Wednesday, December 17th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Even though his dick is covered in Vadge's snatch acid, I'd still hit it with a condom made by Hazmat. A-Rod is semi-hot when you don't look at his mug for too long. And I bet you those manchichis bounce a little when he's hitting it from the back. You have to make sure to bring a mirror with you, so you can be thoroughly entertained by his bouncing boobies.
Here's A-Rod doing stuff in Miami the other day. In the last thumbnail, it looks like he's getting ready to see Vadge by protecting his nutsack. Good fucking move.
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Would I hit it? Hell, I insist all my pool boys answer to "Rodrigo" in deference to this man.
I'd jump on that shit.
I'd like to thank Sandbitch for that dastardly imagery.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Submitted by catherinezyp123 on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 8:37pm
Really???
you know who would be super interested in that kind of shit??
JustJared loonies. You'd be a hit spamming on their site.
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Whaaa? Vadge doesn't make him wear one of those red Kablahblah strings?
Anyway, I wouldn't hit it, but thanks for asking.
catherine from sugarbabymeet.com is showing some pic love.......
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:06pm.
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Thanks, angel~
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NeNe~
I think A-Rod's finances have really taken a hit in the divorce. He's keeping his clothes in the trunk of his Caddy and changing in the dugout.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 7:55pm.
I'm just perpetually grossed out by not-naturally-hairless men who clearly wax. He looks bloaty, too, which adds to the intense ick factor, in my book. I mean, c'mon, it's clear he takes all his body hair off.
===Or in the words of my friend Suzy (who works in a waxing establishment) book him in for a "back, crack and sac".
Hell to the naw!!! I lived in Seattle when A-Roid played for the mariners and he's a manwhore. Also, I am sick of the hairless men trend. The metrosexual era must die! Nice moobies. Perky and firm.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 7:55pm.
I'm just perpetually grossed out by not-naturally-hairless men who clearly wax. He looks bloaty, too, which adds to the intense ick factor, in my book. I mean, c'mon, it's clear he takes all his body hair off. Ewwwwwwwwwwww to the ewwwww.
He looks like a sausage to me.
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A few years ago, yea. But now, no. He has aged really badly, cheats on his wife and all over is a major douche. ew.
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I'm just perpetually grossed out by not-naturally-hairless men who clearly wax. He looks bloaty, too, which adds to the intense ick factor, in my book. I mean, c'mon, it's clear he takes all his body hair off. Ewwwwwwwwwwww to the ewwwww.
He looks like a sausage to me.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Nice bod but I'm a face guy. I could never hit that.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 7:18pm.
You crack me up. It's nice to see you breaking out of your shell.
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Suri is already acting! The girl deserves a dozen Oscars for her riveting performance as the daughter of a crazy troll person with raccoon teeth. --MK
that last pic is weird of him. it looks like he has an ice pack on his package.
Don't care how hot a man is. If he's as dumb and douchey as this one, I'll pass.
I'd rather fuck MK. Okay, not really, but hot as A-Rod is, it would be easier to have a convo with my left nipple.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 7:08pm.
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The perpetrators, despite being hard-boiled criminals, got off with a slap on the wrist because the victim wasn't beaten or whipped, although his version of the events is somewhat scrambled.
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“One mind is a vice and holds fast; there’s a good memory. Another is a file and he is a disputant, a conversationalist. Another is a razor and he is sarcastical”
No, I would not hit it. He's got one fug mug, and his boobs are bigger than mine.
Nothing a large paper bag and a gag couldn't rectify.
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“One mind is a vice and holds fast; there’s a good memory. Another is a file and he is a disputant, a conversationalist. Another is a razor and he is sarcastical”
Someone has hit a few homeruns on his head with the ugly bat.
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O/T: CALLING ALL HO'S--What am I to make of the following information? Is this a kinky instrument
for some bizarre sex stuff?
Police: Armed burglars demand man's eggbeater
From Associated Press
December 16, 2008 3:23 PM EST
TAMPA, Fla. - It really must have been a special item. According to the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, two men entered a man's home early Sunday and demanded his eggbeater. One suspect was holding a pistol while the other brandished a knife to the resident's neck.
Police caught the men outside the home and they are being held in Orient Road Jail. One suspect also faces a charge of aggravated assault.
Police found the eggbeater in the man's left pocket.
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Information from: The Tampa Tribune, http://www.tampatrib.com
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Suri is already acting! The girl deserves a dozen Oscars for her riveting performance as the daughter of a crazy troll person with raccoon teeth. --MK
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:04pm.
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So in other words, a match made in heaven! And I'd go low and outside, only because he probably likes to bend over and reach. :)
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Ouuu! Ouu! That's baseball jargon isn't it??? *Wiki-ing baseball*
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“One mind is a vice and holds fast; there’s a good memory. Another is a file and he is a disputant, a conversationalist. Another is a razor and he is sarcastical”
madonna has the worst taste for jerkoff buddies...if i ever saw that mug down a dark alley i'd be screaming and looking for the cops...
I bet if Major League Baseball piss tested this dude once a week for a season, they would come up with some interesting results!! Lets see you have tested positive for steroids, cocaine and Vadge Acid, we will have to suspend you for a year!
Yeah, I'd hit it as long as he didn't try to talk to me. You know that dude is dumber than Brad Pitt stoned off his ass after a severe head injury...I'd have to ball gag him to make sure he didn't mutter some Neanderthal idiocy and spoil the mood....but yeah, with the ball gag, I'd hit it....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
His bank account is sexy, i'd let that hit me anywhere i'd like...I need to get the feds off my back stupid student loans *groans*
y tu mama tambien!
Ok people remember the question is Would you hit it?, not Would you have an intense philosophical conversation with A-Rod? Just sayin....
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
My no-no says no. There's something wrong with his head.
And don't believe he's as big as his codpiece: objects in jockstrap are smaller than they appear.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Hell 2 the Yes!
he makes me want to vomit
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There is nothing remotely attractive about this douche-bag, other than his bank account.
Gross! I hate his hair and hairline. He looks much older than his age.
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
Daddy Spears
Nope. He just looks assholish and puffy. Not my cup of tea at all.
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Bother me tomorrow, today I'll buy no sorrows, do do do, lookin' out my backdoor
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:06pm.
Where's LoLo?
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She got blockage issues...which, I believe, are made worse by her boss's unwillingness to help her fix them:)
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 6:04pm.
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So in other words, a match made in heaven! And I'd go low and outside, only because he probably likes to bend over and reach. :)
Submitted by dee-lite on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 5:58pm.
Nah, not even with Hazmat protection MK. And he's looking a lil soft in the middle for a professional athlete.
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Baseball players are faux-athletes;p
Everybody's such a perfectionist, wow! I don't think he looks that bad for a guy on the street...he just looks dull. I can't bring myself to fuck a dull guy. I have a vibrator for that.
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probably not, beign that he is dominican and i have a thing against Hispanic men (they cheat too much)and tend to be dumb and yes im Dominican and sorry im stereotyping my family : (
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Where's LoLo? Ive been awol all day, just wondering. Anyone know?
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
No. A body like that comes with BAGGAGE
And I'm from the generation that thinks real men have hair.
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I'm not a big fan of the guy but if you saw that bod in person, you'd have a hard time saying no.
I would hit him with some high and WAY inside gas.
ARod strikes me as a dumb as a rock, arrogant roided-out jock, who probably talks about nothing but himself.
Funny, 'cause when I think about it, I see Madonna as a dumb as a rock, arrogant roided out popstar, who talks about nothing but herself.
And he has a Frankensteinish head. It looks like the cranium of another guy down to the brow.
I just picture he and Madonna doing the old in-and-out while getting off on the images of themselves from surrounding mirrors.
Kinda grossed myself out there.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
He wouldn't be my first choice, but if I was needing it bad enough then he'd do.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
no, i wouldn't want to catch the stds Madge gave him. his arm is big, but it just looks mostly fatty.
Would you hit it on a train, would you hit it on a plane?
Fuck no, Sam.
Nah, not even with Hazmat protection MK. And he's looking a lil soft in the middle for a professional athlete. I'm sure Vadge will get him on a micro-vegan-kaballllallalah sanctioned diet that'll have him looking like her roided double in no time.
I most certainly will not! He may be hung and all but hes got the mug of a mongolid. No thanks!
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
OMG I must be horndog right now cuz I would hit it after 10 Blue Moons fer sure! But then I'd have to deal with issues such as why my 'gina can do bench presses and stuff like that. Serves me well
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Drink up! It's Xmas!
No, I wouldn't hit it. I'd douse it with lighter fluid, light a match, an prepare and alibi.
LMFAO MK you've made me laugh so much today. You're really on the ball! :D (oh god, bad phrase LOL!)
NO! I feel nothing tingly in my nether region when I look at him.