Is That Bit Bit?!
On her show today, Ellen Degeneres aired a little segment she did with Brit Brit Spears of them going caroling around some neighborhood in Los Angeles. Okay, if Brit Brit showed up to my front door, I would run to my kitchen, hide my bag of Cheetos and then run to my bathroom and hide all my meds. Did you know that some bathrooms have lock boxes built into the medicine cabinet now? That is a genius idea, because so many dumb bitches will take your good meds without even feeling guilty. That's why you gotta hide that shit in your crotch area or something when people come over, because they will search high and low for a little Vicodin or Valium. Trust me. I'm one of them.
Anyway, Brit and Ellen visited one house in the clip above and I think that's Bit Bit (skip to the 4:00 mark)! Bit Bit was Brit's dog when she was still bouncing on KFed's jerky stick. That dog seriously looks suspiciously like Bit Bit. It was also giving shade to Brit. And Maybe Bit Bit gave Brit the "Bitch, You Know That I Know" look. If the pooch is Bit Bit, he's looking a little on the voluptuous side, but it's nice to see that he has a bird friend now. He's used to dealing with bird brains. I mean, he used to chill with Brit.
And how is Brit Brit opening her mouth without a track to lip-synch to? She's not even using auto-tune. It's a Christmas miracle! A Christmas miracle that has probably killed a few dozen angels thanks to her natural voice.
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Submitted by suze on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:26pm.
OMG... you're hardcore. (You couldn't have asked him to tattoo your name on him when things started to go bad?) I thought you were going to say you loosened the wheel nuts.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:44pm.
Ouu, beyond evil.... Do you also put NAMBLA stickers on their cars?
Had to google that one - yikes.
That's pretty evil I gotta say....
*stores away for future use*
The most evil thing I ever did was to my ex husband. After the split we continued to have a pretty good relationship and worked in business together. However, the time came when I was to move away from Australia to Canada. Had the movers pack and ship everything that hadn't been sold and I still wanted, but due to the availability of the home I purchased - the interim apartment wouldn't allow me to keep my 10 year old cat I was bringing with me. Ex and cat had never got along (cat didn't really get along with anyone but me and new hubby), but he agreed to take her for the two weeks and take her to the pet transit company - on the proviso I give him my bike, which had been purchased as a set with his a couple of years ago, and which I wasn't taking with me. No sooner were the words *Why would you want a girl's bike?* out of my mouth than I realised he wanted to give it to his new g/f. I had no problem with him having a new woman as we'd both moved on, but for some reason her getting my bike rankled me a bit, so before handing it over I had the following engraved under the crossbar *To my wife, Sue, I'll love you forever, Paul.*
Cost me a fortune in engraving, but I felt better afterwards. Would have given almost anything to know whether the inscription was ever discovered.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by suze on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:35pm.
I do that to OTHER people's cabinets.
Ouu, beyond evil.... Do you also put NAMBLA stickers on their cars?
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:19pm.
HAHAHA I do that to OTHER people's cabinets.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by suze on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:10pm.
Speaking of locked medicine cabinets.....
hahahahaha. Semi-evil! It would also be funny to set out meds prominently labeled for syphilis, narcolepsy, and Tourette's.
Speaking of locked medicine cabinets.....
I've devised a better more evil way of dealing with guests who sneak a peak during pee pee times.
Hubby and I like to booby trap a shelf by balancing a plastic cup half filled with ceramic beads precariously on the edge. When the sticky beak opens the door, beads crash down and scares the bejeezus out of the perp.
You only have to do it once with a houseful of guests and, trust me, no one will ever snoop again.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:45am.
Um was britney being funny pretending she cant sing or she really sings like that?
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That's how colossally BAD the whole sketch is. Were they trying to be funny? Send in the Fail Boat.
Um was britney being funny pretending she cant sing or she really sings like that?
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Shitney couldn't carry a tune if it was in her purse.
Ellen = what a bore. I don't get her appeal. Her show is a suxfest.
If they knocked on my door, I'd throw water at them...that's what I do to the Jehov Witnesses.
I miss BitBit.
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 8:17am.
I think Brit put $$ before HER well being
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Yeah, but she learned that from her mommy.
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I think Brit put $$ before HER well being and now the parents are left to clean her up.
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This video is beyond unwatchable. And it's "boughs" of holly, not "balls" you fucking morons. Unless balls was supposed to be "funny".
*rolls eyes* Yeah, that's a real knee-slapper.
http://www.carols.org.uk/deck_the_halls.htm
What the hell has happened to Britney? Jeez, watching this made me feel a bit of pity towards her. She just seemed so distant, you could tell she did not want to be there at all. It's fucking sad that her parents can push her to this limit. I'm not saying it's all the parents fault but when your parents put $$$ before your well-being, I see how it can fuck a child up for life.
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Vintage Salvation Army is not a good look for either of them.
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Rather than watch this insipid drivel, I'm pulling out "A Bing Crosby Christmas" DVD.
It's hokey, but at least it has an element of sincerity.
Its just nice to see Britney acting "normal" an it seemed like she was having fun!. Im sure this makes Thomas very happy!
actually... ellen was kind of like her autotune.. she could only sing in tune when ellen was singing and guiding her...
hilarity!!!
haha she can't even sing a xmas carol in tune!!! that bit by the fireplace made my ear bleed. even ellen sings better than her!
hahahahhaha.
Gawd I think my bf is turning me to like her.
I am disjusting myself.
Submitted by Life on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:51am.
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Britney in the rag while having an upskirt moment? Dang! You have to be kidding! I can has link plz?. Not that I am eager to see her vagina of doom, just curious how busy I've been pretending to have a life that I missed that shit.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I could only watch that clip for about 30 seconds. Teaming up an unfunny, condonsending comedian and an untalented, tone deaf singer is not a good idea.
How these two nitwits manage to stay afloat in their respective careers just amazes me
Fuck her baby talk voice! hate it!
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
There's no way i could EVER give this nut any respect after viewing her bloody crotch shot while stepping out of that car while on her crazy shopping sprees! yeeesh!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
That was horrendous. So un-funny. And, sorry if someone else has said this (and I'm sure someone already has, but..) *deep breaths here*
BOUGHS! It's deck the halls with BOUGHS of holly! Not balls! BOUGHS! It's holly, fer chrissakes, not your peepaw's ween decorations. Holly is a PLANT! And you make BOUGHS out of it! (with gloves on, if you know what is good for you)
While I'm at it, it's REIN someone in, not REIGN. Oh and to "lose" means to lose at cards or lose the Super Bowl but "loose" means...well, I guess it means a loose va-jay-jay from being a huge slut and/or not doing enough kegel exercises.
OH! And there IS NO SUCH WORD AS HEIGHTH!
NO SUCH WORD!
Stop. Oh please. Please stop.
Purge all the 2008 peeps. Out with the old, in with the new. It will be the weedend.
are americans really ready to have cheetolings coming to their doors to carol? it's funny to see how awkward it gets when they walk inside these peoples houses...
the rap part at the end was embarrassing...
"Glad to see Brit Brit acting like a normal person once again."
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Normal? Brit is the most socially impaired celebrity out there.
She doesn't know how to interact with people in socially situations, she just smiles and nods and pretends to be normal so people don't think she's still crazy.
She has no boyfriend, and no friends, accept for those she pays to be there for her -ahem- Brett, Alli, Felicia, Sam ...
Adnan and Kevin were both in it for the money as well.
Hec, even her dad who is taking "care" of her is getting paid!
How many times have we seen her go out to dinner by herself ... too many to count.
The chick needs to take her kids and get out of LA if she ever wants to be "normal."
Her facade is just too easy to see through.
If I saw them coming, I'd be honestly torn by what to do.
On one hand, I'd lock the door and pile my furniture up agaist it, because it's Brit. She'd probably molest the dog, take off her clothes, and open my presents while warbling, "Deck the halls with... sumpin' sumpin', y'all..." in a voice that could kill small animals.
On the other hand, I'd be ready with cocoa and cookies because... it's Ellen.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:52pm.
OMG your avie is rude but maybe no ruder than the avies with Bush doggy-style.
I love Ellen !! She really needs to stick to comedy, or get some singing lessons! Glad to see Brit Brit acting like a normal person once again. Guess she's OFF the meth and on what she really needs to be on. Kudos to her DAD!!
oh HEY look, it's that old Disney product, still getting fished out of the swirling drain I see ...zzzzzzzzzzzzz -- 'night, hot hos ~_~
LMAO ...Bit Bit parts is genius. I unhide my meds for when people come over.
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I'm sad that Ellen has to resort to this on her show. I love Ellen. She's bland, but you know she HAS to be. I bet in real life, without the cameras and studio audience, she's a lot racier and (hopefully) meaner!
So sad when even Ellen can sing your song better than you. The pepaw in the middle with the folded arms in the middle was hwat though.
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That's funny.
LOL@mike:
I wasn't sure how you meant that;p
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I'm glad Ellen wants deck the halls with balls of Holly. If Holly had balls I'd deck her too.
Shitney singing Christmas carols is like listening to William Shatner doing whale sounds.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 10:41pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:28pm.
A. Ellen is so milquetoast she's an embarrassment to the lesbian community (if there is such a thing).
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Ack!
What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
Ellen's bland, pleasantly so, but still bland.
I doubt that there's one big lesbian community. I suspect there are many, many subgroups.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:28pm.
A. Ellen is so milquetoast she's an embarrassment to the lesbian community (if there is such a thing).
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Ack!
What the hell is that supposed to mean?!
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Just like everyone else, they can have no talent and be boring, just like the "fomos" and "hetros"
C'mon MK, it's been "bit-o-brains", or "brit-tarded" for 2 years now.
You could substitute "bit-o-cheeto" if you want to be trendy, but I know you won't do that...
That was incredibly lame and NOT funny.
Plus Britney's singing was pretty craptacular. So was Ellen's -- but you would expect that Britney would have a bit of good voice -- but it was non-existent. Talk about reinforcement that she has no singing talent and she is produced in the studio to make herself sound half-OK.
damn i wish ellen would have shut up for a sec so we could hear brit singing. i couldn't really tell if she was good or bad to be honest, or maybe that was the point?
anyways it's britney bitch ... funny!
also i liked the rap version of jingle bells at the end.
ellen is one funny lesbian!
A. Ellen is so milquetoast she's an embarrassment to the lesbian community (if there is such a thing).
B. Funny how Ellen seems to have a better singing voice than Britney.
LMFAO@ Ellen saying "Britney Bitch!" Then dumbass Shitney looks around like, "Where??!!"
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Because it is the holidays I have decided, for Jimmy's comfort, to contain all of my comments about this vid in ONE SINGLE POST! That's right, folks!
I can't promise I won't come back because we all know I LOVE to hate Britney but at least I tried, right? =D
Ha! Fun-nay!
The first lady is like, O great. Britney Spears. Aren't you sposed to be in jail or something?
It's nice of Ellen to help Britney further cover the fact that she can't sing like that. Really nice.
Step together, huh? she's a cool dancer...6 7 8 POSE! She's a real pro...
She can't fix her pitch to a pitch whistle? UGH!
B&E is fucking funny.
I would say that they are equal in their musical ability.
But Ellen is a LOT funnier.
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Haha I fuckin TOLD YOU they sang Womanizer!!
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Fuck now I have Womanizah in my head! Damn you Ellen!
Submitted by Diana Crabtree on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:06pm.
i was too lazy to throw out med bottles and so after the fact realized my roommate had stolen all of my vicodin & METABOLIFE. Metabolife? WTF? Thats one desperate druggie!
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Oh, no she din't...Next time yo' ass get a refill, here's what you do...You take some Ex-Lax tabs and put that in your perscription Vicodin pills bottle,but keep the real HOTNESS in your purse, panties or bra (remember ppb for you legal drugs, the other shit is v&a, know what I mean?)...Yeah, when that ho is on the terlit for hours, you say..."Gee, do you think it was something you ate...or ingested?" hehehehe. That will learn her. Bitch wont touch your stash again...and I speak from experience, but not with drugs...foods at the work place...Yeah, I did that shit. Whores ain't takin' my foods at the workplace! Uh-uh....not without some terlit times as revenge!
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