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File this under: the suckiest news of the day. Our holiday wish that Rachael Ray will finally be silenced is not going to come true after all. Rachael was supposed to have throat surgery this week, but that has been canceled after Satan determined that her voice is needed to continue to punish the innocent people of this world.
Rachael's pr bitch told People, "During the course of normal pre-op care, Rachael started an intensive new vocal therapy and it is now the opinion of her doctor that surgery may not be necessary. Rachael is very grateful that it won't be a silent Christmas and thanks everyone for their prayers and well wishes."
Fess up! Who prayed and sent well wishes? Whoever did, is a child of Lucifer.
Methinks Rachael needs a second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth opinion. She sounds like a cigarette-smoking trucker who just deep throated a penis made out of sandpaper. There is obviously something wrong in there. I will gladly spend 20-minutes to get my medical license online, so that I can give Rachael my professional and honest opinion: her cords need to be snipped ASAP.
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Goddammit. I was hoping that I wouldn't have to hear bitch's voice for a while. She always sounds like she's been sucking on packs of Reds while chugging Martinis all day.
And that picture of her is magnificent.
~It's not rape if you yell "Surprise!".~
She has the fakest smile and the fakest laugh I've ever seen. Fuck this broad!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
She's annoying, but she's not THAT bad.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Her voice sounds like the death moans of angels getting their wings plucked and thrown in a deep fryer.
Good. I wanted a good excuse not to watch her.
I was just talking with a coworker who also has vocal chord issues and she said she used to get botox injections into them, but not anymore because it got more expensive and insurance doesn't cover it.
OMFG!!! Who does this skank's makeup? Those two stripes on the side of her nose look fuckin dumb - is that supposed to be contour? Ugh.
Her voice is worse than the chick 'Janice" on Friends...
"oh...moiiiy...GAWWWWD!"
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To say "Merry Christmas to you."
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:45pm.
I have never heard her voice. Is it really that irritating?
Someone describe it on a scale from Mike Tyson to Rosie Perez?
How bad is it?!
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how about rosie perez to the power of 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000
I HATE this bitch so much. DAMN i hate her. the ONLY mistake oprah has ever made (NO, FOOD DOES NOT COUNT) is granting this bitch her wish of a show. ever since her show on food channel i have HATED her, and was suprised one day to see this bitch on Oprah, and then the impossible occured, Oprah announced that this bitch was getting her daily show, it was one of the saddest days of my life.
I think shes beautiful......
When I first saw her on $40 or less....I was dumbfounded by her beauty....but over the years after hearing her talk and talk and talk...ugh.
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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 2:45pm.
I have never heard her voice. Is it really that irritating?
Someone describe it on a scale from Mike Tyson to Rosie Perez?
How bad is it?!
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Her voice is sort of deep and gravelly. Kind of strident, too. But it's her personality on that crappy talk show hers that will really annoy the piss out of you.
Question: Fess up! Who prayed and sent well wishes? Whoever did, is a child of Lucifer.
Answer: Fran Drescher, the only person whose voice is worse than Rays. Fran's voice could sterilize frogs.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Just seeing this picture gives me epilepsy. Hearing her voice would send me into a septic shock coma.
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Now THAT is a tree!
I hope she chokes on a ham...a whole one.
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Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say "Merry Christmas to you."
hahaha... I prayed...YAY im the daughter of Lucifer, do i get a lollipop?
if thats the case i hope chicken cutlets never becomes "famous" ... god... who wants that?
I don't know why but I can't stand her. Especially her voice. She doesn't even have any cooking talent.
*screams*
MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
*pours acid into them*
But her voice can induce convulsions! It makes me convulse until I change the channel! Oh the humanity! She can't even cook...this is a sad sad day!
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She looks like crazy train Britney, ya'll!
More sadness. Rachel Ray speaks once again.
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I have never heard her voice. Is it really that irritating?
Someone describe it on a scale from Mike Tyson to Rosie Perez?
How bad is it?!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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*yawn* who's this cunt?
maybe it's mean, but i was hoping something had gone wrong and she'd lost the ability to speak.
Damn you MK for getting my hopes up!
Wow! Horrific photo!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson