Tommy Girl Is So Sowwy
This interview is glib. Matt is glib. Tommy Girl is glib.
This morning on Today, Tommy apologized for being an arrogant motherfucker during his interview with Matt in 2005 about anti-depressants. Tommy said, "After looking at it, it's not what I had intended. It came across as arrogant. I could have handled that better."
It looks like Tommy had the "damage control chip" installed into his brains so that he could try and look sane while whoring out his epic flop of a movie. His lips are saying "I'm sowwy," but his crazy eyes are saying "Matt, you're still glib." And he's also looking a little Mr. Burns-ish. Mr. Burns with Johnny Travolta's merkin on his head.
P.S. - Why do I get so much joy out of seeing hos from the Midwest waving at the cameras through the window? It's like they're saying hi to me and only me. I especially love it when they start calling bitches on their cell phone to say "I'm on teveeeeee!" I'm always waiting for my phone to ring, hoping one of those Midwesterners are calling me, but it's never happens. Sad. And yes, I stared directly into Tommy's eyes during his interview. So that explains this whole P.S. message.
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whats even crazier is how surreal the actual interview is. tom's all calm cool collected (for once) and outside girls are going crazy. but it doesn't even look like they're in the same place. tom is a hologram or some shit.
(when asked if suri is going to have a brother and/or a sister....she already has both.)
Well shit. Tom actually comes off as a nice guy. Now I can't hate him so much. Damn.
The thing is, I sort of agree with him...pharms are way overprescribed, especially in children. But that's how the Scientologists will get you. They'll take one issue you hate too and make it seem all reasonable so that you'll think they're reasonable BUT they're not.
ugh...this quasi apology is only happening because tommy's career sucks so bad he's trying to stop the bleeding...good luck with that asshole...
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I would so fuck the shit out of him!!! He's hot... I don't give a shit what anyone say he's a sexy crazy motherfucker and crazy sex is the best sex
You can tell he had the thermage lasering done to his underchin area by the way his skin sits around his throat. He shouldn't wear shirts like that. It looks odd.
He did not admit any wrong doing,if he did it would go against his beliefs.I think he regrets brings Scientology into the media that way.Those idiots waving look retarded.They did the same thing on TRL too,stupid humans.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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He doesn't actually apologise, he says he came off arrogant, and it wasn't what he meant.
So in other words he did mean every word of it but didnt mean to alienate people by saying it.
Wow. At 00:43 you can literally hear a pin drop. I mean, a pin drops! Trés uncomfortable.
Each time I see a Tommy interview, I feel compelled to post this classic clip of Eric Bana taking the total piss out of Tommy Girl. I think it was done about about 10 years ago, pre couch abuse. Check out "Tommy's" long jeans.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySDkIwWHk74
OK..I watched it and had to stick my finger down my throat and throw up. What an insincere douchebag. This fuckin script was some of the worst acting I've ever seen by two of the biggest glib douchebags on earth.
Tommy Girl....take your fuckin beard and go away and STFU. He hasn't had any roles in such a long time he can't even be convincing in a Today show "interview".
Matt Lauer is officially a PUSSY!
First of all...I can't even watch the fuckin video cause all the morons outside the window are jumping up and down....would somebody close the fuckin curtain so I can watch the douchebag?
He's totally sailing into Michael Jackson waters.
Matt Lauer introduces him as "one of the biggest movie stars in the world". Probably it was written in order to interview Tommygirl - that's how he must be introduced. A "King of Pop" thing demanded by M.J., long after his last hit record.
His "two twos" are staring to stick up. Thats how you know you're getting old and about to check out. What was the name of that Mel Brookes movie where he played a guy in a homeless shelter, commenting on people "two twos sticking up" ?
Tom is suffering from mania. He needs to be put on meds to stop the cycling. Imagine what his depressed episodes are like? Probably hypomania. Tom gives the manic in manic depression a whole new feel. I bet he is unipolar and manic all of the time. This guy needs help. His money and fame are deriding chances of him getting the help.
He's still really messed up anyway. This past weekend there was this thing with Oprah and him at her vacation home in Telluride. Oprah looked ginormous and Tom was holding back the CRAZEE! And talking about Katie and his forgetten children. And how about she made them cookies when they first met her...*hurl*! Suri is still cute, but she's quickly becoming a brat.
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I refuse to endorse the CO$ by paying to see ANY of his, or Revolta's movies.
Fuck them and fuck the CO$
Boycott his movies. Until he admits his "church" is a tax dodging cult that kills. Do you here that Will Smith? Because you are next.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:36pm.
Why did it take this asshat 3 years to realize he's acted like a jerk?
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@Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:59am.
seriously, three years it took him to realize he made a boo-boo?
THREE YEARS?!?!?!
Shit- sometimes a week can feel like an eternity.. THREE YEARS, TOM????
edited because i cant count.
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what the fuck is wrong with tommygirl? he looks so thin and sick. does he have an eating disorder?
I wanted to throw shit at my TV this morning when my BH turned it on and I see Tommy girl parading around the set of the Today show.
WTF?
i miss spaghetti cat. :(
Why did it take this asshat 3 years to realize he's acted like a jerk?
Answer: because he has a new movie coming out.
Anything for publicity...
GWAD, you get a Golden Glib nomination and all of a sudden you start apologizing, that's very David Blaine magical and amazing.
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Maybe Matt Lauer has his lost blackberry. Maybe that's why now he's sowwy. So very sowwy. And those sexy texts to Will Smith and David Beckham were just jokes. That's all. Jokes! I mean, the thought of both of them drilling Tommy Girl like Exxon is hilarious!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Remember that fran drescher story?
here's a vid of her with some goats. laughing.
the whole vid is funny but she's at 1.40
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/244fb5461a/conan-obrien-great-guest-mom...
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Ok, ok, ok, she's here. Eddy, great news!
-She's dead?
No. She's blind!
Glib.
PS. "It looks like Tommy had the "damage control chip" installed into his brains so that he could try and look sane while whoring out his epic flop of a movie."
Trudat.
PPS. - SEE? If no one had TOLD him, we'd still get to see the crazazay! Like Britney - it just makes him more fun.
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I think he should team up with Britney on a "Look y'all, we aint's crazy no more, we swears!!" tour. They could share talking points.
P.S. What the hell is I Can Has Cheezburger??? That blog ad is making me giggle, but I dare not click.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
the way Matt Lauer and the rest were fawning over him this morning was so obnoxious. Barfinducing.
looks like TommyGirl's lost some weight.
Times really must be tough for our little Tommy girl to make such a public admission of his arrogance. I guess what with the credit crunch and all there aren't too many people hiring batshit crazy, alien-worshipping, closet-dwelling leprauchans. (Although I hear there may be a vacancy opening up as one of Santa's little helpers). Hm, as everyone has said, all you can be sure of is one thing, Tommy Girl may be many things but he sure as hell ain't "sowwy". He's desperate and greedy, and that I'm afraid is all.
Tommy Girl is a perfect example of fame addiction. Bitch will NOT go away. No sir, he will NOT be ignored. He WILL boil your bunny if need be. But he will apologize for it three years later, though. Dude is scary...
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Litle Gay Crazy, I'll forgive you when you quit whoring out your kid, turn the chip off in Katebot and dissolve into oblivion.
That movie is gonna flop. We saw a trailer yesterday, and the whole theatre laughed their heads off.
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any word on his missing blackberry yet???
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Everybody get the word out: Boycott Valkyrie and this Brokeback cowboy.
TommyGirl's career is in the shitters and his new movie is going to be the biggest joke since his sham marriage.
Yea, he's on damage control to scrap up what little dignity if left on the bottom of his shoe.
His apology is a day late & a dollar short.
I wish I could make this my avi but unfort. I already have a dick as one..
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Why is he doing this? Does he have a new movie coming out? Why doesn't he just do what the rest of Hollywood does and get his wife knocked up again instead of apologizing?
Oh wow, the interview worked! I'm a fan again. In your wildest dreams Alien Girl. I used to think you were over-rated. Then I thought you were obnoxious and crazy. Now you just look old and desparate. Does botox cure old neck syndrome?
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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:43am.
Definitely damage control. That little troll ain't one bit sorry. He knows nothing of human feelings.
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ITA with you. The only thing he's sorry about is that his once carefully-crafted persona has been destroyed. He's still a batshit crazy loon. You ain't fooling anyone, Tommy Girl.
His mouth might be apologising *snicker*...but his head wishes he were at home building a volcano manger to the Baby Xenu on his front lawn....'COS HE KNOWS HIS FILM IS GONNA A BE A BIG FLABBY FLOP....much like his moobs....too late mothahfuckah!!!
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Either Tom is fucking pathetic, because he realizes how he has fucked up his career and reputation, or the COS$ is pathetic, because hopefully they've taken most of the money this fucktard has made up until now, and they're begging for more. Either way, not a dime, assholes.
Nova: WELL SAID.
Had he apologized for being such a labia years ago after he did it, then maybe people would be more accepting. Clearly he doesn't realize that if you do something THAT f'd up, then wait two years to apologize it, you've already engrained your dickholeness into people's brains and there's no magic pen that's going to get rid of THAT paint chip. Or something.
And..he looks old. That neck...weird...
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 12:09pm.
like a size 10 boot
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