This Shit Looks Good

Guess I'm the only one that wants to at least give the movie a chance... but I agree that twits like Beyowulf are taking good roles from REAL ACTRESSES!

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Sit yo ass down!

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:39am.
Were all the Sundays in 2009 on Lifetime already booked out?!

LMAO!

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I do not want to listen to this slag act, talk or sing.

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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

When Beyonce acts crazy...she's not acting (she can't act anyway). Girl lost her damn mind when she married Joe-Z Camel.

Funny, I thought I was the only one who cringed at the sound of B's speaking voice. It's interesting how white she looks but she sounds Harlem ghetto in her pronunciation and grammar. I find it fascinating that she is so famous and so rich considering her debilitated speaking voice as well as her poor singing voice. The whole thing just shows that the more you are commercialized, the more money you make and the more famous you are. It's all about who is promoting you. She's got Jay-Z and Papa and Mama Knowles, and then there's Basement Baby, a lot of promoting going on. Maybe they can get her into some ESL and speech classes? Obviously with hit songs she doesn't need to bother with singing lessons.

"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."

The coming attraction alone shows Puta's lack of acting ability. Is this flick for real?

I feel like I saw the whole movie already.
What's the point of paying for this shit.

LOL

I paid a lot of money to get eaten out - Samantha Jones SATC Season 3

I hate Beyonce's speaking voice!!!!!.. It's horrible!! fuck singing lessons she needs speaking lessons because every time she's on screen and starts talking I cringe.. Oh the horror

Were all the Sundays in 2009 on Lifetime already booked out?!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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Submitted by Vintagevamp on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:20am.
This looks CRAPTASTIC! I may have to see it!

Ha ha! Craptastic, indeed!!! The only thing that would make this believable is if Basement Baby played the psycho.
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jesus christ, they need to stop giving away the entire story line in the trailers! 2 minutes of this trash and I feel like I've suffered through this movie already.

plot line:

1 - beyonce and cute husband are happy
2 - crazy white bitch temp seduced cute husband
3 - cute husband tells white bitch he was just drunk
4 - white bitch gets ever crazier, drugs C.H., drags his unconscious ass to his house and fakes a suicide attempt in his bed, calls police
5 - beyonce thinks hubby is seriously cheating on her with white bitch
6 - beyonce finally realizes that white bitch is to blame for all this fuckery
7 - W.B. comes to beyonce's house to kill her, beyonce bring her own crazy and the girls catfight
8 - W.B. almost plummets to her death but beyonce saves her at the last moment

done. duh. yawn.

Beyonce could have saved us all two hours of our precious lives by just saying Lemme smell yo' dick!!

"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi

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Instead of a black man white girl scenario they should of went with asian man and black girl one. If your gonna go ridiculous go all the way. Im thinking the chinamen from MadTV and Tyra banks. Have lucy liu play the wife so i could hear "razze i'll ro you razz" ding dada ding dada ding ding ding

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

I was on the fence on this one 'til Beowulf shouted "I'll sho' you CRAZY!" awwwwright!!

True enough, this story shows the world has gone INSANE. A 31-year old rapes a 13-year old and PLANNED PARENTHOOD COVERS IT UP!?! omg!! this is filthy, and entirely true.. ***.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EinILQ4hDP0 ***

I will see this,Fatal Attraction is one of my fav movies and Ali and Beyonce are hot.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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beyonce looks and sounds like a ghetto girl in a nice dress. my god she tries too hard.

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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.

Simon Cowell on beyonce.

oh beyonce! now am excited:)

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WOW. This could be the Beyonce movie I actually watch all the way through!

This looks CRAPTASTIC! I may have to see it!

"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West

I love Ali and Idris, even Jerry, but I draw the line with Beyonce movie. I mean this is bottom of the barrel stuff. She is the P.Diddy of acting. Sorry, I'll pass. I'd rather drink bleach.

Please believe it when I say you will NEVER see Dunce's real hair. She is wearing a "natural weave".
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"I don't need to learn the abc's to music. I'm a singer". Kim Zolciak

Submitted by Datura on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 11:32pm.

i have a special place in my heart for crazy women in movies too..."he loves me, he loves me not" is one of my all time faves...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related

I love movies about bat-shit crazy women. I was just watching one earlier today, strangely enough (He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not with Audrey Tautou. Wonderful trash.) I guess I feel a kinship with them...

Beyonce looks like she can't act worth a damn in that trailer, but her flickering eyebrow showed a lot of promise.

“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”

>When was the last time a minority actor won an Oscar?<

Halle Barry, Denzel Washington, Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Hudson...

It's not that minority actors don't win, but that they're given 9824823742387 shit scripts for every decent one. And it's because of played, soul-sucking hobags like Beyonce who gobble up movie parts like tic-tacs.

TONS of minority actresses would do better in this role. Shit, even Kelly Rowland would've rocked this hot mess. Bitch called Freddy Krueger a faggot; she could handle business with some lame stalker (though Ali Larter is the fuckin' hotness).

Hate the player, not the game.

And now I'm out of cliches.

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase

Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 7:07pm.
CAN SOME FUCKING IDIOT GIVE ME AN HONEST EXPLANATION FOR WHY FUCKING BLACK FEMALES FEEL THE NEED TO LOOK WHITE. THE FUCKING SKIN BLEACHING, THE HAIR COLORING, THE FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING AWFUL HAIR STRAIGHTENING. FUCK. LOOKS AWFUL. FUCK GODDAMN. IF I WERE OF AFRICAN HERITAGE I WOULD WEAR THE GODDAMN FUCKING HAIR FUCKING PROUDLY.

not that i need your permission, but my hair is natural and kinky...no shame here...and i don't fall for that good hair/bad hair nonsense... as long as it's clean, combed and brushed or neatly groomed, it's good hair...thankfully we have options so wear your hair however you want and be happy...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related

Submitted by KelleyB. on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 9:44pm

POINT WELL FUCKING TAKEN. DID NOT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU.

Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r. c o m****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Submitted by KelleyB. on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 9:58pm.

I think natural hair is beautiful. I love my hard to manage kinky hair too. I think Beyonce has beautiful natural hair.
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I have NEVER seen her natural hair! What colour is it?

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The Puppy Cam Song

Hopefully it will be a puppy. A Shiba Inu of course.

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Let me dirty up your mind.

*rolling eyes* Fuck. If they boil a bunny..I'm gonna be pissed!

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I think natural hair is beautiful. I love my hard to manage kinky hair too. I think Beyonce has beautiful natural hair. She just styles it for events or wear wigs in movies like everyone else (of all "races"). Okay, I'm done.

And that shit does look good!

I LOVE MY HARD TO MANAGE KINKY CURLY HAIR!

That is all.

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The Puppy Cam Song

Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 7:07pm.
CAN SOME FUCKING IDIOT GIVE ME AN HONEST EXPLANATION FOR WHY FUCKING BLACK FEMALES FEEL THE NEED TO LOOK WHITE. THE FUCKING SKIN BLEACHING, THE HAIR COLORING, THE FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING AWFUL HAIR STRAIGHTENING. FUCK. LOOKS AWFUL. FUCK GODDAMN. IF I WERE OF AFRICAN HERITAGE I WOULD WEAR THE GODDAMN FUCKING HAIR FUCKING PROUDLY.
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Beyonce is clearly a mixture of races. I am sure she does not bleach her skin. She is very grounded in the black community. She is a proud diva. Besides, white celebrities wear fake hair, get fake orange tans and don't eat. What's the difference? Why do black women, especially lighter skin women, have to wear their hair natural when no one else does?? Kinky curly hair is hard to manage. Give us a break!

Submitted by Charles Manson on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 7:07pm.
CAN SOME FUCKING IDIOT GIVE ME AN HONEST EXPLANATION FOR WHY FUCKING BLACK FEMALES FEEL THE NEED TO LOOK WHITE. THE FUCKING SKIN BLEACHING, THE HAIR COLORING, THE FUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING AWFUL HAIR STRAIGHTENING. FUCK. LOOKS AWFUL. FUCK GODDAMN. IF I WERE OF AFRICAN HERITAGE I WOULD WEAR THE GODDAMN FUCKING HAIR FUCKING PROUDLY.

...well I love my skin, no bleach, no weave, my hair is naturally red courtesy of great grand Massa whoever...but I have to straighten it or else it mats. I can't be proud of matted hair. For some of us white and Black didn't give us good hair at all (well, good for chemicals, is all)

and when you live in a society that hates you then what can you do?

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THROW THE SHOE AT THE BUSH!!

I know Beyonce sucks as an actress, but I'm with MK on this one - I've got to see this cheesy shit!
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Please stop giving Beyonce roles that can go to real actresses. She sucks as an actress. I love Idris Elba, but I'll be skipping this, even with the extremely original concept.

WHY is she such a bad actress?! Her acting is so fucking stale!!!!

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I hope they show it in widescreen, panoramic so they will be able to fit her thighs in....

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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...

B is so crazy in love and she's going to show that girl that all of her stuff is to left all of the stuff she own is to left. Cause Ali Larter can't handle B's jelly so she's going to ring the alarm on her non survivor ass.

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Hell yeah I'm in the theaters April 14th LMAO
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Was that Jerry O'Connell saying "She's got you in the crosshairs?" How lame.

I know Glenn "Hide Your Bunnies" Close. You, Ali Larter, are no Glenn Close.

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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"

angel ~ you cholarized the Queen Mother!!!

high 5

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 7:26pm.

i was just thinking the EXACT same thing and then i scrolled down and saw your post.

GMTA ~

gawd i HATE beyonce!!!

will that dam fool JayZ stop buyin this bitch into movies and shit?

UGH ...

Dude, does Choco Bear lovin' really make white women go this crazy? I may have to avoid.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).

Last night I was watching the telly whilst laying on the couch. I must have dozed off because I saw this shit and thought I was having a nightmare. For real!!! I thought it was Bee's voice but I didn't know for sure. Just thought I had a nightmare and couldn't understand why Beyonce Knowles was in my dreams. So now I know this shit is REAL and it scares me even more.

It's bad enough that Bee is messing up the great Etta James but now she's messing with really good scary movies. Somebody stop that woman, PLEASE!!!

BEYONCE PLEASE GIVE UP ALREADY!!!!!aaargh!!!!!
*about to have a hulk moment*

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UGH! If it was anyone else playing the wife, I MIGHT see it.

Def. won't now. I HATE BeYAWNce.

this looks delicious.

jim, ease up on the gd caps lock. thanks.
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