Shit
File this under: the suckiest news of the day. Our holiday wish that Rachael Ray will finally be silenced is not going to come true after all. Rachael was supposed to have throat surgery this week, but that has been canceled after Satan determined that her voice is needed to continue to punish the innocent people of this world.
Rachael's pr bitch told People, "During the course of normal pre-op care, Rachael started an intensive new vocal therapy and it is now the opinion of her doctor that surgery may not be necessary. Rachael is very grateful that it won't be a silent Christmas and thanks everyone for their prayers and well wishes."
Fess up! Who prayed and sent well wishes? Whoever did, is a child of Lucifer.
Methinks Rachael needs a second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth opinion. She sounds like a cigarette-smoking trucker who just deep throated a penis made out of sandpaper. There is obviously something wrong in there. I will gladly spend 20-minutes to get my medical license online, so that I can give Rachael my professional and honest opinion: her cords need to be snipped ASAP.
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Who prayed and sent well wishes? Whoever did, is a child of Lucifer
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omg!! that' hilarious
Ray is beyond horrible. That face, that screeching voice, that stupid made-up cutesy vernacular ("EVOO!!! YUM-O!!!) make me want to smash her in the nose. The fact that she's a complete culinary fraud is what makes it worse - every time I hear someone call her a "celebrity chef" I want to throw up. A chef she is not (that takes years in professional restaurant kitchens), a "celebrity" she might be (yuck!), a pain in the ass she is. I wish to God she'd bugger off and die, but for some reason the morons of this country seem to love her. Of course, those morons also love McDonald's, Starbucks and "Dancing with the Stars," so I suppose her annoying existence makes sense.
Fuck. Her voice makes me want to throw myself and small children off a cliff. She is truly a fuckin plague. And I am so glad someone else noticed her ugly fuckin skidmarks on her nose! I bet her shitty makeup artist was trying to "contour" and Rachels voice was annoying her so bad she just forgot to blend. HA!
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Even Satan was routing for her to be silenced for once and all. Trust me, forces much more dark and menacing are behind this.
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I've been so distracted by her humongous mouth and irritating voice, that I never noticed how ugly her nose is.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by Texas Tart on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:07pm.
Her entire face would need to be a skidmark to explain how she got on television.
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Damn that Oprah.
Submitted by Texas Tart on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:07pm.
Her entire face would need to be a skidmark to explain how she got on television.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Texas Tart on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:07pm.
Why does this ugly bitch have 2 skidmarks down her nose?
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LMAO! who knows? prolly from licking the bacon grease out of the pan.
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Why does this ugly bitch have 2 skidmarks down her nose?
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:10pm.
You folks are so mean. I love Rachael--if it wasn't for her I would have never found my signature appetizer recipe: tuna, onion, and black olive spread on saltines. Mmm-bop.
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Tis true what they say, no accounting for taste or lack thereof.
Word to the wise: this ain't no Rachel Ray fan club.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Her stubby little midget fingers bother me more than her annoying droaning voice...I just can't get over how she showcases those dwarf paws on her show! I mean, those lil' tiny "Little People Small World" man hands do NOT need any attention focused on them!!! She should not be taking off her rings on air to mix up meat for a meat loaf with those creepy lil' midgy mitts...It puts me off the meat loaf she's making. Yeah, this whore needs an assistant or a hand double...Oooh, and a voice over too. Yeah, oh and also one of us DListed sluts to say to her "Yeah, no, your made up words and phrases are not cute and. infact. can and do incite violence, so that shit's on the cutting room floor as we speak"...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hate her and wish she would go away
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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You folks are so mean. I love Rachael--if it wasn't for her I would have never found my signature appetizer recipe: tuna, onion, and black olive spread on saltines. Mmm-bop.
Okay. Glad I earlier stated what I did.
Sole consolation is that this horrific looking beast and even worse sounding troll is in a horrible marriage, where they both pretend to be happy. Wait for the other shoe to fall - you'll understand what I mean.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Cheese & crackers! I will quit being a sinner if it will help to silence this woman who incredibly manages to rouse me from a drug induced sound sleep those f*cking nights I fail to change the channel prior to passing out.
God help me: I HATE RACHEL "RUIN YOUR BEAUTY SLEEEP" RAY!!!!!!!!
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
FTFO @ the title and the picture. I haven't even read anything MK said yet.
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I second that shit. I was hoping she'd lose her voice permanently.
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She looks like she can swallow a dick whole while talking on the phone and you wouldn't even know it!
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... they let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and she looks like a foot - Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
She should see someone about having that nasty growth on her shoulders removed.
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Die little troll die!!!
That is one humungous pie hole.
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Why doesn't this little dwarf go away and take her crappy food with her? I blame Oprah.
<"During the course of normal pre-op care, Rachael started an intensive new vocal therapy..">
In other words, she got the crap scared out her she had the big "C" and she cut back from 3 packs per day to 1.
Yikes. Shut your cake hole, honey.
I pray for the day all the food she gobbles down on her multiple shows makes her swell up and bust into a puddle of EEEEVOOOO.
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
*staring daggers at this picture*
She is the reason I am weeping right now.
MK, where do find these nightmarish photos?! Gad, unflattering doesn't begin to describe it.
Yeah, that nose contouring thing doesn't work. EPIC FAIL, Rach. EPIC.
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MK thinks my baby is cute.
weenielover "The brown on her nose is from Oprah's ass."
Brilliant!
also, MK has the keenest ability to find the most unflattering pics of people EVER! another one of his remarkable qualities. :)
I don't even want to think about what she has going on with her dog...
As annoying as she is, she LOVES her dog Isaboo.
I can't hate to the extreme but still, give me 30 Minutes with her....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I hope this bitch dies! that is all.
can't say i hate this broad completely, but my life would be just fine if i never heard or saw ever again....
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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I second that - no later than ASAP!!!
She sounds like a cigarette-smoking trucker who just deep throated a penis made out of sandpaper.
Gold.
Effin gold.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
She goes overboard on the cutsey wutsey aspect of her personality, if she could pull that back, she would actually be a very endearing and beautiful lady...
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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!
i hate this lady.
sooooooo annoying.
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pussy don't fail me now, I gotta turn this n****a out, so he don't want nobody else, but me and only me....
- Missy Elliott
With you there. Does the phrase 'nails on a blackboard' ring a bell? Another one who should shut the eff up: Suze 'Scoldus' Orman. Grotesque.
Opraholio: that was my first thought. That is some fucked up contouring job...looks like her makeup artist hates her ass too
Is it just me or does she have weird orange make up along her nose? like it's some sort of contouring to make her nose appear thinner????????????
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 3:06pm.
It's her fault that I hit people who say "EVOO".
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Then throw their heads in the GB and hide it in the pantry, but not before giving it a good rinse after you bring it home from the grocery store so it's good to go.
It's her fault that I hit people who say "EVOO".
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Sweet Rudolf in heaven what the fcccccccccuk is going on with her nose??? Did she drag it up her husband's ass cheeks or something?
"Skid marks on both sides, please!"
For chrissakes, MK! We need a new post. That face!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I hate this troll almost as much as I hate Kathie Lee. Pleeese just fall off the face of the earth.
The brown on her nose is from Oprah's ass.
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"Merry Christmas, Dammit!"
OH SHIT! Rosie Perez, DAMN IT HATE that bitches voice! UGH UGH UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am the child of Lucifer, but I certainly didn't do this!
I am one family memeber short now.
Hub just called to tell me he got rid of the turtle.
I'm kinda sad in a way.
Oprah's nose make-up artist is the shit. Without make-up, bitch looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan.
Goddammit. I was hoping that I wouldn't have to hear bitch's voice for a while. She always sounds like she's been sucking on packs of Reds while chugging Martinis all day.
And that picture of her is magnificent.
~It's not rape if you yell "Surprise!".~