Saggy Nuts Arrested!
Cisco Adler was arrested in Fargo, North Dakota early this morning after he beat down a bar employee after fighting with some other dude. Heck yah! You betcha! Getting arrested in Fargo must be awesome for the accents alone. I wish I had a Fargo accent.
InForum says that following his performance at The Hub, Cisco got into a fight with a dude and while he was being kicked out of the club by security, he punched one of the employees in the nose.
Before the police showed up and arrested him, the employee who got punched out performed a citizen's arrest on Cisco. CITIZEN'S ARREST! I love a good citizen's arrest. That shit is the best. Although, I would be afraid to get on Cisco's bad side, because he can slap the skin off your face with his saggy nuts. Shit he could double bitch slap you with those things.
Cisco was taken down to the county jail and booked for simple assault. He was released a little while later on $500 bail.
And if you've never seen Cisco's slinky dink nuts, (NSFW) click here and feast your eyes. He could fuck you from the back and tea bag your face at the same time!
(Thanks Jeannie)
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That is farkin nasty!!!!!!
snowy, I tried to suck his balls, but they wouldn't fit in my mouth.
EEEEUUUWWWWW. I just skeeved myself out.
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I've been thinkin bout you....
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
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Can't he pin them up or something? That looks dangerous.
Wouldn't a kick any where below his waist be a kick in the balls. He should be easy to take out.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
hahahhahaha.....he's such a douche. I have seen him in person, and he is just as ugly as he is in pictures.
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I've been thinkin bout you....
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
- Evelyn "Champagne" King
Mischa Barton used to get down on his saggy jumprope balls. Gross, imagine the sound of those things slapping against your ass...ugh! Anyway, this guy is one fugly MFer!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
I, As Cisco Adler's Official Advisor (In My Head) This fight was incited by bar patrons who purposely wanted to get him in jail to get a look at his balls. This is an outrage. I demand the $500 back. Wired directly to my Cayman Island account.
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"Coming from a compulsive liar, I find that a little hard to believe."
- Michael Scofield
I think he's more famous for his saggy nut sack that anything else he has done.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Michael K - I love you - you never fail to make me laugh.
On Topic: I have had the misfortune of seeing those saggy nuts and am still recouping from the sight. I don't get this guys appeal to those Hollywood hos. To me he's the love child of Weird Al and Tiny Tim.
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I looked this guy up on Wikipedia and I still have absolutely no idea who he is or why he is famous. That being said, OMG!! Some people should just NEVER be photographed naked.
Well.....on Seinfeld, they invented the mansseire, maybe they can invent a ballsseire?
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Oh my goodness! Those are atrociously groomed scrotal sacs for goodness sakes.
He could flour those with some KFC seas'nin's, fry um up in a pan and go to the testicle festival in Missoula Montana and sell um prolly.
Submitted by missy on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:06pm.
LOL! thats too many testes before noon.
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I know! The first set belong to Santa Claus! I'll never look at Santa's sack of goodies the same again.
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Haaahaa...assault with a deadly scrotum...haahaaa.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
So he beat up the one person that came to his show?
I'd love to squirrel on them nuts!
I only know of two Cisco's. One reminds me of thongs. The other of saggy nuts. *sigh*
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:07pm.
Are there nude photos of Cisco?
Discuss!
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Let's NOT.
Hang a couple old kiwi fruits in a pair of nylons, knock yourself out.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Are there nude photos of Cisco?
Discuss!
I liked that Coraona and Lime song until I realized that was him, and all I could think of was a corona with saggy nutz hanging out in the place of the lime.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:01pm.
This is the second pair of nuts I've seen today....and it's only noon.
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LOL! thats too many testes before noon.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:02pm.
Oh, dear God, I clicked on that link to my chagrin. *shudders* Can someone explain how that happened to his family jewels?
Two Words: Mischa Barton, LOL
What did she do, play tennis with them?
I'm convinced the only way he gets girls to fuck him is because he has good drugs and he's in a band.
LOL, that article about ND being corrupt lacked. We're still trying to figure out who these corrupt people are.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
He needs a bra for his balls.
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 1:59pm.
Good Lord WHY are his balls so saggy? Somebody should invent a bra for balls. Lifts AND separates!
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A word to the wise isn't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 2:02pm.
Oh, dear God, I clicked on that link to my chagrin. *shudders* Can someone explain how that happened to his family jewels?
Two Words: Mischa Barton, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Oh, dear God, I clicked on that link to my chagrin. *shudders* Can someone explain how that happened to his family jewels?
Anybody else reminded of the Fleetwood Mack Rumors album cover?
Best thing for him, really.
His therapy was going no where...
I heard in the news last week that North Dakota is the most corupt state in the union.
This is the second pair of nuts I've seen today....and it's only noon.
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hes bent to the left too. huh.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Good Lord WHY are his balls so saggy? Somebody should invent a bra for balls. Lifts AND separates!
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I wanna nog your egg.
If the cops did a skin frisk you have to know that he was the topic of conversation for some time afterwards. Mind you, if he was lucky the cold may have shrunk them.
TESTICLES!!!!!!
UGH! Those are some saggy fucking nuts!
Oh gosh and I was really missing his nutsack lately. :O
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
oh GOD, MK I was bored but not that bored....well, maybe I am....I just got out of therapy from the last time I saw this horrific tragedy
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i