OH GOD.
I was browsing Buzzfeed this morning and I came across this. THIS! I had to post this shit, so you could suffer with me. Although, some of you might be trying to bite the screen. You fat fucks!
Normally, I'd want to crawl inside this bacon cheese roll and eat it from the inside out, but because I'm suffering from the hangover voms, this is the last thing I need to see. When I first saw this picture, I barf burped. When I'm hungover, I can't really eat food, but I know some whores who devour tubs of grease when they have the post-drunk ills.
Why do I have to be hungover?! I would enjoy this so much more if I wasn't. I mean, it's a bacon and cheese orgy. I bet you this is what Aretha Franklin's lady jizz balls look like.
Click here to get the recipe. You better believe I'm going to make this shit when I don't feel like I want to go diarrhea through my mouth. By the way, if you have a heart attack or grease seizure after eating this, it might be worth it.
I made this the other day with eggs! It was BANGINFUCKINDELICIOUS! I took pictures but am currently to lazy to upload them!
Nothing about that picture makes me want to eat that... yuck!
THIS! I had to post this shit, so you could suffer with me
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NO you didn't! confirms my vegan status!
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 11:02am.
You're right, Joe. I think I saw this on the dessert menu at the Moncton Ponderosa.
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Hahahahahaha! right beside *Sex-in-a-pan* right (not kidding - that is a legit dessert dish in these parts. We like our dessert dirty!); You know Mr Prez I've decided that I must send you a giftwrapped Ponderosa steak for Christmas. The time it takes in transit to get to you will *cure* it wonderfully.
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Chickadee in da house? Would it be inappropriate for me to give you a big, fat, greasy Paula Deen hug and giggle? :D
Thanks Chickadee. I just wish it were snowing bacon bits instead of snow. The whole Boston area is one giant igloo right now.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Mr Pres. you are so awesome...bacon chairs and bacon pencils.....I want bacon now!!!
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
If there is a heaven it will be paved with bacon and beef jerky. Bacon walls, bacon tables, bacon sky, bacon...
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
and word to Joe....
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
my bulimia just got re-activated....:(
this is just wrong
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
You're right, Joe. I think I saw this on the dessert menu at the Moncton Ponderosa.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 10:55am.
Typical American food. Repulsive.
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It's typical fat-people food. Period. It's not particular to the States.
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Typical American food. Repulsive.
It's Britney bitch!
For real, I've put my dick in holes that, once I turned on the light, looked just like that.
Why should we suffer??? I got enough headache registering to your website to post a comment on your message to us and getting a terrible account password anyway!:). I mean it's not our fault to see THIS TRASH, no one did browse that FEEDBUZZ or whatever but you only, so why should we suffer with you??!!! let's Seee!...POOR YOU SWEET MICHAEL k if this is what you are looking for!:) OH GOD!!!Please be respectful to the visitors... because we had feelingsss! lol
NASTY. Ugh. I think even Paula Deen would retch a little over that picture [only because she'd insist on breading and deep frying that to a nice golden crust]!
MK, be very careful when drinking too much over the weekends/holidays. There's a condition known as 'holiday heart' and you can have uncomfortable heart palpitations and shit. NOT FUN. For your hangovers sip some electrolyte water (you can make your own...google it).
I thought it was an abortion or Duggars placenta but me loves bacon so now I am good with t.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
that image just made me like 100 times more vegan instantly, thanks MK that's a great Hanukkah prezzie!
Um, that is whorey and disgusting. It looks like a decomposing body.
"If I wasnt terrified of jail I wouldve pushed her ass down on the ground and cut her long, flowing Starbucks-then-treadmill ponytail right off her damn head!"--chefcammi
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RIMADYL KILLS
but like...
it actually looks like a clogged artery
you just can't pretend this will do nothing but harm for your body
...i can't
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:55pm.
Jeffro,
You wound me.
TV,
How about Absolut? That ok?
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Absolut-ly
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Harlequin Baby!!!!
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Its confirmed.....the remains ARE those of Caylee Anthony!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:36pm.
RE Information Technology Department....The secret to my success...always flirt with the IT guys. IT people run the company.
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I fully support this policy.
:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O
If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
Momus it's not as cold as it used to be this past week in SF, the rain makes it warmer! I am actually VERY thankful it's in the
50s today. I don't want any of that 20s or 30s shit. That's why I left the east coast!!!
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Submitted by Devore on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:15pm.
I prefer bacon extra crispy.
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Mee too! No limp bacon! Sometimes it looks like it's not cooked well.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:11pm.
Jeffro,
Management? Yes sir. Engineers? Indeed. Union boys? Yep. Finance? Bet your next paycheck.
LOL! Huh. I guess that I was only offended because you said "everybody" and I most certainly do not flirt with QC.
Wine?
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*pulls out Big Gulp cup* Fill her up!
QC doesn't count...they are their own entities.
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
mmmmm.. bacon...
mmmmm... nitrates.
The bacon in this photo looks too greasy, I prefer bacon extra crispy.
Jeffro,
Management? Yes sir. Engineers? Indeed. Union boys? Yep. Finance? Bet your next paycheck.
LOL! Huh. I guess that I was only offended because you said "everybody" and I most certainly do not flirt with QC.
Wine?
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:55pm.
Jeffro,
You wound me.
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Hey if you've got it, work it! :-)
Besides, you know I only like you flirting when it's with me.
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
Snowpiece: I know! *sigh*
Have a great weekend everyone!!!!!!!!
kdracofan you too my dear, crossing the Hudson will be treacherous today, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Jeffro,
You wound me.
TV,
How about Absolut? That ok?
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Snowpiece: be safe going home ok?
it's like they are showing you what your heart will look like if you eat tons of Velveeta 'n' Cheeze Whiz
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Just gross
Looks like this has already been eaten and partially digested by a hippo.
I have a confession to make: very fat people gross me out because ... when i see them i cannot help but imagine that this is what they eat.
Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:28pm.
I never heard of harlequin baby syndrome, so I just googled it. Oh my God. I wish there was a way to "unsee" things because that is serious nightmare material.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:44pm.
Everyone should also bring in bottles of vodka for the IT guys. And bacon.
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One bottle of bacon flavored vodka coming up!
(don't let Clarisse fool ya, she flirts with EVERYONE.)
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:36pm.
RE Information Technology Department....The secret to my success...always flirt with the IT guys. IT people run the company.
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Everyone should also bring in bottles of vodka for the IT guys. And bacon.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:27pm.
Topalina, the only side would be beer battered onion rings dipped in ranch.
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A whole cup of ranch. With lard melted into it.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:36pm.
Oh this fat roll makes me want to puke! I cannot wait for the holidays to be over and for the food to go awayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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Me too! And that is why I'm doing my part to eat all the cookies..care for one?
My fat roll makes me wanna puke too *cries in her cookies and milk*
I thought it was a photo of a dead, skinned cat at first.
Oh this fat roll makes me want to puke! I cannot wait for the holidays to be over and for the food to go awayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
RE Information Technology Department....The secret to my success...always flirt with the IT guys. IT people run the company.
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Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:13pm.
angel_i- I always take that as an invitation to pull down their pants and run for it. They can't run very fast with their pants around their ankles.
Although, they could pop a cap in yer ass.
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Aha! Not too likely...altho more and more so, sadly. Our downtown gangsters have not, traditionally, carried guns. They're too busy stealing bikes. And he was prolly a school kid, actually...WTF is that store called? Urban Behavior or some shit...? Anyway, ever since that store opened my neighorhood got flooded with teens and it's kinda getting on my nerves;p
Gentrification has it's positive side with regards to personal safety (law enforcement).
The farther away suburbanite hoodrats are more skeery like that but I NEVER go there. I used to work in a mall near there - that was skeery enough.
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Topalina, the only side would be beer battered onion rings dipped in ranch.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Dear Charlie Manson:
I love you and respect you dearly. But the Charlie daddy that I know is a Vagitarian..and a vegetarian too..
I've read all the books aboutchoo daddy o' mine.
love your son,
Zazozose Zadfrack Glutz
Submitted by Larreth on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:19pm.
Hey!! I'm an IT guy to. NO pocket protector, my wife has the Star Wars ring tone, and drive a '70 convertible GS455!!
this stereotype will only after the geeks inherit the Earth.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:15pm.
Jeffro- My BF wants to go to school for computers and maybe work in the IT biz. He also REALLY wants a sleeve tattoo, but thinks that would not be good for his career. Do people really care about that these days?
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Me personally...no, but I'm a mid-level engineer, a nobody. It depends on who is doing the interviewing/hiring...what interactions they've had with people from other walks of life, etc. If they've lived a sheltered life like some fucksticks around here, they'll turn up their nose even before they even look at a resume.
I'd get the tats...obviously he's going to wear a shirt, it's not like he's getting tribals put onto his face. If nothing else it will tell HIM a lot about who he's working for.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:19pm.
Jesus, you win, dude. You are the one.
"Bows"
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Fuck. I forgot the hollandaise sauce and fried sausage pieces.
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:08pm.
No Harley, but I used to race sportbikes. Harleys are just loud recliners, I like to go fast.
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Blech. That looks like a dead animal turned inside out....it belongs in James Lileks's "Gallery of Regrettable Food":
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0609607820?tag=lilekscom-20&camp=14573&creative...
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