Cosmo Is Full Of Lies!
That's what ScarJo claims anyway. She's threatening to sue UK Cosmopolitan for completely making up an entire interview she says never happened. ScarJo claims she never ever spoke to any whores at Cosmo, so the conversation they published with her is made of lies. Kind of like her nose. And her singing career.....
In the issue, Not-ScarJo says shit like "Ryan has a very romantic side. We both enjoy remembering little things that make us happy" and “But Ryan and I are in love, and we’re enjoying evolving our relationship together. I feel that my life and my work are heading in the right direction.”
ScarJo's spokesbitch said she would never say any crap like that, because she doesn't talk about her personal life.
This shit reminds me of an e-mail I got a couple of weeks ago from some dude named Serge who claims Scarlett Johansson is a clone! She is kind of robotic looking and I doubt she really has a soul in there. Here's a little piece of the craziness he sent me:
I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian last name, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy),most important - CHRISTIAN young lady! I'll tell you more,those clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, Rhineland-Palatinate, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff strictly controlling all their clones (at least they trying) spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that ''actress'' career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that. Please remember that original Scarlett's family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created in it was stolen and it is stolen. It all need to be delivered to authorized personals control in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
It all makes sense now! ScarJo didn't give an interview to UK Cosmo. Scarlett Galabekian (ScarGA) did! Maybe ScarGA can start replacing ScarJo in movies too. I mean, her acting skills can't be any worse than ScarJo's.
On a serious note, you know Alanis is behind this shit. It's a good thing Cosmo didn't publish the quote, "My name is ScarJo and I am a dumb whore. My titties are fake and Alanis is a goddess."
please michael, i beg you, post the entire email.
I wanna laugh some more.
This girl is whacked but just looks normal.Remember her Obama embarrassment?She is crazy.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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MK you need to post more of your emails. I needed to laugh today.
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Umm that was a sci-fi movie that Scarlet was in, about clones! Somebody is delusional and having a hard time separating reality from his delusions. If the dude that wrote that letter is reading this, then please, please go back to your doctor and modify your treatment, and please get back on your medications!
Authentic non-native speakers of English do not tend to use contractions in written messages.
I think this "Serge" is probably someone named Bob Smith having a little (un)fun(ny) with MK.
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maybe they made two clones and they were split at birth, one going to hollywood to live a life of wealth and riches while the other one was shipped off to a farm in the country, to be used for parts if ever needed and it escaped to europe. how else did the reporters mistake the two
Uh...did the clone have her big sloppy jowles sawzalled down also because the nose wasn't the real problem on that face? Ask Serge why they would clone someone with such a big jaw. Ask Serge if the original clone stores nuts in her mouth. Finally, clue Serge in that Scarjo is half Jewish and that Nazis would probably pass her over for cloning material.
Submitted by meg19822 on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:49pm.
No fair, I want a clone too! I'd send it to work while I stay home all day and eat cookies. So jealous..
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LOL! That was funny..."and eat cookies" coaxed a really long giggle outta me but it was kinda delayed...fun:)
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No fair, I want a clone too! I'd send it to work while I stay home all day and eat cookies. So jealous...
Why would anyone care what she had to say?
*runs down to ClonesRUs to check on the Johnny Depp stock*
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:36pm.
Anyway, Farrah, you know you had a meeting about taking over the world this morning! hahahaha!
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we also cloned your ass already. Your new name is MeanCroc.
ok, just make you happy, we also cloned a bunch of giant gummi bears on a sick. They have subliminal messages running to your brain as you chew into their deliciousness.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Cosmo Is Full Of Lies!
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NO! Say it ain't so!
And furthermore - WTF? Yeah, sure - Cedars Sinai is gonna take care of ALL that, right away. It specializes in cloning, dontcha know!
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Okay, WTF! I just went to the ad here that says Giant Gummy Bear on a Stick - it's ninety times bigger than a regular gummy bear - and they are sold out. Fuck, I wanted one! Teasers!
Anyway, Farrah, you know you had a meeting about taking over the world this morning! hahahaha!
Sheeps, I bet he did get emails about them!
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Dick happens! - MK
MK your emails crack me up!
Serge's email reeks of serious Oliver Stone conspiracy theory crap!
I smell an MK book deal, "Interweb Letters From The Edge", Preface by LOOSER.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
shouldn't scarjo be working on making a baby so she can whore it out to the tabloids?
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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Serge still sounds more sane than the loonies.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Wow... reading that email made me feel like I was reading a confidential document from the Umbrella Corporation. Watch out for zombies!
Hahahahaha
Reading Serge's email
made me feel very happy.
LOL
Now that I think about it, I haven't seen her and Ryan together since they got married, and a couple comments out of his mouth included, 'She BETTER be there' and 'No, she was off doing something else and I ran the marathon without her standing at the sidelines.'
Shoulda stuck with Alanis my friend.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:25am.
I wonder if MK got emails from comingback or LA.
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He did get a bunch of hate mail from LOVEANGELINA, all in CAPS! i hope he got something from comingback, i would beg MK to post that shit.
And that fuckery is obviously that idiot Jew hating troll, that believes us, evil Jews have a master plan to control the world, including cloning. He used to post his incredibly stupid theories about how everybody was either
a) a clone
b) Mossad agent
And the best part is that the troll actually believes all this shit.
So, goys (non Jews) of the world: beware. I'm cloning all your asses as we speak. I'm a Mossad agent.
sheesh!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
The longer I'm online, the more I'm convinced that the powers that be need to slip some Thorazine into the water supply.
I suspect Serge is "Comingback" returned from exile in the County.
Her eyebrow game is wack.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Serge for hot slut of the day! Holy fuckin train wreck. MK, I'll bet you do get some crazy shit...
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Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:14am.
So when did she take that cover photo? When she "didn't" give an interview? Please.
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*drive through comment*
Mags have access to hundreds of celeb images, old and new, so Scarlett may not have posed for cosmo, unless of course it's a never before seen pic of her.
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Why so pissy ScarJo? It's not like the quote is unflattering, you lucky RR stealing hag!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Scarlett and her twin are fraternal twins. They dont look much alike. Hes thinner, leaner and longer. Hes also a total tool or at least he was back when we went to High School together.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
ScarJo has a twin bro. You could look at him to see if she's had work done (other than the boobs, I guess).
You've gotta love Serge's crazy ass. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:25am.
I wonder if MK got emails from comingback or LA.
hahahaha. Certainly about them. I bet CB's too nutty to take the time for an email. LA might have.
I think that ScarJo gives Michael a funny feeling down there. Like when he used to refuse to climb the rope in gym class.
Talk about air brushing! Scarlett has a pig snout and they managed to make it less obvious in that pic. Good show!
I wonder if MK got emails from comingback or LA.
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OT: ya never know.....after all i belive in aliens......
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MK,
Do you respond to those crazies? If you do, I'm going to start sending you emails like that too. If I wasn't such a lazy mother fucker, I'd totally stalk you MK. I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
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And Serge is the truth. One day you'll all know it!! But it'll be too late! The clone army will have taken over...
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Serge is a busy crazy, he's been spreading the word:
http://jezebel.com/5100864/scarlett-johansson-is-actually-a-clone
I guess that's the whole letter. If you google scarlett johansson clone you can see the emailing goes back a while.
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Dick happens! - MK
Guess what ScarJo? You do say shit like that when you're drunk...or stoned.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Serge needs with the Tom Cruise intervention helps.
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There's just too much hype about this girl. She's not that pretty, she can't really act and apparently, she's got an attitude problem too.
I actually met ScarJo when i was in High School in NYC... Her titties are real. Shes had the same tetas since she was like 14.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Serge needs to wear a Helmut.
STFU stupid twat.
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LMAO! Um I think he just watched "The Island" 1 too many times!
Serge should be quickly tracked down and locked up.
So when did she take that cover photo? When she "didn't" give an interview? Please.
what a scaring news, there must be some ppl surprised like me on ==========sugarbabymeet.com when they see this news...
I might be wrong but I think that e-mail is about a movie this chick is doing, I remember reading something about it a while ago.