picture

i hope she broke something...her sticky and sweet tour is SHIT COMPLETE S-H-I-T

Nanners's picture

Nice. First bush dodges shoes and now Vadge falls on her ass. Next someone with hurl dog turds at Heidi and Spencer!

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sandman hit it right on the nail. Nice playback there, Madonna!

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voodoo watson's picture

LIP SYNCHING!!!!!!!!!

islandgirl's picture

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

i like how she quickly remembers to hold the mike up because the voice track didn't miss a beat.
i also like how she can kiss & sing at the same time.
who pays to see these lame lipsynched acts anymore?
it is weird when you think about how much money these idiots are spending to see a 50yr old clown prance around mouthing the words into her hairbrush.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:19am.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, that's straight up evil. I LOVE IT!
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What a trooper! Glad she didn't break a hip. I haven't been to a concert in some time, but I bet it's annoying when, based on what I see on YouTube, everyone in the first 30 rows holds up a cell to record stuff.

BelleBelle's picture

HA HA HA!
LMFAO!

Thanks for making my day MK!

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Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:21am.
I love watching people fall. It makes my day.

I know! The look of surprise on their face is priceless! ;)

mike's picture

I can't spare 6+ minutes of my life for Madonna.

I absolutely hate when she poses with the guitar, though.

Youri's picture

It's not that funny. She falls, stands up, and continues. HAHA how funny...NOT!

Snarkley's picture

Kinda sexy, actually.

Morrissey's picture

HA HA! @ricki lake, I love you. We were writing our comments at the same time! :)

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Morrissey's picture

WHY DOES SHE ACT LIKE SHE CAN PLAY THE GUITAR?!??!?! SHE CAN'T PLAY THE GUITAR!!!!

This no-talent skank learnt 3 chords in like, an hour, and think she knows something. I can't stand it/her.

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ricki lake's picture

God,

I'm so tired of seeing this hag's reanimated corpse in this ridiculous futuristic Circus ringleader outfit. The fact that she's constantly pretending she knows anything about playing a guitar beyond two chords also makes me want to punch this swamp creature in the face. Put this bitch back in her tomb, where she belongs. Thanks.

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KD's picture

Oh jeez, look at her trying to look all badazz by having her guitar hang so low. Pfft.

TexnDoc's picture

Is the guy holding the umbrella rolling his eyes? "How f****n' long is this song?" I'm sure he's thinking.

loozer's picture

At her advanced age the bones are brittle. I hope she had on her medic-alert bracelet.

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SkyIsGangsta's picture

I love watching people fall. It makes my day. I point and laugh too and then everyone glares at me.

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