OH GOD.
I was browsing Buzzfeed this morning and I came across this. THIS! I had to post this shit, so you could suffer with me. Although, some of you might be trying to bite the screen. You fat fucks!
Normally, I'd want to crawl inside this bacon cheese roll and eat it from the inside out, but because I'm suffering from the hangover voms, this is the last thing I need to see. When I first saw this picture, I barf burped. When I'm hungover, I can't really eat food, but I know some whores who devour tubs of grease when they have the post-drunk ills.
Why do I have to be hungover?! I would enjoy this so much more if I wasn't. I mean, it's a bacon and cheese orgy. I bet you this is what Aretha Franklin's lady jizz balls look like.
Click here to get the recipe. You better believe I'm going to make this shit when I don't feel like I want to go diarrhea through my mouth. By the way, if you have a heart attack or grease seizure after eating this, it might be worth it.
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i used to like bacon...
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it's like a Combo, but outta bacon
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
One bite of that and I'd be pissing out of my asshole for the rest of the day.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
This should be baked in a pastry crust, basted in the bacon grease, and served with a big mug of Bailey's eggnog!!
Cue Heart attack!
This what you get for eating meat!!!
Merry Chrismashansikwanaka, ya'll
Alright...I was raised in Nebraska. My parents were huge meat-eaters. I looooove meat, especially bacon. When my ass gets blazed, I can be SUCH a glutton and huge amounts of the greasiest, nastiest food you can imagine. I have probably consumed more than 10,000 calories in a sitting at times.
I could never eat this. There is no reason for this insane fuckery. It needs to be outlawed.
If I was hungover, which I should be but I wasn't sure about the weather predictions, I would totally be into this log of heart killing.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
That looks like a corpse lying on a slab in the morgue! Of course, that's appropriate, since that what you will be after you eat this garbage.
Submitted by Linda V on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 11:48am.
And here I thought fried oreos and twinkies where bad.
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THEY ARE? ...WHERE IS THAT HUMANITY?!?! *cries*
Bacon and Cheese lovers need to try a Kentucky Hot Brown. yummmmmmmmm.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/Hot_Brown_Kurtz.jpg
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
I feel the urge to purge looking at this picture. I like bacon but not all rubbery and filled with goopy cheese. Blech!
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Hmmm my creative juices are flowing here...First a Chanel Beef Jerky purse..now a Bacon Duffle bag..perfect for the gym enthusiast fer sure.
And here I thought fried oreos and twinkies where bad.
because i can...
I love how you have to weave the bacon first.
Makes it look pretty.
Disgusting. However! It would be fun to make one for the bacon lover in your life. It's usually a guy and those of us in the upper midwest/canada always have one in the immediate family. Might be a little hard not to puke when you're making it, tho ...
That looks AWESOME!! love bacon! lol.
Hey MK...try taking "chaser" before you drink. I take the stuff and NEVER get hangovers anymore. I can't afford to have a hangover...since I always have to get up with the kids. Soooo...since you already have a hangover, I would say to sip on some tomato juice. That works too. :D
Hope you feel better....you big drunk! ;P
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Looks like Benji Madden just had a post-Paris penectomy.
Oh, wait. Is this a "Caption This" contest picture?
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That is what shitney's arteries look like.
I watch alotta lotta CSI Vegas and that looks mysteriously similar to one of those fried cadaver people....hmmmm
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Hold the home fries Holmes..I'm on a diet~
You don't really need a recipe--just make what you see here. But any recipe that starts "weave bacon" gets my attention.
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Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins.
I prefer BLTs IDK about this cheese ball tho
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Well MK, if you want to play, you have pay!
Canadian birthday cake.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
OMG I love cheese balls! I love bacon also but this is just too much. It probably sounds wierd but I HATE cripsy/crunchy bacon its just nasty to me. I don't like it raw but I like it flexible.
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
This looks like the inside of your heart after you eat it. Serve with biscuits, gravy, and a Lipitor.
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Ow! My arteries just hardened looking at the pic.
Maybe this is what is stuck in Pete D.'s arm.
Ow! My arteries just hardened looking at the pic.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
um... what is the appeal of this? GROSS! It's just wrong, wrong, wrong.. and I should know!
..and youre right- some of that bacon doesnt look cooked!
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meat is murder and pigs are a filty animal
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
My sonny boy would be in bacon hog heaven..he lubs bacon! And so does my little puppy, Master Shadow Van Winkle, Esq. (He also lubs pizza bones)
I'm having a heart attack lookin at dat chit. Whats duh recipe?
Holy heart attack.
At first I thought this was the "after Paris" shot of Madden's junk.
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I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed.
who could not love bacon? it looks gross, but i bet it smells just like heaven.
I love bacon, but only when it's cooked, that look fucking nasty, like eating a wad of snot.
Gross! Personally, I prefer Turkey Bacon. And just an FYI, the oscar meyer kind does taste better than the generic.
BACOOOONNN
I loves it
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Rivers says Merry Christmas! And I say Merry Xmas! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqgN0T6f1kg
Hot damn, I want one. It's almost like pron!