Stephanie Tanner Needs Kimmy Gibbler's Help
Stephanie Tanner and her estranged husband of like 5-minutes, Cody Herpin, were in an Orange County, CA court room this morning for an emergency custody hearing. During the hearing, the judge ordered that Jodie Sweetin can't be with her 8-month-old daughter Zoie without one of her parents present. This is beyond "how rude!"
Herpes told the judge that his former meth head wife is a shitty mom who shouldn't be alone with their daughter. Herpes said Jodie once drove drunk with their baby in the car. Some doctor-type confirmed that Jodie was back on the booze for a quick minute, but said that she's been talking to her sponsor and going to AA meetings.
Herpes' lawyer told People that they know she's boozing, "but there's also concern regarding methamphetamines."
TMZ says that both Herpes and Sweetin have to get drug tested before the next hearing.
Uncle Jesse, come get this bitch and sort her out by playing your acoustic guitar and sharing your words of wisdom with her ! Better yet, Stephanie Tanner should move in with Kimmy Gibbler. They never liked each other's asses, but now is the time for them to bond. Kimmy can help this mess get off the meth and the booze! Kimmy can do anything. Kimmy should also open a halfway house for meth heads. Reality TV cameras have to be involved, of course. They can call it Full Halfway House!
"Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:37am.
That sweatshirt he's wearing has *douche* written all over it!"
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I logged on to write the exact same thing.
I have decided that every straight (and some gay) men wearing Ed Hardy or similar fall into that description.
DAMMIT I CAN ONLY HELP THOSE WHO WANT TO BE HELPED!!!
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That sweatshirt he's wearing has *douche* written all over it!
She's drinking again, with an 8 month old baby? Does this mean those luscious funbags are dispensing White Russians?
*listens for ESE's plane leaving*
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WTF? I'm sick of these asshats. Straigten the fuck up. You're not a quite kid anymore you're an adult and no one cares if you didn't have a childhood because you were on television grow up.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:09pm.
Trudat.
*puffs, passes to ESE*
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 10:05pm.
yeah, gotta say, i've always had the opinion(in my younger days, of course) i'll try just about anything once... if i like it, i'll "try" it again... but... GEEZUS! what i've seen with some people i've known using meth was enough to say... nope, not for me!
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However, Adolph Hitler Campbell's parents, they can ride the white rhino to hell.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:57pm.
*sniffing* *snorting*.. thankfully, i always have green food coloring on hand!
OT: seriously, meth is a bitch
===Oh Man, I've seen doco's on that meth shit. Bitches have GOT to say NAH to that first hit. Srsly. As bad as life can be...meth is worse.
On topic, who is this bloke and is he the only bloke that shops at DCMA. By shops I mean actually charges it to his VISA card.
Benji and Joel Madden loading the trunk every week because they dun run out of black jeans and t-shirts because they can't do laundry, does not count as $tock out the door.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 9:57pm.
*sniffing* *snorting*.. thankfully, i always have green food coloring on hand!
OT: seriously, meth is a bitch
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
When it comes to drugs: stick to this rule...it has always worked for moi.
*if it's not GREEN, it's not OK*
Other than that...
Huff...passes
this bitch is stupid
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Rosemary, I used to have drug problems too but I'm not using at all these days. I'm 31 and have sworn off almost everything. I'm sorry to hear you're in so much pain...! Take care of yourself! I probably won't have children anytime soon either!
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I hope that judge makes her change Zoy's name too. I hate that shit.
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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and her teeth are what people get veneers for! UGH
Wanna know how to tell if a guy youre dating is on meth......when you go to bed at night, and he starts jerking and spasiming in his sleep...that means he is or very recently used to use meth! Whenever that happens to me, I wake up the next day get on the drugs talk and it always emerges that he has been familiar with meth in the past...
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Today is a surface streets effing day in my city! The expressway is like a hockey rink!
sorry for the brit comment, but I think she's one of the prettiest in hollywood, Jodi that is.
OH she's much hotter than LC the reality whore! I've always loved her since stephanie and thought she was really pretty. She's not quite as hot as britney but close lol
Also I f i meet someone with kids he's going to be the main carer for them, I don't ha ve time for kids, just being honest, not time is not what I mean, not capable really, i don't feel good everyday, most days, i can't do it.
I don't really get why she isn't famous anymore she is much hotter than that Conrad chick and tons of the girls out there! Girl get on your acting path again she is not ugly and could make it work again!
I'm not having kids. I have drug problems and i'm sick physically and am on pain meds and my physical problems wont go away and neither will the pain pills. And also, I don't swear that falling off the wagon will never happen. I used to love coke and meth at one time.....i'm 29 now and haven't used either in a couple of years but still, never know. I won't ever have kids, I decided that quite awhile ago and if i possibly ever get married, I will tell the person ahead of time you be prepared not to ha ve kids or forget it.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:49pm.
My mother had 5 kids because "that's what women do". She didn't want or know how to be a mother.
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Aw - sad. My mom had me cuz she wanted to make a political statement. She din't want or know how to be a mother either:(
ONT: Someone needs to tell these hos that substance abuse is not a performance training technique.
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Ladies, my mother had me because every time she ran away from my abusive father, those motherfuckingpieceofshitgoodfornothing Mexican authorities would place HER in jail, because women were not suppose to leave their husbands back in the day, 1967, when I was created. Yeah, I am happy to be alive, but far from happy when i consider all the bullshit that women around the world still endure because they are women.
On topic - methheads are selfish bastards that have no bizneth bearing children. I live in Los Angeles and volunteer at the Fred Jordan mission downtown, and I see the misery the offspring of drug addicted parents live every fucking day. God, please please make a drug that if abused makes a woman barren. I'm a woman, but I am not afraid to state that some women do not deserve to be mothers. Not ever.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:49pm.
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My mom had me cuz Zoo Officials made her. Yeah, the zoo life isn't compatible with mother/cub bonding and we've lost touch over the years. I did run into my father a few years back, so I know this about her: she was a tiger in bed....*sound of crickets*...Aw, c'mon bitches a courtesy laugh would kill you whores????
Yeah, I knew I'd be a shitty mom, and whatever asshole I chose to sire my child would be a shitty dad, cuz that's how I roll, so guess what? I decided not to have kids...EVER! And when people ask "why don't you want kids?" I tell them the truth "cuz I'd be a shitty mom, and any kid deserves better than that..."
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La_Femme_Latina,
You want to see a stunning smile...check the chick that won Biggest Loser last night!!
Shut up you guys! I cannot quit hot trainer Bob!!
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
No way stephanie can still be a meth head. Her teeth are mezmerizing. I have never seen such perfection. They should put a protective order on those. If she gets caught with meth again, they should take her teeth and donate those babies to some poor child in asia.
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is that ed hardy they are wearing??
gross
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Submitted by suze on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:55pm.
How very fucking charming!
Another fucking couple of parents of the fucking year who can have babies, while I sit here as sterile and barren as one of Vadges mating rituals.
These two fucktards just made my mother fucking day!
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I hear ya Suze. My husband is barren. And it breaks my heart we cant have babies. Adoption is to expensive for us so far...and the shit they put u thru to adopt is so crazy. Unannounced visits, in depth medical history ans screening. Lots of limits and money and waiting. But then a couple of motherfuckers who dont want a baby or who dont care can just breed away. Sickening.
But, I have to say, I used to Love Stephanie Tanner for some reason, so this makes me really sad. I hope she can kick whatever habits she has and make good. I really do. She will always be the lil headband wearing middle child to me.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
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How very fucking charming!
Another fucking couple of parents of the fucking year who can have babies, while I sit here as sterile and barren as one of Vadges mating rituals.
These two fucktards just made my mother fucking day!
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:14pm.
I don't know if I'd trust him, based on that shitty jacket.
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Same. And that weird mole on his lip.
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I don't know if I'd trust him, based on that shitty jacket.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:02pm.
angel,
A political statement?? WTF?
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Yeap. I'm a brown baby born to a white lady in California in the *mumblemumble*s. It's practically all she ever talked about. It's given her many a bandwagon to jump on throughout the years...All throughout my life she has loved to wait for someone to say something racist at work or wherever and then whip out my picture. Once, after such a convo in a small office she worked in, she put up a full 2.5'x 1.5' portrait of me over her desk. She RECENTLY invited me to come do some work with her students for the same reason. Well, as recent as just before the last time I told her to step off, which was a little while ago now. I think our biggest problem is that she din't think all those people she got to raise me would make me so... ethnic.
But to be fair - my mom is crazy. *shrugs* So waddyawant?
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I blame them both. A recoverng Meth head getting knocked up. Who exactly was thinking when they were fucking without protection? Selfish fuckers the both of them.
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angel,
A political statement?? WTF?
Children are a gift. They are not toys…not statements…not accessories…not a trend…not obligations…
Salem,
LOL!! I am a 36 barren spinster Aniston loonie who put her career before children.
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I wouldn't call myself a band aid baby. More like a Tampon-in-a-sucking-chest-wound baby.
Too bad you can't put a DNR on some relationships.
Best thing for him, really.
His therapy was going no where...
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:49pm.
You're clearly a jellus Jennifer Maniston fan.
(That was sarcasm BTW)
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I wanna nog your egg.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:49pm.
My mother had 5 kids because "that's what women do". She didn't want or know how to be a mother.
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Aw - sad. My mom had me cuz she wanted to make a political statement. She din't want or know how to be a mother either:(
ONT: Someone needs to tell these hos that substance abuse is not a performance training technique.
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The Puppy Cam Song
My mother had 5 kids because "that's what women do". She didn't want or know how to be a mother.
These little fuckers in showbiz have kids to either inflate their egos, as Carrot stated, to 'band-aid' the relationship, as C word said, to get their names back in the headlines or as a 'you know, we haven't tried the baby thing yet! we should totally try that!'.
Stop breeding! Oh...ok...now rant is over.
*checks on mom issues. yep, still there*
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Damn... Bitch looks BEAT!
TITS... Love your avvie
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha. Oops, wrong sitcom.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:43pm.
The C word
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I know someone who did that too - last Xmas, she threatened to punch her husband in the mouth in front of their 2 year old (and the rest of the family).
Nice.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
If only this could be the Olsen Twats.............I mean twins. Same thing.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:39pm.
Either that, or "I thought you said you had a rubber?"
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LOL, you funny quadruped!
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losers
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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The C word
I know someone who got knocked up to trap her boyfriend. They had the child. A year later, he moved out and now they are broken up. She lives @ parent's home now with her kid who will never get to know what it's like to grow up with a father, cuz he's a manwhore...ugh. It never works
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
Submitted by mentirosos on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:38pm.
The Olson twins were THE RICHEST people in Hollywood at one point and this hoe cant even afford to keep her lights on????
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She's not an Olsen. They had an empire on top of Full House. Stephanie Tanner, as far as I know, only had Full House. They cashed in on that whole 'twins' shit.
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