Wednesday, December 17th 2008

Kelly Rutherford Talks Breastfeeding

Okay, if you want to breastfeed your kid until he graduates high school, fine. It's your titty milk, it's your kid, have at it! But don't think that bitches want to hear about that shit. Especially, when your son can talk about it.

Pregnant Kelly Rutherford, aka forever Megan Lewis to me, told UsWeekly (via P6) that she still squirts leche for her talking 2-year-old son Hermes and she loves it. She said, "It's an amazing bond with your child. I was thinner after my pregnancy than before, and I think a lot of it was the nursing."

When you can make small-talk with your son while he's sucking on your nip, maybe it's time to invest in a bottle or two. Actually, I shouldn't judge. At least Hermes can tell Kelly if her breast milk is too warm or rancid tasting. That way she can go stick her titty in the fridge for a few minutes.

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snowpiece - That video was GROSS!!!!

I don't think babies should be breastfed past two years old.

My own personal age cut off was one. When they can walk and talk and eat normal foods, they don't need the boob anymore.

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It's sad that there is so much ignorance about breastfeeding. I'm a proud *hippie* mom of 3 and all were breastfed until they weaned themselves. My 2 oldest weaned themselves when I got pregnant because the milk changes and most babies/toddlers don't like it. I cut off my youngest when he was 3 because I was tired of it. It wasn't a good thing for him because he's on the autistic spectrum and crashed and burned afterwards.

Hermes isn't necessarily unusual for still wanting to nurse. If Kelly is getting enough nutrition, she isn't doing anything wrong by breastfeeding while pregnant. It is commonplace in countries other than US to tandem nurse newborns and toddlers.

For anyone who thinks breastmilk is disgusting, I dare you to take a swig of formula. I tastes and smells disgusting. I'm not saying that mom's who feed their babies formula are wrong. I'm not out to condemn anyone's personal choices. I'm not even going to say breast is best. Whatever works best for mom and baby is best! I'm only saying that formula tastes gross.

That all being said, I think some things are better left unsaid. I never broadcasted my feeding choices. I never whipped out the boob in public. Blankets and proper positioning of clothing are a must!

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M.E.

You know I was'nt talking about you my hunny. I think that I told you that story once before. I am just still so shocked about it!

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Ok, I'm coming off as a La Leche freak.

I'm not. I am all for breastfeeding, but do not try to shame woman who can't, don't or decide not to. It's a personal choice. You do what is best for your family.

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True story....

My daughter is adopted. I got a ration of shit from a woman I HAD JUST MET about the fact that she was formula fed. It was as if I had arsenic in her bottle. I could not believe that she was attempting to shame me.

We ran into each other again about a week later at another function and she had the audacity to come up to me and tell me that she had "talked about my situation" at her La Leche League meeting and found out that I "could take hormones to make yourself lactate" so I could breast-feed my adopted baby.

Oh, by the way....I still know her. Our daughters are 3 years old. Mine is healthy and strong, and hers (breast-fed until age 2) is asthmatic, cognitively and physically behind and is sick CONSTANTLY!

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Aquarius - Sorry you got sprayed with someone elses boobie milk. I can see how that would be offending.

Yes, breastmilk can carry HIV. But do you seriously think an HIV positive woman would be breastfeeding and or pumping breastmilk for her infant?

I don't think so.

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Contrary to popular belief, breastfeeding alone does not keep the pounds off. Especially when you are currently breastfeeding.

The benefits to breastfeeding and weightloss happen AFTER you are done.

I don't feel like searching for the link right now.

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:00pm.

Well, this woman's did! Sorry I don't know the details of her diet, I was too busy wiping splattered breastmilk off my uniform to ask her about it.

And, since it can transmit the HIV virus, I would consider it a bodily fluid to be treated with caution, particularly when dealing with strangers or near-strangers.

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Breast milk is not even close in relation to urine.

I get it that some people are grossed out by it. But Jesus Christ how fucking ignorant can you be to compare breastmilk to urine?

Please don't procreate anytime soon.

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Freshly pumped breastmilk does not smell. Unless the woman pumping it has eaten mass amounts of garlic or onions or other offending foods.

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Submitted by aquarius on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:33am.

I hear ya! I used to babysit, and the mother asked me once to mix the breast milk with some porridge, or warm it up and check the temperature by pouring some of it over the back of my hand... some people have no respect for you! it's like asking a person to check your urine temp. what's the diffrence? both liquids are coming from a hole in your body right? YUCK!

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Submitted by luscious_t on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:22am.
I'm so sick of these La Leche-ers and their preaching and trying to make those who don't breastfeed out to be bad moms. My kid wouldn't even allow himself to be held while feeding, let alone take my breast. Sometimes you do what ya gotta as a 'rent, so why should I have to listen to any of them wax poetic about it?

And why do entertainers feel like they have to discuss every nuance and opinion of their lives? I don't give a fuck what you do with your rugrat but if you're going to blab on and on about it I'm only going to end up hoping he bites your titty. :P

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Is she fostering a "bond" or "codependency"? I say the latter. At his age, she should be teaching her child autonomy and independence instead. That would be healthy.

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Submitted by princesszoey on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:23am.

OMG that reminds me of one of my Cracker Barrel horror stories... one of the waitresses I worked with had a 2- or 3- month old child (yeah, she was waiting tables 8 weeks after a c-section) so she pumped once or twice per shift. She did it in the back where it didn't bother anyone, and she stored the bottles up front in the server's area, in the fridge where we kept the ice cream for milkshakes. (Her bottles were BRIGHTLY marked on account of one of the idiotic waitresses had damn near made someone a breast milkshake.)

Anyway, one day after pumping she came up to the server's area to put her bottle in the fridge... DROPPED the damn thing, which shattered and sprayed milk everywhere. It smelled TERRIBLE! Half of us got splattered. Ugh, I shudder thinking about it to this day.

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Some woman in the UK is still breastfeeding her two daughters and one is 8 years old. I saw the video and it was repulsive.

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Okay now for real! If you're going to make your son suck on your booby till he's ten DON'T name the poor thing after a greek god!
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Submitted by princesszoey on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:23am.

Breast milk is on of the most disgusting body fluids coming out of other people!!! D-I-G-U-S-T-I-N-G!!!

==Goat for a wet nurse.

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You know breastfeeding your two year old son is wrong when you basically say you do it to keep the pounds off.

Hollywood is so fucked up.

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Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:03am.
Interesting. Oh wait no it's not. Nobody wants to hear about it.
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The kicker is so many of the moms that drone the loudest about the breast only do it for six weeks. Studies have clearly shown that to get all these great bennies of breastmilk, one must do it for the first year~

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Breast milk is on of the most disgusting body fluids coming out of other people!!! D-I-G-U-S-T-I-N-G!!!

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I'm so sick of these La Leche-ers and their preaching and trying to make those who don't breastfeed out to be bad moms. My kid wouldn't even allow himself to be held while feeding, let alone take my breast. Sometimes you do what ya gotta as a 'rent, so why should I have to listen to any of them wax poetic about it?

And why do entertainers feel like they have to discuss every nuance and opinion of their lives? I don't give a fuck what you do with your rugrat but if you're going to blab on and on about it I'm only going to end up hoping he bites your titty. :P

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I was never breastfed. Im currently taking classes at Harvard, have a healthy and close relationship with my mother and my physical health is excellent despite years of prior drug abuse.

So formula isnt pure evil, and its not essential to suck on your mamas titties.

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When little Chanel or Balenciaga gets here, will she breastfeed the two of them? I don't see anything wrong with breastfeeding a 2YO. However, if you're going to BF the new baby, too, I think weaning the older one is appropriate. Otherwise, I think there's going to be resentment issues.

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Ugh, I'm sorry, but breastfeeding should stop once at a certain point. When that child can ASK for the boob, then it's time to stop that shit.

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Submitted by aquarius on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 11:07am.

Well, I was breastfed until I was nearly 3 (on account of we were POOR but not on WIC and it was cheaper than formula) but I have no memories of it so I'm happy. Seems okay to me up until the point the kid can remember it.

===Or when your mum brings it up at the dinner table.

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Thanks Missy! ;)

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Well, I was breastfed until I was nearly 3 (on account of we were POOR but not on WIC and it was cheaper than formula) but I have no memories of it so I'm happy. Seems okay to me up until the point the kid can remember it.

And of course, no matter how long I breastfed, I wouldn't announce it to the entire world where it would forever be available on Google for anyone who wants something to tease the kid about... I mean, besides his name.

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Submitted by BangoSkank on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:55am.

I like your posts :)

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most babies naturally wean, with that said 2 is not old, 2 is still a baby. Most babies with pacifiers still have those at 2. And at 2 the amount you breastfeed is a lot less than as a newborn, it's a comfort thing for the baby and totally natural. yeah to her for trying to be positive about something that takes so much flak in the US. My God people, she is feeding her baby, it is not sexual! I breastfed my daughter till she was 2.5. I weaned her. She would have kept going, I'm sure until I weaned her later had I not weaned her then. At that point she was nursing once a day at bedtime for like 30 seconds. I didn't want to stick something artificial in her mouth, and besides that she never took the dummy or bottle anyway (breast milk in it and all). Look at the dilemma in China and all of those poor sick babies...all because of the commercialization of a natural resource/ amenity... traces of that same poison have been traced in the USA as well... and even without that, formula is made from the drudges of the cow milk process... cows which are milked way beyond any normal length of time, constantly getting sick from the metal milk pumps, mastitius, etc... okay bitches...here's hoping some lacating mama squirts a bit of mama milk in yr coffee when yr not looking! (I have never done that...but have heard...so watch out! hehe)

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"Surprise, boobs aren't just for sexual pleasure! They were actually made to feed babies..."

Sure, but we also live in one of the most overly sexualized societies on the planet... So when this kid is introduced to sexuality, and begins to explore, he's still going to have a clear memory of sucking on his mothers tit.

There are other ways to get your "nutrients" and he'll save a load on therapy bills down the road.

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All I remember about her is how she was on 90210 and she left her husband of like 6 mnths and he was doing the ETv, Extra circuit crying like a wolf saying that she's a heartless bitch. I think the dude's name was Carlos and he was kind of hot.

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OK, I have no kids so I may be outta my league here...
I thought you cannot breast feed when pregnant or shouldn't cause it takes the nutrients from the fetus?
My gf told me that and she has a couple of kids. She stopped at about a year...

What will she do when he is in preschool? Send him with a bottle of breast milk?

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"I was thinner after my pregnancy than before, and I think a lot of it was the nursing."

Oh great. Now all these celeb ano whores are going to get knocked up just so they can breast feed and get uber-skinny.

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Submitted by ZimZum on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:38am.
Surprise, boobs aren't just for sexual pleasure! They were actually made to feed babies..
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Breastfeeding is beneficial no matter how long the mom does it, even if it's 4 years. It's not as though the "nutrients" magically run out at 6 months. It's a very American view to think that it's in some way "gross" to breastfeed for more than a year. Surprise, boobs aren't just for sexual pleasure! They were actually made to feed babies...

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The thought of breastfeeding any of my kids at that age justcreeps me out. What is wrong with this idiot?

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:12am.

20 years from now this will be that child:

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First of all she sounds like she's doing it so she doesn't have to work out, nice.

Second, this will double the chances the kid will have some kind of mommy issues.... He's either going to want to bang her, or kill her in her sleep. Trust.

Third, when the schoolyard bullies get old enough to use google, he's going to be one very unhappy little tit-sucker.

Can't these bitches just learn to keep their private shit private?

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Ugh. Next she'll be yapping about her visit from her Auntie Flo.

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I'm BFing our newest addition but I think we'll cut it off when he can walk up and in perfect grammar and a full sentence ask for some boob.

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Um, thanks for not showing us the teethmarks...??

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