Hairy Potter's Love Song For A Horse

Doesn't Hairy Potter's body look like a family of grizzlies making their way through the icy tundras of Siberia? Damn. He's almost transparent. You would think he would be sort-of tanned since he's shirtless under bright lights every night. They should replace that shit with UV lights. That said, I'd still hit it with sunglasses on.

So... At Broadway Cares' annual Gypsy of the Year Competition in NYC last week, DanRad and the cast of Equus performed a dancing orgy to a song written by Dan called "The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Neigh." The title says it all. Matthew Broderick is probably going to perform this shit and dedicate it to his wife at their family Christmas pageant this year.

You know, this would've been a perfect time for Hairy Potter to give magic peen the shine it deserves. But nooooo.....he once again denied it from the spotlight and kept his pants on! The peen wants to come out and entertain everyone!

Below is Dan's glowing performance. He looks like one of the dancing ghosts in Scooby Doo! I bet his peen looks like a glow stick. That shit can hypnotize a raver for hours.

Source: ONTD