Smell Yo Dick Gone Wrong
The next time you decide to smell yo man's dick, because you think he's fucking around on you, come prepared with a helmet on your head and a taser gun in your hand. Smelling yo man's dick could be dangerous.
A chick in Port St. Lucie, FL suspected her husband of getting it on with another lady, so naturally, she asked to smell his dick area for strange pussy juice odors. The 37-year-old woman followed her husband to the bathroom and told him to whip his dick out "so that she can smell it."
Her 25-year-old husband was not amused, because when she went down to get a whiff, he punched her in the mouth and kicked at her body. After the bastard beat at her, he left the house. Police are currently searching his ass.
Um. I haven't personally smelled this asshole's dick, but I can guarantee you that he's cheating on her! If you ask to smell dick and he fists you in the mouth, he's guilty and no further tests are required.
And if the police really want to find this dumb bitch, they should just send out a few trained sniffer dogs to search for dried up snatch jelly and crusty jizz.
P.S. - If you want a less dangerous way of finding out if your man is effing up on you, just smell his dirty panties when he's in the shower. If they smell like DIAL (the trusted soap of most mistresses) or random genital juices, then you know the truth!
Source: TCPalm
(Thanks Melissa)
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Submitted by mentirosos on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:45pm.
Ok, I not over this shit yet. Seriously. Lemme smell yo dick?!? What is this? National Geographic? "Here we see the giant bearded toad reject her partner after sniffing his nether regions and determining he had recently copulated with different giant bearded toad that same day."
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Please, educate us all on what the more civilized "non ghetto" race does when they thing their significant other is cheating? How does one handle such a situation with pride and dignity?
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Duh! you hit them in the head with a frying pan!
I see where you're going with this...Stoney isn't like that
Holy crap. That's the classiest music video evar.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:45pm.
Ok, I not over this shit yet. Seriously. Lemme smell yo dick?!? What is this? National Geographic? "Here we see the giant bearded toad reject her partner after sniffing his nether regions and determining he had recently copulated with different giant bearded toad that same day."
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Please, educate us all on what the more civilized "non ghetto" race does when they thing their significant other is cheating? How does one handle such a situation with pride and dignity?
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Today is a surface streets effing day in my city! The expressway is like a hockey rink!
Am I watching Maury????
Women just need to be smarter about it when they think something is going on....the minute he walks through the door...instead of being mad....act frenzied and sex crazed. Put the toungue ring in, get down on your knees and pretend like your getting ready to give him head....even if hes like "nah, not tonight" just continue to play with it and start spouting about your needs and how you need it RIGHT NOW! Then before he can resist...whip it out real quick, and run it by your nostrils...
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Today is a surface streets effing day in my city! The expressway is like a hockey rink!
Why not just offer him a BJ? Guys always fall for that--it's oral Kryptonite.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:34pm.
Note to Riskay: if you gotta lift the flap to smell his dick, he ain't worf it.
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LOLZ!! Yous making meh act a fool.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Ok, I not over this shit yet. Seriously. Lemme smell yo dick?!? What is this? National Geographic? "Here we see the giant bearded toad reject her partner after sniffing his nether regions and determining he had recently copulated with different giant bearded toad that same day."
stoney Im with you
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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So TRUE about the dial soap, always need to keep one or two around.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Lemme Whiff Yo Vajayjay
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Oh wow.. why did I click..why?
What if this were the other way around and the husband demanded his wife spread em so he could sniff her vagina to make sure she wasn't cheating? That's creeping up on rape territory right there. I don't care how fucking angry you are at your spouse or significant other, it's not ok for you to demand to smell their genitals, you fucking skank-ass psycho ghetto bitch ho!
not sure why everyone is hating on the smell yo dick tactic...yeah it's pretty rank but love makes people crazy.
honestly if you really think someone is cheating just spy on them and go through their phone calls and text messages. it's shitty but it usually works
Note to Riskay: if you gotta lift the flap to smell his dick, he ain't worf it.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
jimboooo! wut up man
yeah bs making the only white chick the whore
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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DNA testing of pant grunge. another option for the forensic saavy girl
(or i've been watching too much crime tv)
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This video was GHETTO and uncool. I LMAO @ this video. One of the singers has a tat on he neck. That's hoodrat. I wouldn't be rapping/singing on a video over some fat, sloppy fuck talking about let me smell yo dick.
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"I don't need to learn the abc's to music. I'm a singer". Kim Zolciak
This video is extremely amusing but i have to say that the smelling of the dick is fucking extreme. If you gotta smell a dick yo man is most likely creepin'.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
i...i have no words...sorry for the interruption...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
There's not an ipod on earth that's getting that song out of my head now. My coworkers are going to kill me. Lovely.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:14pm.
Um. If you have to smell your boys balls to "know if he's been cheating", he has.
ITA. i knew a girl who did in fact smell her husband's dick. they are now divorced and he's been married 2 other times. he can't stop cheating, it's in his blood.
Sniff Yo Peepee doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
dick smell or not, a face punch would be grounds enough to leave the bastud.
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*pfffffft*
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:08pm.
Ponkey Punch.
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heh heh heh. you just can't stop captioning things can you? LOL
I need help, hahahaha :o)
wouldnt be the first time somene did haha
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:21pm.
The C Word,
Yeh, you called that one.
"She became uncooperative when told a warrant would be filed for her husband's arrest."
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Hmph...always seems to happen, unfortunately. :(
Let's hope she wises up and gets the hell out.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
I would cheat on you too if you said things like "lemme smell yo dick!" Fucking uneducated ghetto ass non-English speaking potty-mouthed whores!
What with the video?. Not to be rude, but I hate ebonics talk. I can't understand a single word that woman is barking, ok except "ass".
Anyway I think there are other ways of telling if your partner is cheating on you, instead of sniffing at his groin like a dog.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
greenfinch- jim actually has a large following on here, so be careful what you say about him or someone might punch you in the crotch or something.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:08pm.
Ponkey Punch.
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heh heh heh. you just can't stop captioning things can you? LOL
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Submitted by jim on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:18pm.
apparenlty kanye has graced us with his presence and feels the need to come here and post all kinds of comments in caps..
mk should feel honored to have him here lol
The C Word,
Yeh, you called that one.
"She became uncooperative when told a warrant would be filed for her husband's arrest."
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
She shoulda skipped the whole sniffing part & just gave him a swift kick in the crotch.
LMAO@Jim...I am a huge fan!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Why is vulgar always so funny????
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 3:17pm.
Did she really have to smell his dick to realise that dude IS a dick? And couldn't she have just gone through his phone (internet) records? Or hire a private investigator?
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another less vomit inducing and soul killing method is to check deleted text messages. It can be done easily. heh heh heh.
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Ok, well. It even warns you in the song, doesn't it? Something about getting your eye swole[?] up? And that video just turned me into my father. "Is this what passes for music these days?!" Yeah, that's a great feeling.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
SOMEONE GAVE THESE SKANKS MONEY TO MAKE THIS FUCKING VIDEO?? AND OF COURSE THE ONLY WHITE CHICK IS THE 'HO' AND 'SLUT' DA BE CHEEEEEEEEEEETEN WIT....TRY THIS LADIES WASH YOUR PUSSY GOOD, THEN THEY CAN'T SMELL NOTHING "ON YOUR DICK".....SAD SHIT
"random genital juice" I'll have mine with ice, please.
Did she really have to smell his dick to realise that dude IS a dick? And couldn't she have just gone through his phone (internet) records? Or hire a private investigator?
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I wanna nog your egg.
Nothing screams "Guilty!" like a punch to the mouth.
Asshole.
Next time (cuz I strongly suspect she'll drop the charges), she should knock his ass unconscious first.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
If you feel like you MUST smell your man's dick... then pack it up sista - he's a cheatin....
Um. If you have to smell your boys balls to "know if he's been cheating", he has.
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I think god had 7 kids. Aesus, Besus, Cesus, Desus, Eesus, Fesus and Jesus.
Hahahahahaha! so this chick actually told the cops she was trying to smell her man's dick and then he punched her? lmao oh wow.... so anyone here ever have the need to smell yo man's dick?
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Well, what does she expect when she's 12 years older than him?
Oooh I get chills whenever I hear DEEEE JAAAYYY QUEST Stoopit!
Too bad the woman didn't bite his nuts & leave a tooth or two in 'em.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
OH SNAP!!
Maybe it's this guy!!
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/15/cisco_adler_bal...
Ponkey Punch.
OMFG!
i wish they find him and they cut off his dick