Tuesday, December 16th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 15th!
Though they're coming out of different ends, both of these assholes sound the same. - DUDE
Runners-up:
Host: This horn bit would have been perfect for the Guys from "Pineapple Express",
but no, instead I get stuck with the Gays from "No facial express. - Vern
Seems that Hugh Jackman has learned more than just 'how to never wear a shirt' from Mathew Mcconaughey - DIXecrystal
Now I'm starting to realize why Isabella and Connor won't call her mom. - MattyClam
(Thanks Andre)
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Congrats Y'all!
Apparently no one has seen the complete show:
Kidman totaly messed up while Jackman was a highlight. The true embarrassment in this scenario was the German host.
Congrats to all!
Thanks lovers (you too ELB). Not sure how I pulled that on out of me arse ;)
the DUDE! abides...
Oh my god, I'm a runner up!
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wtg DUDE, hotness!!! Bwahahahaha!! Come get your prize. *wink* XOXOXO
Congrats too to the runners up! Very funny, all y'all.
ANJL♥♥♥4eva
The DUDE abides!
Congrats to the runners up too!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
YAY DUDE!!!! xoxo
Congrats to runners up - nice work! LOL
JABIFFXOXO
DUDE my main hombre! Supoib!!!! Congroots to all of ya's!
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Jeffro,
You know there is a sea-man joke on the tip of my tongue...um...wait, that didn't come out right...
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
He can be gay with me - I don't really care - I'd be happy to be his beard :P
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:40am.
Jeffro,
When I say 'shiny', I say it with my pinkie in the air....you know, he picks out his own spark-a-leh clothes...
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ahh, now I see. Caffeine is slow going to my brain this morning.
Although we did have one or two of the 'sparkly' types in the Navy too...
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Jeffro,
When I say 'shiny', I say it with my pinkie in the air....you know, he picks out his own spark-a-leh clothes...
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Oh, fuck...if Miss Jackman gets any nellier...she is by far the biggest sissy in either Oz or LA.
I can tell you now, too, that her "str8-ness" is the laughingstock of Australia - we all know what she is! They call her "Helium Heels" over here.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:35am.
Hmmm, Clarisse - it *is* shiny...
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and here I thought that chicks were turned on by the pressed uniforms and medals of our military uniforms...it's the damn SHOES! LOL
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Hmmm, Clarisse - it *is* shiny...
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Congrats Dude! WTG, Vern, Dixecrystal and MattyClam, funny hoorz, the lot of you.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:17am.
Aw...Jeffro! You and I have both been wieners here! MK does what he can.
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Oh no, don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. I can only scan thru a certain amount of the postings, I'd hate to have read ALL of it every day to pick a winner.
MK is doing fine.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
luscious_t,
It is also very ssssshiny! *wink*wink*
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Hugh's shoe looks pretty large - nudge nudge wink wink
*****
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Aw...Jeffro! You and I have both been wieners here! MK does what he can.
Congrats funnies!!!
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Congrats weeners!
I have not noticed a pattern, but then again i'm off my meds...
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
LCT that happens all the time, I thought. I see a lot of the same people winning. I've only won once, but I think that my severe case of clinical boredom (from work) has made some of my brain cells go into a coma or something.
there go the mashed taters and here comes the gravy and coleslaw.... aaaand here's the mashed potatoes again, and the gravy.. and coleslaw.
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Big Ben...Parliament...Big Ben...Parliament. LOL
Unless there's some real gems, I usually only recognize one of the 3 names, guessing MK tries to pick from a mix of posting times to keep everyone involved.
In general there are some funny mofos out there!
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 8:54am.
I've thought I'd seen patterns before but could never get my peabrain wrapped around it...what do you see, LCT?
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It's almost as if the same winners are on rotation. Not saying they don't deserve it, but it's like that rotating circle on the dinner tables... there go the mashed taters and here comes the gravy and coleslaw.... aaaand here's the mashed potatoes again, and the gravy.. and coleslaw.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 8:51am.
PS.
.........anyone else notice a pattern here?
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I've thought I'd seen patterns before but could never get my peabrain wrapped around it...what do you see, LCT?
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Congrats!
PS.
.........anyone else notice a pattern here?
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Own it like a strap-on.
Congrats to all - that was a tough CT!
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
congrats to THE DUDE!
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Blond chicks, blond guys, didgeridoo-dildos... nothing could distract Mr. Jackman from polishing his silver shoes.
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You are only as sick as your secrets
Hugh Jackman will not touch the skinny, wooden stick with a horrible noise coming out of the end... and he won't touch the didgereedoo either
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I don't like you, but if I did, I'd tell you that hair was a mistake
You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out,
You put some botox in and...
crap! Now I can't shake it all about!
Hugh and Nicole showing Ellen some Australian Hood-rat stuff.
Nicole Kidman tests ancient aboriginal condom.
Nicole: I Can't do it Hugh, I'm not used to blowing anything longer than two inches.
Australia's hot cure for Hollywood's sudden baby boom.
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http://hesterprinesworld.blogspot.com/
A place for book lovers and free thinkers.
"And this is what it takes to make an Ice Queen pregnant...keep dancing, Hugh, it will get bigger."
'Sexiest Man Alive' mimics the sounds of Nicole Kidman's didgeridoo, with his butt!
Hugh gets giddy with thoughts of last night after seeing this toy
Woo woo wee waa waa waa wahhhh! Hugh! Stop farting so we can hear Nicole play this thing!
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It's working! As seen here, Gordon Ramsay is getting younger, and if Nicole and Hugh can just keep the magical Benjamin Button dance going for a just a little longer, they may succeed in driving him all the way back into the womb!
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Hugh cracks up at the sucking sounds after Nicole fell for his practical joke about the didgeridoo being filled with Botox and virgin blood.
Every time you blow on that thing my balls go ting-a-ling.
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Simon says stand on one foot.
Simon says laugh if you did what Nicole's doing last night backstage.
Stop laughing.
Simon says stop laughing.
I'm a lil teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my sexuality trapped in a closet
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I'm a lil teacup short and stout. Here is my handle here is my sexuality trapped in a closet
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Nicole Kidman is...unstoppable just like her Citizen Eco Fag Charmer Flute
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Nicole can suck all the black right off a loafer. (I know its not a winner, but this picture is too good for words anyway. What the hell?)
Oh no they digori didn't.
Nicole Kidman demonstrates an Australian blowjob, as Hugh Jackman responds with the traditional erect member.