Happy Belated Birthday, Little Adolf Hitler!
A few days ago, Dlisted reader Reanna sent me this shit, but I didn't do it because white supremacists give me the roids. But a ton of you whores sent me this messed up story, so here it is by popular demand for you to discuss. You can finally use all those Nazi puns you've been saving up!
Over in Easton, PA, a ShopRite has hurt the feelings of a couple of white supremacists. Heath and Deborah Campbell ordered a birthday cake for their 3-year-old son's party, but ShopRite refused to decorate the cake, because the little boy's name is Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Adolf isn't the only poor kid in the family with a fucked up name worthy of a visit from Child Protective Services. Adolf has a sister named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and another sibling who goes by Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.
OH HEIL NO! Nazi pun! Hooray!
ShopRite said they would not inscribe a birthday greeting to Adolf Hitler. They agreed to make the cake for the family and let them write whatever they want themselves.
Mama Nazi told LeighValleyLive, "ShopRite can't even make a cake for a 3-year-old. That's sad."
This bitch has fish caca for brains. I guess that's what happens when you suck too much gas fumes out of random car tanks on a daily basis. She wouldn't get the point if it put on a stupid moustache and gave the Hitler salute. What's sad is what they named their kids!
Mama Nazi said she named him Adolf, because nobody in the world would ever have that name. I'm sure nobody in the world has "STUPID CUNT" on their birth certificate, but that isn't a reason to name your kid that. Actually, Stupid Cunt may be my birth name. I better check that shit.
The Campbells ended up getting Little Adolf's cake made at Walmart. Figures. They probably threw in some frosted swastika cookies too.
And somewhere in Los Angeles, Bronx Mowgli is secretly passing the torch over to Little Adolf Hitler for having the cruelest baby name in the world.
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Dad looks like a lesbian. Love it!
The fifteen minutes they spend famewhoring will be paid for by their kids for the rest of their lives. Assholes.
I have a whole new respect for "Shop-RIGHT."
Good for them.
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M.E.
yea, you know, that stuff they be making in their bath tubs yummy! LOL
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Miss Priss - MOONSHINE!??!?!??!?!
So, the local liquor store has just started selling real Abstine.
I am curious to try it.
How the hell do you drink it?
I know you are supposed to pour it over a cube of sugar or some shit.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:11pm.
That woman is 25?????????????
SWEET JESUS!
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That be all the moonshine we be drinkin'!!
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
I used to live in Hazelton PA aka Helltown im a light skinned Hispanic I been told to my face "pretend to be Italian" and "I hate all Hispanics well except you are different"- there was a Hispanic rally and the KKK actually showed up, I had a black girl in my car and a cop literally tailgated me for 5 blocks
these are some of the reasons I hate these people uneducated trashy people
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
omg- i cant read the comments on some fo the sites regarding this shit.. "dont take it out on the little child"
BULLSHIT! That kid cant even READ yet- how the fuck is he/she even going to notive whats written on the cake, if anything? All that kid cares about is presents and cake. period! The parents wanted the entire name on it to get in the headlines and some publicity. Maybe a documentary out of it... and now someone is saying that it's possible that they will SUE ShopRite? ShopRite gave them an alternative and they denied it- the store attempted to accomodate them and they refused.. so now lets sue the fucking store, take some money and go have a pig roast- wheeeeee heeew!
assholes. and whats more amazing are the people who are in support of these dicks and aginst the stores decision.
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Migraine, Yeah, I think it's been said. But well worth repeating.
I'm too lazy to read through all of the comments, so I am certain this has already been said.
That kid looks just like Damien from The Omen.
Is there are word, kind of like racist, for hate toward white-supremicist, but not whites? cuz they be some ignerent folks. I guess i don't hate them, though, just have disgust for them. Hate takes too much effort, which they aren't worth.
And my husband and I moved from beautiful, liberal Boston to an hour from this shit. I was just in Easton over the weekend.
Not long after we moved here om 1993, my husband was looking for different ways to get to work that had less traffic. He drove into the main square of the biggest city, next to Reading, to where we live. There he ran into a nice KKK rally in the middle of downtown. We almost moved away from here because it scared the shit out of me. That scares me more than regular old street murders. There also used to be a guy who had a local cable access show with all white supremecist stuff on it. This guy also sat outside the office of some official everyday staring through his office window as some sort of protest over something he didn't like. I had to go to the courthouse near there for jury duty once and I crossed the street so I didn't have to walk by this guy. He was some old, whitehaired chubby white guy in a bad suit, but he scared me worse than anybody, ever.
Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:14pm.
I'm spending way too much time disecting these freaks.
On the wall next to the black nazi flag, they have a tiny crucifix and a picture of Jesus.
So which one of us should tell these aryans that Jesus was a jew?
And wasn't Hitler an atheist?? And one of his top guys (cant remember which one) was gay.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Trash. Absolute trash.
Click on the LehighValley news link and check out the picks of their trashy house. Gross. Walmart and ShopRite? That's some fancy cake you're buying, losers.
Probably feed those poor kids McDonald's every day too. They look the type. In a few years, they're going to turn those innocent babies into fat, dirty, nose-pickers who get their asses whupped at school for calling other kids "jig", "kike" and all the other lovely things these two pinheads are shoving down their throats.
I hope these kids grow up to learn how NOT to be their parents. Those two toothless fuckheads should have been banned from procreating.
why is everyone that is part of the Aryan Nation look inbred?
I dont see good looking or blond or blue eyed people in there
oh well
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:59pm.
She looked like a man. What I would suggest is for her and her deformed son to go to lil'Adolf Hilter's neighborhood and see how white she really is.
I'm spending way too much time disecting these freaks.
On the wall next to the black nazi flag, they have a tiny crucifix and a picture of Jesus.
So which one of us should tell these aryans that Jesus was a jew?
...so when has Transformers been American? So nazi/racists let their children wear clothing depicting ethnic-made characters?
UGH! must....stop....commenting....
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That woman is 25?????????????
SWEET JESUS!
cartimandua on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:59pm
HWORE!!!!
Where you been????
I said the same thing about the little kid.
(it's me Bradiful Bitch, 'member, It ain't supahnatural)
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
AND..
If you look over Adolf's birth certificate, it says that the kid was born 12/14/2005 and the b/c was filed with the registrar on 12/21/2005.
BUT...
The birth certificate was amended on 6/24/2008 and was then issued on the same day.
They did that with all 3 kids. Two months after the youngest was born in April of this year, they had all three kids birth certificates amended on 6/24/2008.
Do you think that means that they had their kids names changed to this nazi crap in June of this year?
What would be the purpose of amending all 3 birth certificates?
The mother is 25?????!!! Either the article got it wrong or she's a meth-head. 25????? I'm 25 and I certainly don't look like my son's grandmother. I don't even look like his mother.
This guy looks like a dikey Dave Grohl
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
ALL YOU PEOPLE are just so goddamn UPPITY!!!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I saw a documentary on this family, they live in a village full of Neo Nazis and lead their stupid fucking Nazi lives there. All inbred. And wasnt't that Himmler not Hinler? Honszlynn?? No matter how I pronounce it this shit doesn't make sense.
Did anyone look at the pics of Adolf Hitler Campbell's birth certificate?
The dad's name is Isidore Heath Campell.
So apparently, screwed up names are a family tradition.
LMAO I watched that fuckery too Gazing. Its clear they brought that woman and her neanderthral looking son on soley for the drama. What I found the most hillarious is how the majority of the white chicks were bimbos, with little education and "modeling" careers, while the educated, articulate, acomplished women were overwhelmingly from the ethnicities and races she didn't want her son to intermingle with. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
by LoveMaster5000 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:01pm.
In the words of Chris Rock:
Crackah ass crackahs!
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Is it me or does that little shitter look like the Damien/Omen kid? MichaelK...we need a side by side.
http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm47/twisted_056/the-omen-damien-cros...
"Submitted by AmyWino on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:46pm.
IMO, if somebody is young and is receiving some kind of "disability" payment from the government, yet is healthy enough to have sex, make babies, and take care of a bunch of kids, then they're healthy enough to get their lazy ass out to work."
A-fucking-men. I always hear all these complaints about 'disabilities' and shit....as if every single fucking job involves lifting 200-pound boxes. Bitch can't sit at a desk and do data entry? Riiiiight. She's probably too busy feeding her cavernouse pussyhole Nazi sperm for her little personal White Supremacist army. String up the parents so we can watch them choke to death as their meth-addled bodies twist and convulse in the sun. Fun for everyone!
Could people possibly get any more fucked up? Initial response might be yes, but think about it. I really don't think people can get any more fucked up. They already do all the things you couldn't imagine a person doing anyway.
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Own it like a strap-on.
I thought these were two lesbians when I first looked at the picture.
I've been reading more comments on the news site.
Some one pointed out that in the picture where the dad is holding one year old JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell in front of a book case, there is a gold middle finger trinket on one of the shelves that looks like either a
...LIGHTER
or a
... PIPE
What do you think it is? I can't tell. And is it a clue to the reason why they are living on gov't aid?
the only thing i have to say about this is: it surprises me that shoprite american corporate soullesness did not win here, to write that name on the fucking cake...
Ass cake! HA HA!
Yeah, their faces would make a good mold for an ASS CAKE!
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Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 12/17/2008 1:37pm:
New mold for the ass cake after you faceplant the cookie sheet on this brainless bitch!! LOL
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:40pm.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Hitler want an Aryan Nation of blond haired, blue eyed Nazi's?????
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I think you're right!
These idiots are just inbred rednecks who don't know shit about nuthin'
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Sheeps,
The produce there is so fresh it looks fake! Aww how I miss my Wegmans...i still have the savings card.=(
Little FYI: Wegmans was originated in Rochester, NY
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Sickening, isn't it?
They must be so proud to be their "race". :P
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Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Wed, 12/17/2008 1:12pm:
Why are they living on government aid, but they still have plenty of cash to pop out a bunch of kids, get a ton of tattoos, and decorate their house and car with nazi crap?
IMO, if somebody is young and is receiving some kind of "disability" payment from the government, yet is healthy enough to have sex, make babies, and take care of a bunch of kids, then they're healthy enough to get their lazy ass out to work.
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:06pm.
ROTFLMAO @ angel's avie
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Chu know it, babay!
But I must admit that it was Tigerlilly's idea. I just got here last night and it was the first thing I saw. "Someone should cholarize the Queen" but TITS was a fraidy cat and she tried to kick me outta Canada. Bitch!
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It's awesome! I love it. And I LOVE TITS's Nancy Grace chola too! I'm so jelly I can't stand it. I wish I could cholatize! :-( I'd cholatize Adolph's parents. Speaking of which, both those dumb assholes need a good "Roying"
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:40pm.
LMAO....
"Mom"
"Yes,Adolf?"
"I am going to go see Hood rat today"
"What is that?"
"That chick, I am banging...ya know what they say ONCE YOU HAIL BLACK, YOU NEVER HAIL BACK"
if they deny being racist and/or nazi then theyre just a bunch of FUCKING POSERS. If youre going to live it, admit it.
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The sad thing about this is the kids. The father said that he didn't want to impose his views on his kids. Did he not think that when the kids would grow up, they would certainly ask questions about them, especially if they heard about it from other people, like their classmates or teachers. What would he say to them, they're interesting names? Or that the kids should research the names and make up for themselves what they think they mean? It's just sad.
Submitted by missy on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:10pm.
ARYAN NATION CAMPBELL??!?!?!?!!!???
nice, her initials are ANC.
African National Cangress
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Submitted by GazingBeauty on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:39pm.
Imagine if Lil' Adolf Hitler married a black chick?
LMAO or became best friends with Latarian "hood rat" Milton. hahaha
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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Adults are entitled to believe whatever fuckery they want. But the fact that they saddled their kid with a name that will no doubt result in a lifetime of mockery, revulsion and in general make life tough for the poor kid makes me wanna smack these two assclowns.
Good luck to poor Adolph when trying to get into a decent college, even if his/her SAT scores are through the roof can you imagine being a college admissions dept and coming across the name Adolph. Or being an employer and getting a resume from Adolph Hitler. If little Adolph has any smarts (which seems unlikely given his/her gene pool, but hey, ya never know) he or she will change their name the minute they turn 18.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Hitler want an Aryan Nation of blond haired, blue eyed Nazi's?????
Submitted by justaguest on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:37pm.
This story made the front page of a local Sunday newspaper. What a wonderful holiday story, I cut it out and sent it to my sister.
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What? No death, death, death, murdered, injured, arrested??? You need to call those editors!
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Imagine if Lil' Adolf Hitler married a black chick?
Did anyone see that show "Momma's boys" last night? (Don't ask me why I was watching that trash)
There was this lady, who didn't want her son to be with anyone who wasn't white, but get this folks...get this...SHE WAS AN ARAB! looooool.
She just married a Polish guy and had children with him. HELLO her children are mixed.
Submitted by AmyWino on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:31pm.
New mold for the ass cake after you faceplant the cookie sheet on this brainless bitch!! LOL
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Racism = the best way to show your ignorance
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"