Jenny Has Stars In Her Eyes Or Maybe That's Just A Camera Flash
I'm surprised these two didn't combust from desperation. I know, I'm such a fake romance hater. But Jenny Aniston is gazing at John Mayer the same way I look at a 99 cent McDonald's cheeseburger or a 9 inch hard dick! When was the last time you looked at a dude that way? Gazes like this are only meant for delicious food products or big peens. Mayer is neither of those. A big bag of rubber vaginas, yes. But not a big peen. And she's looking directly up his nose and you know that shit is full of mocos. There's nothing romantic about that.
Anyway, Jenny has a movie coming out about a dog, so she decided it was time to polish off her "Ah's soooo in lurveeees" gaze and bring John Mayer out for a little surprise candid photo shoot with the pappies. If these pictures were black and white, they would look exactly like those fake ass photos that come with new frames.
Here's Jenny and John leaving La Esquina in NYC last night after having dinner with Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. See! Kelly and Mark are behaving like a real couple. They aren't looking at each other and probably getting the dry heaves when they touch. That's real love!
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that peacoat and pashmina are made of douche. LOL.
snowy♥♥, Miss Priss♥♥!! Show out to mah bitchez!!! *blowing kisses*
Jen looks great, but she needs to lose about 175 lbs. and a shitty do-it-yoursef-in-the-dark buzz cut.
I can't believe that LA is still full of rotten crotches with that level of ultimate douche in their midst.
uh oh... didn't she have a bazillion pictures taken with Pitt and that same stupid, oh-we-are-so-in-love look on her face? Doesn't she realize what a creep he is? I used to sort of respect her, but now she's just looking like the biggest dumb ass.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
What DOES she see in that man? I guess beauty really is in the eyes of the beholder because that leprosy-testicled son of a whore looks like bad news to me. And don't EVEN get me started on Howard Stern, that Creepy Creeperton with a heart like a chip of coal.
Yeap. That's cheesier than the bacon cheese roll.
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A DListed Public Service Announcement
The Puppy Cam Song
Farrah dear, you're hurting my heart talking about how hot it is...we've had miserable weather here for the last week or so...
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
I have seen her give Brad Pitt that same look like she is giving john in the 1st pic. She is so boring. I know she has movies to promote but she needs to knock it off with all the interviews she gives. It's like no one gives a fuck about the movie. We only want to hear about her personal life and she does not want to share it.
Because the bitch who married Howard Stern is a real fucking tastemaker ey?
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Yeah, because we should consider the opinion of a woman who chose to marry "that talent" called Howard Stern?!!
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:17pm.
That is so fucking staged, it's ridiculous.
She's fake, Mayer is fake, it's all FAKE!!!
I hope her movie flops something stupid. I heard that Howard Stern's wife, Beth O, saw the movie and said it was just okay. Jennifer Aniston was playing Jennifer Aniston- the usual one-note performance that she gives. The dog was the best actor in the movie.
It's just Rachel married to Owen Wilson, nothing special. Bitch can't act and she can't keep a man.
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What a miserable douche you sound like!
Jen: "Let's go home and put a baby in me!"
John: "Uhhhhh.... no."
Jen: "Pleeeaaaassseee? I want to have a whole soccer team like Brangelina!"
John: "Can't I just fill a syringe with conditioner and pretend it's splooge?"
Jen: "Does that mean I'll have babies with soft golden hair? Ok!"
And so it begins.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Jen: "I'm happy! No, really!"
I'm sooooo tired of Jenn's needy ass...She's now famous for her fake relationship that she's clinging to like the side of the Titanic, and whining about her slut ass husband that left her for St Asslips Jolie. "waahh waaahh waaahhh, I know how to feel better, I'll pose awkwardly naked for Brad to see what he's missing!" Boo bitch, your time is through.
TEAM ANISTON ALL THE WAY.
Suck on this Skankilina.
Mayer is probably a douche but I love his music.
Brad looks like a douche with that sad mustache and 6 kids latched to his body at all times.
So I have to give this round to Aniston.
How in the world can a woman who fucked Brad Pitt at his hottest for years, be into this monster-headed, shitty-music making DOUCHEBAG? I will never get that.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
somebody needs to give Jen the Hard Truth, Tony Montana style:
"Hey baby what is jour problem? Huh, jou got a problem? Jou're good looking, jou got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only jou got a look in jour eye like jou haven't been fucked in a year!"
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:46pm.
Yeah, I'm sure you're right.
On topic: I've heard celebrities like to date other celebrities because they're the only ones who know what fame is all about. Just sayin'.
She should take some advise from Angelina on how to do proper "natural" photo-ops.
Meh she looks happy so whatever.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
He's repulsive and she looks great in a pair of jeans. I just do not see these two as a real couple. At.all.
Like I've said before, it's sad that there is an unwritten rule that she has to date another "celebrity". There are umpteen other men out there who are decent, rich, and would love to see her, but, it's impossible because of her obsession with the paparazzi.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:58pm.
LOL Farrah I am thinking of your boo in Cali? from dlisted?
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i just emailed you to your MySpace.
I need to ask the boo for a certain "permission", lol!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Snowy- I know, me too! I need to get some new photos up, too, cuz I look pretty beat.
*takes bite off hotdog*
*looks for high jinx and farrah on MS*
Thanks ladies!
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
ha ha KD I just saw your friend request on myspace yesterday, I tell you I never check that but I am going to try and be more responsible
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Notice John is *not* looking at Jen. I've seen those type of fotos b4. She's mounting him and he's avoiding the gaze. And they had dinner with Kelly/Mark? Kelly and Jen are 2 of my least faves. Both famewhores.
He is so self-absorbed that he is aware of the cameras at all times. He is really trying to play it cool here. Aniston looks like she really adores him( sure she can't fake that, she's not that good of an actress). Looking at the first pic of this, she really looks a lot older than him.
So gross they aren't a real couple. It's oh so convenient that they get back together every time she has a movie coming out? She is so pathetic and he well we all know he is a loser douche.
Mine is deplace2b. cuz everyone wants to hang out at my myspace. Yeah, I know it's retarded. I think I was going through a majah nerd phase then.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:55pm.
Oh Farrah, gimme your myspace
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http://www.myspace.com/roxyrunswithscissors
that's yer Farrah!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
LOL Farrah I am thinking of your boo in Cali? from dlisted?
yes Highjinx
Miss P look for Highjinx, i think you can find me like that?? if not let me know (get it HIGH jinx, LOL)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:54pm.
Highjinx? right? mah boo is not home yet!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Oh Farrah, gimme your myspace, you too snowie! and whoever else i don't have
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
BBL the bf and me gonna eat some hot
dogs!
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Farrah: OK I am gonna ask your boo to send me your myspace....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
I literally gagged when I saw these pics of them. Kelly and Mark of course hate each other with a passion. I must say Jen looks far better than skeleton Kelly.
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Farrah- whut is yer myspace? Is it farahlicious or something? Mine is kinda retarded, the url thing that I go by.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:51pm.
Farrah: are we friends on myspace? you and me I mean?
I know in my fantasy world we are BFF's forEVAH! LOL
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awww, me too! i luvs chu!
well....er... you're in mah real boo's friend list...
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:17pm.
That is so fucking staged, it's ridiculous.
She's fake, Mayer is fake, it's all FAKE!!!
I hope her movie flops something stupid. I heard that Howard Stern's wife, Beth O, saw the movie and said it was just okay. Jennifer Aniston was playing Jennifer Aniston- the usual one-note performance that she gives. The dog was the best actor in the movie.
It's just Rachel married to Owen Wilson, nothing special. Bitch can't act and she can't keep a man.
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i bet it will make your day if her movie flops. too bad it won't happen. that must make you miserable. hmm..what can you do...more worship for the holly family. what's sad is that they too think you are a freak...
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:48pm.
What, Farrah had a threesome with the madden twinsies?
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well, i was confused! so i fugured there was only ONE way to find out...
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Farrah: are we friends on myspace? you and me I mean?
I know in my fantasy world we are BFF's forEVAH! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
I think I'd rather bump chochas with Nicole! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:46pm.
Farrah: preferably not myspace because I rarely check it anymore
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BWAHAHAH!! i hadn't notice that! yes you han HAZ LoLo, but i don't have Facebook. I only check my MySpace crap every like three months, so i dunno... what can we do? ideas?
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:40pm.
Farrah: so Joel was posing as Benji? mouse mouse! LOL
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What, Farrah had a threesome with the madden twinsies?
Haha, I'm trying to start rumors. :p
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:44pm.
Farrah- that's not what I meant! I meant that you haven't known him for all that long, so do you really know him?
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*sigh* i just KNOW.....
he's mah soulmate...LOL!
@Miss Priss. why do they always do that??
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Farrah: preferably not myspace because I rarely check it anymore. is she on facebook? have you seen my new siggy?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Stoney- If you are having fightey times, then there is nothing like a non-occasion for a BJ gift card to help put the relationship on the mend!
Farrah
i went to grab the camera the little fucker took off! grrrr
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Farrah- that's not what I meant! I meant that you haven't known him for all that long, so do you really know him?
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:40pm.
Farrah: so Joel was posing as Benji? mouse mouse! LOL
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talk about ALT!!
Btw, i need to find a way to get you in touch with LoLo, i have her email, i need to send it to your MySpace. She misses chu!!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
OH!!! KD, no I haven't busted out the blow job gift card yet, I decided Christmas is the right time for gift cards. LOL