Wednesday, December 17th 2008

Stephanie Tanner Needs Kimmy Gibbler's Help

Stephanie Tanner and her estranged husband of like 5-minutes, Cody Herpin, were in an Orange County, CA court room this morning for an emergency custody hearing. During the hearing, the judge ordered that Jodie Sweetin can't be with her 8-month-old daughter Zoie without one of her parents present. This is beyond "how rude!"

Herpes told the judge that his former meth head wife is a shitty mom who shouldn't be alone with their daughter. Herpes said Jodie once drove drunk with their baby in the car. Some doctor-type confirmed that Jodie was back on the booze for a quick minute, but said that she's been talking to her sponsor and going to AA meetings.

Herpes' lawyer told People that they know she's boozing, "but there's also concern regarding methamphetamines."

TMZ says that both Herpes and Sweetin have to get drug tested before the next hearing.

Uncle Jesse, come get this bitch and sort her out by playing your acoustic guitar and sharing your words of wisdom with her ! Better yet, Stephanie Tanner should move in with Kimmy Gibbler. They never liked each other's asses, but now is the time for them to bond. Kimmy can help this mess get off the meth and the booze! Kimmy can do anything. Kimmy should also open a halfway house for meth heads. Reality TV cameras have to be involved, of course. They can call it Full Halfway House!

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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:36pm.

Either that, or "I thought you said you had a rubber?"

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The Olson twins were THE RICHEST people in Hollywood at one point and this hoe cant even afford to keep her lights on???? Like seriously,I wonder why she didnt gain the same level of success as them??? Is it because shes, not as cute, not as talented...what?

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@Clarisse:

ITA. I suspect that they recognize they're too fcuked up to be a parent, but the "baby will fix me" logic tends to win out...along the lines of "baby will fix broken marriage".

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Clarisse, that is exactly why you are smarter than most of the donkeys in Hollywood.
They don't care if they'd be good parents or not, they just want to have kids so they have an excuse to stare at something that looks just like them.

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ah yes....more pieces of meth trash that shouldn't have spawned...
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:23pm

Exactly!
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What's up with that shirt? It looks like he has a bad case of the baby arms.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:23pm.

*Applause*

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Clarisse

I totally agree.
Some people think having kids is a must! Well, it's not! Make sure you can be a positive influence in your child's life. I don't have any kids either and I love kids, but I am terrified to be honest.
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Drink up! It's Xmas!

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He's wearing the Walmart version of Ed Hardy gear.

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Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:15pm.
Ugh TMZ is such fuckin trash. Harvey and all those waste of space that are on that show need to fuckin go away. And please don't breed.

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For real! Ugh I can't believe they have a TV show! Mind numbing bullshit garbage shit...just like 95% of what's on TV

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Drink up! It's Xmas!

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I feel like I grew up in a decadent time.

The house was always encased in a fog of cigarette smoke. As was the car.

Drinking and driving was common place.

Never wore a seat belt.

etc etc

Hell I even remember mixing drinks at parties as a child!!!

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This has become an epidemic!
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That guy looks like a douche.. and his hoodie is superfugtastic.. and NOT in a good way :(

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LOL whoops~I should learn to read the whole comment section before posting *doink!*

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I don't care what actors and musicians do to kill themselves/abuse themselves. They are all insane. It just pisses me off that they have to breed. Stop having kids. You are not gonna be a good parent. I did not know if I would be a good parent, so I did not have kids. I did not have a kid then think "fuck, this sucks" pass kid to someone else and go back to fucking around. Stop bringing children into your drug addled self-obsessed destructive toxic world!

Sorry. Rant over.

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iHeart - Bradi came up with that one!

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He's got baby hands coming out of his tits!

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:09pm.
If you cover up the bottom third of that photo, it looks like he has a big ol', dimply ass on his shirt!

lmao how did you even notice that?
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WTF are they wearing?! Looks like the anti-ghetto ghetto to me!

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Stephanie Tanner must be pissed!

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Ugh TMZ is such fuckin trash. Harvey and all those waste of space that are on that show need to fuckin go away. And please don't breed.

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They obviously hate each other and should never have gotten married or had a kid. So they say nasty stuff in court (even though it's partly true).

He wants child custody for the same reason K-Fed did: the child support. (He won't get much spousal support after a brief marriage during which she wasn't really working.)

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:06pm.
Also love how it has a name "You've been Shitney'd"
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 4:09pm.
If you cover up the bottom third of that photo, it looks like he has a big ol', dimply ass on his shirt!

lmao how did you even notice that?

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When is she going to sell her story to Lifetime? finally, a movie I would want to watch!

If only she'd hook up with a pap and drive all over LA... a girl can dream!

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If a marriage between two people with such awesome taste in fashion can't last, what hope is there for the rest of us?
O, death! Where is thy sting?

Best thing for him, really.
His therapy was going no where...

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Two druggies using their kid as a weapon...show us something new in the showbiz world MK.

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If you cover up the bottom third of that photo, it looks like he has a big ol', dimply ass on his shirt!

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@TT99:

"Full Halfway House" That is fucking hilarious!

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That is the first picture ever produced of that Herpes douche in which he isn't wearing his side-ways trucker hat, flashin the gangsta pout. Thank GAWD.

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Seems like the world is filled with people like this, no wonder the world is such a shitty place....

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M.E.'s picture

Not being able to be alone with your kid seems to be the new black.

Also love how it has a name "You've been Shitney'd"

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"Full Halfway House" is the only spinoff that could stomach. My people will call her people.
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They are gross

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AHAHAHA, She dun got Shitney'd!!!

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What a mess. I love it.

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OMG I thought those were his real hands on his sweatshirt! I need to get my eyes checked out again

PS that's one ugly sweatshirt
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He needs to be arrested for wearing that shirt.

You think the judge is rude, Michael K? Have you OD'd on animal crackers? Jodie sounds like a mess.

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Step away from the meth.....

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Did a blind crack-head dress these two?

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