Happy Belated Birthday, Little Adolf Hitler!
A few days ago, Dlisted reader Reanna sent me this shit, but I didn't do it because white supremacists give me the roids. But a ton of you whores sent me this messed up story, so here it is by popular demand for you to discuss. You can finally use all those Nazi puns you've been saving up!
Over in Easton, PA, a ShopRite has hurt the feelings of a couple of white supremacists. Heath and Deborah Campbell ordered a birthday cake for their 3-year-old son's party, but ShopRite refused to decorate the cake, because the little boy's name is Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Adolf isn't the only poor kid in the family with a fucked up name worthy of a visit from Child Protective Services. Adolf has a sister named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and another sibling who goes by Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.
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ShopRite said they would not inscribe a birthday greeting to Adolf Hitler. They agreed to make the cake for the family and let them write whatever they want themselves.
Mama Nazi told LeighValleyLive, "ShopRite can't even make a cake for a 3-year-old. That's sad."
This bitch has fish caca for brains. I guess that's what happens when you suck too much gas fumes out of random car tanks on a daily basis. She wouldn't get the point if it put on a stupid moustache and gave the Hitler salute. What's sad is what they named their kids!
Mama Nazi said she named him Adolf, because nobody in the world would ever have that name. I'm sure nobody in the world has "STUPID CUNT" on their birth certificate, but that isn't a reason to name your kid that. Actually, Stupid Cunt may be my birth name. I better check that shit.
The Campbells ended up getting Little Adolf's cake made at Walmart. Figures. They probably threw in some frosted swastika cookies too.
And somewhere in Los Angeles, Bronx Mowgli is secretly passing the torch over to Little Adolf Hitler for having the cruelest baby name in the world.
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What the hell kind of bullshit sense of entitlement is that? "ShopRite couldn't even make a cake for a three year old, that's pretty sad."
Um, no, what's pretty sad is that you think just because you have a three year old and a chip on your shoulder, that everyone should just fall in and look the other way. That cake wasn't for your three year old, it was for YOU so YOU could have YOUR way and feel all smarmy and superior about your white supremacist family. So fucking what if she's three? No one said that a three year old should get their way all the time...and its not even the kid's way, its the parents' way. Oh, but you have a three year old, I'm sorry, I'm supposed to cater to your every whim.
You want to have some bullshit beliefs, that's fine. But don't expect us all to accomodate you just because you're just like oh so daring to preemptively indoctrinate your kids with embarrassingly racist names.
Fucking idiots. Calling them idiots is an insult to idiots everywhere.
I remember the mom had also said that the birthday party was "mixed race", and how could she be all that bad, if she allowed those kids to the party? Um, its called being condescending, beyotch.
I guess this is what happens with American white supremicists have a child. You get all the American sense of entitlement, with an added dash of asshole.
Edit: looking at these two, I shouldn't be surprised that they're racist. Most people need a reason to feel better than everyone else. When you literally don't have a single thing in your life that makes you superior to others and you happen to be white...well, that's how the Aryan Nation is born. They have absolutely no reason to feel superior to anyone, so they have to invent one. These two are the reason why we have the phrase "White Trash".
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-"Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:39pm."
Really? that's what this moron said?. Then what's this all about? perhaps just attention? or he's making up excuses?. Pfft! I'm sure their kids will grow up and become ignorant white supremacists too. It would be somewhat of a miracle if their kids grow up to become educated and tolerant. Most likely, they will inherit their parent's dead brain cells and old trailer.
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It's true, isn't it?. The toothless hillbillies as you call them are the ones making such a fuzz about their white awesomeness with fucked up names, racist tattoos, nazi or confederate flags and shit like that but in the end, most of them are so far from being the perfect white human being they want to be it's ridiculous and sad.
These fucktards are a great example. You are right, I think it's because that's the only thing they have to somewhat, in their braindead beliefs, brag about. They are dumb, ugly, poor, uneducated and so forth... they just have NOTHING to feel good about. So what's the readily available "flag" these morons have to feel good about themselves? yup.. racism. It's free.
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I don't believe in forcing your beliefs on your kids. It's not as bad when you put a t-shirt on your child, but giving them a name they will be stuck with until they are old enough to legally change it is horrible. If my son doesn't want to wear a Bob Marley t-shirt, he can just say so. A name, however, is stuck with you.
Submitted by diggerdp on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:59pm.
They should probably be more concerned about visiting the dentist than a goddamn birthday cake
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"Young Adolf Hitler Campbell will be getting a cake from Wal-Mart this year." Quote from the article caption.
Does that mean that Wal-Mart created a "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" cake?
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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:52pm.
I mean seriously, folks. Does anyone know of any white supremicists that were successful? I think their whole outlook on life, etc makes sure that they stay in some sort of rut their whole lives. And then they probably blame the non-whites.
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Agreed. These dumb fucks want to blame the bleakness of their existence on other races instead of going to schools,getting better jobs and improving their overall quality of life.
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And there you go. I mean, look at them. Textbook Low Man on the Totem Pole syndrome.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:52pm.
I mean seriously, folks. Does anyone know of any white supremicists that were successful? I think their whole outlook on life, etc makes sure that they stay in some sort of rut their whole lives. And then they probably blame the non-whites.
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Agreed. These dumb fucks want to blame the bleakness of their existence on other races instead of going to schools,getting better jobs and improving their overall quality of life.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
They are aslo forcing the poor kid to wear a mullet.
This truly stuns me. And the parents truly believe they have done nothing wrong. Those poor kids. Why doesn't he avoid the rush and paint bullseyes on their foreheads right now?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:58pm.
Oh angel. That chola makeover is wonderfully sacrilicious.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:42pm.
...I also HATE it when people force their views on their children, whether it's their religion, politics, or dumbass beliefs about shit like this. Your kids aren't your property, and naming them things like Adolf Hitler is horrible disservice. (Well, it would be if the child wasn't going to inevitably grow up to be racist trash like its parents. Sigh.)
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No kidding. I agree with what Sheeps said about free speech and the subjectivity of deciding what *will* be considered ok and what won't be ok. The only way to diffuse hatred and take away its power is to stand up to it, not to try and stuff it under a rock. However, for the love of Pete, don't dump that stuff on your kid. Cripes, imagine the time of it he'll have in school?
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:41pm
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If they aren't racists, then they are doing a damn good job of appearing to be racists.
These poor, poor kids.
not that I´m condoning this in any way by thinking of alternatives, it´s just that if you have to be so seriously cruel AND stupid as these "folks", I´d think you´d try to mask it a little.
These people are so stupid they named their daughter Honszlynn "Hinler". It's "Himmler", ass-hats. Heinrich Himmler. If your going saddle your kid with the name of an infamous Nazi, get it right!
The first thing that comes to mind while looking at this picture is how unfortunate, retarded, ugly and inbred these poor fucks look.
The second thought comes as you read the article- wow, they're incredibly stupid, ignorant and just plain dumb also! What a combination! You almost understand them - pulling a desperate media stunt with their kid's b-day cake was the only way they could get their hands on some cash. Because they clearly are in no position to earn money using their brains.
And as for the whole white supremacy crap- I simply can not see how these *people* could think of themselves being supreme in anything. I will not discuss their appearance anymore (although some would say it speaks for itself), but their actions suggest that not only they are not "better" than other humans, they are hardly even human themselves.
I am disgusted by their mere existence and ashamed we are the same species.
PS. Like Mysmichelle said- they have brown eyes; I guess brown is the new blue in the Aryan world...
PS1. Oh Walmart, Walmart, Walmart...
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They should probably be more concerned about visiting the dentist than a goddamn birthday cake.
Oh angel. That chola makeover is wonderfully sacrilicious.
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Odds are they 'home school' the kid too.
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Why not something cute like "Heidi Heil" or "Adolfus Hiller"? the middle kid has an ok name, sort of...
Um, which is the woman, man? I feel for that kid; he doesn't have a chance in life with that as parents.
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Don't sterilize them. They haven't had lttle Jeffry Dahmer Campbell yet.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:50pm.
Yep, good luck with your future job hunting. Oh well, you can always make moonshine and meth in the backyard shed.
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Or work at the same Walmart where they got the cake.
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Oh, and PS, when I first looked at the pick I thought the post was gonna be about racist lesbian mothers. So, emmmm, yeah.
I bet their kids will grow up to be just as fucked up as the stupid parents.
Yet another reason why I take my business to Shop Rite. It may not be as classy as Wegman's, but it gets the job done.
Madam S.: Word. I was like who's the dad!? lol
princessZ-that was pretty fucking awesome :)
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I mean seriously, folks. Does anyone know of any white supremicists that were successful? I think their whole outlook on life, etc makes sure that they stay in some sort of rut their whole lives. And then they probably blame the non-whites.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:44pm.
Do you think anything will happen to them after this? I mean, do you think that anyone will take it upon themselves to punish these two?
The First Amendment lets us say or write stupid stuff, without fear of punishment. The best remedy is not censorship but more exercise of the right of free speech (or, my preferred remedy, ignoring anyone who says stupid stuff).
It's too early here, but I have a huge problem with the notion of "hate speech." It is of course hate-worthy, but who decides? Is there a list? What if speech I like ends up on the list some day?
Snowpiece: LMAO @ the 'can can sale' image
and Stan Hooper on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:46pm.
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You racist. LOL
Thank God I am not dominican, I'd be 'pissed' off
Figures Wal-Mart had no problem with it. Get that racist dollar, Wal-Mart! Someone's got to, right?
That white supremacist papa needs to stop taking estrogen pills.
You know what's great about rednecks?? They're too dumb to realize how bad they're fucking themselves over. Like this fam. Good luck out there in the multi-culti world, Adolph Hitler Campbell. Yep, good luck with your future job hunting. Oh well, you can always make moonshine and meth in the backyard shed.
On a serious note, people need to be careful what they name their kids. Spiritually speaking, it has an impact. I can't imagine the spiritual impact of naming your kid after Hitler. God is not pleased with this fuckery.
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EVERYTHING is wrong with this picture.
Both parents look like really ugly women. The one on the right looks like she's the kid's grandma instead of his mother.
And those kids names are child abuse. There's no way around it. CPS needs to check on this whole family.
The state can refuse to register a name as the legal birth name of a child. "Aryan Nation" and "Adolf Hitler" certainly qualify as 2 top names to be on the "banned" list.
If the parents want to call the kid little adolf hitler as a pet name, at least it wouldn't be his legal name all through school, until he was old enough to pay for a legal name change.
And these whores wanted to put his whole three names on his birthday cake as a public statement. They were hoping to get all this media attention.
Those parents are evil.
Rampant assaholism!
Douchebaggery supreme.
stupid fucking people. ROT!
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I wish that I was picking up a giant chocolate penis-shaped cake while these hillbillies were standing at the bakery counter arguing. I would then open up the box to admire it and say, "Damn, I love me some Shoprite chocolate penis cake!".
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you can have your RG and I will have my BB and that way we will never end up on Springer fighting over the same pretend BF.
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Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:47pm.
I'll volunteer to chair the Smackdown Committee. Yes, that's right, I'm volunteering one of my own good chairs to smack them down with.
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Deal! I hate violence but I would LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to clock them both in the head with a metal bat. Fucking assholes. There are no bad words bad enough for these two.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:44pm.
Do you think anything will happen to them after this? I mean, do you think that anyone will take it upon themselves to punish these two?
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There's nothing to punish them for; being a dumbass isn't against the law. I am in favor of a good ol' fashioned Amish shunning, though. But they probably only hang out with other white supremacists, so that probably wouldn't even be that effective.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:44pm.
K, serious question here.
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I love how they mentioned they had different races at their birthday party. Funny, from what I remember from the history of Hitler was he hated jews, gays and painters.... dimwits.
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Wow, 41 comments already and it was just posted?
Seriously though, white supremicists are a little messed up in the head. They are fed nothing but hate from infancy on. It's actually quite sad.
It's a good thing Shoprite didn't do the cake under my watch. I would have gotten one of my Jewish friends to pee on it. LOL
Seriously..don't fuck with Dominicans..we fuck with your food.
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yes kdraco, it makes me proud to be a ShopRite shopper.
It makes up for the Can Can sale.
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