OH GOD.
I was browsing Buzzfeed this morning and I came across this. THIS! I had to post this shit, so you could suffer with me. Although, some of you might be trying to bite the screen. You fat fucks!
Normally, I'd want to crawl inside this bacon cheese roll and eat it from the inside out, but because I'm suffering from the hangover voms, this is the last thing I need to see. When I first saw this picture, I barf burped. When I'm hungover, I can't really eat food, but I know some whores who devour tubs of grease when they have the post-drunk ills.
Why do I have to be hungover?! I would enjoy this so much more if I wasn't. I mean, it's a bacon and cheese orgy. I bet you this is what Aretha Franklin's lady jizz balls look like.
Click here to get the recipe. You better believe I'm going to make this shit when I don't feel like I want to go diarrhea through my mouth. By the way, if you have a heart attack or grease seizure after eating this, it might be worth it.
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It looks like a Harlequin Syndrome baby! OMFG!
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Oh God no. I received a flash screamer from a so called "friend" a couple of years ago. It had the badly deformed baby, the Exorcist face, and other very gory pics pop up at the end. It really did a number on me. It gave me nightmares for weeks, and even to this day I'm uncomfortable sleeping alone in the dark after that. I severed my friendship with the person over that.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 1:03pm.
LCT and MP: Thanks for the reality check. I've been bitching about how cold it is here in San Francisco (+50 with wind chill to +43).
== And I'm downunder heyah sweating like the proverbial pig. Santa suit = shorts and flip flops. I don't like it!!!! (nature and shit I mean). The forecast for Christmas day is about 95 degrees, humid as a fuck followed by a mini tornado.
Carry on.
It looks like a Harlequin Syndrome baby! OMFG!
Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.
GODDAMN THAT IS FUCKING NASTY AS HELL LOOKING. I WOULD EAT IT IF IT WAS BAKED FOR ABOUT 12 FUCKING HOURS. GODDAMN WHAT DID YOU DO. GO OUT AND FUCKING GET THE MOTHERFUCKING PIG AND WRAP IT AROUND SOME FUCKING CHEESE. FUCK.
LCT and MP: Thanks for the reality check. I've been bitching about how cold it is here in San Francisco (+50 with wind chill to +43).
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Actually now that I've seen the step by step instructions I kinda wanna make it! LOL! Looks good.
Please that's called breakfast in the Paula Dean home.
StaceBace - Click on the photo when you go to the link and the recipe in step-by-step photos will open up.
This would be perfect for Hanukkah brunch!
This would be perfect for Hanukkah brunch!
That sickens me.
no beef? it's a sushi (raw0bacon cheese ball.gag
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"Zuzu Bailey: Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."
Fuck that is gross looking. I can only eat bacon and sausage if it is well cooked and crispy. There is nothing more disappointing than going out to eat and ordering a big club sandwich or bacon burger and the bacon is half rubbery and raw. Or an omlette with half raw bacon in the middle. What the fuck are these people thinking. If you are going to serve bacon on something, make sure it is nice and crispy. Lazy fucks.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
LCT
IM in chicago...ill shut it now...you're in canada, right? Oh lord, i shouldn't be complaining!
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
I feel your pain MK, I was so hungover yesterday I ate a cheese bacon sandwich and almost puked an hour later (maybe because I don't usually eat cheese or bacon but was just craving it). It sounds good because you're probably still drunk when you decide to eat it, then you get the hangover voms or nausea like I did. I slept from 9pm-7am last nite because I was so illin'!
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That is some nasty looking shit.
Now I really feel nuasues... nausaor.. all sick in the tummy.
I've noticed this sort of fuckery from MK before... if he's feeling crook he does his best to make us gaggity gag *hoik* feel crook as well. He has a cruel (bacon) streak.
Britney's skin graft.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:35pm.
Bacon Cheese Roll. When you absolutely, positively no longer give a fuck.
add in a white russian and you just described what i strive to be
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with the bravery of being out of range."
I thought that might have been the 18th Duggar child for a minute there.
that is one of the MOST DISGUSTING food items I think I have ever seen. hungover or not.
And we wonder why we are a nation of fat fux.
Bacon Cheese Roll. When you absolutely, positively no longer give a fuck.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:27pm.
LCT
seriously. This whole week has been chaos it's too fucking cold, im already sick of winter and it hasn't even officially started! not until the 21st...imagine that
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Where are you? I don't know how much more of this -40 with the windchill shit I can take before I take off all my winter clothes and lay in the street to freeze to death.
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Own it like a strap-on.
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seriously. This whole week has been chaos it's too fucking cold, im already sick of winter and it hasn't even officially started! not until the 21st...imagine that
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Thank you MK. I have now spewed barf all over my screen.
*gets antibacterial wipes*
Why are us sluts such drunks?
I CAN HAZ STOMACH PUMP?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I want that sooooooooo bad right now.
I'm suffering from 'Too fucking cold out to even breathe, by toes are going to break off and I'm sick to death of winter' depression.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:07pm.
ugh, that looks like a snout, with cheesy snot running out of it!
Hi Farrah!
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hi honey!
Thanks for the "snout" comment. It's already lunch time here and i was looking for a reason to EAT LESS!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
Charles Manson
you are one crazy bastard
Charles Manson - thank you for enlightening us. I pity your liver.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:14pm.
man, you give all caps jim a run for his money!
hahahahaaaa
:-D
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PSL - Ugh!! The snout comment!!! Dry heaving. LOL
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That is disgusting. Uuughh.
OMG PSL you are so right it totally does look like a snout, disGUSting! reminds me of the one and only time I went to Staten Island, to a damn pig roast and they were playing with the snout, putting it on their faces etc.
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
I KNOW HOW TO CURE A MOTHERFUCKING HANGOVER. A FUCKING HANGOVER IS A POLITICALLY CORRECT TERM FOR GODDAMN FUCKING ALCOHOL WITHDRAWAL. IF YOU WAKE UP IN THE GODDAMN FUCKING MORNING AND HAVE THE DRY HEAVES AND SWEATS THE ONLY CURE FOR THAT IS A PINT OF VODKA. YOU WILL FEEL FUCKING MUCH BETTER AFTER FUCKING THAT.
I thought that was some burn victim at first viewing.
Complete and utter wrongness.....
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:02pm.
I'd wager Paula Deen is involved here? But then there'd be chocolate sprinkles.
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If Paula Deen was involved, the bacon would be wrapped around a stick of butter.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Damn, that's nasty.
I wouldn't eat that and I'm a fat fuck who eats anything!
Why do you do this to us, Michael K, why????? Did we give you a bad BJ or something?
Damn...can i get the recipe, should have made it for my work party...that'll show them to overlook me for a promotion..lol
ugh, that looks like a snout, with cheesy snot running out of it!
Hi Farrah!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:36am.
GMTA! :)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:01pm.
PSL: ha ha you know you live off of these things in your trailer. BTW your trailer is starting to sink in the mud, you may want to lay off the damn bacon
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i've been telling her to get out her damn doublewide but she can't even fit thru the doors anymore.*sigh* fat beesh!
On Topic: my new Canadian neighbors might want that. I swear, this street will never be the same after their frying skills. I shall rename it "Canadian Bacon Ave"
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
PSL: how about taking a POOOOOOOOOO.
OMG I am asking for a beat down from PSL this morning,LOL ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
My arteries are clogging just looking at that!
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yes snowy! there is a dip in the floor here, from the pressure of my fat ass sitting all day. I really need to do something physical.
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Jesus Freaks, out in the streets, handing tickets out for God...
-Elton John "Tiny Dancer"
You know Mickey D's is going to steal this shit and put it in a bun.
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Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.
They work faster.
I'd wager Paula Deen is involved here? But then there'd be chocolate sprinkles.
PSL: ha ha you know you live off of these things in your trailer. BTW your trailer is starting to sink in the mud, you may want to lay off the damn bacon ;PPPPPPPPP
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
First you say the 18th Duggar kid is here, then you try to tell us that this some kind of tasty snack. YOU AIN'T FOOLIN' ME WIT DAT SHIT MK!!!!! I know that is little Jordyn-Grace's afterbirth...you sick bastard....LMAO
Not a cheese fan, but I'd take that hunk of bacon.
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Just one look, and I fell so hard, hard, hard
In love, with you......
Ugh..looks like a carcass. When I was in my twenties I would raid McD's post hangover. Now I can't stand the smell of it. Soup, bananas,jello, a handful of B12, 20 bottles of water and lay in bed and watch campy movies. It's not a cure but it helps.
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