Kelly Kapowski Is Knocked Up
This is the hottest outfit I've seen all week. All of us need to start dressing like this again. You go first... My bandeau top is in the wash.
Kelly Kapowski is going to have a baaaaaaaaby! That's what Star Magazine claims anyway. 34-year-old Kelly (real name: Tiffani Thiessen) has been trying to get a fetus growing with her husband of 3 years and now it's happened.
Some source said, "She and her husband are over the moon at the thought of becoming parents. Tiffani wanted a baby so badly. She had been seen going to a fertility center for treatments in Los Angeles to help her conceive."
Where's Mr. Belding to give a congratulations toast to Kelly? Well, he's probably singing karaoke all horny-like with Brooke Hogan at Dimples. Yeah, this video has been making the rounds again, so here you go:
"Guess which childhood star who is currently pregnant needs to be a bit more careful about what she injests? During a recent premiere, sources claim the actress was "totally high on something" and looked like a "junky". It gets worse. An INO reader claims the actress "could hardly keep her eyes open" when greeting the crowd. How very sad indeed! (I'm Not Obsessed)"
Could it be????
Submitted by george33
Fuck off fucktard. Reported.
those times were as hot as hell.
www.realitybedroom.com
Submitted by Le_CUNT on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 8:45pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Did she write you back?
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:57pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LoooooooooooooooooooooooVE the avvie♥
Mister Belding just made me feel yucky inside.EW.
*hides privates*
Sad. that 3 people kareoke party is just sad. and that whole "special" effact makes it even worse. poor Mr.B
-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
Pull the asshole open. Step into their asshole. Close the door behind you. Take a spray paint can "Larry was here." Eat snickers, leave wrappers and garbage, fuck his whole asshole up. Open it up and step
Congrats!
***************************************************************************
Bye! Good
omg, this bitch was my idol. i even wrote her a fan letter back in 1994. she aged well too.
Submitted by jim on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:57pm.
I WOULD RATHER FUCK MR. BELDING'S DOUBLE CHIN
Werd on the street sez that double chin has skills.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Suri is already acting! The girl deserves a dozen Oscars for her riveting performance as the daughter of a crazy troll person with raccoon teeth. --MK
God she was so hot too, s o much hotter than a lot of these idiots nowadays like what, paris hilton?
I had 60 of those same belts. remember they used to come with the pants? it was hard to find pants that didnt come with hideous large belts back then.
Who ate Mr. Belding so they could use his voice box? he does have kind of a sexy voice. He totally seemed like the kind of principal that would sleep with seniors. only seniors tho.
__________________________________________
I dont think, I drink.
The phrase "over the moon" makes me homicidal. Flush that triteness already. It sounds so damn insincere. Or as MK has said, something a spoke-whore would say.
Pretty much hated her on Saved By The Bell. She was fuckin obnoxious. Actually the whole show was obnoxious. Even at the age of 9 or 10 I could recognize the shitty-est acting ever. My lil sisters used to watch and I would want to fuckin tear my ears off having to listen to it. Horrible show. And yet I liked Full House. lol geez.
--------------------------------------------------
Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
I remember when an outfit like that was hot as hell. LOL wtf..
--------------------------------------------------
Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:11pm.
Something seems to happen after most people have kids. They forget that talking about babies does not turn everyone into a blubbering mess of coddling.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Well, to SOME people it does! And to that I say SNAP!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't surround yourself with yourself; move on back to square.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:04pm.
You got something against baby goats?
-----------------------------------
No, just babies.
Something seems to happen after most people have kids. They forget that talking about babies does not turn everyone into a blubbering mess of coddling.
***********************************
Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:00pm.
heeheehee, skids...from poopy queefs!
Hi LCT....
---------------------------
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! POOPY QUEEFS! OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH! That's going to be my favourite forever.
Hi Sonalina!
***********************************
Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 3:51pm.
Please tell me there's no kid-talk in here. I can't take it anymore.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You got something against baby goats?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't surround yourself with yourself; move on back to square.
Man, I remember when she knocked out Tyson to get that belt...
Best thing for him, really.
His therapy was going no where...
heeheehee, skids...from poopy queefs!
Hi LCT....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 3:53pm.
It would be hoot and big fuck you to loon world if JLo's marriage is on the skids.
-------------------
*hee hee*
You said skids.
***********************************
Own it like a strap-on.
Happy for her.. or any whore who finally gets pregnant after standing on the waiting list ...
The best feeling EVA...
It would be hoot and big fuck you to loon world if JLo's marriage is on the skids.
Just shows NOT TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE OR HEAR OR READ OR MAKE UP IN A BUBBLE BATH WHILE LISTENING TO THE SOUND TRACK FOR "THE NOTEBOOK".
Yea, "The Notebook" skanks, I went there.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Please tell me there's no kid-talk in here. I can't take it anymore.
***********************************
Own it like a strap-on.
Way to wear your pants old-man-style to hide your gut!
I have no idea who this person is.
@jim - LOL!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't surround yourself with yourself; move on back to square.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 3:09pm.
Off T:
@ US weekly, they are reporting JLo's marriage is at a crisis point.....
___________________________
I don't believe it. they did, after all, just renew their vows a couple months ago. maybe they should do that again.
Congrats to her,nothing better than babies.I never liked those tops,they make boobs look flat.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Wow, that vid's worse than mine. But this. Brooke Hogan needs to take Jessica's place. I mean - she's a ho but I'd, actually, rather listen to her any day.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Public Service Announcement
The Puppy Cam Song
Off topic I thought this was interesting lol
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7784366.s...
____________________________________________
Happy Holidays
HA! She looks fun-nay!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Public Service Announcement
The Puppy Cam Song
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 3:09pm.
Off T:
@ US weekly, they are reporting JLo's marriage is at a crisis point.....
I blame Vadge.
----------------------------------
Yessssssssssssssss. I mean, poor little gremlin lawn troll oompa loompa babies.
***********************************
Own it like a strap-on.
That's pretty sad that her tits are(were) so small her headband can double as a bra.
(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)
2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I almost got a bandau top to wear under low cut tank tops. That way I won't be showing bra like wino. It's like an undershirt and a bra in one! Yippee! I'm just lazy that way.
Didn't she used to live with the talent-less Brian Austin Green back in the day? Thank goodness she didn't breed with thim.
ElisabethBerkleyStolemyShowgirlsgig Theissen
------------------------------------------------
A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Off T:
@ US weekly, they are reporting JLo's marriage is at a crisis point.....
I blame Vadge.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Geez, MK, why didn't you warn me about her yelling in that clip? now I have to go look for my eardrums. They heard that crap and jumped ship.
Kelly KaPOWski! Loves it! As well as the outfit, bandeu tops are back but I think people wear t-shirts under them. Looks kinda retarded but these are retarded times for fashion!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Stalin Pinochet American History X Hillary Clinton Theissen. Kids gonna be pissed when they have to write their name in script.
+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Man, she was smokin'
Hearing Mr. Belding say 'damn, girl' made my boobies cry. See? They're crying.
***********************************
Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 2:59pm.
Jeffro11 OMG it's Zack or Slater! get with the program! LOL
----------------
actually snowy, I think the father is JIM.
HE DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH.
------------------------------------------------
A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
I'm so sick of hearing "over the moon" when someone gets fucking knocked up.
that phrase is DONE!!!
***********************************
your band sounds like someone choking on guitar hero.
www.haighthearts.blogspot.com
I hope it's Brandon's. He has better hair than Zack.
***********************************
Own it like a strap-on.
Holy fuckin' 1990's Batman!
She's actually a pretty woman now, she's not a stick and fuck it, she's pretty.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Jeffro11 OMG it's Zack or Slater! get with the program! LOL
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
her husband looks cute
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0807501/
****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
more tips on staying relevant...have a kid and publicize every minute of the pregnancy.
Next we'll find that she's not sure if Dylan or Brandon is the father.
------------------------------------------------
A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.