Now Is Your Chance To Own ScarJo's Snot Rag
ScarJo was on Jay Leno last night and complained about catching a cold from Samuel L. Jackson while promoting that The Spirit movie they did together. ScarJo, who obviously has an ego bigger than her massive chichis, thought her snot-covered tissue was worth something, so she agreed to auction it off on eBay. The money will be donated to ScarJo's charity of choice, USA Harvest.
The dumb bitch is on to something, because the auction is currently at $2,025 with 60 fucking bids! It ends on Monday.
It's not like her vagina or asshole blew into the tissue, her mocos-filled schnoz did. For that much money, there better be a hair in there or at least a chunky piece of nose jizz.
You know the dude who claims ScarJo is a clone is going to sell his mom's Precious Moments collection in order to buy this shit, so he can really make another ScarJo. Good going, ScarJo!
And Wino should also consider doing this shit. Imagine how much her cokey boogs are worth?! There's at least a hundred grams chilling out up in there.
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:32am.
Believe me if you can think of it there is someone with a fetish for it.I am sure some people are into snot.Gross though..way gross.
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I believe it!
I think I'm going to start selling fungally toenail clippings and diabetic skin lesions from the office on ebay.Maybe even Keith Richards might buy it to inhale?..who knew I could get rich offa dis chit?
I'm just afraid the guy with the winning bid is going to use the tissue for something else.
Not funny. Just SCUSTING.
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"You'd have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don't, they could go for your beef puss instead.", MK.
I like Scarjo, but she does have a massive ego...and now she'll have an even bigger one when her snot sells for 5K! Bitch!
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Ok No..
I guess to some people the economy is fine thank you. Idiots. That's just plain nasty.
And MK, whachugot against Prescious Moments?!
I have just one figurine...but they are just prescious!
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:36am.
What's next, Shitney's menstrual panties?
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Or maybe Tommy Girl's brown racing striped girly panties?
In all seriousness, snot is gross.
it's gone up $50 bucks and HA HA "free shipping" ****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
The only person whose used tissue I would ever bid on is Jakey's. I'd walk around with it stuffed between my chichis.
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 10:37am.
yay Mrs. K i thought you had disowned us!
I fogot about your unnatural love for the ScarHO! LOL ♥♥♥
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if loving Scarjo is wrong I don't wanna be right!
hee hee hee
love you all, miss you madly, will return as soon as I finish my stint in Promises Rehab Center for drama addiction and attention whoreism.
MISSY
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wet sloppy kisses and latkes for everyone, *especially* the sexy people
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
yay Mrs. K i thought you had disowned us!
I forgot about your unnatural love for the ScarHO! LOL ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Great, let's spread all sorts of germs around the world. Dumbass.
Mrs K!!! ♥♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
What's next, Shitney's menstrual panties?
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Now THAT is a tree!
Well at least when we see the next post saying "I think she's beautiful. Is she single? I just saw her on some °celebrity° °millionaire° °dot° °com° website", it'll be true.
LOOSERS!!!!
JELLIS H8TERS!!!
I just put in a bid of $4,000.00.
It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine.
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Believe me if you can think of it there is someone with a fetish for it.I am sure some people are into snot.Gross though..way gross.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
fucking egomaniac retard!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
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once me and my brother bidded on a penis cake mold and hair from the belly of a "lucky dog" thinking we werent gunna win ..and guess what? We fucking won the bid I was so beyond mad lol my mom was like whats with the funny shape of the pan... she never figured out what it was supposed to be lol
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Happy Holidays
This is beyond stupid. At least if she were auctioning off a dress or some accessory she used one of her movies, but a kleenex?
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
people are so pathetic I swear, gross and pathetic.
Some guy wants to jerk off and mix their boldily fluids, trust
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
That's disgusting and people are crazy.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight