Caan Peen!
We're all in need of an end of day peen break! Skip the caffeine and have yourself some wang instead.
Today's is brought to you by Scott Caan. I've actually pondered what Little Man Caan's peen is like. The dude is like the size of a small Travelocity troll. I'm not even joking. Okay, he's 5'5", but I pictured him with a tiny taquito dick: short and skinny. I'm sort of surprised that his twig and berries are the size of a normal man's! Miniature dudes sometimes have miniature bits.
Now, I didn't want to waste any of my Happy Hour coins on buying the pictures (cheap I am), so run on over to Defamer to see the goods. His golden beets look so soft too. I bet he rubs them in cocoa butter and serenades them to sleep every night.
And it goes without saying....but I'd hit it every which fucking way. He'd need a step stool to hit it from the back, but lucky for us, I've got one of those!
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great ass, douche face.
No matter what this dude is working with his face says douche..no thanks...
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I am 5'11" and I would hit this six ways to Sunday. Step stool, swing, harness, whatever it takes.
Course, Scotty has always had a special place in my heart since the bum shot in Varsity Blues.
It's not been all that long since also got the Prince William wang shot...it must be Christmas.
I bet that step stool wouldn't even be needed cuz you would be bending to accommodate that shit! I know i would. I saw the pics & brother man has something to work with - so he has ass to eat and dick to deep throat! never mind that its part of a hot ass body that is tite...
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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:12am.
People can't really help their height. Women can camouflage easier than me. Both our kidz are shorter than we are. Does that make them more or less successful? Nope. I've known menial laborers who were 6'3. Height is no sign of intelligence. Look at short mayors, film makers, others who have succeeded even though of small stature.
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And don't forget one of the most famous short man of all..Mayor of Munchkinland.
In all seriousness (makes rolling the eyes face)..I'm barely five foot nuttin and I'm a pretty successful pain in the ass. I don't wear five inch heels because I think it looks stupid and out of balance on one as petite and demure as myself. (cough cough)..
Now for his peenie peck peck..It looks like a cute lil winkie. I'm sure it can do the job any grown one could do.
ok so I don't know who he is but I had to look LOL!
My monitor is way too dark (and won't be altered :( ) So I HAD to copy and paste it into my paint shop pro and lighten it like 45%! Then I had to zoom.
And I thought, omg. Why so saggy?! It's like an old man's package hee hee! And, hmm, the end seems to be white. Or grey. Weird!
Poor guy having his tallywacker on display, that will teach him to be so agile. :D
theory:
ok, so if the grand mother is a nut job and flipped one day (blacked out) and accidentally killed caylee but had no recollection of it, then that gives the grandfather and casey 1 month to "plan" a cover-up (look up incrimminating things on the computer, rehearse lines, etc). That would explain why she was out like normal the next day- she didnt know what had happened..the girl was living with the grandparents- how would she have known anything had happened?
But why would she take the fall for her mom? what hold does her father have over her in order for her to take the rap for the woman who killed her child? Other than he is ex law enforcement- could be brainwashing?
ok, that's my spin theory..
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:10am
Sorry, am old, fell asleep, I am not sure Casey will change her story. Didn't her attorney say that she won't and this doesn't change anything? I already can see her story -- someone put the bones there to frame her.____________________________________________
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5'5 is perfect. You can flip him around easy when your hitting him in the back end. Why does his weenis look so red in that picture though?
People can't really help their height. Women can camouflage easier than me. Both our kidz are shorter than we are. Does that make them more or less successful? Nope. I've known menial laborers who were 6'3. Height is no sign of intelligence. Look at short mayors, film makers, others who have succeeded even though of small stature.
I knew he had a small peen when I saw how BIG the harley was that her was driving in Bev Hills.
This guy has a 'pinched' face.
See my frustration here. I swear I can totally relate to those people who have horrible in-laws. Grrrrr! See the Dolphin post, lower down on the page.
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She ruined me forever!
He reminds me one of the lesser good-looking boyfriends I've dated. That 'lesser-looking' boyfriend had the same face but a whopping sized cock but in the end I left him because of his napolean complex and a penchant for being a pathological liar, thanks to his loser mother and butcher step-dad. See ya!
Submitted by ClooneyisMahBoo on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:34am.
That tale would be convenient for her. I see a family founded on lies and denial in everything they do.
I live about 15 minutes form Casey Anthony and that whole f*cked up family. She knew some people who knew some people who know some people I know. From what I understand, Caylee's supposed "dad" was named Jesse Ortiz, who did die in a car accident. She wasnt sure that he was even Caylee's dad but Casey Anthony said he was for sure after he died. Guess it's easier to say that then "I'm a stupid whore who can't keep my legs closed".
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Tiger: Check out this great site! An interview with 1973 Playmate Sheila Ryan (mom of le douche above) in ElvisPresleyNews.com:
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You can see her hugging Elvis and get a sense of how tall she is (Elvis was around 6').
so who or where is caylee's daddy in this whole situation?
ive heard that casey doesnt know, and that shes told people that he died in a car accident...??
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:16am.
I haven't the SLIGHTEST idea how a mom could harm her own child.
It's called psychopathy (eg, Susan Smith who pushed her 2 kids in her car into a lake because they got in the way) or psychosis (eg, Andrea Yates who drowned her 5 kids in the bathtub because the Devil told her to do it). I believe Casey can be filed under the former.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:16am.
I haven't the SLIGHTEST idea how a mom could harm her own child. It's unfathomable...and then, here you go. That is a special kinda fucked up.
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Seriously. Fucked up the the nth degree. :(
I haven't the SLIGHTEST idea how a mom could harm her own child. It's unfathomable...and then, here you go. That is a special kinda fucked up.
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vanyvrgs on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:57pm
oh mah gah, it's been forevah vanyvrgs!!!!
Did you want to throw things at your tv?
Her police interviews, please, when you sound rehearsed, calm and do not really stammer for answers, the police NOTICE!
IDK who she thinks she's kidding besides her parents but Casey doesn't care about anyone but Casey.
The day after her daughter goes missing, she's renting movies with her bf.
I can't wait for the DNA results. The shit will hit the fan and like Casey has been doing, will probably make a deal with D.A., that bitch has nothing to bargain with now.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:42pm.
Ok, and hello my old brad pitt lover... I also heard that recording and she sounds like she doesn't care. Actually, any time she talks about Caylee it sounds like she is more worried about the boyfriend, friend, etc. Sad. ____________________________________________
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Ugh, the whole Caylee Anthony MURDER case is utterly disgusting.
I didn't read all the comments but I did watch the Dateline from Friday and Casey's jailhouse calls, OH MY FUCKING GWAD!
Her friend is crying, swearing she'll die if anything happened to Caylee and Casey responds, "Oh well.", "It's a waste of time calling you guys, a HUGE waste of time..."
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:38pm.
very possible!
hmmm, who is gunna play the anthonys in the tv movie??
repost..sort of...
so is it possible the mom could have done it- say she didnt take her meds, freaked /blacked out, killed caylee- and now the rest of the family is covering for her?
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gawwwwd, this caylee talk is getting me all worked up.
i better look at scotty's peen. that will make it all better.
Submitted by julian on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:29pm
Unless the PD finds them to be an accesory before or after the fact, they won't be charged. You can't be charged for believeing your sociopath kid despite all the evidence to the contrary (-- I am looking directly at scott peterson's and oj's parents and other family).____________________________________________
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Submitted by julian on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:29pm.
do you think the parents will be charged with anything??
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Well, you guys made me go read up on it. Apparently, the mom is still charged and they, MAYBE, have more evidence but they're not talking.
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i read that the momma made casey keep caylee when she wanted to get an abortion to "teach her a lesson". so thats kinda strange. trying to teach a grown ass woman a "lesson" by having a baby. poor thing was doomed from the start.
the whole family is NUTZ.
do you think the parents will be charged with anything??
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:13pm
I so agree. She made her daughter. I still think she just (grandma) is delusional and hopefully we won't hear she was involved. I still must say she would not have made the original call about death smells in the car if she was, she just can't believe the person she raised (ok, she should based on her actions afterward) would shade the truth.
I am drunkl, just broke up with my boy tonight so if I do not make sense, please forgive. Good night all!
if the mom is so nuts, is it possible that she killed caylee and the father and daughter are covering for her? maybe she doesnt remember it?ETA: that would answer some questions on why the sory cant get straight- her daughter is covering for her the bast she can???
jst a thought...
I keep hearing strange sounds in my house.... freaky!!
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:13pm.
I've said the same thing all along. I don't know if anyone remembers the case Nancy Grace followed about the little boy that the mother killed herself, and they blamed Nancy...but did they ever find that kid?
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OT: Casey killed Caylee. No doubt in my mind. The father knows it for sure, but plays along with his wife's denial. The whole family revolves around Cindy Anthony. For some reason, they don't want to upset her. People think Casey is the sick one, but Cindy is. I mean, Casey is fucked up, but Cindy is the reason they all act the way they do. She is the real manipulator, mark my words.
My heart breaks that that poor baby was neglected and killed and thrown away like trash and eaten by wild animals.
scottie does nothing for me...even after seeing the goods...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:56pm.
LOL you so crazyyy.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:53pm.
STELLLAAA you have good taste!
Goodnight, sweet Tigerlilly:)
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another nice package! tonight is "nice package" night
All right, you WHORES, I love you more than this hot midget loves platform shoes, but I have to say g'nite to all you skanks cuz I'm one tired ass pussy...I hope you dream of some hot ass wet and wild midget sex,some Lollipop Guild SEXAY times, some...Ok, I know, I'll stop...NITE SLUTS!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:22pm.
I amember that shit...AHAHAHAHAHA. Kayne need some zoo officials on his ass...Wouldn't that be AWESOME...Just right there on stage him spewing a Summer's Eve Douche rant..and then, *PING*... *kerplunk...!!!!* dudes with walkie-talkies all about, "DoucheNozzle down...I repeat DoucheNozzle down..."
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:47pm
Hi Team, long time... at least OJ had a lame fake "alibi" this bitch has none....
Submitted by julian on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:29pm.
both please, and a cocktail would be super.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:44pm.
OJ also finished the pizza.
Hi vany!!
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i just keep wondering where she go the name of "zeneida gonzales"? zaneida says she doesnt know casey. so how would she just come up with a name like that? its not a real common name like "sue smith" or something??
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:36pm.
Don't you have other family out of town that you could visit? You know, ones with no Internets?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:38pm.
*pouting* Well, I dint make a giant effort either. She has faded into obscurity.
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No, I found it funny in that we all are on this obsessive quest to find out why a hot bitch is so damn short...I was NOT questioning your research skills...Fuzzy ones is known for they reasearchin'...cuz they smart in the brains, and...mmmm...Uh-oh, zoo officials must dash....
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:36pm.
Don't you have other family out of town that you could visit? You know, ones with no Internets?
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:31pm.
I agree with that. I do not think the ex testified for the grand jury, but regardless, why her lawyer thinks they can continue with this charade....and yes, I am pretty certain those are her bones and hopefully if the grandparents where not involved, and this doesn't wake them up....they are worse than Tommy Girl on a Scientology binge. Which btw, is certifiable insane. Here is to hope that they move on from the babysitter took her and old pizza caused the smell in the car... and the tests in the car about the cloroform and the strands was a conspiracy. OJ had a better defense.
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