Non-Scientologist Will Smith Gave A Lot Of Money To Scientology
Roger Friedman of Fox News wrote about Will Smith's charitable foundation "just-released" tax returns. You probably can't get a hold of a personal tax return, but if you should happen to come across mine, all those large purchases I wrote off from an establishment called The Pink PussyCat were for research, ok? RESEARCH! Ask my no-no, he's my witness.
So Will Smith has shouted through the streets that he is not a Scientologist. He's just letting one slurp on his chode every now and again. Even though Will claims he's not in bed with the alien crazies (you know what I mean), he donated around $122,000 to Scientology this year. Specifically, he gave up $67k to the New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Fund, $50k to Scientologoy's Celebrity Centre in Hollywood and another $5k to something called ABLE which is a Scientology offshoot.
I'm guessing that ABLE stands for Anal Bottoms Lacking Enemas. It's the charity closest to Tommy's heart...or his asshole in this case.
Last year, Will and his beard donated some cash to a private school that teaches some Scientology shit.
What does this all mean? Well, it means that Will is either a barley water drinking, couch jumping, Xenu obsessing Scientologist or........or nothing. He's totally in the Don't Be Glib Club.
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I thought "chode" meant "taint"? However, Urban Dictionary lists one possible definition: "a chode is a bunch of people that sit around and argue over the definition of the word chode."
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:51pm.
Yeah, except I said "occifer". In fact, sometimes I mix words up like that when I'm not drunk. Not kidding!
I read this somewhere last night.
I need 120K.
I seriously used to love Willy Smihie. If you're not a Scientololoon would you donate to the damn cult?
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Fuck that shit! Will wanted to give Tom a present that symbolized his love for the alien midget so he asked Tom what he wanted for this Christmas and Tom looked at him in the yes longingly and said "Oh baby, why don't you donate some money to the Whack- a-Tom fund?" It is totally a lover's gift. A rich lover's gift of course but a lover's gift nonetheless.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Mrs. G- You should look up Hohan on that site. It lists ALL her old Boyfriends and everything she was charged with, etc.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:45pm.
And, remember when you get pulled over, say
"what seems to be the officer, problem?"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I'm sooooooo disappointed in Willard. He went from regular, nice dude to alien loving, swinging, superfreak.
Damn you, Tommy Girl. DAMN YOU!!!!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:44pm.
Will is basically the black Tom Cruise. Same thing over and over again.
So true!
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:44pm.
Here is a link with a note about will's religion. I go to this site instead of imdb sometimes because they keep the facts in the open about sexual orientation, religion, risk factors, lists all past and current relationship, etc
where have I been? I didnt know he was previously married and had a kid!
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Happy Holidays
why does he throw away his cash like that? i just don't get it
Mrs. Gosling, IV - yeah, the ScarJo post is where I saw issues too.
Submitted by Ernestine on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:44pm.
*GASP!*
M.K., you used my FAVORITE WORD!!! You spelled it wrong, but I don't give a shit. CHOAD
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I think you might be mistaken my dear. Chode is short for Choda, which is the non-scientific word. Not Choada.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:43pm.
my phrase for today
I swear to drunk I'm not God.
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That is AWESOME! And I'm not one to use the word awesome for just anything.
*GASP!*
M.K., you used my FAVORITE WORD!!! You spelled it wrong, but I don't give a shit. CHOAD: a penis wider than it is long. Like a tuna can!
We're soul sisters. You just don't know it yet.
Here is a link with a note about will's religion. I go to this site instead of imdb sometimes because they keep the facts in the open about sexual orientation, religion, risk factors, lists all past and current relationship, etc:
http://www.nndb.com/people/940/000025865/
Will is basically the black Tom Cruise. Samething over and over again.
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I wanna nog your egg.
If you mean by the pic of Tommygirl then yes M.E., it's wonky as hell!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Smarmy.
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Well, WIll took one look at what happened to Tommy Girls career after admiting openly to being an alien crazy and decided to NOT openly affiliate himself with it.
my phrase for today
I swear to drunk I'm not God.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
$122K? That's not much considering what Smiff is worth, he probably spends at least that much on a one-night bender at Chippendale's.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
M.E.: Yes, it's doing that for me too. The ScarJo picture and headline are also missing.
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Now THAT is a tree!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 12:41pm.
Question - is the site wonky for anyone else? When you are on the home page all the side comments are at the bottom. Anyone else?
---Its doing that on my computer too...it was like that yesterday
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Happy Holidays
Negative, M.E.
Off topic.. if I eat one more piece of baking I'm going to puke.
Also, I saw a guy puke yesterday, and he sure made a production out of it.
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Question - is the site wonky for anyone else? When you are on the home page all the side comments are at the bottom. Anyone else?
Anal Bottom... what about the Anal Bottom Boys instead of Soggy Bottom Boys?
IIIIIII am a maaaaaan of constant no-no poking, I've seen butt bubbbbbbles all my day
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It means Willy is a weenie. A $cientologist weenie.
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Now THAT is a tree!
Clearly he realizes how uncool it is to be openly scientologist.
Deb, that and 'Ask my no-no'.
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"slurp on his chode"
OK, I'm calling this the phrase of the day! LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson