Friday, December 19th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Cheetah Lady! - This shit really needs no explanation or commentary, but I will say that my favorite part of this video is when she has to look behind her to make sure she doesn't fall on her ass when backing up. Real Cheetahs don't do that!
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She feels safer in Chicago? WTF? I noticed she dumped over the leafy plant on her right and then put it upright again. I wish my cats could do that.
Snideychick sez:
Obviously NOT a cheetah. No "tear" line markings from the inside corner of her eyes to mouth. And cheetahs live in the Masai Mara of Kenya. She says she tired of the jungle.
Not a leopard. Leopards live (primarily) in dry desert regions tho' they range from Africa to SE Asia.
She is a jaguar. To quote my 9th edition of Webster's: Jaguar; a large cat of tropical America that is larger and stockier than a leopard and is brownish yellow or buff colored with black spots.
For extra credit watch "Big Cat Diary" on Animal Planet. Class dismissed.
thanks a lot mk, i blame my nightmares tonight on you. ugh- so creepy!
I want a phone...
This cracked me up...
You know she is like a 2nd grade teacher, who makes her kids to finger paint of wild animals...
She is a grade A Furry
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 7:32pm.
Where do these freaks come from?!?!?!?
You'll see these same people when the new American Idol starts in January.
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Last night I watched that John Waters movie with Tracy Ullman as a sex maniac. This whack job reminds me of Johnny Knoxville's apostles. She's into some kinky shit, you betcha.
My FAVORITE part is when her hot pink panties show through the hole in her costume. At least, I HOPE that's her panties...
That is all.
Holy shit. That was just bizarre. I loved that she's wearing eyeglasses. LOL
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Where do these freaks come from?!?!?!? Somebody save that poor kitty.
I am so scared!
I am so scared!
I am so scarred!
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Exercising pointless futility.
I mean, why is she doing this to us? I don't understand...
Oh my god. I'm so frightened.
Oh, you be telling lies cat lady.You enjoy more than just 'a little' wine.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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What's wrong with this woman?
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Okay Cat Lady. Put the fecking wine glass down. You've had too much.
Did you see where she almost fecked it all up with the "i mean i do want a phone" comment.
LMMFAO.....the crazies are out there alright.
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That is not a Hot Slut. That is alarming.
Oh HELL no.
I didn't get passed 'this is my baby Freida'.
I am so so scared now.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:44pm.
I once knew a psychiatrist who had a patient who thought he was an orange. The psychiatrist asked him several questions that he refused to answer, then he said, "You're only talking to me because you want some juice."
HAHAHAHAHAHA. I KNEW shrinks always talked about their nutty patients.
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I don't get it. What was the pointe of this? Is she trying to say the cheetahs should be left alone or what?
See kids this is why long term use of drugs is a bad idea...
That bitch crazy!
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I'm with anonyb in saying "...so why does she sound like Stevie from Malcom in the Middle again?"
Why is she doing that? That seriously was the part I found most disturbing, her weird delivery.
Just creepy.
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I stopped at "Bloody carcassas" wtf is this crap?
She shouldn't be allowed to have pets, but otherwise she's no worse off than this guy
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I've always thought that cheetahs live on the African plains, not in jungles infested with poisonous snakes. Also, did anyone else notice a flash of red panties, or am I just imagining things?
I once knew a psychiatrist who had a patient who thought he was an orange. The psychiatrist asked him several questions that he refused to answer, then he said, "You're only talking to me because you want some juice."
What Cheeta woman didn't show us was the 299 other cats she has in her apartment. Why do I think this mental case smells like cat piss? As my saintly mom used to say, "you just never know what people are doing inside their houses". True dat.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
This wide animal wears giant glasses. This wide animal wears a toddler's halloween hat. This wide animal sits in a cane rocking chair. This wide animal loveses the wine! This wide animal wants to find a phone. What am I?
ummm ... teh FUCK?
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but, then again, what do i know?
O_o
It's just *painful* watching people like this put so much effort into trying to be funny and witty and clever when they are so, so not.
A couple of years ago while browsing YouTube I found this crazy guy who had dozens of videos he'd done, starring himself as all these odd characters. One was a head in a box, one was a woman, one was himself (I'm guessing). They'd all scream nonsense at each other and the clip would end abruptly. He'd filmed them all in his crappy little apartment and all I can say is...he was either ON a lot of meds or he NEEDS to take a lot of meds because it made no sense whatsoever.
Then he left himself dozens of comments, ranting and raving about how great he was. Apparently he didn't realize his name was attached to all his "rave reviews" of himself.
It was all so weird, I got a chill up my back. Like...serial killer creepy, like, "how fast can I click away from this site" type of chill. This guy was...brrrrr...you don't want to think he might be living in your neighborhood.
Anyway. Yeah. YouTube. Window into your soul.
But hey, not everybody wants to look in, yanno?
Like this woman. Jebus Christ, lady, close your window already.
Reason #28 never to move to Chicago - you can avoid running into this shit on the street or on public transportation!
Edith Prickley?
http://rootsharmonica.com/edith_prickley_with_harp_1.bmp
I love how she watched herself on her monitor.
Ijust ruined a perfectly well applied coat of Chanel mascara watching that.
What the FUCK???????????????????????
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"You'd have to really enunciate when asking a bitch to get your beef purse, because if you don't, they could go for your beef puss instead.", MK.
LMAO....Let me call a furrier (sp?) first...I'll give you a home hanging in my closet BIYATCH!!!
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Wait. North side of Chicago? She could move into the Lincoln Park Zoo.
What the fucky fuck did I just watch?
"I wanna be a domestic animal--that's why I came here to the North Side of Chicago." Tranquilize and trap her!
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Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.
What the fuck did I just see right there?!
"he better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her"
This must be her video dating tape for E-harmony, she will get six months free if she does find her purrfect match with six months... GAG
Merry Chrismashansikwanaka, ya'll
Oh please!
MK,
There is NOTHING hot about this bitch.
This is right up there with Sean Young wanting to be Catwoman.
You need to have some V8 and go back to bed until your hangover improves.
What The Fuck!
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this is making me go fetal. i don't think i can work today.
What a freak!
People like that who have a lot of time on their hand make me apologize to all the poor people in 3rd World countries
My favourite part is when you go to her channel on YouTube and read her comments, and see this:
"Very creative. I couldn't have come up with that. I'm guessing she's expressing the need to adopt homeless animals. She's just comparing how it is in human terms. Unfortunately, most won't get the message and just write her off as a nutjob."
LOL Ummmmmmmm... no. pretty sure she's a nut job. if it was about the need to adopt animals in human terms it wouldn't be about a damn cheetah trying to live in a condo. bitch is just nuts.
Nothing more to add.
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Holy fuck what was that? That was disturbing. I couldn't get past 30 seconds.
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