Dreamy's Arm Went Boom
Dreamboat Doherty has been missing in action lately. I figured he fell into a gutter somewhere or was mistaken for a corpse and accidentally buried with a funeral and everything. I never worry about Dreamy, because he is indestructible and will live forever. He's got the lifespan of a damn turtle.
According to Holy Moly!, Dreamy has been busy making music. Basically, that just means he's been smoking crack and shit. Basically. Well, Dreamy's heroin fun times went a little too far and his arm kind of exploded from a burst artery or something. Dreamy immediately called the doctor, I'm assuming with his other hand, and the back alley medic man came right over to fix him up. But when the doctor got there, Dreamy was already prancing through the china white clouds, so he wouldn't let the doc near him. The doc had to chase Dreamy around his house. He finally caught up to Dreamy and took him to the hospital.
Dreamy had go to the hospital, just because his arm exploded? I didn't know he was such a lightweight. That shit happens to Amy Wino on a daily basis. Wino just shrugs, duct tapes her arm back together, puts a little spackle over it and gives it a crackie kiss. That's how a real professional crackhead does it!
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about time! i have this thing for petey! its the eyes again like the dotty eyebrow woman petey and dotty have the same bedroom eyes thing happening!
I saw Pete in Paris on November 20. He was totally sober and very nice. And he was with a very pretty normal looking French girl.
Petey is fine as fuck!This boy can do no wrong in my eyes.I am relieved he is ok,my world would be a darker place with out his hotness.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:33am.
What the hell kinda drugs do they have across the pond?? Jesus, they're taking cracked out to a whole 'nother level.
And since crack was invented in America, shouldn't we be getting some royalties or something?? I mean, we need the money right about now.
((drafting letter to the president-elect re: crack royalties))
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this is SUCH a great idea!
This particular morning post really cracked me up, fucking hilarious! I could totally envision, in my mind's eye, the doctor chasing Pete around his house, Pete high as fuck, with a busted arm but not caring - that is the funniest mental image I've had in ages! Thanks, baby...
Ew that reminds me of Requiem for A Dream...and I don't need to go into specifics because all you fools know which scene I'm talking about. These druggies all have the lifespan of turtles don't they? Heroin makes you live longer if you do it right!!!
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Good. I was listening to him this morning :)
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:38am.
Did I miss something? What's this about? the auto bailout?
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Sorry KD, Clarissey and I got on a Slap Shot rant. It's addictive.
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:34am.
SHIT.
Call Detroit tell dem bullshit. Yeh, someting. Trade me right fucking now!
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Did I miss something? What's this about? the auto bailout?
when he over doeses, i hope they use that picture. if a picture is worth a thousand words, this one should be worth a thousand hits.
SHIT.
Call Detroit tell dem bullshit. Yeh, someting. Trade me right fucking now!
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
Former self described rent boy on a mission to Anna Nicoleville, so why do I still want him?
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
Shirt Jeffro! Shirt!
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
He looks like a young, thin John Belushi right before he hit it with the all too famous 'John Belushi Special'
Sad and infuriating at the same time. These young rich assholes have every resource available to them to make their life heaven and they create their own hell.
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Have a complaint? Please take a number and stick it up your ass. Now THATS customer service! hot cha cha cha chaaaaa
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:11am.
Jeffro,
Underline the fuck scenes?? You must worship the ground I walk on!
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Fuck. I lose my blouse.
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:05am.
It was.....mercury poisoning!
hahahaha. He can't use his other arm? Amateur!
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Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.
Jeffro,
Underline the fuck scenes?? You must worship the ground I walk on!
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Let this worthless piece of shit die. Why we waste so much time and money trying to save self-destructive millionaires hell-bent on drugging themselves to death like this fucker and Amy Winehouse when innocent children and kitties starve to death every day and lack proper health care, water, etc. is beyond me. Like, seriously? LET. HIM. DIE.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 10:33am.
And since crack was invented in America, shouldn't we be getting some royalties or something?? I mean, we need the money right about now.
((drafting letter to the president-elect re: crack royalties))
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HAHAHAA!! you a funny bunny BSF :)
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that's disgusting. i bet he has horrible breath! among other things
How does that happen? Did he poke the artery too many times with the needle? Gross!
Clarisse, I'll underline the fuck scenes for ya.
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
It was.....mercury poisoning!
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Why don't Pete and Amy get together and swap teeth tartar? I must remember to skip the pics when I'm eating breakfast.
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If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
aww i miss him. i think he is cuteeeeee.....
Jeffro,
I love women's bodies.
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
*nudges Clarisse*
"I know a good bar here...The Palm Isle. Fucked a barmaid last trip."
:)
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
time to switch to non-introvenous drugs, pete
Provolone,
I will thwap your peen with a ruler for saying that.
You cannot judge British people based on Wino on Pete. THat would be like judging us Americans based on Paris and Rumer Willis.
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Oh, the stench that must come out of that pit he calls a mouth!
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Don't surround yourself with yourself; move on back to square.
For some reason, I am attracted to Dreamy. :(
Whenever Brits try to pull that we are so high brow card vs. us Americans i always think of Wino and this crackhead. Actually all the Brit celebs are pretty horrendous.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Sounds like a bad Benny Hill sketch.
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
What the hell kinda drugs do they have across the pond?? Jesus, they're taking cracked out to a whole 'nother level.
And since crack was invented in America, shouldn't we be getting some royalties or something?? I mean, we need the money right about now.
((drafting letter to the president-elect re: crack royalties))
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
AWWWW, he's so cute...when I grow up I want a guy just like it.
Get Well Soon Dreamboat!
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Yick. Like in "Requiem for a Dream".
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Say hello to yo mutha for me.
Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******* W e a l t h y D a t e r. c o m****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆