OH GOD.
I was browsing Buzzfeed this morning and I came across this. THIS! I had to post this shit, so you could suffer with me. Although, some of you might be trying to bite the screen. You fat fucks!
Normally, I'd want to crawl inside this bacon cheese roll and eat it from the inside out, but because I'm suffering from the hangover voms, this is the last thing I need to see. When I first saw this picture, I barf burped. When I'm hungover, I can't really eat food, but I know some whores who devour tubs of grease when they have the post-drunk ills.
Why do I have to be hungover?! I would enjoy this so much more if I wasn't. I mean, it's a bacon and cheese orgy. I bet you this is what Aretha Franklin's lady jizz balls look like.
Click here to get the recipe. You better believe I'm going to make this shit when I don't feel like I want to go diarrhea through my mouth. By the way, if you have a heart attack or grease seizure after eating this, it might be worth it.
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OMG I have to tell this quick. The guy who lived next door to my childhood home was this SUPER meticulous Italian guy with a wife and a baby, toddler, school kid (over the years). His wife was manly looking and never spoke in English and his daughter was a whiny brat (snitch). And he sold AVON! So we called him the Avon Lady. And were NOT allowed ANYWHERE NEAR his lawn. It was like he spent all day standing by the window waiting to catch us on it. It was perfect with a perfect little tree right in the middle.
It was so fucking bizarre that we'd traipse up and down every lawn, playing hockey and baseball and spy games and whatnot and we'd get to his house and stop dead. Usually we were already on it cuz we'd got lost in the moment and we'd have to tip toe off it and then blaze off in a run again!LOL! Good times....;p
ONT: EW. ICK. NASTY. NO THANK YOU. IT HURTS MY HEART JUST TO LOOK AT THAT. One of my favourite things used to be a bacon/cheese/tomato/lettuce sandwich hold the butter and mayo....mmm, lightly toasted...maybe cuz that food makes me tired and I can't afford to be any more bagged out than I already am.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:16pm.
Right? think of the poo baby THAT would produce.
I'd slap that fuker on a buttered bagel, and have chocolate milk to drink.
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I'd dip one end in full fat Hellman's and the other in nacho cheese, roll it up in a slice of white bread, dip it in an egg and deep fry it.
Jesus, you win, dude. You are the one.
"Bows"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Hey!! I'm an IT guy to. NO pocket protector, my wife has the Star Wars ring tone, and drive a '70 convertible GS455!!
this stereotype will only after the geeks inherit the Earth.
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:16pm.
Right? think of the poo baby THAT would produce.
I'd slap that fuker on a buttered bagel, and have chocolate milk to drink.
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I'd dip one end in full fat Hellman's and the other in nacho cheese, roll it up in a slice of white bread, dip it in an egg and deep fry it.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:14pm.
Every time I look at that picture it looks more delicious than the time before.
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Right? think of the poo baby THAT would produce.
I'd slap that fuker on a buttered bagel, and have chocolate milk to drink.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Jeffro- My BF wants to go to school for computers and maybe work in the IT biz. He also REALLY wants a sleeve tattoo, but thinks that would not be good for his career. Do people really care about that these days?
My friend/neighbor is a clincal psycologist and when I met him he scrared the shit outta me.
he looks like something that should be staggering out of a biker bar covered in blood.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Every time I look at that picture it looks more delicious than the time before.
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Own it like a strap-on.
"Bacon Cheese Roll" is too pedestrian a name (tho bluntly honest). It needs a fancy name like those nouveau sushi rolls. "Arterial Rollup"? "Sows 'n' Cows"? I dunno....
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Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.
angel_i- I always take that as an invitation to pull down their pants and run for it. They can't run very fast with their pants around their ankles.
Although, they could pop a cap in yer ass.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:07pm.
And the IT guy I was talking about is kind of nerdy looking. I don't know him well, but we have all types, here. Some of them are partyers, too and at least one has a harley.
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Yeah one of the things I've learned in my travels is that stereotypes hold less and less water these days. We had personnel guys in my squadron that'd drink most anyone under the table, at the same time we had another guy working with us burly weapons dept types who was gay. You never know.
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:58pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:53pm.
Fuck, dudes. It took me SO damn long to get home this morning! And it's not cold but the snow is TOTALLY attacking people out there...I was so fucking cranky that one of them hip-hop guys passed me on the street and before I could stop myself I said:
"Dude. Pull up your fucking pants!" LOL!
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I told you it was a bad idea to buy snowshoes with 5 inch heels. Oh, imagine that, a Canadian in a bacon post!
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Yeah, man. And my headband is not really working as a hat as well as I'd hoped it would.
mmm....
Peameal bacon.
Now THAT is the shit.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:00pm.
Submitted by angel_i
DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Exactly!
*giggle*
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:56pm.
Hey!! I'm an IT manager, a heavily tattooed, heavy drinking, former strip club bouncer who is an IT manager. The stereotype doesn't fit!
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Ooo, do you have a Harley? Harley's are hot, man. Is that the stereotype that you fit?
Jeffro- actually I think last year we had that much where I'M at. I don't know about the UP. I think they've been known to get 6ft of snow at a time.
And the IT guy I was talking about is kind of nerdy looking. I don't know him well, but we have all types, here. Some of them are partyers, too and at least one has a harley.
Larreth, I just puked.
And peed my pants!!
Bacon roll with a hot cup of gravy...
NOW THAT'S BREAKFAST!!
My arteries just waved a white flag.
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If all the world is a stage, there are a lot of bad actors.
If I was hung to the over, I'd pile that fucker on toast and go to town.
and it's raining in cleveland, shit.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Haywood Jalickmi on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:56pm.
Wooo it's 65 and partly cloudy here in NC!!!!
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Sure, rub it in. *raspberry*
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DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!****************************1/20/09
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:58pm.
That's ok, I was kidding that I took offense. I'm the exception to the IT guy code.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:56pm.
Hey!! I'm an IT manager, a heavily tattooed, heavy drinking, former strip club bouncer who is an IT manager. The stereotype doesn't fit!
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Sorry Valtrex, just makin a funny. As it turns out our IT folks ARE the stereotype, right down to the pocket protectors and Star Wars tones on the cell phones.
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
Snow - it just started snowing here (Boston area).
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:53pm.
Fuck, dudes. It took me SO damn long to get home this morning! And it's not cold but the snow is TOTALLY attacking people out there...I was so fucking cranky that one of them hip-hop guys passed me on the street and before I could stop myself I said:
"Dude. Pull up your fucking pants!" LOL!
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I told you it was a bad idea to buy snowshoes with 5 inch heels. Oh, imagine that, a Canadian in a bacon post!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I just fell more in love with TV.
*swoons*
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:53pm.
Jeffro- A youper! yeah, they get LOTS of snow up dere, eh.
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well over 100 inches per year, don't they? We've never visited and I don't really have any inkling to, just wondering.
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
Wooo it's 65 and partly cloudy here in NC!!!!
It's cold and raining here today. I HATE RAIN!
I'm out at 1:30 today. Gotta take the kid to a birthday party. WOO HOO!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:51pm.
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Poindexter gots a new hooptie? LOL
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Hey!! I'm an IT manager, a heavily tattooed, heavy drinking, former strip club bouncer who is an IT manager. The stereotype doesn't fit!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I can leave any time I want to, I just have to use benefit time.
Fuck, dudes. It took me SO damn long to get home this morning! And it's not cold but the snow is TOTALLY attacking people out there...I was so fucking cranky that one of them hip-hop guys passed me on the street and before I could stop myself I said:
"Dude. Pull up your fucking pants!" LOL!
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Jeffro- A youper! yeah, they get LOTS of snow up dere, eh.
kdracofan : an HOUR! lucky! if we don't get an early dismissal I'm leaving at 3. I'll use my foot surgery and the fact that I live in backwoods Jersey as my way out...
oh and TY!
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:43pm.
No, it's supposed to clear up by late afternoon here (MI). Good thing, because there isn't really anyone that desirable here. Though, the new IT guy has a really nice car...
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Poindexter gots a new hooptie? LOL
My sister in law lives in the Upper Peninsula, friggin nuts.
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
snowpiece (congrats again on your CT win! - it made me laugh out loud) I am leaving in an hour.
It is getting messy out there.
And you?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:45pm.
I don't think it's going to get warm enough to move over to rain. I just looked at the radar, though. Looks like it will be less than an hour and the snow will pass, so hopefully those durn plows will get ta werk!
kdracofan; do you think you'll get to go home early? it's already a MESS out there!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Damn this fucking NYC snow!!! I am flying out of this bitch at 6am tomorrow, and if my flight is delayed or cancelled after hauling my ass outta bed at 4am, THERE WILL BE BLOODHSED.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:36pm.
Yeah, MUCH safer to wait for the coating of ice we're supposed to get on top of the snow! I'm working at home, my only commute is gonna be going to the kitchen for more bacon!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I love a poutine (fries, sauce and cheese) the morning after a drinking binge.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:40pm.
Shit KD, do they expect you to spend the night? Finally get a shot at that copy repair guy? LOL
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No, it's supposed to clear up by late afternoon here (MI). Good thing, because there isn't really anyone that desirable here. Though, the new IT guy has a really nice car...
Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:36pm.
Drat, they just sent out a company message saying they aren't going to close early because it would be "safer" to stay and "wait out the storm". Pff.
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Shit KD, do they expect you to spend the night? Finally get a shot at that copy repair guy? LOL
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
SNOW IN THE CITY!
PS: what a gross looking thing - ew
Drat, they just sent out a company message saying they aren't going to close early because it would be "safer" to stay and "wait out the storm". Pff.
Ack! I just died of a heart attack!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:32pm.
This is the bacon condom that Justin Timberlake used to get Britney to give her first blow job.
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Oh gross, is that JT's dick cheese?? Ewwwww! :)
I used to have bandaid's that were bacon shaped. those were fun!
This is the bacon condom that Justin Timberlake used to get Britney to give her first blow job.
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Um, it's 60 fucking degrees where I live right now!!! So retarded!!!!
why did we have to see aretha's baby pics? haven't we seen enough of those?