Thursday, December 18th 2008
Technical Difficulties: Watch This Pussy In A Box Video
There's some grossness going on with the site for IE users, so we're currently trying to fix that shit. And by "fix that shit" I mean having a noontime martini while staring at the screen and wondering why it's being like that. Probably needs a hug or hand job or both.
So while we're trying to get this mess together, watch this video of a pussy in a box. I guess he's kind of famous. He even has his own blog!
My favorite part is when the cat tries to slide at the end, but the box refuses to. The cat looks up at us, because he's wondering why the box is trying to kill his fun. Obviously, it doesn't want to have fun, because it's a DIET soda box. A regular soda box wants to party all the time.
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(Thanks Ben)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:36pm.
Jeffro,
Hmmmm, no. No Megan. I got you Monica Bellucci. Better looking, more talented and much sexier.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Shez myine!!!!! :(
Ok, gimme Shannyn Sossamon and we'll call it Squitz!
Jeffro,
Hmmmm, no. No Megan. I got you Monica Bellucci. Better looking, more talented and much sexier.
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
My boyfriend won't even let me visit dlisted from my laptop at home. He says it fucks the computer with viruses. He's installed all this fucking spybot and komodo shit to protect it, he runs it EVERYDAY, and he STILL freaks out if I visit anyt celebrity related sites. And it's MY LAPTOP. It is pretty slow from time to time, though, and we have high speed, so I don't know what the fuck the deal is. Probably facebook.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:29pm.
Spank-you very much
Hey Santa Clarisse,
Any chance you've got a Megan Fox in your bag of goodies?
Or at least a hwat piece in a hockey jersey and good box of wine? :-)
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Mentri, I'm using the desktop. I said that I *was* having trouble with the site today, but not anymore.
I think the laptop is fried though. I'm afraid to go tackle that mess.
Submitted by mentirosos on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:28pm.
Um, she said desktop.
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:26pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:22pm.
Snowy!
I am going to kidnap Bennie and get him to your for Christmas!!
M.E.,
You get Leto or Wentz.
Can I have Vin Diesel please?
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Mmmmmm....vin diesel....I might rent pitch black and Riddick and watch them back to back tonight while I have back to back orgasms just by watching his hot *sizzle* ass.....
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Today is a surface streets effing day in my city! The expressway is like a hockey rink!
M.E.
Good call!! Double the fun!! Both it is!
xxyxz,
Vin Deisel under glass for you!
Snowy,
Bah! I can take her!
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:25pm.
I was having trouble with the site today, using IE on my desktop.
I don't know what happened to my laptop, but when I got up this morning, the thing was too hot to touch and when I opened it up to get the thing running, it said that it couldn't even find the operating system.
I'm screwed.
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So....ummmm....how are you posting this right about now?
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Today is a surface streets effing day in my city! The expressway is like a hockey rink!
Damn, all my beeches be in da house!
can I sign up for Gerard Butler, before he sticks it in Paris?
that kitty is funny.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:22pm.
Snowy!
I am going to kidnap Bennie and get him to your for Christmas!!
M.E.,
You get Leto or Wentz.
Can I have Vin Diesel please?
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:22pm.
Snowy!
I am going to kidnap Bennie and get him to your for Christmas!!
M.E.,
You get Leto or Wentz.
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Can I get tag teamed by both?
I was having trouble with the site today, using IE on my desktop.
I don't know what happened to my laptop, but when I got up this morning, the thing was too hot to touch and when I opened it up to get the thing running, it said that it couldn't even find the operating system.
I'm screwed.
Clarisse: you are so sweet, ♥♥♥ be careful, his wife looks like she could cut a beeetch!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Paris herpes - I'm very close to you. Not LA. Dive south of SF for about an hour (about 74 miles).
Snowy!
I am going to kidnap Bennie and get him to your for Christmas!!
M.E.,
You get Leto or Wentz.
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
xxyxz - well, the moutains, where the snow is is about 45 minutes from me.
I'm so sick of it being cold!
M.E. are you in LA? I'm in SF and it's usually colder...but 26 in LA is nuts!?!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Box, paper/plastic bag, my cat is all over that shit.
He looks like a kitty on crack, his pupils get HUGE!!!!!!
Oh El Bastardo,
I bought you a pressie...com an unwrappppp ittttt....
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
M.E
I'm jelliz! I'm a few hours from the white stuff:( And Mr.xxyxz will be off starting tomrrow. He's gpong to be off till next year and he hates being at home. Maybe we'll go to Vegas for a few days
My cat has a box fetish. Fat ass cat will try to squeeze himself into any size box. When my husband bought a big screen TV he almost threw the cat out with the box.
I say we petition the Olympics to make box diving a new sport
think about ElB over there in the cold ass Kingdom naked with only a pair of ppink Uggs on to keep him warm....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by mentirosos on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:52pm.
IE has a GIANT security flaw that has been reported on a lotta lotta news outlets......to fix it you have to go to tools in your IE browser.....select windows update and then update your windows!!!
I just did what you said, got 342 Trojan Viruses and my laptop blew up! Thanks a bunch!
Now i'm using my i-phone. Why do i trust net people?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
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LOL
Here, ill send $50 in the mail and that way you can buy a new top of the line computer that they will be selling for %90 off come Christmas because of the craptastic economy we live in!!!
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Today is a surface streets effing day in my city! The expressway is like a hockey rink!
snowy (how apropo!) yeah its going to start tomorrow morning and go north to hit boston around noon. when I went out to get lunch today it was all anyone on the street was talking about ahahhaa, oh boston and its obsession with weather :)
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xxyxz - I'm looking out my office window to snow on the mountains!!!!
SHUT UP ABOUT THE COLD!!!! Think about the trailer folk! Shit, sorry, thats most of y'all! :o)
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:41pm.
LOL! That cat is funny!
It's been freezing ass cold here in CA so we bought a few boxes of wood to have a fire.
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OMFG! It is super cold here in California! And I'm south of you
Submitted by missy on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:05pm.
Jeffro, and its only the beginning baby! I work in the city, so I made plans to spend the night here tomorrow and I cant wait to be holed up in a bar watching the storm!
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It is kind of early for the big storms.
Unfortunately I live about 5 miles from work and drive a 4x4 truck, so no snow day for me. Shit.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Missy: WTF! when is it supposed to start snowing????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
It may be snowing in Las Vegas, but where I live will NEVER get fucking snow. We get ICE. And most of the time we don't even get that. Fuck you all!
Jeffro, and its only the beginning baby! I work in the city, so I made plans to spend the night here tomorrow and I cant wait to be holed up in a bar watching the storm!
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Submitted by Jenjifer on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:02pm.
but I am tard pusseh!
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Missy- Yep, another norfeaster coming thru...a lot of people still don't have power back from the storm on Wed!
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Quit being pussys and start using a different browser people! Just 'cause it comes loaded on your computer doesn't mean you have to use it!
thank you KD
ElB :-P *pffffffft!*
err derr?
;)
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It's 18 here and snow is coming tonight. We got enough snow on Monday ffs. I hate Illinois, I hate Christmas and I hate winter. GAAAHHHHUNYE*(YIRUWIRirjgk43j!!!!!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Missy - IE = Internet Explorer
Submitted by missy on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:58pm.
whats IE (says the technologically retarded)
TARD!!!!
Missy- IE= Internet Explorer!
It's 42 Degrees in my area of Calif. and will stay that way throughout the day! YES!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Missy - yes, it was that GD cold this morning. It's only 34 now.
I LIVE AT THE BEACH!!!!!!!!!! THIS ISN'T NORMAL!
IT'S FUCKING SNOWING IN LAS VEGAS! WTF?!?!?!??
LMAO ElB!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
The dog in snow video is a lot like my dads (former) weener dog used to do in any amount of snow. She would hate walking in it, so she'd just bounce everywhere!
We are supposed to get a foot of snow tonight. My dog is going to love it!
whats IE (says the technologically retarded)
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Submitted by mentirosos on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:52pm.
IE has a GIANT security flaw that has been reported on a lotta lotta news outlets......to fix it you have to go to tools in your IE browser.....select windows update and then update your windows!!!
I just did what you said, got 342 Trojan Viruses and my laptop blew up! Thanks a bunch!
Now i'm using my i-phone. Why do i trust net people?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:51pm.
it was THAT cold?? GD!!!! wth is right!! its 39 in Boston today.
big nor-easter coming tomorrow though :-/
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
IE has a GIANT security flaw that has been reported on a lotta lotta news outlets......to fix it you have to go to tools in your IE browser.....select windows update and then update your windows!!!
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Today is a surface streets effing day in my city! The expressway is like a hockey rink!
paris herpes - it was 26 this morning when I left for work.
TWENTY FUCKING SIX degrees.
WTF?