HoHan Has A Stalker
Breaking news! HoHan still has a fan. A fan who has obviously gone crazy from having firecrotch on the brains all the time. HoHan's insane fan jumped out at her while she was leaving the Jackrabbit Lounge in Scottsdale, AZ last night. ABC15 says SamRo made an appearance at the club last night and was strolling out of the joint with her partner in pussy when the radish-faced lunatic tried to get at HoHan.
The po po said, "The gentleman became very excited when he realized he was so close to Samantha and he has a history of being a stalker with Lindsay Lohan so he immediately attacked her and started yelling I love her, I love her."
The 38-year-old psycho was arrested, but later released a little while later.
Never trust a man in a ribbed v-neck. This dude must not know that HoHan really isn't openly dealing with the peen at this moment. He needs to go take a seat in the waiting room, put on a complimentary straitjacket and he'll be called when she's back on the dick. And while he's waiting, he should do something about that dried-up tomato caca splattered all over his fugly mug.
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This is totally Tom Arnold. Guess he needed some work, pretending to be a stalker.
Lately Lady Loving Lipstick Lesbian Lindsay Lohan Likes Licking Labia Lips.
Of all the people in Hollywood, he has to stalk Hohan....makes no sense, just say her name & she'll come running to you
Ew he needs to find someone better to stalk...she's not even famous for chrissakes!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
This guy has issues to be stalking her,someone lock him up and keep him there,he is obviously crazy.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
OnT: how stoned is that guy??!
must be pretty wasted, to be stalking Hohan. Wonder if he'd pack one for us???
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Whoa! Stalked by Tom Arnold?? That is skeery.
Poor Lohan.
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Suri is already acting! The girl deserves a dozen Oscars for her riveting performance as the daughter of a crazy troll person with raccoon teeth. --MK
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:38pm.
I, on the other hand, was playing youth and HS hockey in that era, so I know most of it by heart.
"she do it to me lass year, eh?"
"she do it to me LASS NIGHT, EH!"
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Like any good puck bunny, I went and saw it but moreso for Rob Lowe and Patrick Swayze. ;)
OnT: how stoned is that guy??!
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:40pm.
*looks around*
Was it something I said???
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I don' tink she like de talk of de hock-eee, eh?
Now can I please have some wine? And either put the jersey back on or take off your socks, you look silly. :)
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Well princess Z will leave in few minutes haters!
anyhow...
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:35pm.
princesszoey,
LOL! It is American. It is a lazy American typo.
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Yo soy comprendo! oook Clarisse... have a great day you silly goose (also american right?)
XOXO
princess Z
Aaaand.... Princess z has left the building!
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
*looks around*
Was it something I said???
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:31pm.
I have to admit that I could only remember the 'pretty boy' quote so I imdb'd...
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I, on the other hand, was playing youth and HS hockey in that era, so I know most of it by heart.
"she do it to me lass year, eh?"
"she do it to me LASS NIGHT, EH!"
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Princess Zoey has left the building.
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
princesszoey,
LOL! It is American. It is a lazy American typo.
It was suppose to be cost Accountant. Bean Counter. Money guy.
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:28pm.
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I have to admit that I could only remember the 'pretty boy' quote so I imdb'd...this quote made me laugh:
'Don't take any shit from them Canucks. To them, you're just another wetback, crossing the border to play their game.'
;D
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:25pm.
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Haaahaaa, I just knew you'd defend Youngblood!
"Wanna go pretty boy?"
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"Get the shit kicked out of me by a bunch of primadonna Canadians, and my nuts shav...."
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:23pm.
princesszoey,
I am just playin. The cost ccountant has us on a conf call and I tend to wander after 2 minutes of his zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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Is that American? me don't understand...
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:23pm.
Jeffro,
Whatever. You don't know me! I run with gangs!
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So the sistas get a pass, and I catch hell. Can't win.
I don't know why you women say you want to be 'equal' when you're already superior! :)
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May I quit this bitch?
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:21pm.
Hey now, Youngblood is different altogether. Rob Lowe playing hockey, let alone fighting? NO. But there are some classic moments there:
"The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is 'Tea with Miss McGill'!!!"
(side note reply- Clarisse is faking up with me...please help?)
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Haaahaaa, I just knew you'd defend Youngblood!
"Wanna go pretty boy?"
(side note: sucks to be popular, eh? ;)
No worries, Clarisse will forgive; she's a good soul like that.)
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Bradi!
Bong is alwayssssss packed!
princesszoey,
I am just playin. The cost ccountant has us on a conf call and I tend to wander after 2 minutes of his zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Jeffro,
Whatever. You don't know me! I run with gangs!
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:17pm.
LOL, they'll admit to watching Youngblood but not SS2!
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Hey now, Youngblood is different altogether. Rob Lowe playing hockey, let alone fighting? NO. But there are some classic moments there:
"The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is 'Tea with Miss McGill'!!!"
(side note reply- Clarisse is faking up with me...please help?)
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:12pm.
Fucking Slap Shot 2...go to ANY men's league hockey locker room, NO ONE will admit to watching it. And I saw SS3 on the shelf last week at the store and nearly lost it. NONONONONONONONONONO.
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LOL, they'll admit to watching Youngblood but not SS2!
(side note: whatincatfighthell?)
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:13pm.
*packs box of wine and Rangers Jersey*
Look, my ride is here. It is a huff, and I am leaving in it.
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FINE. But I'm keeping the Rucker CD! :)
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Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:07pm.
princesszoey done Angelina'd my thread buddy.
- Quick, Aniston her, take off your clothes before she adopts all of Malaysia.
And keep the Bong packed!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Poindexter, you're hot...
well I don't want to be the Dlisted Angelina...
Manage a trois?
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
*packs box of wine and Rangers Jersey*
Look, my ride is here. It is a huff, and I am leaving in it.
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:09pm.
I didn't even realize until a few weeks ago that there was even a Slap Shot 2 & 3...happened to notice a box set in a store. Needless to say, I didn't buy it!
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Fucking Slap Shot 2...go to ANY men's league hockey locker room, NO ONE will admit to watching it. And I saw SS3 on the shelf last week at the store and nearly lost it. NONONONONONONONONONO.
*beating self in the head a la Rain Man*
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:07pm.
princesszoey done Angelina'd my thread buddy.
*remembers a time when Clarisse could get Jeffro in a thread all alone....*
Nobody knowwwws
The troubles I seennnnnnnnnn
Nobody knowwwws
Ma sorrowwwwwwwwwwwww
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*packing my bags for the inevitable guilt trip...*
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:03pm.
Can't and won't watch it, C-Word, some things are best left alone. Caddyshack 2, Slap Shot 2 (and 3), American Pie 2+...all abominations
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I didn't even realize until a few weeks ago that there was even a Slap Shot 2 & 3...happened to notice a box set in a store. Needless to say, I didn't buy it!
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Submitted by princesszoey on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:05pm.
Hey Jeffro? I do feel a little dirty about us talking all by ourselves here on the stalker post...
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Clarisse and I did that one day but the discussion was a bit more risque...the ladies here occasionally will tap my male peabrain to ask why guys are f-ed up in this way or that. It's like free therapy.
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princesszoey done Angelina'd my thread buddy.
*remembers a time when Clarisse could get Jeffro in a thread all alone....*
Nobody knowwwws
The troubles I seennnnnnnnnn
Nobody knowwwws
Ma sorrowwwwwwwwwwwww
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Hey Jeffro? I do feel a little dirty about us talking all by ourselves here on the stalker post...
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:51pm.
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Speaking (somewhat) of 80s movies, I just saw the sequel to 'The Lost Boys' last night (yeah I watched it)...not as good as the 1st one and I was actually embarrassed for Corey Feldman.
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Can't and won't watch it, C-Word, some things are best left alone. Caddyshack 2, Slap Shot 2 (and 3), American Pie 2+...all abominations.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:52pm.
*side eyes Jeffro and princesszoey*
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Don't be a h8er! my man is taken...
;-D
(how uncool was that?!?)
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:52pm.
*side eyes Jeffro and princesszoey*
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aww, now don't get Clarissey on me, we're talking 80's flicks. :)
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:51pm.
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Speaking (somewhat) of 80s movies, I just saw the sequel to 'The Lost Boys' last night (yeah I watched it)...not as good as the 1st one and I was actually embarrassed for Corey Feldman.
Angus Sutherland, half brother to Keifer, played the head vamp in the sequel.
OnT: Lilo should consider herself lucky that anyone would want to stalk her ass nowadays.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:51pm.
Dong, (clap, clap) Dooong (clap, clap, clap) Dong, grandpa is talking to you...
Ohhh god, I need to watch these movies again soon!!
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
*side eyes Jeffro and princesszoey*
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
Submitted by princesszoey on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:47pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:26pm.
That one is for you, Amigo :)
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LMFAO!!! "aauuuuutooomoooobiiiiilllee???"
"ohhh seeeeexxxyy giiiiirrrlllfrriiieeennnddd!!!"
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:26pm.
That one is for you, Amigo :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tktNZpUTMoQ
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Submitted by princesszoey on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:03pm.
And you are taken? :-(
;-)
well, me won't lie to you, just the other day I got to watch Meet the Fockers (again), and I peed in my pants... But then again even "Fame" and "Love Boat" are bringing back some good sweet memories
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there is some good recent stuff out there...I laughed my ass off at the first American Pie, but by the time #2 came out I was tired of the same shit.
Yep, off the market for the last 13 years, but I'm always up for making new friends. :) I've found a lot of people here on D-List with the same sick juvenile mentality as mine.
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Ooooooo...vid, please:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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The Puppy Cam Song
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:03pm.
And you are taken? :-(
;-)
well, me won't lie to you, just the other day I got to watch Meet the Fockers (again), and I peed in my pants... But then again even "Fame" and "Love Boat" are bringing back some good sweet memories
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
now why did i think this was jimmy kimmel?
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by princesszoey on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:57pm.
Revenge of the Nerds 1+2
and 16 candles (Long duck dong :) hee hee!!!)
classic! they don't make movies like that anymore! :-(
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Careful, I got my shit jumped here one time for saying today's 'comedies' were nothing compared to old school classics like those, Caddyshack, Animal House, etc.
Caddyshack is going on 30 years old and I can still bust up a room with a well placed quote from the movie.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:45pm.
Revenge of the Nerds 1+2
and 16 candles (Long duck dong :) hee hee!!!)
classic! they don't make movies like that anymore! :-(
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Submitted by princesszoey on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:33pm.
Mine too! Do you think Heaven is made out 80's style?
plus, were you horrified as well with all that 80's fashion coming back? I don't find it amusing wearing that crap again! had enough at the first round...
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80's fashion is one thing that should never come back!
We've moved recently and cuz we're 'new' customers, we get all the movie channels for free, it's gotta be 80's week. Last night one channel first showed Mannequin (one of the wife's faves) then Revenge of the Nerds. (one of MY faves!)
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:33pm.
Mine too! Do you think Heaven is made out 80's style?
plus, were you horrified as well with all that 80's fashion coming back? I don't find it amusing wearing that crap again! had enough at the first round...
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Submitted by princesszoey on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:31pm.
and what about those Molly Ringwald movies?
the memories...
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16 Candles and that whole slew of movies starring that crew were my childhood staples.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.