The 18th Duggar Child Is Here!
I'm having a slow start this morning, because I'm sort of still drunk from last night's festivities. I tried to sleep it off, but that really didn't work, so I'm just going to roll with it. It's also a fitting that I'm still wasted, because Michelle Duggar's tortured uterus could probably use a drink or fifty this morning.
Michelle Duggar and Jim Bob (HA!) Duggar welcomed their 18th child to the world yesterday in Rogers, Arkansas. Unfortunately, the new Duggar didn't come cartwheeling out of Michelle's airport hanger vagina, because a C-section was involved. Michelle's raggedy vagina probably went on strike and refused to be part of this fuckery anymore. And I think that if she pushed out another kid, she would turn inside out.
The 18th Duggar spawn is a girl they named Jordyn-Grace Makiya . The rest of their ten million kids' names all begin with J and range from 17 months to 20 years old. Their names are: John-David, Jana, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jeremiah, Jedidiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah Jennifer, Joshua and now Jordyn. The letter J should really sue their asses for abuse. And I'm assuming they named their daughter Jordyn after Katie Price, of course. She's a real role model to them.
The birth of Jordyn will be featured on the Duggars' TLC reality show 17 Kids & Counting. That show is every shade of creepy. It really feels like I'm watching some kind of cult orientation video. Although, I was impressed when I watched the girls make their own laundry detergent for the family. They are so organized and shit. If they put all their skills together as a family, they could probably get a successful meth lab going in there.
Hopefully, Michelle will let her lady parts rest for a while. What am I saying? She's probably already knocked up. Bitch is like a damn cat!
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Her vagina is like the closet door in Poltergeist.
Sick fucks.
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I really get a feeling the next kid that she has naturally is just going to come shooting out without her noticing and the other kids are going to play with it like a pinata. I'm shocked that her uterus and vagina haven't just walked out yet.
This is fuckin disgusting and should be illegal.
Are they coming out of her vagina as this point? If so Mr. Duggar must have a choad the width of a thermos.
Shoulda been Jezebel. After my favorite whore.
Jordyn? Don't they have a baby-name book?
I was praying so hard it would be Jacqueline after me : (
My Christmas wish is OVER *sob*
Submitted by yucko on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 9:48pm.
Wow, I actually laughed when I read the part about her having to have a c-section, though I'm not entirely sure why. I suppose it's the utter disbelief that a vagina that has gone through seventeen newborns couldn't handle the 18th. How big does a baby have to be in that situation? The only other thing I can imagine is that her uterus has developed so much scar tissue that it won't fully open anymore? Maybe she secretly had vaginal rejuvenation and doesn't want to fuck it up again?
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Actually, the baby was not big at all. It was sideways in her, as a result of the uterus being so stretched out from her former pregnancies. The uterus can no longer hold the correct shape and hold the baby upside down, so the baby was not in the correct position for a vaginal birth. Seems to me that ANY more births she has would have to be c-sections, and she's already had 3 of them. I think she's truly pushing it with her body. But I don't think that will stop her from getting pregnant again.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:08pm.
Please, these kids aren't going to college! The 20 year old is already engaged for fuck's sake!
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Actually, the 20 year old is married now. And I wouldn't be surprised if his new wife was already pregnant. And I read in a news article that TLC will be changing the name of the show after they show this last birth.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by kacky on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:44pm.
I'll say it again, there is something sub-human about birthing that many kids.
A hundred years ago it was necessary for survival. Now it's just obscene. Does their cult preach about a quota? Birth 10 kids and get into heaven after only 100 years in pergatory. 15 kids gets you 50 years. 20+ gets you straight into heaven.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
These people should be shot and TLC should have their license revoked for showing them off.
The number one problem in the world is OVERPOPULATION! Every other envioromental problem is either caused or affected by it. People like this are fools, selfish, stupid fools!
Submitted by Mike Hawk on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:03pm.
Although having 17 kids is a bit nuts, it's not as freaky as those women that take fertility drugs and end up having a small litter of babies at once.
Amen, brother. Their uteruses are clown cars, fer sure.
Although having 17 kids is a bit nuts, it's not as freaky as those women that take fertility drugs and end up having a small litter of babies at once.
Remember: Crying in public doesn't really make you less of a man. It does, however, make you more of a woman.
I went out on a date with what seemed to be a cool, guitar-playing, attractive older dude. While we were eating dinner he told me he was divorced with six kids. I expressed sympathy for his wife and himself having to take care of all those children. He said that the older kids took care of the younger ones, so after you trained the first few, it got easier. That was the trick, he said. I never went out with him again. Interestingly enough, he was from Bella Vista, which is just north of Rogers, AR.
Wow, I actually laughed when I read the part about her having to have a c-section, though I'm not entirely sure why. I suppose it's the utter disbelief that a vagina that has gone through seventeen newborns couldn't handle the 18th. How big does a baby have to be in that situation? The only other thing I can imagine is that her uterus has developed so much scar tissue that it won't fully open anymore? Maybe she secretly had vaginal rejuvenation and doesn't want to fuck it up again?
Welcome to HELL, little one!
Put a cork in it already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if she had an epidural for any of the births. I suppose if she doesn't believe in birth control then she doesn't believe in epidurals.
Stop! Fucking!
Jeebus.
Mrs. Duggar's vag is so big it could birth 5 Princess Chunks at once!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:35pm.
If they are happy and can afford it they can breed as much as they want to.I am glad she had a c-section though,her pussy must be huge unless she had vag rejuvenation.
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I think after 18 lil chittlins she needs more than a rejuve..She needs a major industrial overhaul.
If they are happy and can afford it they can breed as much as they want to.I am glad she had a c-section though,her pussy must be huge unless she had vag rejuvenation.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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If they put all their skills together as a family, they could probably get a successful meth lab going in there.
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LMAO, that'd be awesome- the duggars being busted for for operating a child sweat shop manufacturing methanphetamine!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
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What has happened to our social values?
We idolize ass munchers like these cretins and the jolie-pittstains for having tons of kids!
Kid-having/adopting is the 21st century's new lucrative profession....get millions for mag covers or your own tv show...
WHATTHEHELLEVER...its truly sickening...
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I'll say it again, there is something sub-human about birthing that many kids.
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I just noticed the circular badges all of the kids are wearing. Are those nametags so their parents can remember which one they are?
I wonder if the kids have any sense of personal identity in a family like that. They're all dressed basically alike and forced to do norming activities.
I'm too much of a bitch for that kind of thing. I'd be smoking and shaving my head at age 11 if I were a Duggar.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
So, are they gonna change the name of the show now?
The pussy is NOT a clown car, goddamnit!!! :-/
Submitted by Soy on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:56pm.
You have to admit, this family brings in some of the funniest comments on this site....
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I was just thinking the same thing. =D
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
I don't care how many kids they have, as long as my tax $$ is not paying for it, and there are no juvenile delinquents amongst them. (Which is a lot more then we can say for some in this country)
Sweet Jesus, that hair! I have not seen the mullet and banana clip combo since 1986! And I hated it then. What would ever posses her mind to think that looks good?
You have to admit, this family brings in some of the funniest comments on this site. I know it's irresponsible of me, but I sort of hope they make it to 20. You know, a nice round number.
Since the girls are like moms, what the hell is going to happen once the oldest girls hit 18 and get married off to some other fundie? Whose going to take care of them then? Will J'ichelle actually have to do something other than be a baby factory and I dunno, actually be a mother?! Blasphemy!
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5
Unless this is 1950, you are a real attention whore if you birth 18 kids! Seriously, it is unnecessary and plain stupid. This bitch needs to be shot in the womb!
#1 The world is over populated, if they loved kids so much, do like the Jolie-Pitts and adopt.
#2 Though they claim to be financially secure, unless you are a millionaire, there is no way they take care of those kids without getting government help and help from church/charity, etc..
Has anyone checked if the doctor that performed her c-section is alive? I bet he got swallowed by this dumb fuck's 7844524153 ft vagina when he got too close to her.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I think this is an interesting picture. Take the oldest daughter. Anybody else think she's ready to quit this bitch?
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Ugh. These people remind me of a colony of ants. A queen getting serviced by a breeder while the drones run around and do the rest of the work.
*shudders*
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Overburdened vagina, or gate to the Netherworld?
You decide.
Please, these kids aren't going to college! The 20 year old is already engaged for fuck's sake! If any of them do go to college, it'll be some fucked in the head fundamentalist bullshit school like Brigham Young where they can find someone to marry so they can continue to spit out kids "for God."
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:50pm.
This reminds me of one of my favorite Groucho Marx quotes:
Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
Mrs. Smith: Yes, thirteen.
Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?
Mrs. Smith: Well, I love my husband.
Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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LMFAO!
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
Better question for the Duggars? Why do you need to populate this earth with so many of you and even better question? Where will you get your money to put through so much children to college?
Seems unnecessary to breed so much people in this day and age. Who pays for all these births anyway? Taxpayers?
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This reminds me of one of my favorite Groucho Marx quotes:
Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
Mrs. Smith: Yes, thirteen.
Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?
Mrs. Smith: Well, I love my husband.
Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Candy, honey your story sounds just like mine! be strong and hang in there. life gets better.
whoa are they millionaires or something? because children are so expensive to have, i only have 2 siblings and my family has to look after the money ^^!
so whats the father's job? escort service :D?
I hope whoever did her c-section did mankind a favor and tied that crazy bitch's tubes while he was in there!!!
I hate them with the heat of a thousand burning suns. I really do and I'm not afraid to say it! Complete fucking assholes they are!!!!
Michelle is obviously chasing the "big O". Pappy Duggar just climbs on, humps her and he's done. Takes all of 2 minutes. And if it takes 18 births, so be it.
For chrissakes, somebody buy the horny bitch a Rabbit Vibrator.
http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-i-Vibe-Rabbit-Vibrator/dp/B0007N5DNY
These people make me sick. I hope that mom gets a cooch infection and dies!
Her vag is a clown car. Are they Mormon? They sure look like it.
I was reading something about how it takes them 4-5 hours to get outta the house to go somewhere with all the kids. I think I would've quit that bitch after the 2nd or 3rd child!
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Not a socially responsible bone in their bodies. Absolutely CRIMINAL.
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