Tuesday, December 16th 2008
Smell Like The King (And A Beef Patty)
Now I finally know what to get all my vegetarian friends for Christmas this year: Burger King's new cologne FLAME! This shit is a limited-edition men's cologne spray that apparently smells like Whoppers. Man Meat would've been a better name.
BK describes Flame as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” I bet that's exactly the same words Johnny Travolta uses to describe the scent of Tommy Girl's hungry hole. And I guess if you want extra cheese with your flame-broiled meat, you'll have to find that yourself.
Flame sells for $4 a bottle at Ricky's in NYC or on FireMeetsDesire.com.
Wear this fuckery with caution, because it might put you harm's way. Just one spritz and both Brit Brit and Aretha Franklin will chase you down.
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I just hope this cologne is at least as effective as dipping my cock in ranch dressing.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
if you look like your avvie, I could fit very comfortably in your belly, just don't digest me, please.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I swear I thought this posting was about Puff Daddy's new "I Am King" fragrance, which probably smells a lot like this crap, but costs more I'm sure. And it probably has an ad that is just as disturbing as this one with the Burger King, who is *maybe* marginally creepier than P. Diddy hisself.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:31pm.
Team V.,
I believe we could get a grant for this line of study.
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Maybe, but we'll need to go to an Alabama truck stop to find volunteers.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:29pm.
I want to fuck a man who smells like onion rings.
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I wear onion rings on my peen like wristbands, not to mention it marinates in the juices that drip down from my mouth from the vats of fried trinkets I consume all day....
Get in mah belly baby!
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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!
well if you are into thick girls this may be the cologne for you
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
This cologne makes me think of Type-O's "Black no.1"
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Team V.,
Interesting concept... so the chicks in the KFC sink and now the wearers of this cologne are in fact initiating the mating ritual of the hillbilly. 11 Herbs and Spices being the pheromone equivalent that affirms that they are indeed in heat and ready to start looking for baby daddies and mommas. Hmmmm.
I believe we could get a grant for this line of study.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:16pm.
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Submitted by mentirosos on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:13pm.
no wonder you look like that!
heehee
I have to have fast food a couple of times a month- I love that crap
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You dont think im sexay? The ladies LOVE when big John waxes that ass...you aint had sex until youve gotten some walrus love baby!
You ever see that show about those people who eat 33,000 calories a day...they could prob pop those mushroom burgers like they were tic tacs....
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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!
I want to fuck a man who smells like onion rings.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
That's so many shades of wrong...the apocalypse MUST be upon us...there's no other damn explanation for this fuckery! EWWW!
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MichaelK, If I wasn't plum eat up with the Christmas Spirit, I would sue you for photoshopping that freaky head onto my body.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Their slogan will be "the men's cologne that turned Rosie O'Donnell straight".
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Dearlawdamercaynewbornbabyjesus! That's got to be a sign of the apocalypse!!
*tips hat at TITS' Hicks reference*
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Smells like ass crack and ball sack.
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Now THAT is a tree!
Seeing the King always gives me the urges to crack his big plastic head with my fist.
It turns out that the heifers bathing in KFC's sink were ahead of their time. Nothing says lovin to the morbidly obese quite like the scent of 11 herbs and spices.
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Submitted by mentirosos on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:13pm.
no wonder you look like that!
heehee
I have to have fast food a couple of times a month- I love that crap.
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I've been thinkin bout you....
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
- Evelyn "Champagne" King
Just nast.
Why did Burger King adopt that freaky mascot? He's so skeevy.
Burger Kings Mushroom Angus Melt is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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GOOD!
*slobers*
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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!
would flame with cheese be called flame uncutt?
Flame broiled Man Meat.
ernie o)))e9^
Considering a lot of burger joints smell like B.O., isn't this sort of a waste of product since you could bypass product altogether and still end up smelling the same?
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Own it like a strap-on.
ISMU:
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great tag line!
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I've been thinkin bout you....
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
- Evelyn "Champagne" King
Mmmmm.... nothing says success like showing up for a date smelling like you've been working the fry-o-later at BK all day.
I love Ricky's in NYC, but the Burger King seriously creeps me out.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:10pm
ahahahahahaha....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Bill Hicks on Marketers:
By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself. No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself. Seriously though, if you are, do. Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers. Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself. Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke... there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking makinations. Machi... Whatever, you know what I mean.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:03pm.
Does it work like Febreeze for Beef Curtains as well?
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Tagline: "Make your surf smell like turf"???
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Bother me tomorrow, today I'll buy no sorrows, do do do, lookin' out my backdoor
For me, when I catch the subtle hint of meat cascading through the air I generally fall out like one of those chicks in the axe commercials.
WTF????
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
FLAME'r
the king is flamin' alright
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kitty side eye!
I hope who ever came up with that stupid BK king thing burns in hell. And this is the same as those stupid scents that are sold at Victoria's Secret. Who the fuck wants to smell like "Strawberries and Champagne" and other insipid scents?
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Taquitos go in one end and they explode out the other.
Oh I'll get it for my brother for Christmas. Along with the 5 beer glass I found on one of the advertisements on this site. The King scares me. I'm pretty sure that when I first saw a commercial with him in it I jumped.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 2:03pm.
I'm not sure what's under there, I just hope it's not breaded and deep fried.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
that picture is freaking me OUT man!
who was it MK posted a pic and everyone was like "move the sheet" ??? OMG what is under that blanket? The Whopper?
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First, the BK dude creeps me out, next, if they can make candles that smell like friggin' mashed potatoes and gravy for like $10, sure, why not some Meat Spray.
Does it work like Febreeze for Beef Curtains as well?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I've been wondering about that King character for quite some time. Remember that commercial where he went around putting money in peoples pockets? I wonder if that was just a cover up for what he was really doing.
I've been giving the gang at BK the side eye for a while now. But at this point I'm convinced that they've all gone mad. Mad, I tell you!!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
gifting this to your vegetarian friends should be the ONLY reason to purchase this.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Just the thing for the chubby chaser who has everything.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Is today April 1st?
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I've been thinkin bout you....
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
- Evelyn "Champagne" King