Happy Belated Birthday, Little Adolf Hitler!
A few days ago, Dlisted reader Reanna sent me this shit, but I didn't do it because white supremacists give me the roids. But a ton of you whores sent me this messed up story, so here it is by popular demand for you to discuss. You can finally use all those Nazi puns you've been saving up!
Over in Easton, PA, a ShopRite has hurt the feelings of a couple of white supremacists. Heath and Deborah Campbell ordered a birthday cake for their 3-year-old son's party, but ShopRite refused to decorate the cake, because the little boy's name is Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Adolf isn't the only poor kid in the family with a fucked up name worthy of a visit from Child Protective Services. Adolf has a sister named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and another sibling who goes by Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.
OH HEIL NO! Nazi pun! Hooray!
ShopRite said they would not inscribe a birthday greeting to Adolf Hitler. They agreed to make the cake for the family and let them write whatever they want themselves.
Mama Nazi told LeighValleyLive, "ShopRite can't even make a cake for a 3-year-old. That's sad."
This bitch has fish caca for brains. I guess that's what happens when you suck too much gas fumes out of random car tanks on a daily basis. She wouldn't get the point if it put on a stupid moustache and gave the Hitler salute. What's sad is what they named their kids!
Mama Nazi said she named him Adolf, because nobody in the world would ever have that name. I'm sure nobody in the world has "STUPID CUNT" on their birth certificate, but that isn't a reason to name your kid that. Actually, Stupid Cunt may be my birth name. I better check that shit.
The Campbells ended up getting Little Adolf's cake made at Walmart. Figures. They probably threw in some frosted swastika cookies too.
And somewhere in Los Angeles, Bronx Mowgli is secretly passing the torch over to Little Adolf Hitler for having the cruelest baby name in the world.
Although it is an easy mistake to make to assume this is PA trash, lets be clear - this trash actually lives in Holland Township NEW JERSEY. Even better, other articles state that Daddy lesbian-face can't pump gas or do landscaping beause of his emphysema and Mama can't wait tables because of a bad back, so they are living on disability checks from the US Government.
yay niko! thanks so much!
Poor fucking Germans. You know they teach in schools there that its a very good thing they lost the war because of what Mr Gay Twiggly Moustache would have done if he had conquered Europe completely.
And then there are fucktards with no fucking brains and no fucking educamacation out there who think its a good idea to name their kid Adloph Hitler.
This kind of shit makes you wonder whether obligatory abortion/sterilisation is not the answer sometimes (shup up... I'm on a rant).
Poor little fucker. He can look forward to growing up like his shit for brains parents. What a waste of a child.
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"You'd have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don't, they could go for your beef puss instead.", MK.
Meh, let them eat cake.
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oh and i just saw more pictures of the kids.. cute kids. too bad they have their parents as well.. parents. feel sorry for them.
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my dad told me this story at dinner tonight. yeah nice dinner topic, dad. these 2 morons should be ashamed of themselves. i wonder the crap that kid will get for his name someday? now the parents will probably try to sue the stores that didn't make the damn cake, and they'll get all this money. shits been planned all along. pathetic.
whats more pathetic is that fucking wal mart made the damn cake. jesus..
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
Before I got to the second paragraph of that article, I thought the picture was of two lesbians with a little boy. So I just thought, "How peculiar--two lesbians naming their son Adolf Hitler." That would have been more interesting, I guess.
Tracy Lynn
I think it might be too cold for a porch fridge. but, if it's not... I want a porch freezer, so it can double as a critter sitter! (i will paint that on there, very neatly) this will be on the back porch, of course.
little fuckall ofyall will keep his/her toys scattered everywhere else. the dog will sleep in the way. wherever anyone needs to be, the dog will be there.
I hope they have direct deposit so I can lounge on the critter sitter and read the computer (unless the dog is there).
Which one is the sperm donor and the other the Easy Bake Bun in the Oven warmer? I can't fucking tell.
Makes Bronx Mowgli absolutely cute.
The poor soul registering those birth certificates must have died from a near fatal eye roll.
Anyway, I thought Aryans looked more like Finns or Danes/Scandinavians than Pennsylvania Trailer Trash Drop Outs. They got their 15 minutes of Warhol fame. Now they can go DIAF.
The damn gene pool needs a few metric tons of chlorine to clean up this mess....
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Why is it that every time I get a look at a so-called "white supremacist", I wish I were another color?
Poor kid, that name should constitute child abuse because he certainly will be abused when he gets older.
Shit, I don't think even the Germans are naming kids Adolph anymore.
oh! i love nazi pun time!!
okay... Little adolf will grow to shorten the commonly used "knuckle sandwich" to an "ouch-witch"
Oooh... well i tried... and i caught the bus to Wrongtown - there's no turning back!
These idiots have to be from PA, don't they? Those poor kids are going to suffer for the rest of their lives. Thanks a lot, Mom and Dad!
The only thing we can hope for is that the kids will rebel against their insane parents and become anti-hate activists or something like that.
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25?!? that's what good honest clean racist living does to you....ages you, makes you bald with yellow and black teeth, and gender confused?
damn, I'm sooo glad to be Black! shee-it I get told I look 25 and I'm over 35. It's called melanin bitches. Black in my skin and not in between my teeth.
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kitty side eye!
Earlier today I went to the news website (in the link in MK's text) and saw more pics of this family and all their weird stuff.
In the picture of Adolf Hitler Campbell, where he's alone, looking up at the camera, pointed a plastic knife toward the cameraman, and looking just like Damien the spawn of satan...
I could swear that the photo BLINKED at me.
Jussayin,
That's what we all wanna know! lol
We think the one on the left is a male taking estrogen!
The one on the right claims to be a 25 year old female. I think it's a methcase, or maybe the kid's gramma, or maybe she lied to the estrogen male to try to snag a younger man or something.
There's nothing normal about this whole bunch. Somebody save those kids before it's too late!!!!
I googled that jerry springer eppy from years ago that I was wondering about (with the kkk black little people). One other person besides me had mentioned it on a yahoo answers type thingie.
So at least I know I wasn't hallucinating that crap.
I used to watch springer, and sally jesse raphael, maury, and some of those other freaks back when my kids were little and I was home in the daytime with nothing to do.
Then I grew up and discovered dlisted! ROFLOL!!!!
Hey, MK. Don't hate. They can't help it that they got brain damaged from the glue holding the double wide together...GAHHHH.
ps which one is female and which one is male? seriously....
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Forever, you are cracking me up!
I guess you've thought this through and I trust your good judgement. That means we dlisters are moving our lazy butts to the trailer park and signing on to the best disability in the whole usa! lol
So let's see, you're bringing the dog.... I betcha we could even apply for some welfare for the pooch over there in Easton Alabamavania and that will bring in some extra spending money.
What color fridge do you think will look best out on my front porch? I was thinking of going with the avacado green, but I think I could settle for harvest gold if I had to.
Do you think we'll have to take up dippin snuff or smoking corn cob pipes once we arrive in our new paradise? Or are we still too young for those luxuries?
And unfortunately, I've got most of my teeth. The rest have got to go if I'm going to fit in with the locals. It just wouldn't look right to have more than 3 front teeth showin when I give a big grin to the walmart cashier when I make my shotgun ammunition/baby diapers purchase every week.
disgusting!!!
I mean really now, a ShopRite cake?!?
I'm glad to be Black then....
and it is always funny to me how so many brown skinned people and countries call themselves "white"...whatever *rolls eyes* and why people still give a fuck?
Well if you're so busy with your hatred to bake a fucking real cake, knock yourself out. Only folk I hate on are the stupid....which is more than enough hatin' for me!
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kitty side eye!
I guess little Adolf can rule out any future career in public relations. Or any career of any sort except tattoo artist or biker.
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Submitted by GazingBeauty on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:39pm.
Did anyone see that show "Momma's boys" last night? (Don't ask me why I was watching that trash)
There was this lady, who didn't want her son to be with anyone who wasn't white, but get this folks...get this...SHE WAS AN ARAB! looooool.
She just married a Polish guy and had children with him. HELLO her children are mixed.
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Um, actually, you're wrong here. No need to get so carried away without checking facts first. Arabs fall under white when it comes to race. They are almost always identified as white on race surveys, and they usually self-identify as white. They may not be from Northern Europe, but white encompasses a lot of peoples around the world--from the blondest Norwegians to the most brunette Greeks, Italians, Jews, Arabs, even many Latinos, etc. I'm surprised you didn't know that before.
Hitler, he only had one ball,
Goering, he had two but very small,
Himmler had something simmler,
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall.
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.
aber gerne, risquetrixe.
As I have now devoted enough of my time to these Nazi inbreds who will undoubtletly make some money with this shit, one last question: did they chop off one of his balls in dedication to their hero?
I'm crossing my fingers Adolf turns out to be a raging tranny with a strong sexual proclivity towards black men with 7 pound cocks, fisting, and sex with the occasional barn animal...the last part his parents might actually approve of.
If this disenfranchised, poor, ugly, uneducated, rotten-toothed hillbilly fuckers want to name their child Adolf Hitler then let them have a go at it. But these inbred varmints better not wonder why their Little Adolf isn't able to get out of the downward spiral of poverty that is his life.
I'm sure someone has already mentioned this but really, who has an entire name put on a birthday cake? If they just put Adolf on there I'm sure there wouldn't be all this fuss. They were trying to start something if you ask me...
(sidenote: That child is scary looking to me)
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Tracy Lynn...
I don't remember that, but they did have a woman on (white) and she'd married a man (black) and she wanted to reveal this to her uncle (klan). even jerry called bullshit on that.
Tracy Lynn...
No kidding. There's a downside to everything.
But! When people try to top us in the misery game we can always snap back with,"Oh yeah? Well, I live next door to Hitler!" (we won't mention he's 3)
Ditto about Hittler not being blond or blue/green eyed and not even german. He was born Adolf Heidler in Austria. His parents were second cousins if I'm not wrong and he was a elementary school dropout because he was a complete brainless troublemaker. So there you go, that's why he still has followers.. the ignorance and inbreeding. Yup.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:22pm.
Teutons is the correct ethnic stock
So, does that mean these fuckers are Teutophiles (Toot o files, AKA, fart lovers)?
The kid actually looks like Hitler too!
Look at the parents... Their faces alone scream "white trash."
Poor kid. Hopefully this kid's brain rejects the idiot dogma his parents are probably teaching him.
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The late radio host Bob Lassiter once said, after hanging up on a racist caller: "And these people think they're superior to anyone?"
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And the most fucked up part of this story is the baby is actually cute *SMH*
The good Lord does work miracles...with parents like that and he managed to be cute?
Submitted by missy on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:09pm.
That's pretty fucking sad. It seems almost as though he wanted to make things better for his kids, but just went in the wrong direction (by a LONG shot).
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:22pm.
Teutons is the correct ethnic stock most Germans come from.
The true Aryans are from Central Asia (Indo-Iranians) and far from the viking types Hitler described in his propaganda (all of which is made up historically-innacurate bullshit for the ignorant masses
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Teutons is the correct ethnic stock most Germans come from.
The true Aryans are from Central Asia (Indo-Iranians) and far from the viking types Hitler described in his propaganda (all of which is made up historically-innacurate bullshit for the ignorant masses hence the "quality" of his followers as you can see)...some of the groups he persecuted (such as Gypsies) in essence were more true Aryans than he was. Besides Hitler wasn't even blond himself or German (he was Austrian). How he became leader of Germany is a case study onto itself.
CALLING ALL CAPS JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've never seen a kkk person that wasn't totally dumb and hick. There is no such thing as an Aryan race.
I'm waiting for Jim or Charles Manson to post here in all CAPS. Did I miss them?
@Missy:
Any parent that would impose such horrific names on their children is mentally ill, and they would be affecting their children from the day they were born. Only a crazy person would do that.
In New Zealand they would get Shitney'd and their children's names would be changed.
www.nancy.cc/2008/07/24/talula-does-the-hula-from-hawaii/
Check out the names at the bottom. Sex Fruit is my personal favorite.
Seriously, take note from now on whenever you see these 'white supremists' and their Aryan power talk, 90% of the time they are brown-eyed and spouting off about being white Aryan. Funny.
Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:41pm.
I guess they didn't vote for Obama...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
another quote, this time from the father:
Heath Campbell said he doesn't want to force his views on his children, in part because he had views forced on him. He said he also teaches them nonviolence.
Abusive guardians, Heath Campbell said, used Bible verses to teach him to distrust blacks. If he questioned the guardians, he said, he was hit. He acknowledged he couldn't challenge the guardians' views.
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS
an adult child of abuse. and the cycle continues. life is so AWESOME innit?
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well she's wrong, because in "Bottom" with Ade Edmonson and Rick Mayall, Eddie quite clearly says his surname is "Hitler", and when asked if he had a relative with the first name "Adolf" he replies, yes, my auntie. So there! He is not ze only one!! :P
so this is a quoted psychiatrists opinion on this family:
""By the time they get to school, they will already have been damaged," Gordon said. "Any parent that would impose such horrific names on their children is mentally ill, and they would be affecting their children from the day they were born. Only a crazy person would do that.""
HELLO!
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Hey, way back in the day, did you see the episode of Jerry Springer or one of those crazy talk shows where the guests were, and I'm not kidding here... They were about 10 black little people who were all KKK members. They were wearing their cross burning robes and everything!
So yeah, that's when I finally figured out that those daytime talk shows were fake.
Anybody remember that, like 15 years ago or so?
thanks niko!