Tuesday, December 16th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
SkyMall is my favorite catalog ever and here's the best/worst shit from it - Urlesque
Heidi Klum is blinding me in GQ Italy - Egotastic!
Shirtless Sherlock - Lainey Gossip
Paul Rudd's newest man-on-man tongue session - Towleroad
Jack & Rose together again! If only Gloria Stuart was there - Popsugar
Mandy Moore wants your soul - IDLYITW
Topanga has a big rack! - Hollywood Tuna
David Archuleta should only be singing about breast milk and diaper rash - Just Jared
Some of the best animal videos of 2008 - Cityrag
Hopefully, Nicola Mclean is asking for a paper bag for Christmas to go over her fug mug - Hollywood Rag
Micky Rourke attacks Kelly Lynch and she didn't turn to stone (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
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I love Mickey Rourkes I don't give a shit attitude.
I hope he wins an oscar for the wrestler.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:00pm.
we all need one of these to chic up the living room.
http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102718169&c=10320
Hahaha. I like Elvis but that is way too freaky.
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Love Danielle "Topanda" Fishell (sp) Daily Dish show and watch it all the time. Just as funny as The Soup.
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"Close your legs to married men." NeNe Leakes
"I don't need to learn the abc's to music. I'm a singer". Kim Zolciak
Whenever the little yappy dog comes on, my bf says, "There's your friend again." I love that dog. He's telling me to keep taking my meds and don't drink too much bourbon before five p.m.
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"She sounds like she's running a fucking marathon barefoot while singing this shit."
http://dumb-report.blogspot.com/
Love the best animals vids, esp the squiggly poodle! They are almost as good as the viralvideo best of 2008. All three of my kids are now constantly singing Jesus Is a Friend of Mine.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
SkyMall has some cheesy stuff
Heidi Klum looks great,she is still a hottie
Mandy Moore lost her looks fast.I think she was hot for a year.
I always loved Topanga's hair but she is just not hot anymore
Parry Gripp's ode to Spaghetti Cat should have been on there.
Nicola Mclean is one of those chicks that look good far away but when you get up lose they are awful.
Micky Rourke can attack me anytime,yum.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
I can't stand Topanga or that show she's doing now (kinda like The Soup). She's standing there, obviously very chunky, making fun of other chicks and their weight? WTF?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I love SkyMall! That was the only saving grace when I was having to travel all the time. I used to eagerly await each new issue.
Where else can you get personalized doormats, Harry Potter magic wands, and spy equipment?
Aren't Jack and Rose the names of Johnny Depp's kids?
SKYMALL IS THE SHIIIITTTT. when flying my mom and i play this game where we pick out one thing from each page.
ugh were lame but we LOVE IT!
and tater head is FUG. seriously with all that money...get an entire bone reconstruction on your face girl!! trying too hard as well.
topanga, the 90's are calling for your ice blue eyshadow back.
kate looks BANGIN. hot mama right there~
By Jack and Rose I thought you mean't Daniel Day Lewis and Camilla Belle. I loved that movie.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 4:06pm.
I think he's kinda cute. But I have the feeling that he's not going to age well.
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Missy - don't use packing tape. It makes this weird distracting noise.
purr
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
it isn't the first time Rudd has played gay, he was gay in that movie with Aniston
I like this one. The hot slut in the backround is saying "Show your tongue" in Polish, and the lil SOB is giving it to her. Eat your heart out, Gene Simmons!!!
http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2008/09/baby-pug-tongue.html#more
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
TITS and by lame you mean AWESOME?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I'm so lame i made my own slanket with a fleece blankie and some clothes pegs. (only because the stapler was empty)
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
i hope fetus makes a lot of cash so that he can get a new face asap, this fetus / chola / underage / ravioli face is too funny looking
we all need one of these to chic up the living room.
http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102718169&c=10320
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
That attention whore umbrella would be mega annoying on the sidewalk. Spencer and Heidi have already ordered 10.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Those animal videos were TOO CUTE.
Caruso as catwoman....bwahahahahahahahah!!!
I love reading SkyMall on flights. That sh!t is so much more interesting than Sharper Image. I wonder what OUR Topanga has to say about her massive chi-chi's and massive, um, . . . I'll be nice, so I'll stop there ;)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Damn... I'd rather see David Caruso as Catwoman rather than Angie.
Oooh, smooth call from earlier post... I'm awesome, right?
**Christmas needs to be OVER!!!**
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 3:48pm.
I'd rather see Rachele Weisz as catwoman than Angie.
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I second that! Plus sexy catwomen don't have cadaver hands
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
I'd rather see Rachele Weisz as catwoman than Angie.
Uvula
Yup. Me too. He's dreamy...can you believe he's almost 40? He looks good!
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Speaking of Sherlock and the Avengers. There was a post saying Rachel Weisz is being considered for the next catwoman. I think she'd be good.
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I wanna nog your egg.
Paul Rudd could kiss goat ass and I'd probably still find that sexy.
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Bother me tomorrow, today I'll buy no sorrows, do do do, lookin' out my backdoor
You're welcome, M.E!
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
OMG imagine having that flying alarm clock?!! I would seriously smash it...I've bee thisclose to smashing the one I already have
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Thanks Miss Priss.
the mandy moore link: what is nyse hoping some celebrity exposure will booost trading volume?
wth?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
jesus, child stars always grow up into the weirdest looking adults
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
@Salem13, they're also called Snuggies: https://www.getsnuggie.com/flare/next?videoID=ai195&bufferTime=5
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I drop "truth bombs".
Is it me or is the page still messed up?
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Happy Holidays
hahaha Salem, my friend is DEMANDING we get her a slanket for christmas.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Yes, M.E. He is. He's also in all those Judd Apatow movies..ie: Anchorman, 40 y/o virgin...Walk Hard...his funneh
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
frickin love skymall. I so want that marshmallow bb gun.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I swear to God if I don't get a slanket for christmas I'm going postal!
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I wanna nog your egg.
Best thing on SkyMall: http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102237941&c=10713
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I drop "truth bombs".
pfft they didn't list angel-i's shiba vid (see sig)
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Angels Shiba Inu 6 Vid
Ok, the pet observation dome. LMFAO! Can you imagine your poor pooch sitting there staring across the neighbors lawn at his buddy. Licking the window?
Poor puppy.
DAMN, what the fuck did mickey do to himself?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
this was boring and why is topanga still around?
And I really need that double umbrella and blanket/shirt/dress thingy in my life!
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Happy Holidays
LOL at the SkyMall crap. I kinda like the double umbrella, tho'.
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Paul Rudd is the hot guy from "Clueless" right?
"2. Pet Observation Dome
No seriously, the grass IS greener on the other side, Rover. I see'z it! "
Yah, that's because yer not peeing on it!
OMG, that SkyMall shit is RIDICULOUS!
Jude, Jude, Jude. When you are out-hotted by a ex druggie/alchie that is almost 10 years older than you...it's time to retire.
Love me some RDJ!!! Did any of you catch him in "Fur"???
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c