Happy Belated Birthday, Little Adolf Hitler!
A few days ago, Dlisted reader Reanna sent me this shit, but I didn't do it because white supremacists give me the roids. But a ton of you whores sent me this messed up story, so here it is by popular demand for you to discuss. You can finally use all those Nazi puns you've been saving up!
Over in Easton, PA, a ShopRite has hurt the feelings of a couple of white supremacists. Heath and Deborah Campbell ordered a birthday cake for their 3-year-old son's party, but ShopRite refused to decorate the cake, because the little boy's name is Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Adolf isn't the only poor kid in the family with a fucked up name worthy of a visit from Child Protective Services. Adolf has a sister named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and another sibling who goes by Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.
OH HEIL NO! Nazi pun! Hooray!
ShopRite said they would not inscribe a birthday greeting to Adolf Hitler. They agreed to make the cake for the family and let them write whatever they want themselves.
Mama Nazi told LeighValleyLive, "ShopRite can't even make a cake for a 3-year-old. That's sad."
This bitch has fish caca for brains. I guess that's what happens when you suck too much gas fumes out of random car tanks on a daily basis. She wouldn't get the point if it put on a stupid moustache and gave the Hitler salute. What's sad is what they named their kids!
Mama Nazi said she named him Adolf, because nobody in the world would ever have that name. I'm sure nobody in the world has "STUPID CUNT" on their birth certificate, but that isn't a reason to name your kid that. Actually, Stupid Cunt may be my birth name. I better check that shit.
The Campbells ended up getting Little Adolf's cake made at Walmart. Figures. They probably threw in some frosted swastika cookies too.
And somewhere in Los Angeles, Bronx Mowgli is secretly passing the torch over to Little Adolf Hitler for having the cruelest baby name in the world.
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LOL Forever! We can all move there, go on disability, dlist all day long... but look who will be our neighbors! Adolf Hitler and family!
Do take note that it is usually the case with these 'white supremists' and their aryan bullshit:
They usually have brown eyes.
Not blue or green so they aren't really Nordic white.
So many of these dumb hicks go on about 'the aryan race' but they do not realize that the Germans chose a peasant, farm stock ideal. There wasn't any fine breeding in those chosen people, the supposed Aryans.
So the laugh is on them.
I guess they didn't vote for Obama...
Poor kids... they'll end up on Jerry Springer (is he still around??) pretty soon now. The KKK is alive and well in PA!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:20pm.
Holy fuck, she's 25? She looks like 10 miles of road construction.
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Oooh 25? Thats real bad. But people who engage in raged filled hate based on superfluous are often times the ugliest, or most un-popular, or the most negative at something and so they have to gain their self worth by acting out or putting others down...pretty common..
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Why would you go outside and run around in the sunshine and fresh air when you can link up to team speak, get on-line and do something that matters!
Nice. They have swasticas not onlt tattooed on them but on their car, on a skull in the house etc.
Bda, you do know all white people aren't alike, right? Don't be a racist asshole.
I'm crying/laughing reading some of these posts, btw...I can always count on you D-List sluts to make me laugh!
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12/holland_township...
More pics of aryan nation, adolf hitler and their hideous father.
And did anyone see the other photos of this kid? They fucking gave him in a MULLET!
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Holy fuck, she's 25? She looks like 10 miles of road construction.
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I'm pretty sure it says "STUPID CUNT" on the mom's birth certificate. I mean, where do you even start with this fuckery? The names, the exorbitant white trashiness, his mullet, her yellow corn teeth and the fact that she looks 50 and not 23, his retarded jail tattoos...This looks like the "circle what's wrong with this picture" from Highlights magazine (not like I read it or anything)!
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When I was workig for a money transfer company I got a call from an agent in Spain and they needed to process a money transfer for "Hilter" (I don't remember the last name).
I don't think she was joking either. She just said "What a name for this guy, eh?" I was like yeah "What a name..." :[
So see, this kid is not alone! Cause there IS another Hilter running around somewhere in the world.
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I just realized what this post really means to dlisters! pennsylvania has lenient as shit disability laws!!!
I am packing as we speak... I will get michael k's dog on the way... wait that was in the rachel ray post..
when I get there I will have a kid and name it fuckall ofyall (my last name). then I will go around and get free bday cakes!! hahahaa
Submitted by Bda on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 3:57pm.
you dont even know what youre saying. dumbass.
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I'm sure you mean Himmler (Himler) and not Hinler for one of the kidz. A totally effed up family and bravo to ShopRite.
White people are really messed up backwards ass people. Black people give their kids messed up names but this takes the cake no pun intended. Those two are probably brother and sister and their parents are probably brother and sister. Look how disgusting and trashy they look. It's not the poor boys fault but still. They can't work but can fuck and have babies and then name them some fucked up names right? WTF? Why don't they just make their own fucking cake anyway? I'm sure Wal-Mart sells Betty Crocker cake mix. Who puts their full name on a fucking birthday cake anyway? These freaks are just looking for a little attention.
I'm sure he's been betrothed to little JoyceLynn since her birth. Keep an eye out for wedding announcements in thirteen years.
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It was a little feature on German TV connected to the US election where they showed people who don't vote, never had and never will for various reasons. I'll try to find out more but don't expect too much as they had zillions of reports like that at the time. But keep checking this thread, maybe I can get back to you.
Just googled around but nope. BTW what's the tattoo on this jerks neck? Hermann Görings beergut?
These people are obviously the pinnacle of the gene pool. It's so easy to see why they feel superior.
I am assuming they are both oppressed gays.
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LAZY bitches. Make your own damn white cake and use white frosting to write your kids dumb ass joke name. Their eyes are lifeless and their upper lips, well they don't have one.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 3:37pm.
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Yes I have family there and yes I agree, for a very small country it is quite progressive in many ways. I haven't clicked on your link, but will. Thanks.
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I predict that kid is going to grow up to wish his parents had named him Sue.
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Click on the link; I finally got it working. Yes, the New Zealand courts are much more civilized than ours.
Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 3:31pm.
i'm not sure they're applauding the fact that he's named after hitler and wishing him a happy birthday because of that. i think it's in SPITE of that. he's a 3 year old kid, it's not his fault his parents are fucking idiots... as a 3 year old he should have a happy birthday and get cake and presents.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 3:32pm.
Let's deport these fucking pieces of shit to New Zealand.
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Why New Zealand? You don't think New Zealanders would have something to say about that?
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Let's deport these fucking pieces of shit to New Zealand.
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I finally clicked the link and cannot beleive some of those commenters. What idiots applaude them and wish little Adolf happy birthday? And the kid looks like Satan. I don't mean to be mean but seriously the picture of him "smiling" at the camera frightens me.
as to the 25 year old mom having a bad back and not being able to work... i call MAJOR bullshit.
i'm 23 and i have spondyloarthropathy (arthritis of the spine) and am on a ridiculous amount of meds for it. i also broke a vertebrae in a car accident this summer. back about 10 years ago i got whiplash from falling off a playground and compressing my neck and have residual scar tissue on my spinal column in my neck.
yet i work 2 full time jobs and sure as hell don't get money from the government because of my "disability". hell, i don't even use my handicap placard unless i have to...
bullshit she can't work. major bullshit.
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Rednecks do the stupidest things.That kid will have problems his whole life.What assholes.
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Why are White Supremacists always the most white trash, f-cked up Applacian looking hillbilles? If that's the master race, God's one f-cked up mtherf-cker. Intelligent design I think not.
Stupid cunt naming your kid Adolf fine whatever, but Adolf Hitler? And you're seriously going to qestion why that name isn't okay? I know you probably didn't make it past the 5th grade but it's not okay just because you're an inbred hick.
And did anyone else scroll down thinking this was going to be a story about 2 lesbians? Seriously it took me a while to figure out the man chick on the left was a dude.
They look 'SPECIAL'.
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She's 25 with a bad back?
How old is he and he has emphysema????????????
WHAT THE FUCK???????
Wait, call me Jessica Simpson, but I don't get the last kid's name. It is a pun? Someone help me! Please.
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Wow. Those "pro-America" parts of this country - you've gotta love 'em. So you're saying that Wal-Mart actually wrote "Adolf Hitler" on the cake? Lovely. I never go there because they're the worst employer in the country, they sell clothing made in countries which use child labor, and the clientele scares me (not to mention they support those pea-brained pharmacists who refuse to sell contraceptives to women due to "moral and religious reasons" (but they'll sell 900000 condoms, you bet)), but now I guess I'll add "enablers of Nazi wingnuts" to my boycott list. Oh, and congratulations ShopRite - at least you have standards and won't promote hatred even in oblique ways, even if it costs you money. If there were a ShopRite here in LA, I'd totally patronize it now.
Adolfo is a pretty common name in some countries.
However, here it should be illegal to name someone after a sworn enemy of the state and everything America stands for. They pride themselves on being Americans but worship a foreign dictator who would have bombed us from coast to coast had he been given the chance and if the USA had been closer to Germany. That is fucked up, but again looking at their hideous mug is obvious how genetically "superior" they are...NOT! lol
Poor kid though, being raised on hate by such trash.
Oh Christ I cannot even deal with this type of stupidity today. If GD rednecks can't even keep all their teeth, how can they possibly raise a child? There ought to be a law.
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WTH? Isidore Heath Campbell can't do landscaping anymore because he has emphysema? How old is he? How fast does smoking crack give you emphysema?
He doesn't seem to be having any trouble rutting on top of his wife, breathing hard, and keeping her impregnated.
Give him a shovel and a rake and send him back to work.
And poor Deborah can't waitress anymore because of her bad back? At 25 years old, she's got a bad back? Is that from humping on Isidore like jackrabbit? What caused her to get so brokedown at only 25 years old?
Send her back to waitressing. I think she could work at the IHOP. Seems appropriate.
See, we have that kind of... let's call it "absolutely sensible law" here that you can't give your kid a name that might harm the child during its life.
Such as... Adolf. That name got kind of unpopular around here a few decades ago. (Yeah, I don't know why, either.)
First of all, someone needs to drop a bomb on Easton, Pennsylvania. I can't believe people are still living this backward lifestyle, having KKK meetings? WTF?! Why isn't this against the law? Isn't there anything we can do about these crazy, trashy hicks? Maybe our new black president BARACK OBAMA will do something about it. Stupid fucking hicks.
And second, I totally thought that was HIlary Swank at first glance.
That kid probably has 12 toes and no dick.
Who the hell names their children these effed up names?! They really do have fish caca for brains. Poor kids are going to get tormented for being white supremacists and they probably don't even know what it means to have those beliefs either! So shameful!
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"Heath Campbell can't landscape or pump gas because he has emphysema, and Deborah can't waitress because she has a bad back. They live on Social Security payments."
Whaaat? What about doing jobs that don't affect their health? Jobs they can do sitting down or that don't require lifting. I hate when people use their "disabilities" as an excuse not to work. Pisses me off to see what all our tax dollars support.
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Do you (or anyone else) know the name of the documentary about this family/town?
while this kid is young and living crazy weluvnazisville he probably thinks he has a neat name. they probably watch (on mute) all the hitler shows on the history channel. and the kid sees all the people cheering.
oh boy. is he ever in for a shock. so great job parents. you have set your kid up to feel he must make amends for adolph fucking hitler.
put me down on the list of the people who thought the dad was a woman. proper supermen don't look like ugly women do they?
Miss Priss - aside from making their moonshine in their tubs, looks like they be making their crank in there too!
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Because I have your back, please remember NEVER drink IMPORTED Absynthe. (The kind they sell here in the USA doesn't contain the hallucinowhatever properties. But maybe you have an Absynthe mule.)
Anyhooch, it smells like black liquorice, tastes like Tom Cruise looks, and will make you see cat's tails growing from the crowns of ho's heads.
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