Monday, December 15th 2008
Chips Ahoy, Matey!
The S.S. Queen Aretha docked in NYC last night to perform a special holiday concert for the troops. If I would have known about this shit, I would've joined the Navy as their official fluffer just so I could go to this concert to see the Queen of Chichis with that little hat on her head. I think the dude she got it from is still trapped under her twin Honey Baked Hams. Bitches probably threw several lifesavers his way to get him out, but Aretha kept mistaking them for the minty treats.
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Oh My GOD.
I just cannot begin to fathom how people let themselves get to that size.
Oh wait, according to Jimmy Bocca I AM that size.
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I'm so glad that I know more than I knew then
Gonna keep on tryin
Till I reach the highest ground
- Stevie Wonder
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 1:20pm.
HEY, KOOL AID!!!
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OH YEAH!
:D
(edit: Clarisse, I owe you a drink!)
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Oh goodness. How does one get to that condition? Perhaps she has a disease whereby just looking at food packs on the pounds?. I really would like to know......
Dear God, can someone slip her a Zone diet brochure? She is way too large. She needs to regulate her blood sugar (with the right foods) and lose weight already.
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Dick happens! - MK
Jeffro!
Oh Yeeeeeah!
Oh noeeees!!!
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
I am over this aircraft carrier and the Guatemala-sized breasts she insists on forcing upon the American populus. You are about 100 years past your prime, you arrogant cunt. Please go away. Nobody cares about you or how you think you're the 'Queen' of anything but KFC. Fat ho.
HEY, KOOL AID!!!
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Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you."
Mmmmmm, Honey Baked Ham..I can eat that for weeks.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Could I interest Re Re in a little something with SLEEVES and without SPAGHETTI STRAPS??? C'mon girlfriend, let's get real about our bodies, 'kay? At least those sandbags she calls chi chis are covered!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Dear Fat People:
I'm sorry you are fat for whatever reason you are fat. It can't be easy. But for the love of all things hairy, PLEASE do not subject the rest of us to your udder-like boobs, your Michelin Man neck, your doughy arms, or your Erie Canal shoulders. YOU may think you look good but trust me, YOU DON'T!
Love,
Sugaroo
for a second i thought she was a float at the macy's day parade.
Wow, it's ChiChi Monday.
*pushes ChiChi's out proudly*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!