Tuesday, December 16th 2008
Be Gone Is More Like It
When I first saw thumbnails of these pictures, I thought it was Christina Hendricks from Mad Men. Then I made them bigger and realized how horribly, horribly wrong I was. After I finish this post, I will go get my eyeballs rotated or something, because I don't how I could make that mistake.
Anyway, Tater Head was at some D&G event last night and from far away she looks....well... um... looks.... like this! Not bad. This is probably the best I've seen her look in a while. That's until we get close and see the titty tape, the douchey tattoo only worth of Brody Jenner and the crackie nails. Fix yourself, Tater Head!
Tater also needs to give her boohoo boobies a little pick-me-up, because they look oh-so-sad.
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"The Tater haters are out in force!"
Be Present meanz I be gifted?
Wig or weave or tat or nails or whatever, she will never be attractive and I doubt there is much talent there either.
WHY is she famous?? Just because she has her dad's Jay Leno chin and squinty eyes and name?
since its christmas i'm gonna be nice and NOT say the first words that popped into my head BUT say nothing at all *angelic smile*
Poor tater..
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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It's Bruce Willis in drag...
Titty tape??? DAMN....a new low. Where does a fug even get such a thing? Ebay? Besides, what is she....25 years old? Sorry, but I am pushing 38 and mine are way perkier and I had implants for 6 years, got them removed (TG!) and then breastfed my child for a year. No tape needed here.
Just sayin'
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Titty-fucking her would be like boning an empty horse scrotum.
@ jim,
You made my day lol. I'm LMAO big time. I love the sour cream, butter and cave bit. I'm just imagining her giant tater head covered in the sour cream and butter. And then the villagers chasing her to the cave. And she is shouting, 'stop, I am not a potato, I am a human being'.
that tape on her left breast looks like snot!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Her hands look terrible for such a young girl. You'd think with all her parents' coin they'd spring for some hand care/manicures. Jeebus. The tats are spectacularly low-rent.
this is the best I have ever seen her look. I will give her that much. However, she is still ugly, looks like she is obnoxious and those tattoos are stupid. Yeah, she's so edgy. *rolls eyes*
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She just couldn't go thru with the entire tattoo, "Be Presentable," because she knew that ain't ever gonna happen.
*drive by wedgies*
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 7:56pm.
Yeah, it hurts at first, but kinda like anal sex, it eventually makes you friends you'd never have otherwise...Oh, and drowning your fug sorrow in booze, drugs and Rocky Road icecream helps too...
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She looks pretty in the third thumbnail (no enlarging) from 10 ft away.
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Submitted by Candy on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:29pm.
ha!
that tattoo on her finger looks like it was done in jail using an ink pen.
not. cute.
Taters potato pancake boobs could use a little pick me up. Otherwise....uh....not so great.
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i like her hair...everything else on her is just a calamity of unfortunate events...
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Someone said they were digging her hair colour.
I must agree with said sentiment. The hair colour is good, but not the cut. Her face can improve a million times if they can find the perfect hair cut to frame it.
she is SO goddamn FUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Submitted by Fronika on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:32pm.
I can't get over the arrogance of this turnip head posing like she's some beauty. Has she got fucked up sight as well as a fucked up face? What does she see when she looks in the mirror, Angelina?"
That is the BEST summary I've ever read about Tater Head's delusions. Bravo!
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you'd think that (if she lives in the same house as) demi should have told her about the tape showing...
is there a jaw replacement surgery or something? i just don't know where to begin with her face...
i tell you what, let's just accept the fact that she ain't going anywhere...she'll be cast for major movie roles, just sit there and see it happen...
Submitted by Life on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:10pm.
Whats the name of that creature that runs around in the forest, half horse, half human holding a bow & arrow??
Ted Nugent.
You gotta give the poor kid effort for trying! I feel so bad for her, dunno why.
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Submitted by Morrissey on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:50pm.
her hands are fat, or something.
she needs to do something about her nails.
you can see the tape in her dress in the main pic.
she's no talent to speak of.
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Yes those hands!! She doesn't have the time or the money to get a manicure?
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Betrayal is the only truth that sticks~Arthur Miller
Centaur?
Whats the name of that creature that runs around in the forest, half horse, half human holding a bow & arrow??? Anyway, this girl has really bad taste, her style just stinks to me, yeeesh! thank goodness she comes from money but u wouldn't know it by her shitty style or her dirty complexion! i try my best to see her beauty but she flaunts herself like her shit dont stink and i think thats not the only thing that stinks on her when i look longer than 5 seconds in her direction! its painful!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
She should get her chin fixed.She would be pretty if she had it fixed.Her bones are nice and she has pretty eyes.It's just the damn chin that ruins it for her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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That jaw line freaks me out. I almost thing it's intentional. Wouldn't suprise me to find out she got plastic surgery. What's up with the sailor outfit in December?
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LMAO @ tigerlilly!
That poor girl. I know she can't help being ugly, but couldn't she have stayed home?
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I think I've grown a heart. I feel sorry for the Tater Tot.
*Smacks self*
Okay, better now.
Poor Tater...This is the best I've seen Idaho's finest lookin', but ho needs to give it up...Not all us whores is hot. That's just the cruelty of reality...Pretending like you is hot will get you a lot less grief than just admitting your fug. It ain't that hard to do...Yeah, it hurts at first, but kinda like anal sex, it eventually makes you friends you'd never have otherwise...Oh, and drowning your fug sorrow in booze, drugs and Rocky Road icecream helps too...Not that I would know, cuz I'm HWAT...What? I am...Whatevs. I'm considered quite the exotic beauty in all countries where they still wear burkhas...True story...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i guess it is good to be confident but when you look like shit and pose as if u r HOT shit well then u should get a fucking mirror and look into it. or maybe just get a damn clue and start figuring out that there is a HUGE ass difference between shit and hot shit.
He tits wouldn't pass the pencil test, even with the tape on the sides. Sad, she's too young for her tits to sag like they do.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Forget her fug face wtf is with those nails? Does she have Halloween designs on them?
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Finally someone said it outloud in a headline.
BE GONE
yes, litte tater, be gone
Why does she insist on ruining perfectly innocent dresses?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
The last time I saw nostrils like that they were firmly affixed to the face of a Como do Dragon..
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Submitted by Morrissey on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:50pm.
I think you've pretty much summed it up. ;)~
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i see her little booby scar!
her hands are fat, or something.
she needs to do something about her nails.
you can see the tape in her dress in the main pic.
she's no talent to speak of.
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Submitted by wildchildintn on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 6:11pm.
I used to live in TN. No state income tax. it was sweet.
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she has the strangest damn nose. I think it's where the nostrils flare up and out and we can see her damn nose hair. I just wanna pull them down and glue them. I was thinking about playing w/her face in photoshop but I wouldn't even know where to start..lol. And it's really a shame, cuz she could be cute with some minor adjustments..nose job, jaw reduction, eye ?something, etc. It's like all her features are pointing the wrong way. frustrating.
I can't get over the arrogance of this turnip head posing like she's some beauty. Has she got fucked up sight as well as a fucked up face? What does she see when she looks in the mirror, Angelina?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Wow, she is genuinely ugly. I am trying to see if there is any pic out there that could make her look somewhat, or maybe even remotely attractive looking, but nope. She is juts really ugly. Bruce Willis looks (or used to look) good as a man...not as a man trying to wonder what a woman would look like...
Can anyone imagine how horrendous she would look if she WASNT being dressed by designers, and had a personal trainer and a 2000 dollar hair cut and a stylist etc? CAN ANYONE IMAGINE?? WOW
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She has that rosary tattoo on her wedding finger. I guess even she knows she'll never get hitched. Good for her for accepting the truth at an early age.
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i agree! this is one of the most stupid tats ever. she just got it to gain some attention. nobody gives a shit about her anyway.
why is this girl trying so hard!? give up already! u're not your mom and the fact that ur parents are actors doesn't mean u gonna be one.
jesus christ, these bitches are delusional!
That's another stupidest tattoo in the history of humanity award contender. "be present"...what does that even mean to her anyway? Maybe she wants people to know that she exists or some shit...whatever, tater head!
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