Happy Belated Birthday, Little Adolf Hitler!
A few days ago, Dlisted reader Reanna sent me this shit, but I didn't do it because white supremacists give me the roids. But a ton of you whores sent me this messed up story, so here it is by popular demand for you to discuss. You can finally use all those Nazi puns you've been saving up!
Over in Easton, PA, a ShopRite has hurt the feelings of a couple of white supremacists. Heath and Deborah Campbell ordered a birthday cake for their 3-year-old son's party, but ShopRite refused to decorate the cake, because the little boy's name is Adolf Hitler Campbell.
Adolf isn't the only poor kid in the family with a fucked up name worthy of a visit from Child Protective Services. Adolf has a sister named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and another sibling who goes by Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.
OH HEIL NO! Nazi pun! Hooray!
ShopRite said they would not inscribe a birthday greeting to Adolf Hitler. They agreed to make the cake for the family and let them write whatever they want themselves.
Mama Nazi told LeighValleyLive, "ShopRite can't even make a cake for a 3-year-old. That's sad."
This bitch has fish caca for brains. I guess that's what happens when you suck too much gas fumes out of random car tanks on a daily basis. She wouldn't get the point if it put on a stupid moustache and gave the Hitler salute. What's sad is what they named their kids!
Mama Nazi said she named him Adolf, because nobody in the world would ever have that name. I'm sure nobody in the world has "STUPID CUNT" on their birth certificate, but that isn't a reason to name your kid that. Actually, Stupid Cunt may be my birth name. I better check that shit.
The Campbells ended up getting Little Adolf's cake made at Walmart. Figures. They probably threw in some frosted swastika cookies too.
And somewhere in Los Angeles, Bronx Mowgli is secretly passing the torch over to Little Adolf Hitler for having the cruelest baby name in the world.
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Submitted by butterhead killbuzz on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:41pm.
Nobody would have the name Adolf? WTF? I've actually known about 6 Adolfs in my lifetime. Well, actually, Adolfo but they go by Adolf.
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Adolf and Adolfo are not the same as Adolf Hitler Campbell.... Thats the childs name.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
OFF TOPIC:
I am watching the news, and WHY, oh WHY is Lo from The Hills on? WHY?
she is fucking ugly, and USELESS. I don;t need to see her- keep that shit on MTV!
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I've been thinkin bout you....
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
- Evelyn "Champagne" King
another case for why some people shouldn't breed and why walmart is evil...
and which one is the mother and which is the father? i just see two pieces of trash and kid who didn't ask for this...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
I pray that when these children turn 18 they will pull their head out of their parents asses and legally change their names!
Way to guarantee your kid never has any friends!!! Fucking asshats like this should not be allowed to breed. Poor little fucked up kid, he doesn't stand a chance.
"I got pills, they're multiplyin', and the booze left to pour, oh the powder you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'-electrifyin-electrifyin"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:44pm.
K, serious question here.
Do you think anything will happen to them after this? I mean, do you think that anyone will take it upon themselves to punish these two?
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Honestly? I see a reality t.v. show in their future.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
That is FUCKED UP!
Those people need to be steralized.
Gotta love Shop Rite.
My parents were into the "free love" movement in the 60's, thankfully my name is not Flower or Daffodil. I like horses, none of my children possess the name Belgian Warmblood or Hunter/Jumper. What the Hell do these douchebag "parents" think they're doing when they procreate? Accessorizing? Fuck...by a T-shirt if you want to make your lack of racial tolerance known.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Salem, Carvel ice cream cakes are the BEST!
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I've been thinkin bout you....
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
- Evelyn "Champagne" King
K, serious question here.
Do you think anything will happen to them after this? I mean, do you think that anyone will take it upon themselves to punish these two?
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Own it like a strap-on.
it's ok mrs g, he doesn't like chubby muffin top girls anyways hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha! ♥
you can have your RG and I will have my BB and that way we will never end up on Springer fighting over the same pretend BF.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Allright, that's some messed up shit.
Is the next snot nosed brat they spew out going to be named Judas?
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Hey who knows maybe the kids will grow up and pull a Menendez brothers.
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I wanna nog your egg.
those kids will either file for a name change the day they turn 18, murder their parents as they sleep, or turn out to be racist fuckwads also.... who wants to take bets on which outcome will happen?
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
THANK YOU, rotten_egg!!! It is always the toothless hillbillies with lazy eyes and think the HoJo is fine dining that think their race makes them so superior. I'm guessing it's because they have nothing else to cling to, which would be sad and pitiable if they didn't deal with it in about the sickest, most aggressive way possible.
I also HATE it when people force their views on their children, whether it's their religion, politics, or dumbass beliefs about shit like this. Your kids aren't your property, and naming them things like Adolf Hitler is horrible disservice. (Well, it would be if the child wasn't going to inevitably grow up to be racist trash like its parents. Sigh.)
It's not the Adolph people are upset about. {eyes rolling)
Nobody would have the name Adolf? WTF? I've actually known about 6 Adolfs in my lifetime. Well, actually, Adolfo but they go by Adolf.
I don't think they are racist, I think they are two stupid rednecks (yes, we have them in PA) with a single brain cell between them. This is their failed attempt to be clever.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:38pm.
No offense lol but your avie does NOTHING for me... he actually looks a little *whispers* Gay... please dont hate me!
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Happy Holidays
it's 2008, ya fuckin rednecks...hey can you even find Germany on a map? Didja hear we's a gonna have a COLORED fella be the President???
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
What a stellar future this child has in front of him. I'm sure his name will serve him well in the educational/professional world. Fucktard parents.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I'm usually against government involvement in anything, but I will make an exception for these two mouth-breathers. If you name your kid Adolph Hitler, DCFS should immediately take them away and forcefully sterilize you, because clearly you are too retarded to be allowed to breed.
These two look like they have children for the sole purpose of notifying the public that someone was willing to have sex with them on more then just a dare.
I like that MK has tagged this as "Dumbasses" and "Trash", because that is exactly what they are.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:37pm.
It's obviously stupid why someone whould feel superior based on skin colour alone, right?. But if that's the only reason why these white trash folks have to feel high and mighty, then it's not much. I mean, look at them!. Whoever looks at them will only think how fugly, poor and white trash they look.. not how mighty they look just for being white. But anyway, maybe that's the only thing that could elevate their self esteem. Poor folks, honestly.
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There was a part of his interview where he said he was raised 'not to associate with people of other races socially or romantically' but he wanted to raise his children differently.
Does this seem like he's trying to raise his children differently than that? Clearly no one gave him the 'you're not above anyone just because you're white' memo.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Poor kid. I see a lifetime of hate, ridicule and unemployment in the horizon.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Excuse me but I'm more offend they wanted a Shoprite cake. Those things are fuckin NASTY! We all know that a real cake carvel ice cream cake!
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I wanna nog your egg.
ladies and gentleman: Benjamin Bratt is not a piece of meat. He's a talented actor and a dedicated family man. That being said, you are now free to molest my avie! Have at it!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
The worst part is the couple denies being racist. What! Their daughter's middle name is Aryan Nation - who is that not offending (besides racist trashbags)?
Beyond that, it's just bad parenting. You know these kids are going to hate their parents once they are old enough to watch the History channel, or google their own names.
Sad.
This story makes my blood BOIL. These animals are using an innocent child to broadcast their twisted messages of hate. How low can you get?
In my opinion, this is psychological child abuse.
File this under "The worst thing for some kids are their parents".
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Bowie and Bing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGelQhYY85c
It's obviously stupid why someone whould feel superior based on skin colour alone, right?. But if that's the only reason why these white trash folks have to feel high and mighty, then it's not much. I mean, look at them!. Whoever looks at them will only think how fugly, poor and white trash they look.. not how mighty they look just for being white. But anyway, maybe that's the only thing that could elevate their self esteem. Poor folks, honestly.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
The mom is supposedly 25 (yeah fucking right)
and on disability.
Your tax dollars paid for their cake America!
fucking attention whores
they could have made the cake at home
who puts their WHOLE name on a cake anyway
this was deliberate-to get media
stupid fucks
their kids are ruined
http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12/holland_township...
snowpiece, once I'm done searching for a witch doctor in the jungle of the Amazon to curse these two fucking assholes for being the biggest wastes of skin alive, I'm going to make sweet love to your avie, mmk?
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Own it like a strap-on.
WTF is wrong with people? Stupid inbred white trash retards.
PS, no one is obligated to make a cake for you. Frost the damn name yourself if it's so important to you. "Boo hoo, we want to name our child something terrible that will obviously piss of a lot of people, but we don't want to deal with any consequences as a result!!!"
PS Neo-nazi's who care about children's birthday cakes are even lamer than normal neo-nazi's.
They have brown eyes........I love it when white supremisists have brown eyes.
What is wrong with people? Do parents not realize that their kids arent there for their entertainment? or to prove a point?
oh and whats so bad about wal-mart? I mean I am a target kind of person lol but I dunno whats with all the hate towards walmart..leaving the Nazi cake and the trampling of an employee aside....
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That kid looks like a blond Damien.
I don't even want to know about these people.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
ha ha Ricki Lake! JINX YOU OWE ME A COKE! ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
People disgust me. If you want to make an unpopular statement, fine. But don't force it upon your kids who are too young to know better.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I'm sorry? which one of those Nazis is the father? Does little Adolf have two Moms?****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I'm confused...is that a picture of his parents? Is one of them male???
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 12:32pm.
THIS is why trailer trash should not breed.
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Well said.
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Own it like a strap-on.
I wouldn't make a fucking cake for them either!
make your own cake, you fucking bastards.
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I've been thinkin bout you....
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
- Evelyn "Champagne" King
I read this shit this morning. First the dad claimed he named his son Adolf Hitler just because he liked the name, then he asked to have a swastika iced onto the birthday cake, then claimed he wasn't racist.
Eat old pork and die.
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Own it like a strap-on.
THIS is why trailer trash should not breed.
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I wanna nog your egg.
Walmart would do it. No surprise there.
Total scum, both walmart AND the story.
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