Wonky Got Frontdoored!
Wonky McValtrex was burglarized last night after some bitches opened her unlocked front door and waltzed right in without a problem. Yeah, her front door is always unlocked and easy to get into.
The L.A. Times says that the burglary went down sometime this morning at Wonky's Hollywood Hills herp nest when she wasn't home. The burglars stole $2 million worth of her fugly shit including jewelry and other stuff.
The LAPD are at Wonky's house today looking at footage from the security tapes and talking to whores.
The burglars are lucky Wonky wasn't home at the time, because she would've jumped on their peens and fucked them to death with her toxic vagina. They are no match for the dick bandit.
And it's probably easy for the LAPD to find out who did it. They just have to check all the free clinics today for any dudes asking for a Valtrex prescription, because you know her jewelry is covered with her skank jelly. Especially, her diamond covered puss beads.
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............. why is there a sleeping bag in the back of your van? I don't see any cookies...
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Submitted by aquarius on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 4:30pm.
Two words:
NANCY GRACE
Also: the child was missing.
Aquarius- Yes, I've wondered about that too. Was the woman white? I hate to say it, but sometimes if they aren't it's not as big of news.
Clarisse, no, David Camm (I think that's his name)
aquarius,
Are you talking about Bobby Cutts Jr.?
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What I don't understand (and don't crucify me here) is why the Caylee Anthony story is national news. There was a pregnant woman who was murdered in my hometown last year, a grisly murder with a pretty twisted baby-daddy story behind it, and it was only on the local news, and only for a few days.
I thought the same thing about Scott Peterson -- around the same time he was on trial, a cop in Indiana shot and killed his wife and two small children, tried to cover it up (badly) and got indicted. This story was covered on a few regional stations, but that was it. I just don't understand what makes one crime story involving "normal" people national news for weeks and the other immediately buried in the local news markets.
They apparently walked out with $1,000,000 worth of STD meds, $999,997 worth of drugs she slips to Greek shipping heirs to make them fuck her, and the 3 dollars she was refunded by the photographer who took her "sexy" xmas card pictures.
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Nice bulge!!! Why Jared, is that a cod-piece or are you happy to see me?
Actually the oubliette ref came from a special I watched last night on Leap Castle in Ireland. They would take their prisoners, toss em in the ole oubliette and that was their "life sentence". They starved and rotted down there. (yeah, I watch weird shit)
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Awwww. Poor wittle Parisite! Her life is SO hard. She has to remember to lock her own door and everything! Wittle Pwincess Parisite is too special for such mundane tasks.
What an obnoxious cunt. This is some bullshit scam to either collect insurance money and/or keep her diseased twat in the press.
Lol M.E. And all it took was an infanticidal Floridian dirtbag ho. Speaking of which...Paris Hilton is still famous?!?
Meter reader is about to make a statement!!!
I wish fucking local 6 would quit talking about how sorry the feel for the Anthonys!!! FUCK them!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:48pm.
pssst...
come ere...
want a fresh baked cookie little girl? I have a whole batch if you'd help me find my lost kitten.
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:46pm.
LCT- I missed something too, but here is the website:
http://www.familywatchdog.us/
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Oh fuck, thank God that's for the States. I can keep on pretending I live in a neighborhood of cookie bakers, and cookie bakers only.
Thanks for posting it, though.
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http://www.familywatchdog.us/ShowMap.asp?frm=0
I wish I could remember the website that shows crime activity in your neighborhood. It's pretty neat.
Clarisse: LMAO @ Oubliette. Heee heee heee heee heee heee heee.
Steal bacon wrapped cheese? Lifetime in the Bog of Eternal Stench.
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LCT- I missed something too, but here is the website:
http://www.familywatchdog.us/
I looked at it once and found a bunch of pervs in my neighborhood. And then I noticed that I WORK with one of them and got the heebie jeebies.
You abuse/murder a child? Execute ala William Wallace.
You abuse/murder the elderly? Toss in oubliette, leave to rot.
You kill someone in anything but self defense (even if you are "insane"): Humane euthanasia.
As far as sex offenders being everywhere now...those fuckers were always there. You just didn't know it.
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For once I finally agree with what ricki lake is posting. LOL
Two Mill and the front door was unlocked?
Sounds like Paris may have set herself up to be ripped-off and is in on it.
@ mentirosos
I think that's a wonderful thought about castration of pedophiles mentirosos. Unfortunately that wouldn't keep them from obsessing in their sick heads about molesting children. There are other means of physical molestation. The death penalty sounds nice. But make it hurt. None of that nicey nice stuff with IV's and stuff. A little old fashioned electric chair would suffice.
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Ugh. I had a feeling as such. Gee, I guess it's not a good idea to pressure teenagers into needlessly ruining their lives. Who would've thought?
I mean, would the dumbass mother pressure someone who hated animals into getting a dog? If the answer is 'no,' then I have no idea why she would give even less consideration to a child. If you're that fuckin' obsessed, Grandma, adopt the kid yourself. I suppose you probably don't even realize that this little girl's blood is on your hands, too. Stupid cunt.
Whhhhhoooooooa what'd I miss? What's the website where you can see sex offenders??
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The huge box asking for your credit card number seems to contradict that statement.
Wonky is getting the death penalty?!
IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!
who's next?
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Yes, Casey didn't want to have the baby when she got pregnant, but her mother made her have the baby, promising to help her raise it.
Stoney - what do you mean you have to pay? It's free.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:17pm.
In Australia, you can bash and rape a bitch and be out in time for supper.
We have a Criminal Justice System in place down harh - i.e. Justice for the Criminal. Same as our sister colony Canada.
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Totally agree that Canada needs tougher sentencing. But we at least do have what's called a "dangerous offender" clause up here. If the prosecution feels it's merited they can apply for a convicted criminal to be labelled a dangerous offender which means they can be locked up indefinitely no matter how long their actual sentence is. Paul Bernardo, for example, who kidnapped, tortured and killed two girls and raped a bunch of others has the dangerous offender status and will be in prison until he drops.
ricki lake on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:35pm
From what I've seen and read, it's kind of her mother's doing, Casey's parents insisted she have the child.
IDK though, they claim the real father is dead, which I also don't believe, she lied to the current ex boyfriend and she said it was his, but a paternity test ruled him out and he stuck around anyway for Caylee.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:35pm.
What I truly don't understand about slutty, retarded party-whore pieces of shit like Casey Anthony is...why in God's name did you even HAVE a fucking child at like, 19?
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She tried to have abortions...give the child away, but the Grandmother basically forced her to have Caylee and keep her! I guess thats consequence of being an over zelous woman...
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Today is a surface streets effing day in my city! The expressway is like a hockey rink!
@ M.E. The cops all know Casey did it. They just want to make sure they have EVERYTHING they need so there is NO reasonable doubt. Now that whores lawyers are going to make issue of the guy who made the tipline (three in August) and found the bag with that poor babies bones in it. They do not believe he had anything to do with it. I hope they fry that piece of trash Casey.
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So there are 60 sex offenders in my area! Damn that fucking site, you have to PAY!
What I truly don't understand about slutty, retarded party-whore pieces of shit like Casey Anthony is...why in God's name did you even HAVE a fucking child at like, 19? Are they not aware of abortions or the adoption process? Are they too drunk to make important decisions besides which place to hit up next on the nightly bar crawl? Like, fucking seriously.
And if someone says that her parents pressured her into keeping it....well, LESSON LEARNED, Florida fucks.
Yeah, the duct tape is pretty bad...
They just did a little montage of pictures of Caylee with sad music on Local 6. I'm tearing up!!!
Zappy - I saw the crime scene pic. It's the same book.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:27pm.
Over 60 percent of the inmates are mentally ill, most of them are clinically psychotic.
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That sentence scared the runny diarrhea out of me.
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@Jeffro11
I agree. Crimes against children are absolutely unforgivable and 100x more harmful and damaging and cruel than those committed against adults. I say you rape a child, you get your effing balls cut off right before your head is lopped off!!!
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Its confirmed.....the remains ARE those of Caylee Anthony!
Stoney - type in megans law on your browser, it shows you pics, gives addresses and tells you what types of crimes they've commited.
(Sexual crimes)
Bradi - exactly, not duct tape over the mouth, AROUND the entire skull.
No accident.
In the ABC video of the crime scene, they showed a book that looked like the book Caylee was reading when visiting her great grandfather at the nursing home.
That whore Casey needed a sedative once they found that bag with the babies bones in it. She knew she was caught.
The bitch needs to suffer (and that she will being a baby killer) but she also needs the death penalty. Why should hard working tax payers pay her room and board for a life sentence?
I love Florida. The kill their death penalty inmates.
Hey, what's Megan's Law? I wanna know if there are rapers in mah building!!!
All Dlisters: Sorry about the long-winded rant regarding death row inmates.
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How is it an accident, the poor baby had Duct Tape wrapped around her head.....wtf?
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:19pm.
In California, every death row inmate gets an automatic appeal of the conviction and sentence to the California Supreme Court. Sometimes this process can take a decade or more. Then, the convict can go through the habeas corpus process in the state court for another decade followed by the habeas process in the federal courts for another decade. In all, a death row inmate most like won't be scheduled for execution for at least ten to fifteen years after conviction.
Meanwhile, the death row inmate lives 23 hours a day, alone, in a cell that measures about 6-feet wide by 9-feet long. The cell contains a steel toilet, a steel sink, a slit for a window, a steel slab attached to the wall with a thin mattress for a bed. No conjugal visits; family visits once a week. And, very little medical treatment. In fact, the federal government has stepped in and taken over the medical care of California prisoners.
Since Reagan closed the state mental hospitals when he was governor and closed federally-funded mental hospitals when he was president, the California prisons and jails system is the world' largest mental health facility! Over 60 percent of the inmates are mentally ill, most of them are clinically psychotic.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:21pm.
I bet that's what happened to little Caylee. If Casey were smart she'd admit it was an accident that she tried to cover up. I bet her lawyers are telling her they can get a not guilty verdict, though. They'll claim the evidence was tampered with, Casey was unfairly targeted from the beginning, the babysitter was real, the meter reader killed the baby, etc. etc. Unreal.
crazyinjapan on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:23pm
All of them, I'm watching it right now on TNT and it's also on USA, SVU is on....CI was on earlier...
SNOW DAY!!!!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/19/2008 - 3:23pm.
it use to be like that. People would just go away and the sheriff would turn his back.
we used to know right from wrong in this country, and back in the laura ingalls wilder days, you touched a child, you got your hand chopped off by the parent, then the neighbors would all gather to run you out of town.
M.E.
I have a rapist renting a house at the top of my street. I'll never live here without a german shepherd. never.
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