Jenny Has Stars In Her Eyes Or Maybe That's Just A Camera Flash
I'm surprised these two didn't combust from desperation. I know, I'm such a fake romance hater. But Jenny Aniston is gazing at John Mayer the same way I look at a 99 cent McDonald's cheeseburger or a 9 inch hard dick! When was the last time you looked at a dude that way? Gazes like this are only meant for delicious food products or big peens. Mayer is neither of those. A big bag of rubber vaginas, yes. But not a big peen. And she's looking directly up his nose and you know that shit is full of mocos. There's nothing romantic about that.
Anyway, Jenny has a movie coming out about a dog, so she decided it was time to polish off her "Ah's soooo in lurveeees" gaze and bring John Mayer out for a little surprise candid photo shoot with the pappies. If these pictures were black and white, they would look exactly like those fake ass photos that come with new frames.
Here's Jenny and John leaving La Esquina in NYC last night after having dinner with Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos. See! Kelly and Mark are behaving like a real couple. They aren't looking at each other and probably getting the dry heaves when they touch. That's real love!
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:36pm.
Farrah- I'm sweet on the internets too. How do you know what he's really like?
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*shock face* excuse me??
*dialing Benji's number*
*sobbing*
Benji?? KD does NOT believe we're BOOS. Tell your PR slut to write some "official Benji's with Farrah thing". Yes, to US Weekly, to Star mag and on Dlisted, please. Yes, that site i like to fuck around at.... i know, they made fun of you yesterday...Benji... oh come on!. Ok, thanks for the grillz, baby. I wuvs chu..
*hanging up*
KD, expect some "official PR thing" later today.
And that was NOT sweet from yer ass!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Farrah: so Joel was posing as Benji? mouse mouse! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Farrah- I'm sweet on the internets too. How do you know what he's really like?
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:32pm.
Are you talking about Benji Madden?
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YES!
But then i realized i was talking to Joel. Benji is sooooo different. Such a sweet soul.
*sigh* MAH BOO!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Miss Priss- I had barn cats growing up, but I got one of them fixed and he was in the house for his recovery. He would sleep curled up under the tree. It was so cyute.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:25pm.
PSL
"Ballerina, you must have see her, dancing in the sand"
I love Tiny Dancer =)
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I met two Mormons who handed me a card, while I was running an errand yesterday. Have been singing it ever since....lol
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Jesus Freaks, out in the streets, handing tickets out for God...
-Elton John "Tiny Dancer"
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:16pm.
LOL! at first, i thought mah boo was super full of himself. I was so wrong, he's a sweetheart!
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Are you talking about Benji Madden?
Jen looks really happy in that first pic.
ANd why the hell are her legs so skinny?
*goes to make self puke*
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:28pm.
oh i wish you could see mah kitteh is sitting under the xmas tree! lol
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Take a pic!
i have cought mah kitteh trying to either eat the damn tree or steal an ornament...
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She just looks younger and younger and more glowing! Happy too! Good for her :)
oh i wish you could see mah kitteh is sitting under the xmas tree! lol
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Love is lame!!! Fuck these hos and their budding romance!!! I will not be swayed by the glint of ecstatic joy in her eyes!!!
Stoney is avoiding my question! tsk tsk.
I hope her movie flops something stupid. I heard that Howard Stern's wife, Beth O, saw the movie and said it was just okay. Jennifer Aniston was playing Jennifer Aniston- the usual one-note performance that she gives. The dog was the best actor in the movie.
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Because the bitch who married Howard Stern is a real fucking tastemaker ey?
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Exactly - Howard Stern's wife! hahahahahahahahaha
PSL
"Ballerina, you must have see her, dancing in the sand"
I love Tiny Dancer =)
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:17pm
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I hope her movie flops something stupid. I heard that Howard Stern's wife, Beth O, saw the movie and said it was just okay. Jennifer Aniston was playing Jennifer Aniston- the usual one-note performance that she gives. The dog was the best actor in the movie.
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Because the bitch who married Howard Stern is a real fucking tastemaker ey?
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:17pm.
Oh yeah, the whole family gets together at every fucking birthday. *sigh*
Anyways, I saw a clip from Marley and Me and Jen didn't seem that good. I hate saying that shit because I'm a fan. Maybe it was just the clip.
@ K2 on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:08pm.
"I never realized how much smaller she is compared to him. She has heels on and still looks like a munchkin."
John the attention whore is like 6'5.
"Pitt put his hand on her ass as she gives him the crazy eyes."
Thats true. Whenever Skankalina looks at him, she looks deranged.Bitch is nuts and even her own dad said so.
Submitted by K2 on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:11pm.
She's in "He's Just Not That Into You"? How deliciously ironic.
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Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.
That is so fucking staged, it's ridiculous.
She's fake, Mayer is fake, it's all FAKE!!!
I hope her movie flops something stupid. I heard that Howard Stern's wife, Beth O, saw the movie and said it was just okay. Jennifer Aniston was playing Jennifer Aniston- the usual one-note performance that she gives. The dog was the best actor in the movie.
It's just Rachel married to Owen Wilson, nothing special. Bitch can't act and she can't keep a man.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:14pm.
And I got my hair cut into a bob and I thought my boyfriend's aunt was going to have a heart attack when I walked in!
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AUNT?? i thought it was just the old ma & pa... too much!
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I'd rather see and hear from Jen 24/7, than ever see any "Hills" schmucks again.
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Jesus Freaks, out in the streets, handing tickets out for God...
-Elton John "Tiny Dancer"
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:12pm.
Um, John Mayer is hot.
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Plus there are rumors that homebuy is packin'.
Gotta love a man with a big Salchicha!
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:09pm.
- Or don't keep your eyes open! I think a lot of people find love when they aren't even looking for it, like me! It just shows up. ;)
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LOL! at first, i thought mah boo was super full of himself. I was so wrong, he's a sweetheart!
@Ricki: see? it's EVERYWHERE! LUV, baby!!♥
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
And I got my hair cut into a bob and I thought my boyfriend's aunt was going to have a heart attack when I walked in! (my hair used to be way down my back)
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:08pm.
I got the stain off, but dinner was YUCK! Lol
Um, John Mayer is hot.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Yeah, Stoney, did you have any FUN last night?? ;)
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:09pm.
I can't wait for Marley and Me to open so we don't have to see or hear from her twice daily.
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Sorry to burst your bubble but Jen also has another movie coming out in Feb. (he's just not that into you), along with one in April (possibly Management or Travelling) and then another one later in the year. Suck it up or look away.
who is going to see marley & me? seriously?!
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Maybe not many of us, but it will be a huge hit largely because it was a number 1 best seller for weeks and also because it's a family film out at Christmas.
I can't wait for Marley and Me to open so we don't have to see or hear from her twice daily.
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Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.
Submitted by Farrah on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:56am.
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:50am.
She looks happy. Good for her, regardless of what I may think of John Mayer. I want someone to look at me like that, sigh.
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aww, honey, don't worry, pretty soon you'll find a hottie staring at you like that! ♥ (just keep your eyes open!)
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Or don't keep your eyes open! I think a lot of people find love when they aren't even looking for it, like me! It just shows up. ;)
I never realized how much smaller she is compared to him. She has heels on and still looks like a munchkin.
You know it's funny how people are judging by photos whether or not he's in love with her. The reality is that alot of men don't HANG on their women when they are out. There are even alot of married couples who love each other to death but don't fawn on one another in public. Look at dopey and shithead ... they have 6 kids together -have only been together 4 years and barely look at each other let alone hold hands or kiss in public. The only time they put a show on is when they're standing on the red carpet and hamming it up for the hundreds of photographers. And even at that, we only see Pitt put his hand on her ass as she gives him the crazy eyes.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:02pm.
how was dinner last night? did you get that stain off?
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My computer just exploded from overwhelming fug.
I fucking love her, but that looks so contrived.
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Jesus Freaks, out in the streets, handing tickets out for God...
-Elton John "Tiny Dancer"
What's up with Kelly Ripa's cheeks? She looks like she has meth face.
She was funny on 30 Rock last night.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:56am.
BTW, LOL @ "move bitch" lol
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i just got "move bitch" as i was having some coffee.
I was lucky enough that kittehs and puppehs grew up at the same time (zoo of babies!!) so, sometimes the cats believe they can bark and the dogs groom themselves (they do!)
Angus grabs Ozzy, the cat by the collar and drags him across the room. It can get extremely crazy in here *swallowing a Xanax, á la House)
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Oh mah gah, that puppeh, SMOOSH!
So itty bitty wittle tail waggin' wuv ball....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
How can anyone pick apart these photos? She looks so happy! Granted, they just came from dinner so maybe she had a buzz going but you can tell she's in great spirits with all the laughing and smiling. Sometimes it annoys me when I see photos of him walking ahead of her or not holding her hand (when he should be) but these pictures look genuine. You can tell there's something there.
never though john mayer was annoying until he startd up with this one
she will never go away
who is going to see marley & me? seriously?!
www.thatshideous.com
Johnnie is just relieved to have pics taken of him again.
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:50am.
She looks happy. Good for her, regardless of what I may think of John Mayer. I want someone to look at me like that, sigh.
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aww, honey, don't worry, pretty soon you'll find a hottie staring at you like that! ♥ (just keep your eyes open!)
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Farrah
Awww...im willing to get bit if i can have one of those puppehs!! my kitteh bit me like 5 minutes ago cuz i put my hand next to his "spot" he's very territorial. lol
BTW, LOL @ "move bitch" lol
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:48am.
Oh Clarisse! i know that was for farrah but where can i get one of those! Olive is sho cute
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I wish we were closer, cause i could hook you up with the Gehman lady from whom we got Angus and Rex.
Let me warn you. They are cute and adorable as PUPPEHS! but once they grow up, it's all "You're not the boss of me" "i'm not listening" "fuck you, i want that and i shall get it, now move, bitch" and if you're extremely lucky as i am, you'll get bitten every time the smallest one is having a bad morning...
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OMG Olive is beautiful!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Jen is looking like both the Olsen twins and Kate Hudson when she smiles in these pics.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
I don't know what it is, but whenever I click on ANYTHING puppy related, my internet SHUTS DOWN. My computer must be a puppy H8R.
snow - it's true...it's all happiness, giggles and sharing a bucket of chicken wings.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656