Wednesday, December 17th 2008

Kelly Rutherford Talks Breastfeeding

Okay, if you want to breastfeed your kid until he graduates high school, fine. It's your titty milk, it's your kid, have at it! But don't think that bitches want to hear about that shit. Especially, when your son can talk about it.

Pregnant Kelly Rutherford, aka forever Megan Lewis to me, told UsWeekly (via P6) that she still squirts leche for her talking 2-year-old son Hermes and she loves it. She said, "It's an amazing bond with your child. I was thinner after my pregnancy than before, and I think a lot of it was the nursing."

When you can make small-talk with your son while he's sucking on your nip, maybe it's time to invest in a bottle or two. Actually, I shouldn't judge. At least Hermes can tell Kelly if her breast milk is too warm or rancid tasting. That way she can go stick her titty in the fridge for a few minutes.

Posted by: Michael K


TITS's picture

20 years from now this will be that child:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8orUaCJ0GY

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greenfinch's picture

HAHA i love the tag...

Clarisse's picture

Oh sweetie. Once you accepted your first Gossip Girl paycheck, you rendered yourself inconsequential.

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Lexi-J's picture

Ugh please. That bitch is delusional if she things she is fooling anyone. Great, your two year old is still sucking on your tit cause you like fitting into smaller clothes. Selfish cunt.

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Submitted by Otter Pop on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:00am.

Nasty cow. Don't babies, after a certain age, not get any valuable nutrients from breast milk?
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Hey now. I breast fed til almost 3. They like it for security. It's kinda cool for immunity too - as long as you get the cold first.

That being said: I don't know even this bitch so why is she telling us all this....? O wait! I just told you THAT! Well, I guess it's just cuz it came up.

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loric's picture

And I needed to know this for what reason?!?

She loves to breastfeed because it makes her thinner-not because of the "bond".

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Interesting. Oh wait no it's not. Nobody wants to hear about it.

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snowpiece's picture

her son's gonna be a breast man.
don't act all shocked, y'all, remember that video of the woman and her like 11 year old lying on the couch sucking her leche? now THAT was "rank"!
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Mrs. Gosling's picture

OK ..why? Why? why do people think these are things that should be told to the whole world? These Celebutards are pissing me off....

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Otter Pop's picture

Nasty cow. Don't babies, after a certain age, not get any valuable nutrients from breast milk? If a baby can say the words tit, nipple suck, motorboat, or tittays it's time to stop and get a sippy cup!

cuntygolightly's picture

"yes, and going to the toilet is an amazing bond with your turds, and the toilet bowl..."

shut the fuck up, ugly bitch!

islandgirl's picture

Well, as long as she's thinner--- because you know, that's the most important thing. *insert eye roll here*