Thursday, December 18th 2008

Saggy Nuts Arrested!

Cisco Adler was arrested in Fargo, North Dakota early this morning after he beat down a bar employee after fighting with some other dude. Heck yah! You betcha! Getting arrested in Fargo must be awesome for the accents alone. I wish I had a Fargo accent.

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says that following his performance at The Hub, Cisco got into a fight with a dude and while he was being kicked out of the club by security, he punched one of the employees in the nose.

Before the police showed up and arrested him, the employee who got punched out performed a citizen's arrest on Cisco. CITIZEN'S ARREST! I love a good citizen's arrest. That shit is the best. Although, I would be afraid to get on Cisco's bad side, because he can slap the skin off your face with his saggy nuts. Shit he could double bitch slap you with those things.

Cisco was taken down to the county jail and booked for simple assault. He was released a little while later on $500 bail.

And if you've never seen Cisco's slinky dink nuts, (NSFW) click here and feast your eyes. He could fuck you from the back and tea bag your face at the same time!

(Thanks Jeannie)

Posted by: Michael K


angel_i's picture

You know, for once I din't click. I saw Cisco's balls once and the vision is imprinted on my eyelids now. It's horrifying. It's the stuff of nightmares. BLECH!

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"He could fuck you from the back and tea bag your face at the same time!"

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!

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I don't know which is more horrifying - his face or his balls?

He must play with those balls night and day. How else could they sag so low?!?

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are you quoting the andy griffith show with the citizen's arrest?

z-listed's picture

I can't think of anyone else on the planet who is as worthless as this piece of shit!

roxie's picture

Fargo, that's a good movie. Ya, I would say those are some low hangers he has.

plain_sliced's picture

man, he does have saggy nuts!

his nuts make it look like he has some weird misshapen penis with growths on it. wait, he slept with paris right?

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"He could fuck you from the back and tea bag your face at the same time!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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That's a pair of balls I would not suck

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

We just saw the photo and would like to meet Cisco for a further 'inspectia'!

sparkys nemesis's picture

Re:your last sentence, but what about his f-a-c-e?
Yuchhh.

chefcammi's picture

ugh.. MK! Seriuosly? That face!!!

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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:52pm.
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Weird how?

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:13pm.

We're really good, bunny. He's a doll and we're all in love.

I wish you could post a pic as your avvie:( I wouldn't do it though. Things have been odd around here lately

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Submitted by xxyxz on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:13pm.

We're really good, bunny. He's a doll and we're all in love.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:12pm.
OMG!!! How are you and baby??

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Dingle nuts, dingle nuts, dingle to the floor...

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Submitted by FireCat on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:05pm.
We'll chip in and get him one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JMN5PClFdQ
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BWAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAAA...!!!

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Margo's picture

There's always a bar fight in North Datoka. Are you sure it wasn't the Testicle Police trying to stop that felony?

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The Nut Bra AHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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We'll chip in and get him one of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JMN5PClFdQ

Best thing for him, really.
His therapy was going no where...

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snowy, only if I can pry Bocca out of your arms!

xxyz.......he never mentioned what "happened" to those baggies! lmao

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ugh...please don't revived this saggy nutted asshole's 15 minutes...
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xxyxz's picture

PSL

Ohhh. Okay! I'm glad it wasn't the creep that you knew.

Oh... And BTW they can send me the baggies

snowpiece's picture

PSL has the secret hots for the man from Bocca
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xxyz, yes, I am in love with Okie! heehee

I don;t know the broker creep, I know one of the guys who own the storage facility, and he is super cool and sweet. There were about 10 guys, and they each cleared a Million Bucks, so good for them!

Fuck Paris.

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Submitted by mentirosos on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:46pm.

yes, you and your sexy ass.

my siggies change with my mood, and I had the last one for three days.
exaggerator! lol

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Snowy- I've been using the suri-sour face lately because that has been my mood most of the time. :)

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LMFAO Jeffro & drama=))

PSL~you can bet whoever found those bags had one HELL of a partay with her storage goods!

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Submitted by mentirosos on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:43pm.

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Why does your siggies change every freakn second to a saying with something about love? You in lurve with one of these hos on the listed?

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Yes! she is in love with me thankyouverymuch

lol or Okie

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:43pm.
de cosmos, I am still pissed that there was never any backlash over her racist videos that were in that storage facility. I know one of the guys who owned the stuff- he said there were 3 QUART sized Ziploc bags of cocaine, and THIRTEEN Videos of her fucking guys and girls.

You know that creep? lol I don't know about the cocaine .... I think it would have been up her nose if it really WAS drugs

As for her racists videos...FUCK HER

She should have said she was sorry! I'm glad Nicole isn't that close to her anymore:)

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:43pm.

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Why does your siggies change every freakn second to a saying with something about love? You in lurve with one of these hos on the listed?

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KD's picture

Hmm, it's not very good to have this minimized when a coworkers walks into my officle. It still says "saggy nuts" along the bottom bar.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 12/18/2008 - It's Johnson's baby powder with corn starch for all the ball sweat he generates.
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that's the worst friggin christmas cookie recipie I've ever heard of! LOL

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de cosmos, I am still pissed that there was never any backlash over her racist videos that were in that storage facility. I know one of the guys who owned the stuff- he said there were 3 QUART sized Ziploc bags of cocaine, and THIRTEEN Videos of her fucking guys and girls.

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Submitted by de Cosmos on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:40pm.
The pic is also remarkable for the big pile of white powder on the table. Gosh, I wonder what that might be?
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It's Johnson's baby powder with corn starch for all the ball sweat he generates. Okay that was nast. Sorry~:(

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HaHa!! Poor Mischa Barton!

We have Paris Hilton to thank for the Cisco's Ballz photo because it was in with the stuff that got auctioned off from her storage facility.

The pic is also remarkable for the big pile of white powder on the table. Gosh, I wonder what that might be?

Hey, xxyxz! I JUST finished our January magazine, which was the last big thing I had to do before the holidays. As long as I get the proof back from the printers & approve it by Tues., I'll have 9 beautiful, stress-free (well except for Christmas stress) days!
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LMFAO drama=)) Gomer rulez!

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Hey Drama

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hahahahha Jeffro!

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Remember MB supposedly broke up with him because she was so embarrassed when the pics of his cohones showed up on the interwebs? hahahahahh the shame!
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Good afternoon, dlisters. Here's a little something that's kinda on topic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9efgLHgsBmM&feature=related
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:27pm.
snowy, I tried to suck his balls, but they wouldn't fit in my mouth.
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Nice, PSL...suicide by teabag. LOL

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how in the name of god does he get anyone to fuck him?
I'd go gay first.

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KD: LOL I imagined Suri saying that with that face!
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Provolone's picture

In the world of bar fighting if one gets 'punched out' then its pretty rare for that same person to perform a citizens arrest. Something don't smell right...perhaps his balls

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