How Dare They!!
What the hell kind of GD celebrities do Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber think they are? They should just retire and go live in the jungle or some shit. They actually gave their child a normal name! The horror. It's just as I expected, but I thought that they might surprise us or something. That was foolish of me, because they are both made out of boiled broccoli.
Naomi popped out their second son this weekend and they gave him the name: Samuel Kai Schreiber. They actually thought about their son's future dealings with possible school yard bullies. Imagine that! Naomi and Liev need to check the toilet the next time they go #2, because I bet there would be caca bits floating in there instead of fool's gold. This would confirm that they aren't celebwhores, but just normal people like us. Yes, normal people exist in the celebworld. Look at Phoebe Price!
Although, maybe they aren't as normal as we think. Maybe they meant to name him Samwell after their love for the song What What (In the Butt), but spelled the name wrong on the birth certificate. If I lose my mind and decide to have a baby friend, I'm totally going to name it Samwell!
Here's totally average person Liev with his other son Alexander Pete (Egaaad! Another normal name!) in NYC last night.
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Their kid is cute. He has a problem with his lips though. He can't quite close his mouth. How special.
Where did all the Oly go?
"Submitted by Aunt Bea on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 7:27pm.
What did Lisa Marie name her babies?"
Harper & Finley.
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What did Lisa Marie name her babies?
Sacha is a nickname for Alexandr in the Eastern Slavic world, in in E. Europe, Sacha is a man's name. Isn't he Ukranian-American?
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well, they do call alexander "sascha"...that poor child always looks so confused with his mouth open...it must be the damn camera flashes giving him mini seizures.
Submitted by krazykelly on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:33pm.
when I was in the army, there was a soldier on base named Bich N. Ho
Vietnamese girl's name, I think. It's not pronounced "bitch."
Nice name,I like it.It's way better than the other ones that have been sprouting up lately.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I have given this name my stamp of approval:
Samuel
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I am still waiting to hear what fucked up thing Jason Lee named his daughter. No word as yet. Mr. IV and I joked that if we had two boys (which we did) we'd name them Scrotumus and Testicleez (which we didn't).
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Now THAT is a tree!
I admire them. First, for not being photographed every single second like Gwen Stefani was during pregnancy. Secondly, I had an uncle Samuel. A kind of ok, normal name. Far, far better than Bronx Wentz:((
I don't have a problem with the name but the reason why their children have normal names is because they are boring. Nothing wrong with that except they bore me.
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I used to know a real estate agent named "Dick Boner".
No joke.
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Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:31pm.
AWESOME! We'll get Justice of the Peace KY Asstroglide to officiate the nuptials. Things should run smoothly, he's a slick operator.
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Yes, good idea! I hear he simply enters quickly through the back door and makes the whole ordeal a lot less painful by carrying the ceremony along quickly, yet always making sure the ending result is exciting and satisfying for everyone.
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Exactly! He slips in and out so fast, you hardly know he was there until it's all over. Strangely, I always want a cigarette after his ceremonies.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:31pm.
AWESOME! We'll get Justice of the Peace KY Asstroglide to officiate the nuptials. Things should run smoothly, he's a slick operator.
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Yes, good idea! I hear he simply enters quickly through the back door and makes the whole ordeal a lot less painful by carrying the ceremony along quickly, yet always making sure the ending result is exciting and satisfying for everyone.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Yay- a normal name, from a normal couple.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:23pm.
Perfect for my middle child, Filch Rimshot.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:23pm.
Ty, but who's going to marry the youngest, Nippleclamp Jackrabbit?
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I'm sure my future son Scrotesmalls McPeenerson would be willing.
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when I was in the army, there was a soldier on base named Bich N. Ho
I'm sure it means something beautiful in whichever asian language it is derived from. But in the american language, its an awful name.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:23pm
AWESOME! We'll get Justice of the Peace KY Asstroglide to officiate the nuptials. Things should run smoothly, he's a slick operator.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:23pm.
Ty, but who's going to marry the youngest, Nippleclamp Jackrabbit?
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There's always my other kid, Smegma Swinginjohnson...
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Someone did not read the universal famewhore newsletter about naming your kid an outlandish trashy name. Good for them.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:06pm.
He can date my firstborn daughter, Merkin Dominatrix.
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Ty, but who's going to marry the youngest, Nippleclamp Jackrabbit?
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Samuel,,awesome
my oldest son is a Samuel. :)
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:11pm.
This is totally true: I went to elementary school with a girl named Valgina. Valgina Stephenson.
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So her parents were sadists?
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:11pm.
This is totally true: I went to elementary school with a girl named Valgina. Valgina Stephenson.
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Do you have her number so I can call her parents and yell "WTF" over the phone?
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Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 12:06pm.
He can date my firstborn daughter, Merkin Dominatrix.
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This is totally true: I went to elementary school with a girl named Valgina. Valgina Stephenson.
I'm totally naming my firstborn Salacious B. Crumb, after Jabbah the Hutt's little pet in Return of the Jedi.
I think I might name my daughter Chlamydia.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
I love Liev, Liev is a hot mofo, I have had the mad crush on him since I saw him in Mixed Nuts when he dressed in drag. My then fiance now husband took me to see that movie and knew I had a mad crush on Liev then.
He is the reason why I was to see X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Well Hugh Jackman is kinda hot, but I saw Liev first.
But yeah, him and Jet-Girl make a cute couple. And I now hate her for it. I saw him first!
LCT--I've missed you too! But Basil Cecil misses you more--he wanted to send you a christmas present but unfortunately I had to refuse to send it because I can get in big trouble for sending human body parts through the mail, you know. Now he's sulking in the basement and won't talk to me. How's my favorite depressed vampire?
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:53am.
If they start the movement of giving their kids normal names, us DListed sloots are going to have to pick up the slack.
My firstborn son will be Mydingaling
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He can date my firstborn daughter, Merkin Dominatrix.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Submitted by angry mom on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:57am.
lct! damn you now I'm going to be singing "My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling" all day long.
Thank you simpsons and the great Chuck Berry.
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Moy dang-a-laaaang, moy dand-a-laaang, OI wont you to pleeeeey with moy dang-a-laaaaaang!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:57am.
If that does happen to become the case, my firstborn will be called Fooshnickens.
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Taco Mom Times! Oh, how I've missed you! My ovums are dancing!
I like Fooshnickens. Easy. Open to great nicknames. Foosh. Knickers. Chickens.
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Kai is a very popular name these days, around here anyway.
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lct! damn you now I'm going to be singing "My ding a ling, my ding a ling, I want to play with my ding a ling" all day long.
Thank you simpsons and the great Chuck Berry.
:)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:53am.
If they start the movement of giving their kids normal names, us DListed sloots are going to have to pick up the slack.
My firstborn son will be Mydingaling.
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If that does happen to become the case, my firstborn will be called Fooshnickens.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Kai gives gay vibes. Anyway, there are the two most jowly people ever. Usually her jowls look guinea pig-ish, like eating a bowl of porridge and stuffing some in that area for later. Check Mulholland Dr.
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"Everything die-diddly-dies, and that's a factoroonie!"
Meh?
The only movie I liked Leif in was The Omen. Naomi is a boring Sienna Miller.
Boo.
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Good. Save the weird or unconventional name for the middle.
Phoebe would name her celeb baby "The Ivy".
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
If they start the movement of giving their kids normal names, us DListed sloots are going to have to pick up the slack.
My firstborn son will be Mydingaling.
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Kai.... Kay? Or Ki? Damn it! I'm so out of it. I can pronounce weird assed names, but don't know what to do with a normal one.
But who names their kid Sam anymore? Sorta like Thelma or Ruth or... well, you get the idea.
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
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ONT; Where IS Ese, anyway?
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Kai can mean a lot of things (or nothing at all). In Asia and Polynesia, it's used a lot to mean great ocean (i.e., the Pacific). Maybe they heard it in HI or Oz?
Awwwwwwwwwww, Snowy!!! Thanks!!
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Cute baby! He looks just like his mommy. Congratulations to them all. See, these people have real talent, so they don't need to name their kids stupid babble words in order to get a little attention.
I have not prepared myself to make comments about normal people, so I am at a loss!!!
carry on...
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I really like how they have named their children NORMALLY!
I love that song "What What." A classic!
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Kai?
Oh well, middle names aren't that relevant, generally.
I agree with every comment so far. Liev is hot. They seem cool. Baby is cute.
Carry on.
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