Gerard Butler Needs An Intervention
Last night on A&E's Intervention, they had this broad who was a raging alkie and sex addict. She would flash her saggy bits to old men and even bragged about fucking a hatchet murderer. Well, I'm afraid that Gerard Butler is fucking his way down that same road. The Daily Star claims that Gerry has hit rock bottom by getting "cozy" with Wonky McValtrex. Gerry, please just stick your peen in a garbage disposal. It will be less painful and not as humiliating.
A source said that the two tried to keep things on the down low while hanging out at Bar Deluxe in Los Angeles. Wonky even has a nickname for Gerry. She calls him Braveheart. Oh, shit. The dumb twat thinks she's fucking Mel Gibson, right? I bet she makes Gerry call her Sugar Tits. More like Acid Vag.
Actually, I don't believe she calls him Braveheart. That word is too long and complicated for her.
Once you are actually willing to stick it in Wonky's purgatory hole, it's time to strap on the chastity belt, lock it and then throw away the key. Seriously, Gerard must be tamed before we find him eating out a warthog or some shit. He is out of control.
Below is the post skank for Valtrex at some D&G party in L.A. last night.
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
seriously just threw up a little.
***There's some as you can reason with. And there's beasts as are biddable. And then there are some that you can do nothing with until you have them by the bollocks. ***
Barfing. Butler has horrible taste in women.
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"Close your legs to married men." NeNe Leakes
"I don't need to learn the abc's to music. I'm a singer". Kim Zolciak
The only way this moron makes "news" is by fucking some new guy.
Whether this report is true or not, the fact remains that Parasite "Herpes" Hilton is an incredibly selfish, shallow, unintelligent person, and if she isn't banging Butler it's somebody else she hardly knows or cares about.
What a waste of space. She needs to give her money away and start repenting. Otherwise, karma's got a big shit sandwich headed straight for her ass - and she's earned every last bite.
Paris has been in the spot light too long. I was OK with her being famous for doing nothing at first because like PP, she just needed to pose to get some roles or something. But it's been YEARS and she still hasn't done anything. If she didn't have the last name, she'd be walking Robertson Blvd and hanging out at the IVY too.
Submitted by Paisley Jane on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 7:18pm.
I would feel sorry for you but I am too busy laughing my ass off.
This afternoon my dad texted me, "Mom's passed out in the driveway in her bikini again."
Please tell me this is a lie. I'm not gung ho on Gerad, but getting down with teh herp?
Please no!
*falls on knees with fists in the air*
NOOOOOOOO!!!
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"Peace out, y'all!" -Al Gore
*Cant stop sobbing* Please dont let this be true. Please make it go away. No no no no no no. FUCKING NO!! *buries her head in shame*
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr. Yum. Shiver.
Your heart is my pinata
i dont really like him anyway...he seems like an angry grumpy puss.
Gerard Butler is dead to me.
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Wyle E Coyote
"And I'm sure the bitch... was arrested for attack with a deadly gorgeous eyebrow.", MK.
Yay! I totes love Intervention - last night's ep was pretty good. I didn't think the rehab would take with tha crazy~
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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Is she 38?
EW!! Oh the shame he must suffer! He MUST be back on the sauce because you can only be fuckin' seriously wasted if you even think of making out with Wonky McValtrex. The petri dish of diseases this skank has is something to be avoided at all costs. SO WRONG!!!!
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lol ex ness for a lot of reasons
Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:48pm.
Hence the "ex"ness of the boyfriend?
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Funny, my ex bf called me sugar tits sometimes haha
I just lost all respect for him and his cock.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
FOR HIS OWN SAFETY,LOCK HIM UP LIKE THEY DID BRITNEY.
HE IS IN DIRE NEED OF A CT SCAN.
SAY IT ISN'T SO!!
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"Merry Christmas, Dammit!"
That's it, he's off my to-do list!
Seriously, if this is true....he should be ashamed of himself.
~throws in the towel.~
a Butleroonie no more.
Braveheart, my ass. What a dumb twat.
Paris is no "conquest"...i don;t know why men even look at her.
Gerry, you FUCKED UP.
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pussy don't fail me now, I gotta turn this n****a out, so he don't want nobody else, but me and only me....
- Missy Elliott
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:19pm.
Thanks! Appreciate it!
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I knew I should have stayed away today. I knew there would bad news!!!!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:55am.
*rushing to tell E! Online to edit story*
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straight from the source, beesh!
@Lizardbits: sowwy... the sun came out and now it's sunny and warming up.
*sending sunshine*
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
I am not in awe of Gerry Butler...in fact, I don't get what you guys see in him. So, GB with Paris is perfect. He's a manwhore, she's a whore.
after sticking it to cameron diaz, i'm not surprised gerard would shake is bits at this skank....eeewww...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
offtopic - Good People of Dlisted: Today I became a Chola!
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Farrah: I'm sure it's warm and sunny somewhere... not too hot, but just right for an iced tea and sunglasses.... mmm.. Not here though
On topic: Butler, if I remember correctly, is hot.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by Gabriela on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:54am.
Except on holidays. Then she gets to put on her whore clothes and really be herself.
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:37am.
*rushing to tell E! Online to edit story*
It was supposed to ice over last night and I was SUPPOSED to get to sleep in, but NOOOOOO! Iceman in the Sky had to FUCK ME!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:50am.
Farrah: can you please share Benji M with angel _i so I can have Benji Bratt all to myself, PLEASE!
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sorry, beesh, i already shared Benji Madden wif Paris= sharing with the rest of the world...
Do as i did and be rude. Steal that beesh from whoeven has him. Hazmat is a MUST.
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
I have to say, she is always well put together; hair, make-up, clothes.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
Hey, Snowy! I missed you dlisted sluts.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:48am.
Farrah! YAAAAAY! I wants my stalkee back! Tell her to feel better.
And, because it's sorta not warm and rainy where I'm at, what is it doing where you're at?
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I will. In yer name!
You know what? weird, it's already 1:25pm over here and it's clowdy and not very summerish. It was the same yesterday, but of course, then it got hot as hell.
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Taco Mom Times in da HIZOUSE!!♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Wonky is like a trash heap with a shiny bow on it.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Farrah: can you please share Benji M with angel _i so I can have Benji Bratt all to myself, PLEASE!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by avionne on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:47am.
Even though, I think Paris is hawt..
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JJ???
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
The only thing hot about Paris Hilton is her scorching case of herpes.
No Hollywood peen is safe.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Farrah! YAAAAAY! I wants my stalkee back! Tell her to feel better.
And, because it's sorta not warm and rainy where I'm at, what is it doing where you're at?
On topic: Paris is nasty.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Even though, I think Paris is hawt..she's also a bit of a hot mess..I mean the girl is just out of control..SHAKE MY HEAD....
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www.NycCelebs.com
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:40am.
"but when asked if she and Benji were getting back together, all Paris offered was a knowing smile"
Uh huh. She probably had gas.
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She was just JELLIS. JELLIS of Benji Madden being in lurvs wif me!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:17am..
Well... LoLo was banned last week by mistake and trollish shinanigans, siiiiigh. I misses her.
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don't worry, Lizardbits, she's just sick, she apparently got the first bad cold of the season (besides her bad case of "insane in the membrane")
that's why she has been taking some time off.
She'll be back after she stops hitting the NyQuil bottle.
@Silvara: you're welcome, i will tell her so.
i forgot:
LoLo said "TELL ALL THE HOOKERS I SAY HERRO" and a bunch of other LoLo-ish craziness. She misses everybody and sends her love.
In her very LoLo-ish way....
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:28am.
LCT!!!
"That'd be like someone in here accepting a lil' cunnilingus from Papa Joe."
Look! It's my breakfast!!!
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And it looks exactly the same! Who knew Alphabits maintain their shape even after half an hour in the ol' tummy oven?
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Own it like a strap-on.
"but when asked if she and Benji were getting back together, all Paris offered was a knowing smile"
Uh huh. She probably had gas.
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Betrayal is the only truth that sticks~Arthur Miller
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:26am.
Farrah! ♥ tell Lolo I miss her I need her I want your body, need your body long as you got me you don't need nobody......
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wtf? i posted and then it sent me to a blank page. That damn Wonky. Anyways, sorry if i double post, but Snowpiece, i shall tell LoLo your exact words.
@Sheeps: E! Online is full of crap. Everybody knows i flew only to attend said soireé with mah boo Benji Madden. We had a great time while watching Wonky fuck her way to the bar.
You should know better. It cost me a pretty penny to Hazmat the shit out of Benji and you think i would let him get close to that skank again.
no way, Ovejas.
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..