Stepford Katie Loves Home Depot
Stepford Katie says she loves going to Rojo Caliente's idea of heaven called Home Depot. In some new book about celebrity moms called The Black Book of Hollywood Pregnancy Secrets, Katie said, “I’ve been to the Depot many times with other moms. I know how to push a cart. I’m not a wimpy girl."
Tommy Girl probably sends her to buy power drills, thick chains, rubber gloves, nut drivers, butt splices and hardwood screws. Stepford Katie just figures he's making another Suri.
Sometimes Tommy comes with her and since she's not a wimpy girl, she pushes the car with him in it while he sings "Don't Rain On My Parade" from Funny Girl. That's his favorite part.
Katie also said she's not worried about Suri's terrible 2s. “I just hope she’s not looking at me thinking, ‘Mom, are the terrible 30s coming on with you?"
No, she's looking at you thinking, "Mom, you look like shit!"
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She looks like a scary clown!
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Sit yo ass down!
Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on Sat, 12/20/2008 - 10:27am.
Good job
turning her into a 45 year old woman Tom.
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Yeah, and with 85 year old woman makeup.
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Good job turning her into a 45 year old woman Tom.
Looks like someone had their makeup gun set to "Whore".
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
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I though only women over 50 belonged to the Red Hat Society.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Guess she's not gonna wait til she gets old to make people think she's crazy.
Flacid hair, purple eye-shadow (Xenu, why?) and red lipstick that has bled out. I though only women over 50 belonged to the Red Hat Society.
If you can push a cart and then put that bratty daughter of yours in a stroller.
My hubby is a home-depot WHORE. Fuckin-A! He'll find ANY excuse to go to that dog-forsaken place.
Katie's eyeliner is wiggin' me out.
Hey, somebody has to be the butch in the fam. I bet Katie has her own tools like me. My hubby made the mistake of 'borrowing' my needle nose pliers once without asking...let's just say...he doesn't do that shit no-mo. *grumble*
Submitted by Rosemary on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:09pm.
I don't know how to put on eyeshadow. Tried and tried it never looks right. I can put on mascara, eyeliner, of course foundation, and lipstick. That's it. And that's what I use minus eyeliner sometimes.
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Run with it Rosemary. Whatever feels right to you IS right for you.
You don't need eye liner if you have a good mascara like Lancome's Definicils, or, at your local drugstore, Cover Girl's Volume Exact Mascara.
I could never wear eyeshadow because of allergies, but the mascara more than makes up for the lack of other eye make-up. Without mascara, people ask me if I'm feeling well...It really enhances your face.
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Reporter whispers...girl you look crazy...
Katie's look... YOU KNOW IT!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 5:52pm.
I am a make up addict and wear some weird colors but even I would not wear that eye shadow.
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Yeah nice makeup Katie (vomit)
I'd wear the eye makeup but I sure as hell would not add red lips into the equation. And I think I'd have to smudge up that violet with some bronze or something darker.
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She can push a cart?I am so impressed!Then push a stroller instead of carrying Suri around like a cabbage patch doll.She was very pretty once,it's sad to see what has happened to her looks. I am a make up addict and wear some weird colors but even I would not wear that eye shadow.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I watched a few DC epis the other night and was rather shocked to learn Katie was pretty once.
Marrying Tommy definitely seems to leave you looking old and entirely no longer hot.
"Older lady"?!?!?! She just turned 30.
Submitted by Rosemary on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:11pm.
Oh and only bottom eyeliner, the top i have no friggin clue how to do that. MAC makeup is the best there is.
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That's funny, because I can only do top lid. I think it just emphasizes my bags, so I've never mastered it.
Plain_sliced disgusting avie again! Make it go awaaaaay!
for an older lady, she shouldn't be wearing such wild colors. makes her look stupid.
Do you think that Tom notices that wife bot III looks like crap and is getting better at it? Maybe he should have waited for the manic episode to pass before plunging in there. Ah well, one divorce, two divorce, three divorce, more.
Maybe Baz Luhrmann will take pity and cast Katie in the Great Gatsby.
She knows how to push a cart??? - fuck she's a talented bitch - give her an Oscar!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Oh and only bottom eyeliner, the top i have no friggin clue how to do that. MAC makeup is the best there is.
I don't know how to put on eyeshadow. Tried and tried it never looks right. I can put on mascara, eyeliner, of course foundation, and lipstick. That's it. And that's what I use minus eyeliner sometimes.
LOL @ ""I know how to push a cart" . Well so do a lot of people Katie, you didn't get that from scientology .
That you even have to brag you visit Home Depot says a lot.
Submitted by mentirosos on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:27pm.
I think Katie is a lucky woman....to have such a beautiful daughter.
Didn't you know she's a clone?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:04pm.
Purple eyeliner/eyeshadow is nice.
Ultraviolet eyeliner/eyeshadow is not.
EXACTLY. Katie: Tone it down, you look like a clown.
I think Katie is a lucky woman....to have such a beautiful daughter.
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Its confirmed.....the remains ARE those of Caylee Anthony!
Wow! I've even pushed TWO carts out of the grocery store before! I'm SUPERWOMAN!
I think someone younger and funkier than Kate Cruise could prolly pull off those eyes with those lips, but poor Kate just comes off like Lily Allen at 35. Not a good look...
you know Tommy would have to accompany her to Home Depot to check out the men
I wore bright purple eyeliner like that in high school. I still think purple looks pretty with dark eyes, but I've toned it down a bit in my old age...
Hers would look a lot better if she toned down the clown mouth.
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Submitted by MtlMama on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:37pm.
"I know how to push a cart"?!?!
WTF??
My copy of "Our Bodies, Ourselves" just flew off the damned shelf.
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I wear purple eyeliner and shadow, too. But like someone else said, I don't encrust my eyes in it.
Stila (my absolute fav brand) has great purples. Sephora has an exclusive Stila eye shadow palette with several purple shades that are gorgeous.
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:47pm.
i agree. Purple is beautiful, as some shades of blue, but blue is not for me.
I think what kills this "look" is the lipstick. I always thin that's either or. Not both. If you're gonna do red lips, maybe just a little bit of eyeliner, á la Dita, if you're gonna do dramatic eyes, paler lipstick. Or just pale lipgloss.
but, of course, that MHO...
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:03pm.
It's a shame that no one, ANYONE! in the Cruise Kidman family had the time to attend Connors movie/acting debut in LA on Tuesday night (Will Smith's new flick). WTF?
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Maybe Conor is rebelling against Scientology and, thus, being ostracized.
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Purple eyeliner/eyeshadow is nice.
Ultraviolet eyeliner/eyeshadow is not.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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It's a shame that no one, ANYONE! in the Cruise Kidman family had the time to attend Connors movie/acting debut in LA on Tuesday night (Will Smith's new flick). WTF?
I actually like the purple stuff, just not with red lipstick. Katie does look like crap...I look better than she does and I'm about a year older. But then again, most people think I'm in my mid 20s. Katie's looked in her late 30s for the past two years. Xenu and Tommy Girl have zapped all the youthfulness from her and she is merely a husk of her formal self.
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Purple eyeliner is softer and more flattering than black or brown. Just not the way Katebot has done it here.
1983 called and wants its makeover back.
Well golly gee, she's just like us, bitch please, she went for the hotdogs and to cruise for jail bait for Tommygirl's Dungeon Games.
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I wear purple eyeliner too. But there's no way in hell I'd wear it with red lipstick. Or any kind of bright lipstick really.
I think what really makes this look so wrong is the fact that Katie has the face of a conservative 53 year old soccermom. Doesn't go well with the 'make me up - Barbie' colors....
There is a difference between wearing purple eyeliner and encrusting your eyelids with purple eyeshadow. One is acceptable, the other is probably not. It's what you do with the makeup, not the colors themselves. (Not everybody has the same skin tone. What looks horrible on one woman looks great on another. Not that you don't already know this, just throwin' it out there.)
OT: Just got a news update about the Casey/Caylee Anthony Update. The remains found were confirmed to be the child's...
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 2:17pm.
Ha, I read that this morning, and I don't believe it for one second. That would mean Nicky and Katie had some sort of sexual contact with Tommy girl. I would sooner believe in santa than Tommy ever touching a woman.
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Agreed. Mimi Rogers said he never wanted to have sex and called him a monk. She dumped him 18 years ago, and I doubt he's grown more sensual with age. And supposedly he dumped Kidman when she got pregnant; he said the baby wasn't his. He's a peach.
*raises eyebrows*
That eyeliner she is wearing is the exact shade of an eyeliner that I got in a bulk cosmetic purchase. I got like 200 of them and I give them away free when I ship an order out. It's a Maybelline Expert Eyes liner.
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That photo reminds me of when my sister and I got a 50-pack of markers in all sorts of pretty colors. We gave our Barbies makeovers.
And tattoos. And pubic hair. And butt cracks.
"I know how to push a cart"?!?!
WTF??
My copy of "Our Bodies, Ourselves" just flew off the damned shelf.
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From what I've been told, my skin tone paired with my hazel/brown eyes and dark blonde hair, purple brightens my eyes.
I guess, whatever, that is what some makeup bitch told me.
AW, thanks Lory!!!!!!!!!
"I know how to push a cart"
...and what idiot doesn't?
Can you make a 45° angle cut on two pieces of moulding and match them up?