A Barney Christmas!
Barney Bush has always been my favorite ho in the White House. He's a grouchy motherfucker who will bite your ass if you get too close and he loves Christmas! Barney decorated the entire White House this year for the holidays! Don't laugh. This video proves it!
I wish I was as high as Barney is while watching this shit, because it might make it less fucked up. Seriously, Barney must be on some good, hard shit. The video has it all wrong. Barney doesn't dream of being in the Olympics. No, he dreams of running through Cindy McCain's medicine cabinet. Barney and I should party sometime.
And the scene at the beginning with the Bush family could have been shot with animatronic robots instead and it would have been more natural. That scene made an episode of The Hills look like fucking Terms of Endearment.
(Thanks Ray)
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I feel shame watching this video. We are living a terrible crisis, million of people around the world die every day because they can't put anything in their mouths, million of people are losing their jobs, million of people will never enjoy Christmas Time because they have lost his families and friends on stupid wars.....And this man, who should be managing all of this problems, the person the whole world should trust in to solve the chaos, is worried about what??...a fucking christmas tree,... the fucking decoration of his fucking mansion,... a fucking video about his fucking family talking as they will be mental retired,....
This is so embarrasing to be true: The White House decoration by Barney is, terribly, the most important problem for the president of the world.
This shit was so sugary and sappy it almost made my teeth fall out!!
Reason #146 to hate Christmas!
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Fuck a Melrose spinoff. We need a Barney show. I love that little guy. That show would be kick ass. It would be like the scene from Road Trip. W smokes a big fat J and Barney says "Tell that bitch to make me some pancakes". I need to move to Hollywood to get this project going.
that one bush girls sounds just like rachel ray
Could Barney and Ms. Beasley do a video on how were going to bail out GM, Chrysler, Ford, the Banks and anything else W fucks up in the next 4 weeks?
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"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Lord that was painful and stupid. I cannot wait until this hillbilly clan beats feet and I never have to see W's squinty beedy little eyes again and Laura's recovering alcoholic "Oh God I need a drink" face again.
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lovely video, i d like to share it with my friends at sugarbabymeet.com
Barney has had alot of video's over the year's. I'm a big nerd and have been kind of a fan of them. They usually don't show much of the Bushes and now I know why. They ruin the whole thing with their bad acting!
Throw a shoe at me if you wish, but I kinda feel bad for them. Laura seems like a nice enough person. I'll forgive her for that hideous burnt orange grandmother dress she wore when the Obamas visited. The girls with their pets, one with her pussy she is petting frantically, and the other one with the nerdy new husband she is sitting at the feet of, were entertaining enough through the years.
I actually felt sorry for poor George during what was supposed to be his farewell tour where everyone is supposed to act all thankful and gracious. He gets shoes lobbed at his head.
He gets no respect, I'll tell ya. Or he gets just about as much as he deserves. I'll go with the later.
Bye George. I'm sad to see Barney go.
I'm in the minority here, but Laura Bush has done so much with literacy programs in this country. She has a masters in Library Science, and worked as a librarian and before that, a teacher. I can't hate on someone who dedicates their time to kids.
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...oh..and Willard the Cat looks a lottttttt like Spaghetti Cat me thinks..
Those dogs are so cuute..and I just love that muuuuuuzic...it's giving me flashbacks to that ol' tv fav'rit...HEE HAW!
How much fucking Botox is in that old lady's face anyway? I'm really not convinced she's organic. And Bush is the creepiest fucker ever, so it wouldn't surprise me if he made himself a creepy robot wife.
I think they were all on crack when the made this. I don't know how else to explain this fucked up shit. Its trippy.
I am sorry, but shit like this makes it sometimes hard for me not to have prejudice against americans. :(
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They're letting him run around so he can leave little Christmas prezzies for the Obama's.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:39am.
I heard he's repeatedly entered her no-fly zone.
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LOL..goob.
That must be somewhere near her no-shoe zone?
Sorry, that's all my blurry brain could do at this hour.
Ughh the douche that Jenna or whatever her name married--GROSS. He sits like a slob just like his dumb father in law.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 1:29am.
I heard he's repeatedly entered her no-fly zone.
This bitch deserved more than a shoe thrown at his ass. He should be in prison for the shit he's pulled in this war.
He's a dirty bastard conducting dirty business, and I hope he slips on a Banana peal sooner than later, and dies. Blah!!
Barney is the only good looking one in that family, everyone else is a dog.
I imagine Laura gives him that same treatment each night when he tells her exactly why he should invade her defiled territory.
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:54pm.
Submitted by Life on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by Bo on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:09pm.
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LOLOLOL!
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:04pm.
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Sure, but look at it this way: If tanks rolled down your street, terrorists pouring into your country who weren't there before, your house was mortared, husband killed, and then foreign soldiers busted down the door when they could easily have tried knocking first, can't find anyplace to buy food for your kids, no job, no utilities, no medical care for your family -- would you be respectful of the World Leader who brought all of that down on you?
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Say what you want about the Bushes (I'm certainly no fan), but Barney is the bomb! As boring as this year's video was, I'll take anything with Barney in it. What's not to love about a feisty little guy like him?!
I may be biased because I had a Scottie for 14 years and she was the best dog in the world.
What deb says. ITA
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this is scary bad. Bush looks drunk.
Submitted by Morrissey on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:34pm.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:04pm.
I love you both, but I disagree. He is ours and nobody outside the Us can show him how we /they disagree? Crap. I wish I could have been able to throw a shoe at him, and in Iraq, the country you all think believe he is thanked, you are wrong.... they don't like him, maybe for a minute, but after the civil war and how he "we" are still there, they have a righttful ass to grind. In fact, we have been there so long, that people that hated Sadamm are thinking him a martyr cause of us. Thanks Bush and hate me... I do not care...
p.s. they make fleshy beard and horseface look like strep and deniro. unacceptable.
On another note, I think it's wild how one daughter looks just like Dubya, and the other one looks just like the wife. AND, to make it more confusing, they're each named after the grandmother that they DON'T look like.
eenieyway. carry on.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:04pm.
All snarking aside, I have to say my peace about the shoe-throwing journalist. Bear with me here.
While I laughed my ass off watching the shoe-toss, over and over. That was FUCKED UP.
I have never voted for Bush. I proudly wear a pin that says "1.19.09, Bush's last day".
I believe George W. Bush to be a moronic asshole. Now follow me here.
But he's OUR asshole. Fuck the guy himself. But his PERSON represents The President of The United States of America. Only us Americans can throw shoes at him, (figuratively), not some fanatic who couldn't keep it in his pants.
Now Iraqis are raising hell for this guy's release. No matter how awful George Bush is, he's the Head of State for chrissakes.
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I agree with you, Deb. Beeeengo!
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
the brunette daughter looks like a low budget chrissy crocker. i had no idea the bushes were so accepting of gender variance in their own family.
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:16pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:04pm.
Well, I prefer to take my children to listen to Handel's Messiah really. But that's just me, I guess...
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Handel has nothing on Barney...he's a CLASSIC!
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You do have a point there...but you know, I'm only Canadian. I can never hope to be as refined you Yanks!
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Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 11:16pm.
Barney's Messiah ruled.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:04pm.
Well, I prefer to take my children to listen to Handel's Messiah really. But that's just me, I guess...
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Handel has nothing on Barney...he's a CLASSIC!
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Jenna's not a bad looking girl how did she end up with Ray Romano?
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it appeared jenna had a broken right wrist from jerking her hubby's lil chubby since it cant get satisfaction no other way?? we all know the type, creeps that need to be gripped extra hard because they are dead inside out from taking SSRIs since childhood!
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:58pm.
letinstar.. your avi belongs here seekingdesperately.blogspot.com
what is this place you speak of...will my avi be welcomed with open arms?
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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letinstar.. your avi belongs here seekingdesperately.blogspot.com
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jeebus...where's my shoe...i made as far as 33 seconds...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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I was in Austin over the summer and went to Chuy's bar where Jenna was arrested for underage drinking. I guess she thought she was a hot tamale.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 8:46pm.
Thanks Deb ;)
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Barbara Jr. looks like she's on `ludes or something.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:03pm.
HAHA! Much better! Thanks for the change. I'll "bomb" you again, now! ;)~
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Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 10:03pm.
DEB...
how about this avi??
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Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:55pm.
Come on guys, they do this every year. You can go on the WhiteHouse website and find Barney's videos. It's in the KIDS' section. Yes, that's right, it's a KIDS' video. Chill the fuck out, so much hate...H8TERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DEB...
how about this avi??
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Submitted by RJII on Mon, 12/15/2008 - 9:58pm.
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Is that a papillon in your avatar? I LOVE those dogs! So precious!
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"Cindy McCain's medicine cabinet" LMAO, MK. You should write a book that's a collection of your take on anything.
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They cut out the scene of Barney pissing on the christmas tree and humping Barbara.
what a piece of shit
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Come on guys, they do this every year. You can go on the WhiteHouse website and find Barney's videos. It's in the KIDS' section. Yes, that's right, it's a KIDS' video. Chill the fuck out, so much hate...H8TERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Man, i hate them fucking people and anyone that voted for them!!! where's my shoes??!!
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BYEEEEEEE THORNY!
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