Working Out With Mop Head
Isn't there a law somewhere that stated my arch rival CHERYL BURKE is only allowed to show her mop head during Dancing with the Has-Beens? So why does she have another workout DVD series coming out? It's kind of ironic since she went on that whole "Stop Calling Me A Fat Fuck" tour. This shit will probably make you skinny since you'll yack up everything in your stomach while watching Mop Head flex her ass.
What's even worse is that CHERYL BURKE's new workout DVD grossly called Disco Abs is set to the music of the 70s! Hot songs like "Disco Inerno" and "YMCA" will be ruined by CHERYL BURKE running her filthy mop head all over them.
Mop Head had this to say about her vomit inducing workout series: “I created Disco Abs so you could have as much fun getting in shape as I do. Disco Abs will change the way people think about exercise!”
CHERYL BURKE is in shape?! No need to touch that one. It already molested itself a million times over. Only Mop Head would come out with some shit called Disco Abs. Bitches in the 70s stayed skinny by snorting coke and not eating, so if anyone should host this shit, it should be HoHan.
And I'm sick of these stupid ass workout videos! There's only one bitch who knows fitness and that's Greer Childs! I've posted this before, but it's time for an encore. CHERYL BURKE needs to see this shit, so she realizes that she must gracefully bow out and let Greer handle it. I try to do this excercise once a week. It helps when there's a peen in front of you.
(Thanks Stacy)
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You have to be in shape to make workout videos. This ugly bitch is like 20lbs overweight, she needs to practice what she preaches. And PS some stupid fuckin disco abs video is NOT going to get you in shape. People buy and believe anything. Join and gym, run and lift weights cuz thats the ONLY REAL WAY to get a sick body. I really hate this chick.
She looks like shit.
WTF is she doing????
OMFG!!! I thought I would never see this again. My mom had this video when I was younger. I always tell my husband about this silly thing and now I have video proof it existed. Leave it to MK to find it!
LOL! I wonder what she does with that vase behind her.......
Burke looks like she is religious and super conservative.The kind of chick I loathe.I hate the sight of her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I can always tell when there's a an airbrushing to hide the wrinkles cuz I find myself rubbing my eyes thinking I need glasses for crimmus sake.
I must be breathing wrong cuz I ain't skinny like dat ol lady. How does she exercise and her hair stay in place like that?
I think I got a good workout from LAUGHING at "The Lion" so much!
"This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy"
- Michele Weinburger
PS my face muscles get plenty of exercise because I eat too much!
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Who's seen the Christian workout show they used to have on TBN or whatever? That shit was hilarious. Bitches with clown-face makeup and ratted permed hair crying out, "And one more squat thrust for Jesus! Praise be. Hallelujah."
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:20pm.
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Ow, diet root beer out my nose again
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Fuck disco abs. I do macarena kegels.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Everyone and their cleaning lady has a workout video. Retarded.
Know what I want to try? Callanetics. That shit is supposed to work, too. It makes sense to me that it would. Shit, that power yoga that Steve Ross does on "Inhale" TOTALLY whipped my ass into shape. Who'd'a thunk just holding a pose could make you sweat like a bastard and ache for days? Unreal.
being orange is never cute, but she's not fat. just cuz u can't see her ribletts doesn't mean she's fat.
say that ain't fur. Cheryl, I was your number one fan. I luv you rockin body and cool hair.
You have betrayed me. You are are are dead to me.
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The fake tan is icky, but I think she has a great body.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
what's going on miss triscuit!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
i dont understand why so many guys want to *&$! this woman
she looks kinda tranny to me
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What is it gonna take for this bitch to recognize that her hair is ridic??? I mean, it's ridic all by itself but then her head just makes it that much worse.
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HELL NAW!!!!!!!!!
this BITCH IS CRAZY (IT NEEDS KANYE"S ALL CAPS TO SAY THIS)
hot slut(BABE) of the year awards is hers
i am refering to the video not mophead
I are hazing internetz fuckery! GRRRR!
I bought that tape with the crazy blonde lady.
I'm not ashamed.
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Lord, I'm so glad I wasn't around for most of the 80's horrible. Don't hate on Disco music MK thats some of the best workout music!
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I won't let all this commercialism ruin my christmas.
This really bothers me for some reason.
Whay is this crazee bitch doing?
edit to laugh at myself for typing "whay"
Whoa, Mikey. It's Greer Childers, not Childs! And that gymbar **worked**. I measured myself with a tape measure b4 and after, and trust me, it's legit. You c-a-n do aerobic breathing and lose inches (sorry to sound like a commercial). And that's not all. Those dopey faces at the beginning of Greer's tape? That is also a **legit** way to lose a double chin!! Read it on the internet. I have pals who still use that gymbar as a form of exercise. Better than sitting and eating animal cookies:)
That video is so effing hysterical! I remember that fuckery from the 1990's, wasn't it? I wonder what ol' Greer is up to these days?
*What kind of fuckery is this?*
MK could cram the bacon-cheese roll down her throat so that she becomes too cholesterol-laden to do anything but lie on a couch (not Abandoned Couch!) all day.
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How does she get her own exercise video if she's huge?! There's some fuckery right there, it's like Rosie O'Donnell getting her own workout video...!
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Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:46pm.
I make an excelllent hot-tard. I give more allowance to the vaginal area than the one shown in the video. Im generous like that.
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Good. 'Cause I like wearing diaper-sized napkins.
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I make an excelllent hot-tard. I give more allowance to the vaginal area than the one shown in the video. Im generous like that.
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missy, if I were a gayelle I'd WEAR you like a HOT-TARD!
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Own it like a strap-on.
whenever I see mophead I am reminded of Okie saying she made her think of that Swifter commercial "baby come back" LMAo remembering it
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
LCT, YOURE a HOT-TARD! :) ♥
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Submitted by missy on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:19pm.
that leotard is HOT! HOT-TARD!
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Hahhahaah oh my God that so made my day.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by wildchildintn on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:38pm.
my vagina area would never fit in such a small leotard...just a random thought.
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Aaaahahahahahahahahahahah.
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Is that rabbit fur she's wearing??? Uh Oh, Mopzilla vs. Khloe Kong oil wrestling image just entered my head.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
LCT yews, talking about Mop Head. Crazy hair lady must have one hell of a crazy "O" face if she does this fuckery during work out times.
yes Sunshine, I do! You are correct!
I agree, I wouild never take weight loss/exercise tips from someone who's body size/shape/type I didn't respect/want.
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Jesus Freaks, out in the streets, handing tickets out for God...
-Elton John "Tiny Dancer"
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:34pm.
I refuse to take work out tips from someone heavier than me.
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........... that woman could quite possible have a smaller waist than Barbie.
Neeeeeeeeeeeeevermind, I thought you were talking about Big Hair, not Mop Head.
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Own it like a strap-on.
LCT - I meant Cheryl Burke. No the lady with teh crazy faces.
my vagina area would never fit in such a small leotard...just a random thought.
Hahahaaaaa. I worked at the Home Shopping Network for several years (many years ago) as a customer service rep and order taker. She would be on air for an hour selling the shit out of these stupid exercise and weight loss tapes. It wasn't until people popped in the tape they realized they would have to sit around and grunt and strain. I met a lot of celebs working there. Back then the presentation stage was right up in front directly in front of all the Reps in the same room. The nicest person I ever met was Ivana Trump. Very nice, very gracious. Very down to earth. She volunteered to serve all the employees hot dogs in the break room. And she did gladly. The worst was Suzanne Somers. What a cunt. She was unbelievable snooty and refused to even acknowlege us.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Ok, I can't watch this with sound. WTF is that bitch doing in the clip?
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:34pm.
I refuse to take work out tips from someone heavier than me.
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M.E., i luvs chu. And i agree. This bitch ahould take advice from us.
advice #1:
GET A FUCKING DECENT HAIRCUT, MOP HEAD!
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
I refuse to take work out tips from someone heavier than me.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:27pm.
Why did all 80's chicks have such narrow hips
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:31pm.
some women are born that way. My hips are tiny too.
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Of course, its just that they seem to predominate in the 1980's. Didja ever notice how each decade has a body style?
That face at 0:27 made me laugh so hard sick boogers flew everywhere. Hot.
I want to hetero marry her.
Also, does anyone feel like cuddling times?
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I need her to explain that hair and the beaver pelt she's wearing in that pic.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 12:27pm.
Why did all 80's chicks have such narrow hips
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some women are born that way. My hips are tiny too.
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Jesus Freaks, out in the streets, handing tickets out for God...
-Elton John "Tiny Dancer"