Happy Belated Birthday, Little Adolf Hitler!
A few days ago, Dlisted reader Reanna sent me this shit, but I didn't do it because white supremacists give me the roids. But a ton of you whores sent me this messed up story, so here it is by popular demand for you to discuss. You can finally use all those Nazi puns you've been saving up!
Over in Easton, PA, a ShopRite has hurt the feelings of a couple of white supremacists. Heath and Deborah Campbell ordered a birthday cake for their 3-year-old son's party, but ShopRite refused to decorate the cake, because the little boy's name is Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Adolf isn't the only poor kid in the family with a fucked up name worthy of a visit from Child Protective Services. Adolf has a sister named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and another sibling who goes by Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.
OH HEIL NO! Nazi pun! Hooray!
ShopRite said they would not inscribe a birthday greeting to Adolf Hitler. They agreed to make the cake for the family and let them write whatever they want themselves.
Mama Nazi told LeighValleyLive, "ShopRite can't even make a cake for a 3-year-old. That's sad."
This bitch has fish caca for brains. I guess that's what happens when you suck too much gas fumes out of random car tanks on a daily basis. She wouldn't get the point if it put on a stupid moustache and gave the Hitler salute. What's sad is what they named their kids!
Mama Nazi said she named him Adolf, because nobody in the world would ever have that name. I'm sure nobody in the world has "STUPID CUNT" on their birth certificate, but that isn't a reason to name your kid that. Actually, Stupid Cunt may be my birth name. I better check that shit.
The Campbells ended up getting Little Adolf's cake made at Walmart. Figures. They probably threw in some frosted swastika cookies too.
And somewhere in Los Angeles, Bronx Mowgli is secretly passing the torch over to Little Adolf Hitler for having the cruelest baby name in the world.
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This story made the front page of a local Sunday newspaper. What a wonderful holiday story, I cut it out and sent it to my sister.
My hope is that each year over the Christmas season, she pulls the story out to read again.
BTW, the best part of the story besides WalMart willing to inscribe "Happy Birthday Adolph Hilter" on a birthday cake, was the statement in the article that the couple didn't consider themselves racists, they just don't believe in the mixing of races. Go figure.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:29pm.
Did anyone say anything about Wegmans? The best grocery store ever!
Very true. I try to visit one whenever I'm back in NY or PA. The funny thing is the odd combos of stuff you end up with, as impulse-buys cuz everything looks so good: like hummus, a brioche, and sashimi.
sadly, that poor kid will be surrounded by, and indotornated with hate. Imagine if you were that kid's teacher and had to deal with that fuckery on parent's night? Do these assholes end in swaztika cookies to the bake sale? I'm always amazed by the total ignorance of these fucktards. They shoudl be sent to help dig up some of the unmarked graves we still find in Poland every year.
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which one is the mommy? Looks like a pair of butch lezzies.
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Maybe he'll persecute his dumbfuck parents someday.
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I feel so bad for their children. These two are obviously the worst kind of white trash. Probably inbred, too.
This is why i call the stuff between Philly and Pittsburgh, Pennsyl-tucky. Aryan is kind of a pretty name though. Aryan the Little Mermaid a Walt Blitzkreig production
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Oh, I annoyed MK by sending him this THIS MORNING. I shoulda known you horz got there before me.
What kind of fucked up shit is naming your kids for Nazi party members? You might as well name them Satan and Beezlebub or just outright Asshole or Fucker. I absolutely support any store's right not to sell something personalized if they so choose.
These kids will be totally fucked up later on.
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Why am I not surprised these idiots know nothing about World War II history? There are many other names for famous Nazi women. I'm surprised the daughter is not named Eva (I guess that would have incestuous overtones), Herta Bothe, Irma Grese, Ilse Koch, or even, Leni Riefenstahl! I mean if you are going to be a hatemonger, at least be an educated one.
Ha! I hope so! If I was working at Shop-Rite and they put in an order for a cake like that to me, I would've grabbed whatever was handy and smash it in their faces! Being fired over that be so worth it!
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Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 12/17/2008 1:07pm:
Maybe the baker just handed the bitch a stencil and some spray cheese, and said they'd never know the difference.
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
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Move over "Pregnant Dude" - your 15 minutes of media whoring have been replaced by little Adolf and Aryan Nation.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:22pm.
Jeffro - don't you know a hor such as myself doensn't step foot in a church? That shit would come crumbling down!!!
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Amen, sista. Sunday mornings are for hangovers.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Little Adolf is a BOY, not a girl. The family has other kids. Two are girls.
The dad was on the radio with Alan Colmes.
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/warren-county/index.ssf/2008/12/man_who_...
Man who named child Adolf Hitler to talk with Alan Colmes on radio show
by Express-Times staff
Tuesday December 16, 2008, 9:27 PM
Heath Campbell, left, with his wife Deborah and son Adolf Hitler, 3.Heath Campbell, the Holland Township man who named his little boy Adolf Hitler, is scheduled to appear live on Alan Colmes' radio show tonight at 11 o'clock.
The show airs every weeknight from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. Listen to it live.
Campbell, who also has children named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie, is slated to explain why he doesn't understand the fuss over Adolf's name. The boy is 3 years old.
Proof that some people should never breed.
The funny thing I always think about white supremacists is, if there ever were to be an elite Aryan race, these particular individuals wouldn't be chosen for it anyway. They'd be the rejected/gassed ones for not being intelligent enough, blonde enough, beautiful enough etc. So I'm never quite sure how being a white supremacist really works in your favour if you're in fact white trash. Its like lobbying for you, all your friends and family to be wiped from the face of the earth. Peculiar! Do you think someone should point this out to them? No, me neither! In other news I went to Asda (British equivalent of Walmart) today to get cheap baubles. I haven't been there for a good 6 years, and, after spending 5 minutes in it, I can confidently say I won't be going back for another 6 at the very least.
Did anyone say anything about Wegmans? The best grocery store ever! Too bad they don't have it here where I moved to! =(
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
They think they're superior now, just wait til lil' Adolf grows up and changes his name to Myparentswerefuckingassholes Rainbow.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Adolf Hitler Campbell??? I hope he becomes a Jew for Jesus, just to spite his parents. :)
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I wonder what this people did when obama won. Oh lord the humanity!!! Arian Nation?!? Hitler?!
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Is the Mother the one on the right or the left?
Maybe 2 lesbians?
questions but no answers!!!
What is it with Walmart? As long as you pay, they'll give you anything. Can't believe I'm saying this but Shoprite is classy
Submitted by missy on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:10pm.
ARYAN NATION CAMPBELL??!?!?!?!!!???
what in the holy fucking hell????? why didnt they name the kid Niggers Should All Be Shot Campbell?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! OH MY FLICKING GLOOP! That's the first serious belly laugh I've had in a long time. Fuck me.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:21pm.
Hey snowy! To think that John Murtha said there were rednecks and racists in PA and got shit for it. It's fucking true!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Jeffro - don't you know a hor such as myself doensn't step foot in a church? That shit would come crumbling down!!!
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:14pm.
I'm from PA, and it's morons like these who prompted James Carville to say, "Pennsyvania is the state with Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west, and Alabama in the middle
ha ha Deb, I never heard that before but I like it!
Someone needs to tell these freaks Obama won the election.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:18pm.
I'm sorry, but reading that made me snort, laugh and fart at the same time.
BWAHAHAHAHHAA
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and you thought bringing your laptop to church was a good idea...
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I haven't shopped at a Wal-Mart since the Black Friday incident and shit like this isn't making me want to return any time soon.
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:10pm.
ARYAN NATION CAMPBELL??!?!?!?!!!???
what in the holy fucking hell????? why didnt they name the kid Niggers Should All Be Shot Campbell?
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm sorry, but reading that made me snort, laugh and fart at the same time.
BWAHAHAHAHHAA
this makes me so proud that i grew up in the lehigh valley. these people are such pieces of shit and should be treated terribly since they use their kids to advertise hate. they belong in walmart anyway.
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by Callan on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:52pm.
OMG Wegman's owns my soul! Love that place. I could seriously live there.
Last year, my sister took me to the Wegman's in Downingtown. I could live in that store!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by CanonballJenkins on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:14pm.
Awwww, the Nazi parents "invited different races" to lil' Adolf's b-day party. Awww, isn't that just PRECIOUS?
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Um..hello? Speaking as a person of "different races" I would have had to respectfully decline my daughter's invitation to that party at the VERY least. Not to mention go on about for fucking weeks and weeks afterwards! Yeesh!
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So I live in Lehigh Valley PA where these two twats are from-seems to me they are getting what they want-notoriety (sp?) because if all they their white supremicist asses wanted was a cake, they could've bought a tube of frosting and wrote the name on the cake themselves. But no-they had to cause a big stink about it-assholes. I feel like finding out where they live and -well, best not put in print
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:06pm.
ROTFLMAO @ angel's avie
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But I must admit that it was Tigerlilly's idea. I just got here last night and it was the first thing I saw. "Someone should cholarize the Queen" but TITS was a fraidy cat and she tried to kick me outta Canada. Bitch!
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I'm from PA, and it's morons like these who prompted James Carville to say, "Pennsyvania is the state with Philadelphia in the east, Pittsburgh in the west, and Alabama in the middle."
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Awwww, the Nazi parents "invited different races" to lil' Adolf's b-day party. Awww, isn't that just PRECIOUS?
Excuse me if I ask the obvious- why in the name of holy freedom of speech did they name him Adolf Hitler then?
Maybe I am not liberal enough to understand this fuckery... Maybe they are advance liberals and post-democratic whatever. Maybe this is what the future of tolerance looks like, and I am a prude for not getting it...
I wonder if they invited gay, Jew, communist, slavic, gypsy, sick, artist kids as well? What a jolly good time it would be!
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Aaaand here's the perfect gift for the little white supremacist boy
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Submitted by Callan on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:52pm.
OMG Wegman's owns my soul! Love that place. I could seriously live there.
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I wanna nog your egg.
You should be proud of your accomplisments, or the character you build, but not something over which you have no control.
You guys have to go to the news article at the link that Angry Mom posted.
There are pictures and comments all over the place.
Why are they living on government aid, but they still have plenty of cash to pop out a bunch of kids, get a ton of tattoos, and decorate their house and car with nazi crap?
IMO, if somebody is young and is receiving some kind of "disability" payment from the government, yet is healthy enough to have sex, make babies, and take care of a bunch of kids, then they're healthy enough to get their lazy ass out to work.
And what's the matter with that idiot that he keeps putting the reverse swastika on everything? It's on his tattoo and on a skull decoration in the house, but on the black flag and other purchased (not home made crap), the regular swastika is used.
These people have way too much time on their hands. They need to get a job. And I agree with some posters on the news site. They probably were hoping to win a lawsuit with the grocery store out of this and get some cash.
Destiny324, they named a GIRL Aoolph?! Somebody call CPS!
Submitted by princesszoey on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:08pm.
Wonder what color the cake is... hmmm
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blood red, Im guessing
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ARYAN NATION CAMPBELL??!?!?!?!!!???
what in the holy fucking hell????? why didnt they name the kid Niggers Should All Be Shot Campbell?
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone quick, go to Wallyworld and tell them to make a cake that says "suck it you fat racist bitch" and put it on her doorstep. Then light the house on fire. Quick! Someone!
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Not sure if anyone posted this, but what makes this story even worse is that it's actually a girl that was named that.
Wonder what color the cake is... hmmm
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Submitted by AmyWino on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:05pm.
"Young Adolf Hitler Campbell will be getting a cake from Wal-Mart this year." Quote from the article caption.
Does that mean that Wal-Mart created a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake?
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Maybe the baker just handed the bitch a stencil and some spray cheese, and said they'd never know the difference.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
ROTFLMAO @ angel's avie
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Well, that is just not very Christian of them. Asswipes.
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Submitted by angry mom on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:52pm.
;-) welcome dear! and don't be so angry...
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Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Check out the kid in the 2nd picture. He's got evil, demon spawn-looking eyes of Damien from The Omen!
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Submitted by Jolly Green Goddess on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:03pm.
Fucking idiots. Calling them idiots is an insult to idiots everywhere.
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As a real fucking idiot, I agree. It IS an insult.
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